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  • Too many have to learn the hard way. If only I would have believed a bloke like Dick Masterson years ago.

  • Western men are so misogynistic. Then, they have the nerve to tell Chinese, Kenyans and other non westerners on 'treating women well?' What nonsense. I say this as a female, btw.

  • Dick Masterson speaks the TRUTH.

  • Dick, your mother obviously hated you.

  • yeah well u know, give them water, sustainability, a good environment, dont beat the plant, trim the roses, and u got urself a good keeper. oh, i'm talking bout plants, jackasses!

  • Plants?

  • LOL LIKE PLANTS

    I'm guessing, he doesn't f*ck plants?

    guy's hilarious

  • so he is comparing women to plants........ wow this guy is an ass.

  • "DICK MASTERson" ironic..

  • Dick Masterson Lvl99 Master Troll

  • Ppl! Dont you see it? You guys need to stfu for a while and listen. Have you forgot what made you happy as a kid? What made you laugh and made you feel special?

    Yes Im talking about Cake. You forget that the cake was always there for you. And now you abandon it for DICK? I mean cmon hes parents trolled him when he was born by giving him that name. Shame on you ppl! Forgetting the cake is a big time sin. How could you

  • @DarkForceCastle THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • @boxermcgee Noooooooooo! :(

  • Like like like uhh. plants. ROFL

  • When women sign up for selective services then they get equal pay

  • like if you LOLed at the title ^^

  • we are yet to see a female Einstien type figure. Until then, this man seems right on every point, cheers for making it easier for me to pull chicks Dick, your a legend.

  • Watching Youtube videos: whatever your ISP charges you.

    Reading the comments: Priceless

  • bitch just called me a damn plant. -_-

  • @simranoverthere He didn't call you a plant, and it wasn't even a metaphor.

  • @DispiacereTheDamned What about Dorothy Dix she reformed mental institutions

  • @devilshomie

    Are you a woman? Either way that's some pwnage Dispiacere is dishing out to your arguments.

    If men didn't exist and women reproduced asexually, you'd all be walking around naked grazing on fields eating grass. Men are the ones who brought the world to where it is today. Women have done SOME good things for the world, but 99.9% of notable historical figures, inventors, researchers etc were men.

    However I believe women are better at raising children too, though that guy disagrees.

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself Ouch well excuse me for believing that everyone regardless of race,gender or sexual orientation should have the same rights, privileges and opportunities as everyone else maybe it's because I'm from a different generation but I support equality and what about Cleopatra or Amelia Airheart or Marie Curie she and her husband discovered radium they did some pretty good things

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself Ouch well excuse me for believing that everyone regardless of race,gender or sexual orientation should have the same rights, privileges and opportunities as everyone else maybe it's because I'm from a different generation but I support equality and what about Cleopatra or Amelia Airheart or Marie Curie she and her husband discovered radium they did some pretty good things

  • @devilshomie

    Yeah I said women have done some good things for the world... But there are FAR FAR FAR FAR more influential notable men throughout history. Nearly everything in the world is there because of men.

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself Um okay that doesn't mean that women are less intelligant and equal than men. Men haven't given women a chance to be influential

  • @SpyWhoLovedHimself Just to point this out, Dick is not on any show anymore and I would really like to see some new comments on this except of some retards who does not know shit about the world

  • @DispiacereTheDamned Marie Curie her discovery of radiation lead to future chemotherapy procedures

  • @DispiacereTheDamned Rosa Parks was a stubborn bitch fuck you dude she helped with the cival rights movement she's one of the reasons why black men and women have the rights and freedoms they do today and Harriet Tubman helped thousands of slaves to freedom she risked her life to save men, women and children over and over again and Susan B Anthony helped with the women's suffrage movement

  • @DispiacereTheDamned Um they have look at Rosa Parks, Susan B Anthony, Joan of Arc, Harriet Tubman they have all done some incredible things

  • @DispiacereTheDamned When men can give child birth then you can talk

  • @DispiacereTheDamned lol and you assume that everyone believes in the bible?

