The LIGHTER SIDE of the QUEENSLAND FLOODS

[MRMolbreka]

"A rain-making method developed by Thai king Bhumipol Adulyadej" was all i read from the article then i got tired from reading stupid thailand words

[Cre8iveSignWorks]

if you think you so rich then why cant you fix your fuckin teeth?

[MusicMan20061210]

Loool...That was so funny...the rainmaking machine and Blow-up Barbra.

I haven't laughed so much for months!

There are some good high hills in the distance. Why not move the lowest-lying buildings up there gradually over time,and make the rest into rice paddies?

After all,it's smack in the middle of a river delta.

This way the gvmnt gets some use of that machine.

[MrSpideradam]

at the start says get your wife beaters and thongs on i thought we call them singlets?

[mademoiselleaus]

If people can call you a fat cunt in your comments then why can't you spell bastard right?

This was not the least bit funny and probably the biggest waste of 5 minutes I've ever spent on anyone.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@mademoiselleaus I spelt BaRstard that way for a reason...which I have explained many times in vids since 2006...when I opened my first YT account....glad to see u wasted another 30 seconds of your precious life reading this comment...lets see if u waste another 2 mins asnwering it?..lol.....thanx for adding to the view and comment count on this vid...much appreciated....

[boomergaty]

Sunnys at night.

Love it.

[twister7boy]

hay i already seen this one youtube

[SvenSvenSvensen]

you are an exceedingly fat cunt

[slaxxxer]

Thought people not switching off revenue sharing on Queensland Floods videos were scum?

[theonlylanceleft]

F.l.A.B

[zPENOWSKI]

I don't know why these trolls come on here and just put bad comments aiy he can do what ever he wants to do aiy if you don't like em then fuck off back to where ever your from. Good on ya fab. Your a true fuckin blue aussie

[MrBryce47]

it's night time and ur still wearing sunglasses :P

[musicmanxclub]

hey mate wats ya skype cause i cant read the fucking writing u put up

[StickyShop]

i feel quite good about living single digit km's away from you...

[apprenticebundybear]

An army flood relief convoy has been ordered to take the Australian Flags off of it's vehicles due to a complaint by a member of the public stating it is offensive!!! WTF!! This is our national army providing aid!!! This is Australia and our Flag should be displayed!!

[3804780]

@apprenticebundybear Fucken oath mate. Bet it was a fucken camel jockey !!

[apprenticebundybear]

An army flood relief convoy has been ordered to take the Australian Flags off of it's vehicles due to a complaint by a member of the public stating it is offensive!!! WTF!! This is our national army providing aid!!! This is Australia and our Flag should be displayed!!

[kasmad09]

I stumbled across this video quite by accident o.k? There is no lighter side to the Queensland floods right? Hardly funny posting video's of such crap when there are people who have lost loved ones, their homes and all their belongings!!! Get a life seriously!!! Have you donated any money to the victims...............probably better than wasting your time doing this!!!!! Show us a vid where you're helping these people!!!!

[Gotcha29]

Ohhhhhhh maaaate you crack me up. Goodonya.

[rhemity]

fucking good story mate got anything on that fucking harrp weather making shit in exmouth ?

[sjmitchellaus]

The doll ride was in Melbourne banana!!

[typoconnection]

I just crack up whenever you say your username. lol

[MrJayc93]

can you stop making poor excuses of jokes and videos and actually do something for a living

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@MrJayc93 Why...I,m rich....

[MrJayc93]

@TheFatAussieBarstard rich people dopnt wear wifebeaters. or have shitty merv hughes beards.

[MaxedOutCinema]

@MrJayc93 can you get over it i bet if u was getting money from making utube videos u would do it

[rowanchild]

@MrJayc93

you lot just don't get aussie humour....... you have my sympathy,get a funny bone

[MrJayc93]

@rowanchild thats weird seeing as im fucking aussie dumbass. this isnt aussie humour or humour at all.

[kasmad09]

Why is it in your video's you're wearing sunnies all the time? Too ashamed to show your face your moron!!!!

