GRISTLEMANIA '87

[KammeratGak]

This awesome video requires a fair, balanced redistribution of views and upthumbs, aarrghrr.

[toecutter1978]

After years, still funny!

[ILoveRockStar100]

Are trying to copy Wrestlemania .. Cause it's not working !

[zedy3000]

wow i would sooo go watch that rawww

[JohnnyDope]

Uncle SLAM wants you!

[sheepskin47]

I remember watching this about a year ago, and this never gets old.

[Ulti99ROBLOX1]

WTF did I just watch?

[Gdslayer7]

all right, that was funny. I'm still not sure if it was a promotion for a strange wrestling league or gay orgy....

[marnines4life]

Get rready to fart blood!!!!! ROFLMAO

[GideonPrice333]

Get ready to fart blood!!!

[HelloTacoPocket]

Wow, I wrestle at my school! I mean, not like "professional" show wrestling is anything like real wrestling, but... it's all kind of gay.

I would be offended if it wasn't true. :/

[BOOTLEGPIRATEVIDEO]

BWAHAHAHAHAH! childrens under seven entry free!! sweet! bet u pedobear is a gonna bee theres!

[nitrobyname]

God, You guys just keep getting better and better... LMAO!!!

[TheSevenYearPlan]

I'm gonna take my manly kids to this show as soon as it comes into town!

[crizzab74]

i fall more and more in love with you as time passes.

[globalchaos1984]

one word...GENIUS

[TNEPOY]

lol at private pulverizer

[darkfabled]

ahhah this shit actually made me choke on my cigarette and drop it into my lap.

[EclecticStranger]

hahaha

God said remember the sabbath...and keep it RAW !!!!

[crazzyleggs1973]

Chief fisting bear...I love it

[GRNoam]

lmfao

I wanna git all greased up and touch you! A LAAT!

[urmyt00b]

AGGRESSIVE HOMOEROTICISM!!!!!!

I laughed so hard I farted blood.

[SmexyLikeSoup]

I'm gonna give you a dishonourable discharge...

IN YOUR FACE!!!

classic

[sheepskin47]

this is hilarious

[sajdsdasio]

the picture in the bottom left corner @ 1:06 looks like a dick

[carlydowney]

Hahaha...Brilliant!!!

[reneistheman]

Talk about stereotypes of Wrestlemania, OMG, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[lordmufasa]

holy shit fairfax county represent!! I'm from there. is that where you guys are from?

[TUComedy]

Haha. you guys never dissapoint

[CHUMAIO]

this was ridiculously entertaining. i can actually sit and stare at the wall and still be entertained for the next 5 minutes.

[devilsnevercry27]

God said to remember the sabbath..

and keep it raw!

AMEN.

this is funny.

haha.

[spyderjch]

get ready to fart blood

[lilzig420]

This is in no way gay! LOL epic

[zeropaul4]

Cheif Fisting Bear ROFL!!!

so many sexual puns XD

[ZDST]

I'm gonna give you a dishonorable discharge.... IN YOUR FACE.

[LJVC91]

Manimal XD hahahahahah

im gonna save your soul by kicking your ass XD

[TheLostVocalist]

LMFAO!

THAT LINE WAS GOLD!

XD

[hiredn00bs]

LOL @ the end.

[Foxboy116]

xD

lol

[themosmitsos]

I think Chief Fisting Bear-lol-is going to give Affirmative Action Jackson a Sanchez Surprise, although I think he already IS one, and has one...get it?