  • @DispiacereTheDamned what? even if that's true it doesn't mean men are better than women and vice versa, we are all equal

  • Jesus what's with all the sexist comments

  • Bow for the master troll.

  • There are only two reasons to text a woman. 1. For a booty call or 2. Because you're bored while taking a shit - Dick Masterson

  • Hahaha plants (': that was a bit funny,I know he didn't mean it offensively that women are plants but just like plants women need taking care of.

  • Haha, dick in Phil

  • Plant.. U feed it.. u talk to it.. u even shower it every once and a while.. And if you want to be dirty you take it to bed as well.. yeah i can see the similliaritys..

  • cared for like plants! ROFL!

  • Doesn't change the fact his book is shit.

  • Just to let you all know, this guy really IS a joke. He's really a comedian who created this persona for the sheer purposes of entertainment and earning a few bucks in the proccess. All the girls and guys getting so menstrual about this calm down, he not really serious in any of this, the dude is just some crazy genius who actually manage to fool some retards with facts he made up himself.

  • @BetaStationX Dude, I read his book. It's hate speech with nonsensical arguments and puns on the words man and penis.

  • @lovemeordie83 he also has a wife and a career as a comedian.

  • Women = plants

  • Women should be cared for, like plants.

    I love this guy haha :3

  • Women should be cared for like plants!! Right on

  • @E2ekiel555 Too bad it is very expensive to keep this kind of plant happy

  • @ICETEAPRODUCTIONS1 You're trying to impress a girl by doing this. Either that or you're not an actual male.

  • @4GetTHEFun Doubt it would impress a piece of crap :P

  • @venomandcarnage364 indeed.

  • @ICETEAPRODUCTIONS1 Your owner must be overly nice to you giving you access to a computer in the kitchen.

  • Thing is that 70% of what he says is true. Im not into h8ing women nor do I want them to be discriminated, but if they want to be equals be a real equal, I bet 80% of women can't do any "man job" while men can do all things a women can and in the end a woman will say "thats a man job i can't do it" well zing bitch if you wanna be a equal act like one!

  • then ladies better find someone that doesn’t abuse plants.

  • i think women should be cared for. like plants.

  • Andy Kaufman would be proud of Dick.

  • Dick does know his target audience though and he knows they will back him 100%; Ironically all hidden behind a screen of course with names that speak volumes of their social and mental status. I happen to be a feminist, and willingly (I don't hate without having a reason) listened to the speech and none of them even make up a coherent argument and he contradicts himself a lot. I wish I could make all these false claims and jumbled whinings I wanted and have a blind following to boot.

  • @ApostateValkyrie

    You realise he is clearly being satirical?

  • @ApostateValkyrie

    1. He's a troll. An IRL troll but a troll nonetheless.

    2. "I wish I could make all these false claims and jumbled whinings I wanted and have a blind following to boot." - You are a feminist, a movement that has incorporated some psuedoscience based on false sociology. But it doesn't mean that feminism doesn't have its points like equal pay, equal rights etc.

  • @ApostateValkyrie w/e dumb cunt

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  • HAHAHA "Like plants" That one gets me laughing every time!

  • I get a real Edward Norton vibe from this guy in an American History X kind of way... not just the shaved head, but the vocal rhythm is the same. Anyway, everyone in his path gets the big Dickslap.

  • Most woman are chauvinistic. Saying most man think with their dick and woman think with their head? Woman been trolls since time begun, why can't dick? lol

  • men are not better than women and women are not better than men, I've known men who are a pussy and some women who got balls, and it takes an educated person to realize that gender does not determine competency.

  • This guy deserves to be rich.. Honestly I am buying his book lol

  • @AustinOlson That's how useful they are!

  • ok am buying a plant tommorow lol XD

  • first!!!!