[4x4Tinny]

@kasmad09 Hardly call him a moron. At least he uses good grammar! "your moron" bwhahahahaha!!!! you fuckin idiot!

[Casowsky]

'TURN THE FUCKIN THING OFF' lmao

[DeminRamst]

Those fake laughs make you look so stupid.

[tkbsoulja]

my mate was helping out some people and found a dildo in their backyard lol

[fuwulo]

U look ike fucking serial killer.

[MegaDeano1]

I love u turn it off!!!!!!!!

[GrumpSkull]

@TheFatAussieBarstard The blow up doll story you linked to was in the Yarra River in Warrandyte near Melbourne.

[Qteepiez]

I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keepinitcore]

About 2 years ago my old man was driving through Nsw all radio channels said roads were fine so he continued on all of a sudden there is water higher than his dashboard he kept his foot flat and knew there was no way to go back.

He was in the flood water for 15 minutes and ended up getting through the water where a pack of truckies were trying to use theirs lights to help him out.

The Question of the story is how the FUCK did the car not clonk out?

- True story and we still got the Ute :)

[buttsecksist]

are u gona offer free computer repairs fab?

[LonelyPepperz]

it's 10 o'clock during the fucking night and your still wearing sunnies...Yes I am australian and yes I am guilty of wearing ma sunglasses at night but...don't diss the helicoper for doing something that it doesnt often do when your doing the same :P

[Washu1973]

I also want to know how that couple ended up floating down the river on a sex doll in the first place.

[tdcmoncton]

White goods?

[Washu1973]

@tdcmoncton

Fridges, freezers, washing machines, clothes dryers. You know the stuff that is big and white and sits on the floor.

[tinlid086]

you rock FAB!  Keep up the good work! LMFAO!

[tinlid086]

you rock FAB! Keep up the good work! LMFAO!

[bertofski]

HAHAH Cheers for using my song mate!! HAHAHAHA

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@bertofski Yer welcome bro...

[canadamonster]

its good to see people working to help each other

[tyrbolo]

I checked up on Cappo but it turns out he doesn't live in QLD.

[Kifudancer]

Did you see the photos of the signs put up in the flooded sections of Queen St in Brisbane city? "3 goldfish missing, lost Tues evening. Contact if found."

Or the floaties and snorkel someone put on the statue in front of Suncorp stadium?

In the middle of all the constant bad news, these were a breath of fresh air.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Kifudancer Yep...agreed....

[IxACKOxI]

FTC

[MrmeatyJY]

how do u see at night?

[triviumAdict]

LOL at Paparazzi

[th33kh0]

floating down the river in the city's north-east about 4.30pm yesterday using the inflatable dolls for buoyancy.

DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the DOLLS!

[MissSandyBubbles]

the best thing I seen was the pic of the wally statue at Suncorp Stadium with his floaties and snorkel kit that made me LMFAO!

[insanit1complex]

funny thing is i have a bloody inflatale pool raft that would come in bloody handy if i still lived on the coast

[DanielTempleUK]

It's great to hear people are offering to help for free. Great work by them.

Also, don't know if you've been keeping a check, but the government flood relief fund you posted link to has now got over 100 million dollars in it. That is sensational.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@DanielTempleUK yep..it is....

[beobscureclearly]

Thumbs up to the white goods repair guys. That's bloody fantastic!

[AddictiveBreedNICK]

Hey FAB... a threesome is a threesome (hopefully she was happy to do the cleaning)

[SuperYourusernamecan]

Chicken surfing has just been discovered thanks to the #qldfloods

[puttrainguy]

You are bloody insane and thats beautiful man !!!! As I told Stew, my heart goes to all effected by this disaster, but as always, we can count on the FAB to BOOST morale for all !!! Cheers to you Mate !!! I lift my pint to you !!! Blow up doll... ROTFLMFAO !!!!

[01silky1]

ha ha ha i want my girlfriend / blow up doll back

[Sipatbana]

So some Buck is going to miss out on his surprise at his Buck's Party. Why its half way to Stradbroke Island by now

[SmartmanChris]

The conversation would be something like:

Woman - Shit we're being flooded, we need to grab something to float on. Not that beach ball it isn't big enough.