Dick Thunder

P.S. I, Dick Thunder, and the CoXecutioner, together we are GANG BANG, we each have a midget team of allies, mine are Ball and Sack, team Ballsacks, his Harry and Nooddles, team HarryNooddles, all together we are GANG BANG and the FreeForAlls,

[themosmitsos]

P.S. 2. I get all gristled up on Sundays, waiting for the football game, all that blitzing and penetration up the hole, pounding it up the middle, going deep... Ooooooooh Yeah :)))

[themosmitsos]

and we are going to turn those little taquito ladies on the Sanchez Surprise team into a couple of Subbitchionaries. We're gonna pulverize Private Pulverizer's privates, we're gonna slam Uncle Slammer's uncle, we're gonna teach the Submissionary a missionary lesson, fist the Chief's bear, show Affirmative Action Jackson what a job looks like with "police nightstick" maneuvre, and I will PERSONALLY shove team Ballsack down Manimals throat and we'll see who farts bloody migdets... Ooooooooh Yeah

[mtilby]

GET READY TO FART BLOOD!

[iiTaCoiii]

WTF????????????

[P0YKPAC]

i kno rite

[Slayerof100]

genius!!!!!!!!!

[united768]

aggresive homo-eroticism?

[phonix032]

LOL this is for real?

[OmegaTrooper]

yes

[Andalucia727]

There's a billboard that I pass by every day on the drive to class. Its a billboard advertising TNA Impact (i guess they're doing something im my town soon). Anyway, it always reminds me of this video, which gets me all gristly for the day ahead. Thanks

[P0YKPAC]

You like getting gristly on the way to class???

Are you majoring in wrestling with a minor in glowstick and body oil house music dance parties?

[Andalucia727]

I don't like it, but it can't be avoided. And you're almost right...I figured that someone who takes the time to major in glowstick and body oil house music dance parties just may have a monopoly in some places. There's money to be made, until Affirmative Action Jackson takes my slot.

[McGroinwad]

children under 7 free lmao

[DJJuzz]

"AGRESSIVE HOMO-EROTICISM!!!!!!!". LOL. That was priceless, really enjoyed it. I'm a huge wrestling fan too but didn't mind it (and thus me for loving it) being made fun of.

[trukitrake]

lol

[DingosRus52]

NICE

[BintangPsycho]

keep in raw !!!

(amien)

lol

[Dicktaa]

Awesome!!

[ConcorX]

God it feels like i just got injected with Chuck Norris blood! God this is MANLY!!!!GRRRRRR!!!

[Gargantuas]

this video is the best thing everrr

my impotence has been cured thanks to you guys

[P0YKPAC]

go forth and spread thy gristley seed, O Greasy one.

[Lemonadefizz]

Its crazy right? This video really is the best. It cured my Aids!

[BulimicRainbowz]

WOW! Hahahaha

[metalheadkidd]

lmao!!

[NightshadeMortis]

Hahahahahhahahahahaha so accurate.

[smoothshop]

This is how commercials should be.... HAHA! Premium advertising 2001 YEEEEAAAAH!

[Stevoman1995]

"Children under 7 admitted free"

OMG

[pirater666]

hijos de su perra y putisima madre

la lucha libre es sagrada y si se burlan de ella se burlan de sus raises pinches pendejos ojala y los mataran

[Jaxycat67]

is fairfax in new england??? i thought i recognized it...

[francisjavi07]

lollll  this is freakin funny

AGRESSIVE HOMOEROTICISMM!!!

[will200557]

"Come for the _______, stay for the glow stick and body oil house music dance party" has become a constant joke with my friends...

[mtilby]

"I beat out a more qualified wrestler to fill this spot" Top stuff!

What about Mr. Big, Ring Kong and Snake Town? Or were they kinda scrapped for the final video?

[P0YKPAC]

They're all in there at least once, you just have to keep an eye out for em.

[mtilby]

Ah yep, I can see them up the back of the "this in no way is gay" shot.....

So who do you guys think would actually pass as a WWE wrestler?

[P0YKPAC]

You can see 2 of the 3 elsewhere at 0:18 - as for your query..... that's good question. We can see Sergeant Slaughter and Private Patriot helming an uber gristle-y tag team.

[BuddhasHitMan]

"I want to get greased up and touch you... a lot."

Lmao. Great!

