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  • He was horrible to her but the thing that I love about this movie is she takes it really well. When she says in another bit "don't feel guilty for not loving me anymore." It's horrible how she was treated.

  • He really is dumb. He's had sex with her but is afraid for her to touch him while she has a fin? Silly.

  • 8:47 - 9:04 Go Freddie!

  • BTW Who else here HATES paparazzi?

  • Okay, thumbs this up so everyone can see it.

    You can't criticize Allen for not helping Madison. Human psychology is a greatly underrated subject. Allen figured that Madison's secret was exceptionally huge, but he never would've even COME CLOSE to guessing that it was the fact that she's a mermaid. He was simply too shocked by the revelation that she's not human to help her. If you saw something in real life that you thought could only exist in your mind, you'd behave EXACTLY like Allen did.

  • @psychokinrazalon Not to start a fight or anything, but I can guarantee I would not. I'm too open minded for that sort of thing but I will say if this was true, I would have a lot of questions and if I knew someone in Allen's shoes, I would envy him to death lol.

  • Alan is such a jerk, when people started to surround her, he just stood there and stared... she started screaming his name, but he did nothing.. he is such a dick.. i felt like screaming at him when i watched it.. >:(

  • @theamazingfrogy nice nick name! how'd you think of that?

  • Already talking about kids?? Great way to freak a girl out. Less than a week man. Less than a week.

  • Eguene Levy's character pisses me off!!

  • Jesus, why does Alan have to be such a dick to her about it?!. I mean seriously, if I found out that the person I was dating was a mer-person, i'd think it was pretty cool. Now Alan's over here being a total jerk to Madison, when she never did anything wrong. That's who she is. Deal with it.

  • @archery411 Couldn't agree more. I hate watching how he treats her. This would be one of my childhood fantasies come to life, and to see her subjected to that sickens me. Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to leap into the film and punch him for being stupid.

  • Madison... :'(

  • This Is Proof America Is NOT A FREE COUNTRY!

  • poor madison </3

  • i would be so pissed if i were her!

    >:(

  • 4:34 - :36 She's scarred for life.

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  • The utter humiliation Madison deals with as her legs morph into a tail reminds me of the prom scene from "Carrie." Funny how pig's blood (albeit the fake kind made of corn syrup) couldn't be used in this scene because Daryl Hannah had already "suffered" physically and emotionally from the lobster scene and that scene would have been redundant for her! XDD

  • XDD "I am not a fish. How many times am I going to have to tell you people that? Now will you just let me out of here please?" It reminds me of the famous quote from the film "Elephant Man," "I'm not an animal. I'm not an animal. I am a human being!" XD Allen covers his penis to "preserve" the PG rating.

  • fuckin scientist!!

  • You know maybe the evil guest stares for Pooh's adventures of Splash should be just

  • Bowser, Mistress Nine, Bowser Jr., Ranamon, Joe, Shark, General Parvo, The Groomer, Naraku, Oogie Boogie, Dr. Facilier, Profeser Screweyes, Rasputin, Shere Kahn, Drake, Pete, The Grand Duke of Owls, Carface, Killer, Makunga, Hades, Captain Hook, Sheldon J. Plankton, Scar, Lord Rothbart, Ursula, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Cat R. Waul, Ratigan, Ozzy, Strut, Tai Lung, Steele, and Team Rocket (Jessie, James, and Meowth,)

  • Still done by my friend Disneydaniel93 still with the guest stares from my profile.

  • WHAT THE HECK IS HIS PROB LIKE ALAN HELP THE POOR THING!!!!!!!

  • do you have a broken arm??...no..its fractured in 16n places..

    hehehe

  • "Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine?"

    "No"

    "Then we ain't talking!"

    LOL

  • "Is anyone here from Penthouse magazine?!" "No.." "Then we ain't talking!"

  • So many Canadians in this movie! Go Levy and Candy! WOOO! :D

  • "Is anyone here from penthouse magazine!?!....Then we ain't talkin!"

    love it.

  • @theoneandonlySS1995 i kno its spelt fuck you its a short way of spelling it idiot n for minding my own fucking business well i say MAKE ME BITCH!

  • oh gosh, did u see her face when he cringed away from her in that water??? stupid Alan, Oh I love Daryl Hannah

  • I feel bad for her... how scarey that must have been... people snappin pictures, yellin out things, bein pickep up by stangers and put in a tank under observation... damn that doesnt seem like fun. stupid scientist couldnt leave them alone!

  • Freddie: Leave him ALONE!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! Get out of the way!! Allen! You alright?!!

    Allen: Yeah, get me OUT of here D8<!!

    Freddie: Is anyone here from Penthouse Magazine? *All say "No"* THEN WE AIN'T TALKIN'. XDD Gotta love that guy

  • @Moonstone2732 i was waitiing to see if anyone wrote tht XD :D

  • Stupid scientists>8(. Always wanna bother anything to prove something

  • What did the people magazine woman say??

  • @ElMa1788 "Is it true that she's also seeing Burt Reynolds?"

  • @canaanaija What a dumb reporter there.

  • around 3:53 becomes sad :( damn that scientist >(

  • it's funnie how they thought it was a gunn.

  • Why isnt she pissed?!?!

  • i was so mad when alan just stood by and watch them take madison away! what a dweeb! D:<

  • @thebigeyedgirl I know, I feel the same way. It always upsets me to see that part and how he treats her later. I wouldn't even care if she was a mermaid, cause I would have loved her before I found out anyway.