Man - OK then I'll get Suzzie.

Woman - Who the hell is Suzzie?

Man - What I use when we have an argument.

[kiwiguy211264]

Went out to Goodna today and helped clean up ....what a fucking mess and man its stinks its gonna take a long time to clean that shit up on the flip side had lunch with lote tuqiri

[Renegadezz10]

THATS THE ONLY TIME YOU DONT WANT THE BLOW UP DOLL GOING DOWN ON YA lmfao

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Renegadezz10 hahah...true that....

[unreal22000]

Big thumbs up for all the volunteers helping. I am still working as a volunteer in Victoria from the black sat fires. At the moment we beg for funds to pay for free rent shipping containers for survivors to use as they rebuild. 2 Years & counting!. Gotta laugh at one bloke we loaned a shipping container to. He rang to say it was stuffed! He dug a hole & buried it to make a fire bunker!!! Wrong! the roof collapsed under the weight....Fuckin funny!

[hoopztube]

How many beers have you had when you did that video FAB? You couldn't even say Tragedy straight!

[flyingfisbeefilms]

I need to move to Australia pronto!

[whatis07]

@73mandala im aware of that. but pretty sure its operated by americans with an approval to do so from our government

[Teabaggingtiger]

not all aussies are like this..

[73mandala]

@Teabaggingtiger How do you mean "not all aussies are like this" are you refering to FAB? If so, like what exactly?

[LilithAbraxas]

@Teabaggingtiger no, of course not, but It is quite funny to watch, and it think that is the point. :)

[LoonYLegionnaire]

LOL yeah read about the doll thing the other day.

Does anyone know if the poor dolls were rescued ? LMAO

[cheekychickenhead]

Fantastic story! Men everywhere will be buying blow up sex dolls and can use the excuse that it may save your life one day. I read the news items, but I was hoping for photos too : )

[Mraec1994]

are your pubs shaved like your beard???

[quiksilver316]

You said Bremer river and the news link said Yarra river.....which one was it or does everybody keep a blow up doll in case of emergencies lol

[tomken8dy]

yespmed is davidsfarmlives and moni370

he's been f--ing with me all through the MsBurpy contest.

[MrCj822]

what are whitegoods?

[swollenlabia]

@MrCj822 fridge,freezer,washing machines etc you know the stuff thats white.

[MrCj822]

@swollenlabia ok thanks. ive never heard it called "white goods" before.

[oldsalty65]

sorry cant say anything still laughing

[ValLovesDenis]

Oh my gosh! I wish you were my neighbour!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@ValLovesDenis No you dont...lol...

[zardozman7]

Weird stuff... "The technique was recognised in 2005 and covered by patents in 30 European countries"

yes, people have noticed the chemtrails for over 10 years now, but governments denied it, clear as day when you see them spraying chemicals that make clouds.

[R0ccojas0n]

bought a rainmaker for the droughts and now it flooded there

OH THE IRONY!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@R0ccojas0n hahaha...yep...agreed....

[SmartmanChris]

@R0ccojas0n Show's how well these rain makers work doesn't it?

Similar to where I used to work in South Australia. The facility design was identical to one in Scotland even up to the point of having snow grates at the entrances of doors. Well there has never been any snow there. So those snow grates are working great.

[R0ccojas0n]

@SmartmanChris dont need those up here in USA XD

we're already getting pwnd by snow and ice right now as i type this comment

[cazzle80]

turn the rainmaker off & send it over here 2 perth.

Im gotta say with the news ive been seeing of all the ppl getting 2gether to help out each other, im proud 2 b aussie for a change

[sunsetlover]

so which one of them blew up the doll and that quick of a moment

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@sunsetlover I think they may have been ON the doll before the flood hit...lolol...

[kymvik]

@TheFatAussieBarstard were they naked? She had apparently lost her nickers...:)

[FrostmourneFK]

I don't have a natural disaster story, but one time I was sleeping upstairs in my room, with the door locked, for reasons I won't disclose... Ahhem. But my mom was doing laundry, and the dryer caught on fire. She was screaming up the stairs for me to help her, and I was groggy, coming downstair- OH FUCK A FUCKING FIRE WTF WATER WATER WATER!