[tesmitty20]

aggressive homoeroticism!!!!

[DMB0918]

This was excellent. Good job, folks.

[WarshipAngelus]

LOL. It would be funny if Private Pulverizer went head-to-head action with Stone Cold Steve Austin. LOL. He, He, He.... /\(^_^)/\

Oh God Sanchez Surprise that would make a great Youtube screen name for someone here on Youtube. LOL.

[SanchezSurprise]

It would.

[P0YKPAC]

beat us to the punch!

[WarshipAngelus]

LOL. "I want to get all greezy up and touch you alot." /\(^_^)/\

[mofobuss]

dishonorable discharge....in your face

[HolyEmolyXD]

NO! I missed it!

[XXX38]

Best names ever!

[mokeyb85]

probably one of the greatest clips in youtube history! yeah!!!

[zc406]

Tight.

[jayseanNO9]

i was spose to go to GRISTLEMANIA '89 i had tix n everything, but my tires got slashed in the parking lot of my apartment complex, and my gf was like washing her hair or something that day. it suct :) awesome vid though, thanks for posting ****. its the only GRISTLEMANIA vid on youtube.

[BarryAldridge]

This is brillant. Really made me laugh guys, well done.

[LuckyTony777]

lol at chief fisting bear 1:33

[orrin4]

I'm gonna save your soul by Kicking you ass!!

[LazloProductions]

Rami: Noooo! Not Private Pulverizerrrr!

Mac: Nooo! Not the spaaanddexx...

Que: >.> You're just not gay enough to understand.

[alpturantan]

hauah superb! so is my comment! how insightful!

[SmileOnADog]

This made my day...and this is in no way gay. hee ha hu...ugh.

[chudleycannonfodder]

haha, loved it!

[xesiria]

funny lmao!

i am going to save your soul, by kick-in you ass!!

[crazyoldkurdt]

GET READY TO FART BLOOD!!!

[meeplem]

Ah, the memories of GRISTLEMANIA '86...

The wrestling, the party, the children... the ra-..man-ness....

[agentgreen004]

Being gay and a pro wrestler, I lol'd

[cwbellor]

It isn't gay so much as it is TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME

[GrizzlyIzzy]

you guys are awesome. where's konica?

[P0YKPAC]

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

[GrizzlyIzzy]

yeah I hear you. ever notice how a piledriver looks about 1 pair of spandex away from a salad tossing 69?

[pistachio180]

i wanna get all greased-up and touch you.

a lot...

[andymcgaffigan]

i will definitely tell my mom and dad that this in no way is homoerotic.

[P0YKPAC]

victory!

[ironicminion]

Yes, I feel the homo love from the spit bucket... eww

[piggymunch]

"This is in no way GAY"!!!! HOLY SHITBALLS THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[sailingfms]

You guys are hillarious. AND, you look good in spandex. Rowr!

[GoodCharlotteCRAZY]

haha so funny so true....genius =]

[nemesixsixsix]

its funny cause its true!!!

[tmdrdd]

I'm Loving Taige's Private Pulverizer

"I'm gonna give you a Dishonorable Discharge...In Your FAAAACCCEEE!!!"

AGGRESSIVE HOMO-EROTICISM!!!!!

[snicky58]

The "Submissionary" -- hee hee

[Tadukast]

:D hehe nice

[carbert01]

Fairfax has so many cool events.

[jimmyoats]

haha.. brilliant.

[sgtcampsalot]

These guys eat "MEAL", don't they?

[P0YKPAC]

I think that's all they're allowed to eat...

[stealthsilen]

Uncle sam is smiling in the video lol, i think it adds to the flavor.

[AaronJpoe]

LOL I love it!!!!

[KanzooKan]

1:26! OMG! LOL!

[TheRealDJLO]

lol

[TheArtOfTheComment]

Chief Fisting Bear gives me nightmares.

[saintjudesteve]

yeah dave!! looks like im not the only one that missed you!

too bad this is old footage.....

