How to open a bottle of beer with a piece of paper

[1HOTTSTAR]

Lmao! ... Dude, it wrks! I just opened my Corona :)

[TheMarsylion]

Carlsbegra się odkręca ... ;) Amerykanie ...

[XyL0Ph0n3]

I was expecting me a " Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world. " in the end.

[ThomeThomeeh]

table edge :D

[nugget24789]

Chuck Norris can open beer with his eyes

[IpodDownFail]

@nugget24789 chuck norris doesn't need to open beer with an object, he can do it with his mind

[haloXorer]

The caps are much harder to remove in my country

[TheBubalooza]

Urgh Carlsberg

[eyedrive3]

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[aceholeas]

Do you really think you should be drinking when your pregnant?

[ElliottckHull]

Stupid

[EliteSasuke]

fake



[TheAngryDuckling123]

Hehe....that table farted.....

[felixj401]

I wouldv opened the beer with my house key before he got to the second fold

[ikeswordsmen]

i think tht he might of just folded the paper more than seven times

[hdtvcamera1]

Very clever. Glad to see you drink good beer.

[coffeebringslife]

0:36 the real trick is to fart first:)

[john96797]

i open beer with my hands. =)

[TheMrGulddans]

Go Denmark!

[avatarjeroen13]

some ppl just use their teeth

[Loserfr]

Try this with a European beer, we'll see ;)

[m8y511google]

i use a wall or a chair but this works too

[coutterboy]

I knew the beer was never opened before because he tilted that trucker over, and you never spill beer, EVER!

[MistaDollaD]

600 ppl dont like being Macgyver

[ColaPac]

In America you use a table to fold a paper in one minute - in Germany you just use the edge of the table!

[AAcotbb]

@ColaPac Funny this guy is Danish, and in Germany women with massive boobs serve it to you in 1L galsses. You've got it all wrong sir!

[fingerboy18]

@ColaPac In Germany, the beer would already be gone :) I'm American by the way.

[ColaPac]

@fingerboy18

Nice comment and absolutely true! :D

[n8opot8o1981]

@ColaPac and f*(k up the table

[ColaPac]

@n8opot8o1981

Actually when you do it wrong then the table is fucked, indeed.

But if you do it right it will be not ;)

[TrollingAround]

@ColaPac - opening smirnoff Ice on the edge of a table will usually rip the top off the glass bottle - just some feedback :-)

[ColaPac]

@TrollingAround

Then you put you too much pressure on the bottle because I never ripped off something of my table ;)

Just google how to do it with more technique then it won't rips something of the table - my feedback ;)

[9qwer1]

@ColaPac theyre not in america

[jdjldc]

@ColaPac enjoy your broken tables

[ColaPac]

@jdjldc

Actually I didn't rip even one time in my table! I have a very strong wood for it!

If you have a plastic table it's your own blame!

[ItalianManatee]

@ColaPac read the description

[ColaPac]

@ItalianManatee

That hasn't been there two months ago. Ok I have a very expensive table with a really hard wood I think that's the matter!

[guitarboothy10]

@ColaPac and in Germany i bet you are a huge fuck

[ColaPac]

@guitarboothy10

If you think so ;)

[catita111]

@ColaPac they are not americans so the jokes is on you

[robbversion1]

I open my beer with my other beer

[elpollonorteno]

Waist of time folding aweek paper something a looser would do that's why there's bottle openers

[TheLocalDJ]

@elpollonorteno What?

[HighOnKush1]

I drink my bear off my penis

[wonkeytjuuuh]

chuck noriis can open it by just looking at it :p

[guitarhamster102]

i open mine with my erection.

[stewieisthelord]

@guitarhamster102 I do it with my DDD cup tits ಠ_ಠ

[brandonLoLx]

@HaamSammich does that mean married men cant drink beer or that they can't come up with an idea to open beer bottles without an opener? Wtf is ur prob?

[brandonLoLx]

@usukkuer use ur teeth!

