Ross Noble - Randomist (11/12)

[ifkewdv]

By coincidence just before ross started talking about being misheard on the phone i turned on the youtube captions. My oh my google speech recognition, you could not be more wrong

[TheGreatPatroon]

This bit made me laugh so hard my arse hurt.

[pukeyourguts]

is it completely fucking up from about halfway in for anyone else??

[KimmiTURNIP]

celo-tape? and Ross google works fine

[skybluepinkstar]

Love This Guy <3

[DragonSporks]

I think that the landscape gardener is tied in first place for my favorite Ross Noble audience member with Peter and the Wolf from Fizzy Logic :)

[yealolwut]

"what the fuck's he sayin? i dont fuckin know" haha

his aussie accent isnt too bad, actually xD

[drunkonmilk87]

@yealolwut well he does live there so i imagine his picked somthing up

[SonicBonjoviFan]

ross was playing a couple of nights ago locally to me and i only found out on the night :'(

[pandimoniumXI]

dude we says movies

[BoyInAWorldOfHisOwn]

did the driving test joke end in him blurting out drunk rambles?

[Kamiikazeo8]

im australian and i actualli didnt get that ashington joke HAHAHA

can some pls explain

[Written256]

I don't get the driving test joke :/

[markisonlin3]

I got the joke m from Newcastle conveniently :)

[berryrandomxxs]

omg...he just said the live 8 thing and i was like yes...then i clicked the next vid and it stopped working....and i was like....shit!.

[300rules4ever]

you know that look when somebody is looking at you like your face is a big lava lamp

LOL gotta love ross noble (Y)

[ItStartsWithL]

Hahaha yes, I'm from australia those robots are a pain in the ass.

[SeraphimHR92]

@ItStartsWithL This is gonna sound weird.... but I read this comment before he got to that part of the act, and I was really hoping that Australia was actually under robot attack. Like with lasers and shit. Not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed... but at least he talks about zombies. :)

[ItStartsWithL]

@SeraphimHR92 Wow to be honest I can't remember why I wrote that comment hahaha

[bentleyv8t]

4:20. Lol

[PitchforkSally]

ok. i almost peed on my pants. i simply LOVE HIM.

[GoldenGal42]

To people of the South: Bob-a-job week: a week when boy scouts go about doing odd jobs. If you mount a curb you've run them over. ^-^

[GoldenGal42]

Curb = cub scouts even.

Note to self: don't explain things at one in the morning. :P

[brown0eyed0wanderer]

@GoldenGal42 Hahahahaha that's a briliant joke Xp

[captainantlad]

10,000 view

[lambojivequeen]

im from the south, an i didnt get that joke either haha

[artstar2006]

oh you were looking at the time sorry [walks off]

brilliant

[HarryBentleyComedy]

CINEMA!!!

CINEEEMAAAA!!!!

i sh*t you not - i laughed so hard i couldn't breath, had several uni-directional spasms and as i gasped for breath i sounded like a walrus bieng chocked.

So funny it f**king hurts.

[MilitantOldLady]

CINEMA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

hahaha that cracked me up :D

[captainantlad]

4:15 what about Live 8 lol

[makeleleizjesus]

"i've had a hard days digging"

[audiieepirate]

we dont call it sellotape in australia... lol :P

[ElixrOnfire]

Haha ah got just after he said i hiit the curb i dudbt know he meant pavement curb at first also newcastle ftw

[bobbylizziebeebop]

I don't get that joke.... still funny though!

[QueenRules1100]

"He won't be waking up tomorrow!"

"I'm havin' fun but it's ever so late..."

Lol, I love this guy. xD

[IceBabyyx]

'Myahahahaa

He won't be waking up tomorrow.'

Hahaa. Love the voice he does.

Absolute Ledgend.

[musicsthelife]

awesome, love how he takes like an hour detour

[KayKBayZ]

Brilliant!

[poocrumbleking]

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE SAY! arrrrrggghhh!

[afro10k]

i would take the box of monkeys

[2000Maedchen]

Release the dragon!

[mikeknight123]

can anyone explain that northern joke to me? lol i cant understand that last sentence!!!! its been bugging me since the first time i saw it!

[thegingerdevil]

yeah same.ive watched it over nd over,cant get it

[Skilagnos]

The way he says curb is how some northern people would say cub... Boba job week is a week of cub scout fund raising by the members... I think that's it anyway... Could be wrong

[thegingerdevil]

cheers.kinda makes sense to me now lol

[TheWanderingAngel]

Correct

[TheGeorgevt]

@Skilagnos Thanks for explaining, didnt understand the joke

[DKDarrenKelly]

Oh God i love his endings in it, they're hilarious XD