Chris Tucker stand up

[Ehmcee2010]

his jokes and his voice are a great combination!!! 

[TheQtip1581]

LOL i went trick or treating with my friends and we went to his house not knowing it and it was him ad we where like :O ZOMG

[Jaky2008PSN]

@TheQtip1581 Yeah right!

[birdchopper]

Nigga I didn't know......you's was robbin da stowww

[MarZakGaMing]

it'd be funny if I knew what the fuck he was saying...

[deadguy718]

YOU CRAZY JESUS! YOU CRAZEEHHHHH!!!

[solstice114]

Hilarious

[americababyable]

Broke as a motherfucker

[MrSimo4561]

Call that nigga up and he still there!

[xchaosdragon666x]

lol Smokey is the shit

[MatthewHavens92]

"You gotta let that shit go momma damn!" hahaha

[asain79able]

what does he say at 0:32

[QueenSexi14]

@asain79able if a nigga robbed me he'll just be practicing

[jesustj1]

@asain79able nigga i don't know?

[balotelli456]

DID U BOMIZE IM DA PUZAY

[liridonaable]

HAHAHAH hilaious...a legend 4ever!! love his voice,he's jokes and facial expressions lol

[ilovemusic145100]

love his voice! :D

[datruthseeka]

what year was this

[justinbieber14380]

Lmfaooo "im so broke if a niggah rob me he'll just be practicing " xD

[TheShadowpoper]

Many black brothers :D

[DJSJ31]

@CiaranMcGarry1

Well glad you don't live in America either because if you don't think this is funny yo ass should be kicked out, live through poverty and the experiences that he has and you'll understand.

[bastard309]

he said nigga like 80 times

[asain79able]

@bastard309 17 times actually

[miphino]

@bastard309 Actually, he said it like 14 times...

[gv105468]

his voice is something else..lmao

[SumaTH1]

3:29 what did he says: I want to do the justice pussy be the

ace

[TheTunerida]

His body moves, face and that voice make him a funny machine!!

[comicozy87]

a voice only dogs can hear :)

[hellrell2092]

just his voice makes me laugh

[Shazgi]

I could not fucking understand one word felt for mannn

[xxxcalaguaxxx]

this guy rocks

i love him since " friday " with ce cube , and " next friday " after that

[thrashingjustin]

@xxxcalaguaxxx im pretty sure he wasnt in next friday. try again

[xxxcalaguaxxx]

@thrashingjustin seriously , i though he was , or maybe just cus i like him i include him in every comedy movie ....lol

[redlilly101]

why can't we just talk?! xD

[FeelRapp]

@CiaranMcGarry1 all i can say is looong live america. most entertainin country in this bitch

[zhn0k]

@CiaranMcGarry1 PUSSY... besides... this is from 1992.

[XxzkiidxX]

67 people got robbed

[JQisAwesome]

I like this video MANNN

[weeman26]

@jiWada321 true

[tamikajay2k10]

"my clothes in the dryer mannnn" LMAO!!!!!!!!

[JiWada321]

Chris Tucker is the human Daffy Duck

[MrTfailautusi]

pissed off man!

[joelehk1d]

HAHA

[TJDJ216]

my nigga smokey!!

[RetroSami]

I never knew he crises like that.

[gunot111]

Pissed off maann!!

[treyspr]

rush hour sucks

[IIGAMEZIIFREAKII]

@treyspr Go die

[treyspr]

@IIGAMEZIIFREAKII u die faggot

[IIGAMEZIIFREAKII]

@treyspr LOL 'you'

[Foobaby2017]

Nigga I was getting some I would have given you a ride!! I love this

[viera1963]

@Foobaby2017 His voice alone kills me!!!

[88soulsurvivor]

Other day I robbed this store, came back out, A nigga don stole my car!!!

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

one of the most iconic characters ever

[NicolasYates]

I'm so broke if a n***a rob me, he'll just be practicing....LMAO #classic

[InteractiveCore]

has anyone noticed the entire audience is black lol?

[kindboy1996]

he talks so fast I need subtitles

[Ii1WYLAH1iI]

@kindboy1996

me too

[aaronh870]

who watching this in 2032

[Ii1WYLAH1iI]

@aaronh870

me , i came from the Future

[gokharol]

Lmao

[LadyAbyssinian]

pissed off maaan! DAYYMM!

[coolgang1234]

DAYUMM~

[Fucas101]

I love how the entire audience is black!

[uupperswag]

He right about how women play with the pussy.

[Homeruler99]

Good luck Chris with your stand up comedy and all and im really happy you return back to stand up. Good luck!