[usukker]

what if i dont have a paper lol

[HaamSammich]

your wearin a wedding ring and opening beer with a piece of paper. i would kick your ass if i saw u in RL fuckin loser

[TheVAN3R]

the last sec of this vid is like a commercial xD

[Dissimulatex]

Or you can buy a keychain beer opener for about $2.

[zekejordan]

This Would Make A Good Advert :P

[StokeFan1994]

i open beer with my arse because im a real man

[TheNeyi]

@StokeFan1994 Well you obviously like to put cone shaped objects in your arse then!

[CAbbott71]

@StokeFan1994 Why would you shove the neck of a bottle up your arse?

[postmortemarg]

@StokeFan1994

actually putting bottles in your "arse" is GAY...

[chandings]

@StokeFan1994 hmmmm u seem to enjoy it.

[slimwolf23]

@StokeFan1994 sticking your beer in your arse to open it? you may be right, you sound like a real mans man, man

[Wayavas1337]

@StokeFan1994 so, how manly is sticking something in your arse on purpose?

[limaalphabeta]

@StokeFan1994 You like things up there dont you...

[Alexboooom]

@StokeFan1994 yep...we all know what goes on with the arse-anals

[JediMasterFrazier]

open it with your teeth like a real man

[DickenDork]

Good one dude. Cheers.

[mindfreak001009]

i open my beer with my eyelash

[paniaguasanto]

@mindfreak001009 lier make a video

[Aljedubru]

@paniaguasanto ...

[1414mwh]

It's a lot easier with a cigarette lighter...

[macs19772002]

carlsberg yuchhhhhhhh

[BloodySniperArms]

or just put the beer on the paper then just swing the paper and then it would sound like splash then your done!

[GameslRlus]

If only that beer would go through the camera and pop out on our end. 0:17 - 0:19

[maaaaaaatt1]

this guy sounds like a cartoon walrus.

[mario102395]

that's nothing. I can open it with an avocado and a toilet paper roll?

[frizzybob]

use your fucking teeth ! you pussy!

[MucinexForTheElderly]

fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[asian414]

this will come in handy when i dont have a lighter or bottle opener.... lol

[regaladol10]

just use a bottle opener..

[crimsoncanuck]

hmmm.. i see a table edge that you could simply have placed the beer cap on, then give a little hit...presto!!!!..beer

[jdub94ful]

you just saved my life.

[yournotkkreps]

be a man and open it with your teeth

[AllAboutTheSoaps]

WOOW....to everyone who's comments were "why not use a bottle opener?" or " that trick takes too long" or anything of the sort:

A1) the whole purpose is IN CASE you don't have a bottle opener, or don't have access too it, and also it's just really neat.

A2) Bitch, it wouldn't take long if you saved the piece of paper now would it? And he's obviously folding it slowly to show people how to do it for the first time.

Great video and awesome tip:)

[LEEDSnathan]

Nice crotch.

[iamheadbanger]

I just did this and I'm going to save the paper, put it on my keys.

[blacksmither537]

jus use ur lighter the same way

[sketchyou]

use a girl's pussy to open it. *slicker

[peacehippie999]

I am quite glad they are bringing back glass soda bottles, because now, I, being undraged, can give this trick a try :) If it works I'll like the video.

[iLiKeCeRe]

wow....this is not THAT creative...he basically just made a BOTTLE OPENER out of PAPER! CONGRATS EINSTEIN!

[april9089]

i use my penis bro!!

[BEERandBODY]

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Beer Consumers will absolutely LOVE this!

[amazinginyourpants]

i love how this has 2 million views

[FlyingSquirreI]

um.. anyone that drinks often can open a beer with practically anything. this isn't a trick.. it's just one retarded way to do it.