  • ♂>♀

  • @Pooternackle lol FUNNY! not hahaha i wasnt talking to you personally i was just stereotyping like he does

  • Cared for like "plants"? How bout cared for like humans? if it wasn't for women dick, your gay ass wouldn't be here right now.

  • @ThaBestThing17 Using gay as an insult? What are you 14 years old?

    Oh wait this is youtube. Nevermind.

  • @Krauserowns man theres 7 year olds that are on youtube, I was born in 1988 and so when i was 7 internet wasn't even a norm in common households can you believe the evolution of this jaded generation?

  • @ThaBestThing17 - if it weren't for men, you wouldn't be here. goes both ways, dipshit.

  • LMAO and he never says anything about how guys think with their dicks? just cause we can manipulate guys (who only want one thing) doesnt mean we're whores. It means we're smart :) girls can say no to sex and guys cant so who's the weaker gender now? Typical guys being ignorant and single minded but pleease if all the women in the world right now died, then you's would all go back to being violent cavemen. Hypocrite :)

  • @UrsulaMeleisea lol bullshit

    girls who say no just end up having their guy fuck other women haha

  • @AgrivatedKillah ummm i dont see how thats disproving my point lol at least we can say no

  • @UrsulaMeleisea I'd expect that genetically engineered lab-cloned humanoids would replace women in a biological sense in the next 50 years or so.

  • @Imrankniazi lmao okayy maybe on your planet

  • @UrsulaMeleisea Yeah, you're right this wouldn't be 'your' planet anymore! So enjoy while it lasts, sugar :-)

  • @Imrankniazi haha i didnt say it was my planet. and the comment you replied to that i wrote AGES agooooo wasnt my actual opinion, i was just writing it to piss one of the users off that kept mailing my account so dont get all personal 'sugar' :)

  • @UrsulaMeleisea Your arguement makes it seem like rape is ok because unfortunately guys cant say no to sex?. How terrible. Im a male 22 years old i'll let you in on a little secret. We choose to have sex. Get it? A man chooses to rape , a man chooses to fuck that beautiful big bosomed babe down at the bar. Its a choice ^^. We are not slaves to our dick. Its simple sexual gratification. Why say no?, if you want to get laid then you get laid, then do it. I've refused advances many times ^^

  • @bhbpro wow i cant even remember writinq this hahaha i dont actually believe this i was just pissed off cause a quy who kept commentinq on this video kept commentinq me sayinq all this sexist sduf so i thouqht it would piss him off lmao

  • you just have to love this guy XD

  • Fucking ace

  • women = plants? wait what?

  • @SquatterMan2000 This is a mind that has no actual depth, he is so far gone now he cant make applicable comparisons that make any amount of sense. Women= women or women=life or women=his ability to be alive to make an utter ASS of himself. But on another note I LIKE TURTLES

  • @SquatterMan2000 he means women cant do anything by them selfs that they need to be watered and i think you get what i mean

  • He did it for the lulz... and for the money

  • chovanist are the only real gentlman because they understand that woman and men are not the same so they treat woman like woman where other men who respect woman treat woman as if there men and then wonder why woman take them the wrong way.

  • @grlnxtdr724 And the gross 70's porno mustache!

  • I bet most of the people commenting here are american.

    And we from the other places all know what America is like..hmm

    anyways, this guy.. makes no sense to me. Saying that women dont do anything..only want rich men blala

    I myself have worked pretty rough jobs..the roughest probably being on the seas fishing for months.. in Iceland, in really tough cold weather, thousands of people die every year doing that job. I just wanted to say that,so people know, there are women out there who do shit

  • @sandrazombie No shit. Youtube is an American product shit head

    If you're dumb enough to post something like that then you're dumb enough to not know that this guy is fake.

  • if im like a plant, ur like the stanky dirt that helps me grow.... or the pestiside that kills me. dick.

  • @spiffytiffy28

    yep your a women

    get back in the kitchen bitch

  • lmfao

  • yall commenting on a troll video

  • Women ARE cared for.

    The vast majority of men are chauvinist, wheter they realize it or not.

