GOLDMAN NEXT GEN

[Weskerx1]

FRIENDSSSSS.

[kamilfreeman]

I AM GOLD MUN

[Arncnido1]

Our Emperor shall awaken soon... Hurry friends.

At last you´ve come FRIENDS... the door of fate shall open...

The part that says LOYFE CYCLE. Sounds like... a... ummm... like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa... Like LOYFE CYCLE.

[SHlNOBl3]

I have made a cretur!

[HisuroKun]

"This is the worst video I've ever made."

FALSE.

BEST VIDEO ANYONE HAS EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

[fubah7]

this video is great. but a little short though. I wish you would make another but longer

[howiescream]

Goldman deserve's his own movie starring Hugo Weaving as Goldman.

[Ade2716]

KEEP PRESSING 1 LOOKS LIKE"OMEN"

[ChronoTriggerHappy]

proof that even computers have retard cousins

[mario123914]

i almost vomited during the lofe cycle part

[MJ13lization]

friends,friends,friends,friend­s

[JanitorAntisocial]

Goldman sure does love tired sitcoms.

[RevolverProject]

THE FINAL BARYALRTTLE

[LordFuse]

I can't stop hitting 8...

[JisakuJ]

9 people clicked the dislike button

[MAXIMUMGODZILLA45]

Friends friends friends.....beep...friends! Xd

[mario123914]

i hate the life cycle part

[Mysterious0Bob]

@mario123914 I hate the genocide of people based on religion. Get your priorities straight man.

[TwistXUK]

@Mysterious0Bob I hate you.

[garrus92]

I love you mysterious0Bob!!!! =)

[tippo1449]

number of dislikes are something

[sugerpopprincess777]

"This is a prezent from meetu yoo."

[thaiman1111]

lol LOYFE CYCLE

[6castehappybrothers4]

I was crying laughing

hahahaha

[AngelusFitzgerald]

FUCK GLADOS. THIS IS HOW A MACHINE IS SUPPOSED TO TALK

[Mysterious0Bob]

If anyone posts "[number of dislikes] are [something]" then I'm instantly blocking you.

[Matthawk12]

So... Friends friends friends? :)

[GregHM81]

Am I the only one who laughs like a retard when I listen to Goldman in this video??

[ChaosIsaacZero]

Sounds like Tea brainwashed Goldman.. 'Friends.'

[Jhazmon]

If I had a dime every time Goldman said 'Friends'...

[degeldave1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA my stomach is aching...

[KaiserKenshi]

hm hm hm hm hmm Pipol of the iamas..

gotta love you xd

[TetrisX]

Is the music that starts at 0:20 from the game itself, or did it come from somewhere else?

[MysteryEzekude]

Ha ha ha, I really like how you combined audio from House of the Dead 2 with video clips from House of the Dead 4. If Goldman still had his original voice actor, this is what he would sound like.

[jackwuzhear]

when he says "i have made a creature to rule over mankind." he sounds like kermitt the frog

[Oradyn]

dogs of the ams, time they made a move

[KrankyBIAS]

@Mysterious0Bob number 2 is, it comes as an extra mode on number 3. HOTD4 is only arcade

[KrankyBIAS]

the game is avaliable on xbox and PC actually

[neoparshath]

Buy-Sickle!

[AnimeC0NAN]

MY FRIENDS HAS LOYFE CYCOL

[Buurg]

friendsfriendsfriendsfriendsfr­iendsfriendsfriendsfriendsfrie­ndsfriendsfriendsfriendsfriend­sfriendsfriendsfriendsfriendsf­riends

friends.

[Glasscerberus]

Caleb Goldman is Albert Wesker's hippie brother.

[caballerodorado10]

alguien sabe como se llama la canción

[mcrubxpcod2]

BATTOLLLL

[CarlutioGaming]

Haha lol

[dalektaliban]

this is the final battowl!

[krisfrosz133]

No matter how times I watch this, I still love it. You edit this video really well. I showed this to my bro and he was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically the moment he saw the "loyfe cycle" segment.

[olty49]

our new ruler teh emperrrrr!!!!

LOL!!!

[randir14]

Goldman is what Bobcat Goldthwait would sound like if he tried using a normal voice.