[rysonvt]

good to see Dave Powell and Will Connell back with poykpac

[ChristyG42]

haha

love it. lol

[mousecuit]

Giggles

[newbsauce11]

This is genius.

[Pflargelt]

"children under seven admitted free"

[karmenjay]

HA! I love it. I am so going to see that non homoerotic man fest!

[Dranda32]

hahaha that was great 5 stars

lol @ Hughsnews comment

[GUYLO]

Good to see Connell and Powell back in action.

[Elk4758]

lol

[ChiknStew29]

dude, its NOT normal to wear tights and wrestle with your friends...?!? f-u-c-k....

[rebisdead]

LOLL won of the funniest videos I've ever seen

"AGRESSIVE HOMO-EROTICISM!!!!" LOL

[stinkinfishguts]

hahahahahahaha 100% not gay!

[lordmufasa]

OH SHIT!!! you guys are from fairfax!!!??? I'm from Mclean. Thats awsome

[tjfeen]

one of the greats! thanks.

[Hughsnews]

I just burst out laughing in the middle of an internet cafe in Cyprus... everyone turns to look at me and see's you guys in lycra on the computer screen and now I look gay... THANKS A F*CKIN LOT!

[jessterp]

Wow. Better than I could have ever imagined.

[LordCrom]

WWE? ECW? TNA? They have nothing as monumentally life changing as GRISTLEMANIA '87! Watching this wrestling event will change you from a boy to a man, from a woman to a man. Watch this event and you will never have to fear nuclear war again!

[Fazenda8]

well said, I lol'd. :)

[LordCrom]

Hehehe...thank you! Yep, nothing better then P0YKPAC!

[OTKP]

hahahahaha

[JamesFoil]

Lul I Swear I Saw Jhonny Knoxville

[ejpj1]

Brilliance.

[mallaard]

Sweet Jezus I wish I could favorite this six times.

[amdinga]

I'll have everyone know that this is a great thing to watch while you're high. a great thing, indeed.

[Organasm]

OMG I sooo drun kright now!¬!¬11.

[buttlick666]

happy haloween LOLOLOL

[lolbobs]

as if you would know what that feels like

[LOOinLONDON]

Oh you guys. I'm going to put this on my page, even though I lack autoplay and also a lot of my subscribers are young pre-teens who might get spanked for watching this. Or whilst watching this. I can't effing get over the wrestler names. Comedy troupe, you are something special.

[anonymousEYE]

i'm from fairfax county...

[Akulshae]

XD Hell, I'd go to watch the men slick each other up alone.

[TheNaughtyPants]

Affirmative Action Jackson!!! Lol.

[NibOswald]

Hahahaha well done indeed

[ArthurFlemmingsJr]

Dang that Affirmative Action Jackson!

[Noyjeetut]

Nice.

[TheTroubledTroubador]

I loves me some wrestling

[EvilZoe]

That was awesome!

[soundscapenyc]

that sounds like Harry Legg announcing

[P0YKPAC]

awesome. I know Harry. I used to cut his tracks for KTU!

[UberProAzn]

lol APE PEOPLOE

[econchino]

AA Jackson FTW

[thekenner]

i got a boner watching this.

[Hunter7023]

*sniff* You didn't mention me, Heli Ace!

-Heli Ace

[P0YKPAC]

To be perfectly honest, this was shot about a year ago. We didn't know you then!!!!!!!!!

[Hunter7023]

Well I'll try to hold myself together lol.

[Micfri]

sweet!

that reminds me, I'm gonna watch homo-erotic Smackdown tonight

[wweman244]

lol kool

[KenHalo]

sweet, im bringing all the 6 year olds i can find

[Secretservicedentist]

And I'm bringing all the Chris Hansen I can find!

[poonertang]

More ape kings please.

[P0YKPAC]

hahaha... I believe his character name is "Ring Kong"