[polanmi]

why not just use a lighter or a coin or just get a twist off beer

[DerekCortezisBeast]

Haha it would've been hilarious if he did the paper thing then just grabed a bottle opener

[reubse2]

use your teeth



[zman111666]

I like it. I think it would be fun to challenge a guy to open the beer in under 2 minutes. Put in front of him a paper clip, a dime, and a sheet of paper, telling him he can only use on at a time. ( I think the dime is too small to get enough leverage as you would with a lighter) Or hell, tell him he can combine them, to really confuse him!

[bahok123]

i used my phone sometimes lol. anything will do for me

[DobermansRock]

Why do people hate beer drinkers so much? Why is it so damn personall? If you don't drink then fuck off, quit being a burdon on someone else. I do my job to make a check and buy beer stupid.

[YamikoPros]

@MidgetIllusi0n 1 minute and 24 secounds

[phoenixazmy]

@MidgetIllusi0n xDDD

[HonigKuchenTv]

carlsberger ist deutsches bier!

[lilroman49]

i feel like after a couple beers, i wouldnt be able to fold the paper like that

[jadew01]

i can easily open it using my teeth i must be hardcore

[brycet91]

dont want to waste your life dont watch the video, kinda lame but still good to know how to do for some odd particular time in life

[ThunderbirdEnema]

I just got beer all over my desk trying this. I really need to buy a bottle opener.

[Punkyadam2k8]

So, in the time it took to fold the paper, I could've gone to the kitchen and got a bottle opener

[hornylad2]

@Punkyadam2k8 he probably hasnt got a bottle opener derrrrrrrrrrr!!

[riffdex69]

@Punkyadam2k8

by the time it took to fold the paper, I could've made my girl go get a bottle opener.

[GodfatherAl102892]

A trees life was wasted by doing something and specific item is supposed to do. A bottle opener.

[hwoami123imme]

i saw this exact clip on a korean show, they where trying to open a botle with paper and so they watched this clip!

[gtfolurkers86]

Just bite it off you massive puffter

[gj3rmund]

ist just like opening with a skinny lighter

[gangster2501]

why paper when u can use a bottle opener?

[commanderdark]

newest video: what to do when you have no friends in college

[Diskoligan]

OH MAJ GAAD! AWESOME

[youmarttube]

Carlsberg don't do bottle openers.. But if we did, it would probably be made of paper.

[tallyetsmall]

@youmarttube xD

[mikkel1940]

IT'S A CARLSBERG! DANISH BEER FTW!

[1benhsubs]

S()B 4 S()B i even do GivEAwaYyyS!

[urgoing21134]

is carlsberg good?

[krutaa]

@urgoing21134 hell yeah! :D

[Bassyswing1]

Carlsberg is a rubbish lager. Honestly go for czech or eastern european lagers.

[FORFITERCLUB]

what a smart ass

[LBKBlueViking]

Carlsberg!!!! :)



[SEBB3RS]

i opened mine with a paperback bible the other day, thank you god.

[irishman2009ful]

that works cheers

[arrogantbastardale]

Out of the 100 highest ranked beers in the world on beeradvocate, 70 of them are brewed in the US. Nearly all of them are not twist offs, or are corked.

Down with yellow fizzy beer!

[nann3225]

Danish beer <3

[bugshirt4]

I like the smugness with which he says it's a european beer that isn't twist off.

[jumar1281]

carlsburg is nasty

[tseals215]

Is sex

[tseals215]

Yuengling

[AbdulAziz348]

i tried this and died :( rip me

[monkey8113]

Maybe he should do another video about how to open a beer with a bottle opener



[feldthus1236]

Fuck Yea det er Carlsberg!!!! Wuuuhuuu :D

:p

[TheLobsterOfFate]

this is fucking stupid just open it with your hands

[leobuzzo666]

Seems like a lot of trouble for a fucking beer.

[EdEckersley]

what a load of shit... just use your TEETH!!!

[lonhen711]

chuck norris dose that whit air!

[MrAndreasHD]

wohoo carlsberg pilsner! det er god stil

[stillbjorn]

party trick? Dude must go to some lame-ass parties.