[moneshmahtani]

Fuckrs im warxhin at 3207

[shod3]

im watching this in 3026 cause i can time travel bitches

[chessmanny4]

maaaaaaaaaaaan, damn! xD lmao

[x732ScOpElEsS]

I SWEAR IF I SEE 1 MORE "STILL WATCHING THIS IN 2011" COMMENT, IM GONNA SHOOT MY COMPUTER

[MIIIpower]

@x732ScOpElEsS Thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@MIIIpower haha, this whas a while ago, now i dont care when people write that, cuz i dont see it as much

[derderderr0o]

@x732ScOpElEsS

Still watching this in 2011.

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@derderderr0o ur so cool trying to get a reaction from someone you tool

[derderderr0o]

@x732ScOpElEsS

Lmao I actually just did it to piss you off.

umad?

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@derderderr0o no but ur annoying

[derderderr0o]

@x732ScOpElEsS

Because I type some stuff on the internet? I have to words for you:

Anger management.

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@derderderr0o i stated before that i WASN't mad, i dont need anger management, you just need to learn how to read

[sudonimh19]

@x732ScOpElEsS Guess what? "Still watching etc." Dont shoot the PC, it's innocent, Bro! BTW, the reason we watch this in '11 is bc after he quit smoking the weed (that's commendable) he kinda lost his stand up touch imho. Our loss...

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@sudonimh19 k

[chelseayay1]

@x732ScOpElEsS still watching this in 2011

[x732ScOpElEsS]

@chelseayay1 haha this was a month ago, i dont care anymore

[HSSKxx12345]

how many times did he say nigga ?!

[TooReal31]

WHAT YOU IN HERE FOR, HOMES?... OHHH... SOME DUMB MOTHERFUCKER DID NOT PUT NO OIL IN HIS CAR... NIGGA... I WAS GETTING SOME... THAT WAS TOO FUNNY

[coolphil10]

chris tucker and damon wayans my favorites

[iAlwaysKnowIt]

I need some subtitles for some parts. His voice gets so high.

[groundon1321]

who in here no ricky tan?

[TooReal31]

NIGGA, I DO NOT KNOW... YOU WAS ROBBING THE STORE

[JLM030396]

he says they n word alot

[cearle28]

sup man?

[dkicker80]

SSSMMMOOOOKKKEEEYYYY!!!!!

[TooReal31]

I KNOW I ROB THAT MOTHERFUCKER STORE BUT SOMEBODY STOLE MY GODDAMN CAR MAN... DAMN!!!!!

[Zeskents]

" nigga I didn't know " LOL

[DjValentin7]

thank goodness hes coming back with new stand up tours this year !!!!!!!

[Stinsonboi]

mean mugging the shit out of life haha

[purplekid777]

man, his voice makes it even more funny!

[ydabom]

He's going back on standup tour this year :)

[rickyeguizabal]

that b cool if he still did stand up

[MrProud2BeMe]

funniesy black guy arround

[SmooveHD]

@MrProud2BeMe you forgot Kevin Hart?

[huydinh5104]

lmao

[jump12man]

He always starts out by sayin "I'm pissed off maaannn" hahaha

[amaried98]

SMOKEY... I love his voice

[Pengaploopa]

SUP MAYNEE?

[SheGotItLikeThat17]

how cud you not like this?

[lv999iam]

YU IS BLIND

[KitKatWarrior4]

the 64 dislikes can suck it

[KitKatWarrior4]

fucking love chris tucker funny as hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Skitzn21]

did you promise him the pussy mam?? no further questions this bitch is lying lmmfao

[Babyicemikey]

64 people dont have humor as hell!

[Kidyoung7]

Funny

[CelphProclaimed]

SUP MAN!

[JPr0duct1ons]

yes hes coming to my hometown

[xheartsliesfriendsx]

His voice.. That is all...

[W6S0A4]

anyone notice that his belt is undone?

this man's voice is comedy

[TheSuperalexxm]

watch?v=bSbKXQAhpZA I found Chris Tucker 0_0

[pwnsauce11]

FUCK everyone who disliked this video

[hapibth0pel3ss]

this chris tucker is way funnier and cuter

[617tnt]

The old Chris Tucker is way better than the mature chris Tucker wish he would have made more movies in his prime money talks was funny is shit

[NWAHipHop]

SMOOKAYYY!!

[CreedLT]

oh man want "Last Friday" film With ICE CUBE and CHRIS TUCKER.

[gabriel11211]

@CreedLT IKR! ITS ANNOUNCED! FUCK YEAH!

[Adamk2004ownz]

i mothafuckin robbed chris tucker

[BorntoRocknRoll95]

Crunkcoco

[simbaf270]

aye dat nigga real as fuck

[powergreatful]

still watching this in 2011

[DoooDaDaze]

@powergreatful ME TOOO MAN!! LMMMMFFFAOO!!!

[bulldoglikeaproach]

@powergreatful what an original and funny comment !