[phekwig]

You will probably get more stories coming in for a while... That blow up doll is a flotation device or a flirtation device LOL

[phekwig]

You will probably get more stories coming in for a while... That blow up doll is a flotation device or a flirtation device LOL

[1AussieInJapan]

Thanks for the laughs! :D

[cs2sasuke150]

Sir, i will pay you the sum of $15,000 for your beard!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@cs2sasuke150 I actually shaved it once for charity...and sent the whiskers to the highest bidder...lol...true story..

[MrSpydor]

good stuff mate

[cozzyk]

The couple was having a threesome ;).

[djlost666]

Hey Mate

i Love Your Videos

Your A True Aussie

When i get the Money ill sure to buy something from your store :)

Keep up the good work mate,

DJ Mattzo

[twister7boy]

yeah pauly got hit bad there.

go wish him some better luck.

clinging to a rubber doll omg.

i got a good idea how it happened.

cool they are fixing that up like that.

i'll send link to pual.

we had 3 hurricanes in one week when i was little on my street yikers.

[waterhot80]

That intro is awesome

[MonoDiggityDog]

haha fuck your a funny cunt :D

[destroyer10071]

3 people dont like washing on the line

[vincentcrow]

Lighter Side? Is that what happens when the Fat Aussie Barstard drinks a light beer before shooting a video? LOL Hope and praying those flood victims can rebuild their lives in Oueensland. =)

[rickillam]

Wow! Rescued in flood on a blow up doll. Guess I'm not the only one caught in that type of situation. Wait, I was floating on my ex not a blow up doll. I get the two confused. LOL!!!

[karmagirl74]

I wonder if it was a life size blow up Antonio Banderas doll?? (if you don't watch SouthPark, that will probably make no sense!! lol). Just seeing complete strangers come together was a feel good moment for me on Saturday. I made over 60 PB sambos and walked around giving them out to all the workers. People uniting like that .. is pretty amazing!! :)

[rickillam]

@karmagirl74 You did good hun. :)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@karmagirl74 good girl...

[MongooseFreeRider]

She lost her grip..Blow up dolls normally get sticky and grippy but not slippery #LOL

[TheLuke2reeve]

You have a mad laugh does not suit you but yeah..

[defect530]

cloud seeding should be illegal all around the world. who know's what kind of shit seeding does.

[SmartmanChris]

@defect530 Cloud seeding just makes it rain in a particular place instead of somewhere else.

[defect530]

@SmartmanChris messing with nature just seem's dangerous.

[michael1234252]

i like the intro

[MissRubyRuby]

Thumbs up for clean undies!

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@MissRubyRuby hahaha...agreed......

[joannenclayton]

"The Aussie spirit lives on" Love ya Pete.xx

[tomken8dy]

Blow-up dolls on ships instead of life rafts!!!

[yespmed]

@tomken8dy It seems that you can't speak without saying something perverted, you're a fucking sick piece of shit. Blow-up dolls? I guess that's what you plan on using in your next sex video. Or maybe you'll post another video of yourself sticking a vibrator down your peehole. You're a fucking up asshole, you're got fucked up teeth, and you're perverted as fuck. You're pathetic life consists of three things, watching porn, making youtube videos and making explicit sex videos of yourself.

[tomken8dy]

@yespmed

Did you even watch this video, you dummy?

[SmartmanChris]

@tomken8dy Did yespmed proposition you and you said NO!!! His reaction seems a bit over the top. May be he thinks that you stole his blow up doll.

[tomken8dy]

@SmartmanChris

He might have given me hints but I don't know.

Hell, I'll buy him a new one!!

[tomken8dy]

@yespmed

You need to ask moni370 why it's okay to send pornographic material/url's to young children on YouTube?

Her parents are considering going to the FBI.

[tomken8dy]

@yespmed2

Someone should tell your parents about hour Internet activities.

The little girl's parents are very angry.

They might follow through with the paperwork.

[tomken8dy]

@yespmed2

You're 14?