[llsaifoosaifll]

what a silly show

[skaterunknown4ever]

you can actually use a pillow, some sand, and a pen:

just grab the pillow, pull it over the bottle, put some sand on it and make it wet, let it dry overnight, then take the pillow away and use the pen the same way u would use a lighter

[TheAthleticmonster]

@skaterunknown4ever Why would anyone wait overnight to open a beer?

[skaterunknown4ever]

@TheAthleticmonster its a joke, a bad one.

[ucfbaz]

because what could alcoholics do when they aren't drinking?

[forceflat666]

@ucfbaz they drive

[rmatone]

its called a bic. alot quicker

[IndyJones4th]

@MidgetIllusi0n 1 min and 24 sec actually

[greasyduckfart69]

lol how many times do you have a peice of paper but no table

[KitCloudkickerUK]

did it, Cheers

[spike555mr]

Good idea in a state of Need"..lol

[jeffhc88]

from 1.15...why does it ceep me reminding at chatroulette? ??? >.<

[TacticalTeabagging]

What a nice counter top you're not using to open that beer.

[ryanhasagirl11]

At the part 1:10 i cut my finger and there was quite a bit of blood

Thanks you owe me a 1cm of blood

[ryanhasagirl11]

@ryanhasagirl11 I mean 1:09

[xxtallyrawrsxx]

How to open a bottle of beer: use a bottle opener.

[s33dless1134]

ill stick with my bottle opener....takes less time to open the damn bottle. i could of drank 2 or 3 beers by the time u just got that fuckin bottle open

[p1k4choo]

@s33dless1134 well to be honest who carrys a bottle opener to a party light works jsut as good 2

[s33dless1134]

@p1k4choo i carry 2 on me all the time, ones a flat piece of metal that fits nice in my wallet and theres another on my keys and to think about it i have a lil knife on my keys 2 that has 1 so that makes 3 that i carry on me all the time.

[TheCubiba]

ja otvaram upaljacem pa se ne kurcim

[karenmbbrown]

wanker

[1234drew1234]

who do i call to get the 1:26 seconds of my life back

[evinsteven13]

@1234drew1234 you cant, because the video is only 1:24 seconds

[telli22]

I couldn't do it.  what's the secret?

[RebelConserve]

By the time it took to fold that piece of paper, I got your girlfriend pregnant. Yeah, I'm a minuteman, so what?

[KlownKrooK]

@RebelConserve a minute: 24 ;)

[MdNtNightmare]

People who drink beer and actually get drunk are far more inferior to the ones that have the willpower to stay away from it from the beginning.

Good job alcoholic fags, hope you like your beer bellys.

[TheGlorion]

@MdNtNightmare What? Why the hate for people that enjoy a nice cold beer? You so mad over beer? What did someone wearing a budweiser shirt sodomise you when you were little?

[xluka99x]

nimas facking pojma kr z paprijm a to sploh nedela

[AyKay47]

easier way is with a lighter. simple

[madagundong]

dont u have money to buy atleast a spoon?

[ManiaCop100]

fairplay to you, but after all of this effort I could of walked into the kitchen and got the bottle opener

[horsemad1670]

good post ,cheers !

[smukzie]

Awesome. :]]]

[keilarocs]

u dont need paper at a bar. . the bottle is served open!

[wicksie802]

that was a waste of life

[mrjo0e1]

who carries around at a bar

[mrcrazyman8484]

thats not even cool..ofcourse if you fold paper into a hard fashion with a handle it will open it...the only reason i watched this was because i thought you were gonna show a sweet trick by opening a beer bottle with a light thin piece of paper

[CrypticMass]

@mrcrazyman8484 LMAO I thought he was going to keep folding the paper till 2 seconds was left, then throw the paper down and twist the damn bottle cap off. By the time it takes to do all the folds you could of opened a 12 pack of bottles. I guess this is for the people with tender hands.