[nikoscook]

Oh Christ, it's even better with transcribed audio

It's like really thing my style and my style and my style and my style

[CCrockyourass]

@nikoscook I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ANTI GAY RANTS AND SIR IN THIS FRIENDS

[ArrowOwnage]

this is honestly the best vid on youtube.

goldman owns

[r3b3rn]

lol

[thefishyswa]

friends friends friends friends friends

[tylertoon2]

@thefishyswa it's his favorite show and he's sad it ended

[CoolDevicesXxm4]

Lol. Japanese people being too cheap to hire ACTUAL American voice actors = epic lulz for years to come

[XsONourFACEs]

i love you now x

[krisfrosz133]

LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE

It makes me wanna piss my pants and cry everytime I see that part.

Goldman, you are a good frynds, but I'm afraid this is our finol battol.

[Okoa]

When Arcademongogo's video is the only existing footage of House of the Dead 4 that's of decent quality, you kinda don't have a choice. ^^

[Mysterious0Bob]

Sorry about that. Next time I'll be sure to buy an arcade machine and figure out how to get direct feed from it onto my laptop just to make this stupid video. It'll be worth it.

[DDRSN2]

lol I was just humorously pointing out that this video has been used countless times on YouTube. But, I guess it would be hard to set up direct feed at an arcade...

[BlueRushMan]

I swear, Goldman and Gman must be related.

[luigicasino]

This is the final bottle! Who is frens?

[toysjoe]

LOYFE CYCLE

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

frynds.

[zaquis]

you misspelled "best" in the video description

[XxXxGianfrancoxXxX]

FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS

[newdoom3]

LOYRFE CYCLE

[KingXgenesis]

sorry wesker wins...but they both are alsome

[Turlast]

"Friends"

Goldman sounds so gay when he says that.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Goldman is the staple of hetrosexuality. He could kick Wesker's arse.

[pamew]

Haha, great video, I almost forgot how strange his voice was.

I can only assume it was a japanese voice actor trying to sound british.

[Mysterious0Bob]

I'm British and I assure you, we do not sound anything loyke that.

[pamew]

Oh, you cheeky scoundrel xD.

Any idea which great artist voiced goldman?

"loyfecycle". A more beautiful word has never been uttered.

[NightfallAgent]

Lol your humor is so full of win.

CAN'T YOU SEE? WE COMMITTED A SIN.

[Corinthian404]

hence the voice actor "trying". though to me Goldman just sounded like a robotic American with a badly blocked nose.

[XavierHolland]

@Mysterious0Bob

I have been to Britain and you do sound like that. ^____^

[6castehappybrothers4]

xDD

this is the final Battol¡

Life cycle life Cycle¡¡

[markvtos]

Loyfe cycle

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

our new rulah the empah!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I'm gonna protect the LOYFE CYCLE today

[Okoa]

Friends don't let friends protect the LOYFE CYCLE.

[TehScreamingWeirdo]

i love how he calls everyone his friends 0:22 friendsssssssssssssss

[CatAtomic99]

He's John McCain!

[johnmalenko]

its not so bad

[thewerecactus]

The Loyfe of the woyfe is ended by the knoyfe

[Sandro17]

AWESOME!!!

[kamshamnida]

This is the final BADOL!

our new rula' The Emperor!

Loyfe Cykol loyfe cyckol loyfe cykol!

very nice video!

[MrGrimsanity]

pmsl

FriendFriendsfrindfriends.... Frieeeends :D

[Heydad956]

Friends.

[SwiftOmega]

LOYFE CYCLE?

[GreenskinChoppa]

made a creature to rule over mankind and its first words is that it will hate mankind x)

Goldman was a genius.

[Blink182Hero]

loyfe cycle loyfe cycle order now!

[WarriorBoy]

Where do I get one of these Loyfe Cycles?

[redrosefriendy]

By commiting a sin.

[Speedmetalmessiah666]

By disturbing the loyfe cykle of nature of course!

[redrosefriendy]

LOYFE CYCLE

[garoad]

LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE

[redrosefriendy]

LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE LOYFE CYCLE

[jleack]

HAHAHA this is great.

[Fiberawptic]

Goldman really did deserve that Oscar... such a touching performance...

[ninjachipzanuff]

i think they used a computer program for goldman's voice

[IndigoChild07]

To me it sounds like a Japanese guy having trouble with english. I know a guy that sounds just like Goldman. But you may be right >.>

[Richie11291]

You know someonw who sounds like Goldman?! Hahaha, that poor guy!

I always assumed it was a program too.

[SuperSecretAgenda]

LIFE CYCLE!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Sounds like somethingthe Iron Giant would say

FURIEND

[JDFC08]

lol really funny!