    If a woman gets slapped in a bar 20 guys will jump the person who did it (If it's a man ofc) if a guy jumps another guy then people will watch and cheer them on (both women and male).

    Women love the special treatment but not the "inferiority" thing.

    Hypocrites.

  • @Arnebananlolo

    Generalization reflects ignorance

  • @Arnebananlolo Just because woman aren't as strong physically as men doesn't mean they cant be equal.. listen to what your saying

  • @TheFawmaw Unbelievable, you don't even see the double standard do you?

    How exactly is it fair that a big fucking bodybuilder can beat up a tiny skinny guy without any intervention whatsoever, whereas if it's a woman of the same size and physical strength(if not stronger) everyone goes batshit?

    Get it? Beating up a woman is like beating up a mentally disabled person in society's eyes. I'll consider women equals, sure, as soon as they consider themselves equals.

  • @Arnebananlolo A skinny guy is still stronger than a woman.

    so your saying as soon as a body builder can beat up a woman and no1 do anything about it woman will be equal to men? jesus christ

  • @TheFawmaw Nobody's this stupid, piss off

  • @Arnebananlolo have fun being a female hating virgin

  • @TheFawmaw Have fun being a sexist moron

  • @Arnebananlolo Im a Man and i dont like the idea of a guy beating up a woman. if that makes me a sexist moron then fuck you and go die

  • @TheFawmaw You're sexist, because you think women are lower than men bro.

    I'm sure you're also for easier workouts and lowered requirements for women who work as "firemen" or soldiers huh?

    "Women love the special treatment but not the "inferiority" thing"

    Get it? You call them equals, yet you give them special treatment.

    I don't have a problem with the special treatment, but don't call them equals along with that.

    Are we done? I kinda quit this internet arguing shit a long time ago.

  • @Arnebananlolo I can see where you're coming from i just don't agree with you k bye.

  • @TheFawmaw Why would strength matter anyway :P 

  • @Arnebananlolo

    Exactly. They want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to be treated with privileges but at the same time, treated as an equal (when they don't deserve to be).

  • @Arnebananlolo I don't see men protecting women as something that makes me feel inferior. They do it out of respect and because they are suppose to be the protectors of women. Women should be submissive to their husbands and the husbands are to love their wifes like they love themselves. Btw, i'm Puertorican and yes, a woman.

  • @Arnebananlolo The fuck. I would rip them off of each other. I hate violence in all forms.

  • @albuorkka So do I, I hate double standards even more though.

  • "like plants" lol best line ever

  • like plants. lOL

  • this man is living legend!!!!!

  • does he ever take off those sun glasses?

  • @DAdZor Yeah when he was on Tyra Banks.

  • @AustinOlson

    lol i have to agree i think men are better than woman but im not aying woman are bad in anyway but tht plant statement isnt an insult caring for a plant means making sure nothing bad happens making sure its gettin right sunlight enough water and so on lol

  • Plants!? I thought he was going to say dog or something, but he trumpt me with that answer.

    Lol, priceless

  • Plants!?

    Lol, priceless

  • I don't need to rely on a fucking man.

  • @houseofnight1996 If what you say about not having to rely on a man is true then congratulations! You are a rare exception.

  • @houseofnight1996 but your existence is useless without one.

  • @Reijerkolle It goes both ways, actually.

  • @houseofnight1996 no guys, no sperm, extinction of the human race. Just letting you know...

  • @BetaStationX That goes both ways.

  • @BetaStationX No women, no babies, extinction of the human race. Just letting you know...

  • @xXSilverHaloXx its nice how your're still stuck in the scientific breakthroughs of the 80's, but thanks for replying 7 months late...with inaccurate facts. But its nice to know my fans remember me.

    And just to let everyone know, i don't support dick but all the retarded comments some girls and "men" make here just prove him right, think your comment through before posting people, thanks.

  • @BetaStationX Sorry if I didn't find out about this video until a few days ago, and I was just kidding. And honestly I don't want this to become a fight or anything so... yeah.