Why are you going into ADULT Websites?

Where are your parents?

or are you really 39?

PROTECTION OF CHILDREN

FROM SEXUAL PREDATORS ACT

2) Transfer of obscene materials to minors, 18 U.S.C. € 1470, prohibits the use of the mails or a facility of interstate or foreign commerce to knowingly transmit, or attempt to transmit, obscene materials to minors under the age of 16. The individual transmitting the materials may be fined, imprisoned for 10 years, or both.

[tomken8dy]

@yespmed2

Thank you. Call attention to that particular website.

They made another illegal copy of my video?

And they made it available to minors?

Thank you for calling this to my attention.

Now stop searching for lurid videos of grown men.

[yespmed2]

@tomken8dy I'm done with you, it seems that by staying in contact with you I'm getting involved in all sorts of bullshit. I don't want to be involved in any of this, so I'm gone.

[351xbgt]

My feel good story.

A Forum I visit quite often (australian ford forums ) got A whole bunch of people together and spent a couple of days (and probably a shitload of cash and resources)

just to help people clean up. They also set up a barbie tent and fed/watered ANYONE who passed by.. Kinda makes me proud to be an aussie.

I tried to put a link to it on this message but failed.

[irJackTV]

hahaaha your a champion.

[venuecam]

Hey FAB Good link to Smh article Re chemtrail cloud seeding. this sort of "Seeding" Occurs globally. Any connection to the mass bird deaths??? Likely but media wont provide any suCh Connection.

Very suss.

[incodan1]

Good on those guys offering free service on whitegoods. I'm abit surprised really.....those guys are saints 0:)

[simonbenjamin1]

Aussie Spirit is unbeatable!

[jennstar1970]

your the kinds guy ld love to have a drink with ! True Auzzie ! LOve it ! keep up the good work mate... n who cares where the dudes were its still alfunny story,, Oh and  the girl only had a bather top on when she was pulled out of the water ,, she reconds her bather bottoms were snagged and ripped off ! yeh right ! HAHAHAHAA! classic !

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@jennstar1970 hahaha...funny..

[jameslinton50]

Another great video mate :)

[tc71291]

" Blow up Doll Saves Couple " hahahaahaaaa , had one save me one time , but , that's another story.....

Good on the guys fix them for FREE !

Turn the DAMN thing OFF !

[whatis07]

rainmaker!! mmm i smell HAARP .damn americans!!!!!!!!!

[73mandala]

@whatis07 Not just Americans, apparently we have a HAARP instalation in WA, i think in Esperence

[zaca112]

Lol who would use a sex toy to float on the water?, Lol

[thegracefullpig]

new intro is fucked! use the old one lmao

[zaca112]

@thegracefullpig it sounds like there sayin NAB nof FAB!?!

[TheWesternTasmanian]

gee the dude in this clip is a real fat bastard.

[TheWestAussie]

they should of sent the rain maker over our way

[Brattygirl01]

How wonderful it is to see how someone's kinkiness can save their life.

Well done to them for their initiative in using a glorified pool toy.

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@Brattygirl01 hahaha...agreed darlin...

[RebelSoldier007]

i fell for Queensland iam WA Perth, i hope they are fine

[dctcool]

Aww man the conspiracy theorists are gonna be all over that rainmaker story now

[TheGreatAussieMate]

sounds like they used too much fuel for the rainmaker.

[incredingo]

the couple rescued had 2 sex dolls. they were in the yarra river in victoria floods, not in queensland. the girl had to be rescued by the cops after grabbing a tree as she floated past on a sex doll. maybe other states are trying to claim the story as their own as it is a ripper of a yarn. they'll never live it down lol

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@incredingo ooops...my bad.....lol..

[robiscool09]

Went down to brisbane on the weekend with some mates from the sunshine coast, and it was a real eye-opener and I have been helping people all around my neighbourhood since

[DibbersPage]

Again another story of Aussie community spirit, top marks Pete you're a star H&R Bro

[bigrod29]

Yarra River mate

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

@bigrod29 Yep...I see I was mistaken...still a funny story tho...