[garoad]

LOYFE CYCLE

[luisangeloquendo]

friend friend jajjaja

[edward18517]

best voice for a villain ever don't ya think?

[badzitrone]

Frieeeeends!

...

hmmmhmmhmmmhmm

[Shalom2378]

In scene of his sending e-mail,his voice-over did match the scene...!

HAHAHA!What a fucking LIFE CYCLE!!

GOLDMAN sent them a kind of a CP-virus!

[SpadeHand]

frruuuuhnds

[drone565]

FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS

[SoApBoX]

Goldman should've been in the movie. He would've made it 10000000x better.

[mmimade]

？？？？？？？？？？？？？？

[drone565]

whoever voiced goldman is horrible then the resident evil voiceovers

LOL

[Mysterious0Bob]

What are you talking about? He won an Oscar for it. Which is impressive considering this is a game, not a film.

[GillisMcClouder]

Goldman is a genius among men

[MarsKittten]

LOYFE CYCLE !!!

[uthertheking]

This is funny as all hell.

I feel sorry for that jackass down there who doesn't get jokes, or humour in general.

[derryb]

Goldman and his Loyfe cycle

[mark092297]

frens frens frens frens lol! that was funny!

[EricaDreams]

Very Funny...How the hell I will able to tell that to Goldman if he's a fictional character!?

[EricaDreams]

Well...You are an retard for calling a girl that...

[Mysterious0Bob]

What the fuck has you being a girl got to do with anything? What, you think being female will protect you from the wrath of Goldman?

[EricaDreams]

Whatever. Goldman is not real.

[EricaDreams]

~What the fuck has you being a girl got to do with anything? What, you think being female will protect you from the wrath of Goldman?~

SEXIST!

[Mysterious0Bob]

Yeah, you're right. According to your wisdom, women are intellectually inferior and are completely defenseless so I shouldn't make fun out of them just in the same fashion I shouldn't insult people with mental handicaps. You single-handedly hold back womens rights twenty years. OH DON'T INSULT ME I AM DELICATE AND HAVE A VAGINA.

And Goldman is real. Everyone knows that he's based on a real person who will fuck you up if he heard what you're saying about him.

[EricaDreams]

And Goldman is real. Everyone knows that he's based on a real person who will fuck you up if he heard what you're saying about him.

Okay. I believe you. Now shut up.

Whatever.

[EricaDreams]

Goldman's HOTD2 voice annoys the hell outta me. That's why his voice is funny.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Fuck you, Goldman has the best voice actor out of any medium, ever.

[EricaDreams]

And fuck you too! Goldman's HOTD4 voice is hell better...

[MalevolentLyricist]

Goldman has many...frrriiieeends.

[TonyBranston]

Memo to Sega: Commence work on TOTD3. Be sure to have the characters use actual keyboards and hire whoever did Goldman's voice for HOTD2 to redub his lines.

[SigmaInfinite]

New Law: Whenever horror games/movies try to get all emotional and meaningful, as soon as the sad music starts, all speech will be replaced with "FRIENDS". And evil people's speeches will be replaced with "LOIFE CYCLE". So now we can have rousing speeches about friendship without garbage!

[EricaDreams]

It's LIFE cycle.

[SigmaInfinite]

Tell that to Goldman then :3 .

[Mysterious0Bob]

Please stop commenting on my videos. Actually, your inability to understand the concept of a joke is itself funny to me. Please continue, you're hilarious.

[EricaDreams]

~Please stop commenting on my videos. Actually, your inability to understand the concept of a joke is itself funny to me. Please continue, you're hilarious.~

Is that so?

[PUCHICARAT]

That guy has a lot of friends.

[tahunuva14]

friends!

[ultimablaze5]

FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

[tahunuva14]

friends friends friends friends friends XD

[okamiotaku]

friendsfriendsfriendsfriendsfr­iendsfriendsfriends

[metalgearsolidfan112]

how many life cycles are there?

[plex14]

LOYFE CYCLE

[SobmicSSBB]

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

[heardofrvb]

Friends.

[TonyBranston]

You should've dubbed HOTD2 James in as well.

[TonyBranston]

I want a present from Goldman to me!

[DarkAndersonEX]

LOL!

[SestrenNK]

Goldman is a true role model for all of mankind.

[Segaman19]

Not bad. Great try.

[DMKProductions]

I'd still play the fuck out of it.

[Heydad956]

IT'S ME.....GOLDMAAAN