    Bye :D

  • @xXSilverHaloXx i love you.

  • @BetaStationX 1 man could populate the whole world women can only have like a max of 20 babies though, so where not as needed

  • @HotNewHipHop1 considering your logic of 20 babies per woman he's going to be impotent way before the world is populated, so no.

  • @BetaStationX No women, no eggs, extinction of the human race. Just letting you know...

  • @waxabee if men really needed to, we would invent artificial eggs. That's what men do, we figure shit out

  • @waxabee that would've been a problem, in the 80's or so.

  • @waxabee HAHA The baby thing again. Look no one is saying woman dont contribute i just wish they werent so fucking greedy and at least admit when they look for suiters they want rich guys Its a fact they behave like prostitutes in many ways.

  • @ITHEREONETHATHASNT i married a dirt poor guy, I have only slept with one man my whole life, and i'm the one who brings home the paycheck. Don't call all woman prostitutes or say they only want money. I married my husband because I loved him.

  • @purpletycoon Yup i call bullshit!

  • @ITHEREONETHATHASNT are you saying that i'm lying? Well if that's the only explanation you can come up with, then I feel sorry for you.

  • @purpletycoon Yes im saying your a fucking liar.

  • @waxabee No men,no sperm,extinction of the human race.Just letting YOU know...

  • I don't need to rely on a fucking man.

  • @houseofnight1996 and that is awesome. I salute you.

  • all these videos with Dick Masterson in them do is draw all the men shleps out of the woodworks...and to be honest women can do anything men can do PLUS have babies AND raise them..."construction work (if they work out enough) "be docters" "scientists" infact their are alot of women who do all these things so anyone who agrees with him has no point whatsoever, I rest my case.

  • @AustinOlson

    More like vegetables.

  • lolololol plants!!!!!

  • "women should be cared for like plants"

    -But plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. What can women do?

  • @Rhonda9000 Make sammiches

  • @NooDLES411911 Grow a pair, 10 year old. Does your mommy know you're playing house?

  • @ssuz1 No she doesn't know I'm playing house, because she is too busy in the kitchen making me some food. In the meantime, don't you have some dishes to be washing? Fuck off.

  • @NooDLES411911 Boys do not give orders to me. And you need to learn some class and respect. Else someone out there will surely teach it to you. Mark my words.

  • @ssuz1 LOL this is the internet, go away. I don't care what your feminist views are. I am not a chauvinist, i love my mom. I like to rattle peoples cages on here, but seriously.... fuck off.

  • @NooDLES411911 Ooh. No, ma'm. I will leave if and when I want to. I just sat down and made myself some nice tea. I like to rattle people's cages and joke, too, but I ain't leaving just yet.

  • @Rhonda9000 they make babies and sandwiches

  • @Rhonda9000 make a sandwich

  • @z

    "make a sandwich"

    Why not? There is no shame in being a "kept" housewife. Thats feminism's ridiculous claim.

    If you're a genuine men's rights advocate, you'd best NOT repeat this line as it aides feminists in painting the entire group of men as oppressors or women haters. Trust me, you don't even need it. Feminists are (VERY) stupid and bigoted enough as it is. A small amount of re-education from the channel "Man Woman & Myth", and you'll be able to debate circles around their fat asses.

  • epic irl troll

  • hes funny and again

    HES FUCKING HALARIOUS AND WHAT HE DOES IS

    who gives TWO SHITS if hes scenceir or not or is about some but exagerates for satire

    to me its still LOLing TROLLin at the FUCKING end of the DAY

  • This guy is such a joke, if it weren't for women, he wouldn't be alive. What about his mother? Can he really look at her, knowing that it's because of her that he's alive, and then say the she is inferior? What an idiot!

  • Lol dude you're a fag. treesXareXnice, what the fuck is wrong with you?  Women are on earth for 4 reasons, Kids, Cooking, Cleaning, and Vagina.

  • @Moosixman and thier sisters vaginas