[TooReal31]

CHRIS TUCKER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN... HANDS DOWN... HE IS TOO FUNNY.... HIS FAVORITE WORD IS MAN AND DAMN

[58samoan]

he is hella funny. wish i culda saw that



[PyroNonStop]

Pipipipiripipipippi-Mimimimimi­mimi!

- Hahahahaha!

[ShamaleeC]

funny

[ShallowDepression]

[insert joke that Chris Tucker just said in this video]

[Soccerlova63]

63 people are broke as a muthafucker

[MagicPotionBeatz]

hahaha mah favorite comey show ever!!! i just made a hip hop beat inspired by Chris tucker check it out!!!

[Wiziwesh]

"Did you promise him the pussy, Mam?" Lmao

[kkkutiepie12]

Lol dis niqqa say niqqa wayy tew many times!!! L0l but he funny a'f

[hehehehehea]

Black ppl just speak broken English. Uneducated fools.

[lookimsorry1]

@hehehehehea ...

[pinkorpurple432]

@hehehehehea You can't bother to type out "people" so why are you complaining? Also, "uneducated fools" is a sentence fragment.

[vtecivicsib18]

@pinkorpurple432 no its not, so stfu you damn moron

[pinkorpurple432]

@vtecivicsib18 Okay, so it's more of a statement, you're right. I love being a condescending jerk. :)

[vtecivicsib18]

@pinkorpurple432 more like 100% dumb jerk 

[pinkorpurple432]

@vtecivicsib18 I'm honored.

[vtecivicsib18]

@pinkorpurple432 moron

[pinkorpurple432]

@vtecivicsib18 You could say that. :)

[vtecivicsib18]

@pinkorpurple432 This is my final message. You are weird

[pinkorpurple432]

@vtecivicsib18 Byebye. By the way, I take that as a compliment :)

[dythaka]

@hehehehehea Mount a Goat

[HVS4LIFE23]

you got knocked the F%$^ OUT MAAAAANNN!!!!

[TheMiamiHeatFan6]

did yu promise him tha pussy maam..!

[kidyugi1]

cmon MANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

[Zaboxes34Pacman]

Let that shit go mama DAYUMM!!!!! Hilarious!

[BassaiDai123]

SOO BLACK!!!

[tooomy1995]

needs subtitle for white peoplee............

[TheAwkwordPair]

how many times has he said "DAYUM!"

[Biggbfan11]

This nigga crazy nigga he say nigga like eleventeen times nigga just like this post nigga!

[TheAwkwordPair]

its weird how he's all buff and hardcore christian now.

[tarik292]

chris tucker is funny as hell

[notkalekacperski]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!...­..............



[elemental12345678900]

pissed off mayne

[Timberlaketothiworld]

i can't believe Chris is now FAT..makes me sad..i hope he can loose weight for Rush Hour and Last Friday :(

[Romansteel13]

@Timberlaketothiworld

Shut the fuck up, you disrespectful piece of shit.

Who cares if he's fat?

He's still funny.

Get out of here, you racist fuck!

Go back to the KKK rally!

[Timberlaketothiworld]

@Romansteel13 umm.. u ignorant fuck i am black

Second of all i think Chris Tucker is the funniest guy ever and he's my favorite actor

i'm a huge fan and i was just disappointed and shocked..so shut up..FAG !

[tryandlisten]

@Romansteel13 LMFAO Owned AGAIN you fucking loser!!!!! Oh my GOD you are such a fuckup!!! XD

[miashalala]

@Timberlaketothiworld Are they really making another Friday and another Rush Hour?

[Timberlaketothiworld]

@miashalala i've heard rumors about Rush Hour 4 but idk if they r true but Ice Cube himself saud Chris is in Last Friday :D

[Godsgreatestgift1000]

@Timberlaketothiworld I dont know if its really true cuz chris tucker hasnt been doing any other movies other than rush hour movies and those are the only movies he dose now so if rush hour 4 is not gonna happen then we are not gonna see him ever again

[pinkorpurple432]

@Timberlaketothiworld But fat people are funny too - speaking as one myself.

[TJloc69er]

"I'm so broke, If a nigga rob me he jus be practicing " hahaha

[CLO619]

I took a girl out for 2 weeks, she wouldn't give me none, so I took her to court!

[DbzWWE2010]

63 people are white people

[MrPimpUkrainian]

@DbzWWE2010 yeahh thats right im white and i love this shit

[FOEEntHQ]

yo that nigga man...

[gangsta19x]

@MJGoneTooSoon1226 nahh his favorite word is MANNN!!!

[checkdis608]

"fucks up!!!!!... pissed off mannnn!!!!!!"

[Judithxxxxx]

"I'm so broke that if a nigga would rob me he'd be practising "

Hhahahaha ...

[tHaFreshKidz]

Chris Tucker Favorite work. ''Damn Man''