  • AWWW, Madison's dress was so pretty! It looked kind of like the dress Ariel wore when she turned back into a mermaid!

  • It is really a shame how sometimes a small number of girls (no offense) would dismiss the idea to dream of being a mermaid.

    I remember I once was friends with a girl when I was little and she said to me that she had dreamed of being one herself. But years later when we were in high school, I said to her that she told me that she had always dreamed of being a mermaid when we were little, but she gave me a disgusted look and said I was crazy.

  • @kryptonianpowers hey i'm 35 and i still fantasize about being a mermaid. no shame in having that dream ;)

  • @BeatlesFetish09 I know, and that's my point.

  • why didn't tom hanks do the forrest gump thing and just punch his way through the crowd.

  • Alan is a bitch why would he let them take her?!

  • @AGlover24x2 not something u normally notice from tom hanks.

  • @Raysflower ikr

  • "Is anyone here from Penthouse magazine? No! Then we ain't talking." lol!

  • Alan was such an asshole for just lettting them grab her like that

  • i woulda been like "what the fuck you assholes! i'm land impaired! put me the fuck down and gimme a wheel chair!"

  • love how everything goes in slowmo

  • The saddest part is, if murmaids were real, they really would be treated like this....I hate the government.

  • @Totaly14

    I hear you >_>

  • @Totaly14 .... i totally agree

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  • @Totaly14 You're right. Mermaids aren't guinea pigs. :(

  • @Totaly14 i bet they really do have mermaids hostage and it is wrong.

  • how does the scientist know where to find them???

  • this is my fav. outfit of hers!!!!!

  • Why is he naked

  • who is the psycho dude who is trying to find the mermaid? he looks familiar.

  • @iamai1234

    Jim's dad in American Pie.

  • hmm wats harder telling your'e husband that you're a man or a mermaid

  • "is anyone here from Penthouse magazine!?"

    (everyone) "noo!"

    ...."then we aint talking!" lol

  • i guess it is better to find out she was a mermaid than a dude.

  • The humans treat her exactly the way she expected, and that's why she wouldn't tell Alan

  • That brings up a very interesting question: if a man and a mermaid mated, would the kids me human or merfolk?

  • @TomMSTie merfolk?

  • @hollieeebabyxx Mermaids and Mermen are jointly called Merfolk.

  • To"rainer1980" I hate it when people pick apart shows for any tiny mess ups, who cares if her dress was above the knee then not.! I never noticed because that's A Stupid,Unimportant not even worth mentioning "Goof".

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  • when i was a little girl i always wondered why others girls wanted to be mermaids... I'd wish that superman would come to tell me that I'm his little sister and that I could fly and save people.

  • that lobster looked good =)

  • tom hanks is soo cute reminds me of my boyfriend

  • 1:11 michael...- THE PRESIDENT IS HERE!!! XD

  • ...union sent me... XD

  • I am NOT A FISH! hahahahhahah

  • "Alan I'm from People Magazine. Is it true that she's also seeing Burt Reynolds?" LOL

  • hehe "is anyone here from penthouse magazine?" "no." "then we aint talkin!" hehe! XD

  • @showjumperluvr4 LOL I know! Too funny! xD

  • I like that fractured in 16 places. and then he says are you hear. thats somthing my boss whould say. dumb ass.

  • he says "why are you here?" not "are you here?"

    i think YOU are the dumb ass.

    YOU'RE FIRED!!

  • "I hope we have a boy AND a girl."

    "What kind?"

    lolz that line's the best! fomcl

  • " I am not a fish! " :D That was a line I remebered.

  • I remember reading the Pauline Kael review of this movie. She ripped Alan a new one for rejecting Madison here.

  • is anyone here from penthouse mag?? then we aint talking!! LOL

  • That's too cruel...so sad...

  • ameen to that and well said,, you are sooooooooooooooooooo right!

  • But it isn't everyone's. It is an invasion and infiltration force of outsiders.

  • All right I'll be specific. It is a cabal of freemasons and papal knights. Their top leadership is demonologists, who have performed a ceremony, where they have sold their soul to lucifer. Thus there is no legitimacy. At the same time, there is another government, that is a legitimate government, like a seed under the earth. That you must find.

  • @howtoplanaparty howtoplanapartypooper

  • You are a guest in our land. Now you must go back, because of your insult. Your parents are too common, to be in our land. You need a new set of parents.

  • ugh. you make me vomit in my nose every time i see your name.

  • @howtoplanaparty fuck you, racist bitch

  • @howtoplanaparty  Didn't I tell you to take your medication?

  • Do her sea-organs begin above or below the genitalia?

  • @howtoplanaparty Since it's a fantasy, you get to choose.

  • Not "the" government. "A" government.

  • I agree they need to leave her alone

  • i have nightmares about this happening to me

  • "I AM NOT A FISH"

  • VHAT A TWEEST,

  • "IS ANYONE HERE FROM PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE?!"

    "No."

    ...

    "THEN WE AIN'T TALKING!!"

    ROFL!!

  • Candy is a genius. That was great delivery. Iaugh everytime at that line.

  • LMAO!

  • "I AM NOT A FISH!

    HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE THAT!"

    I love Tom Hanks! The mermaid is too pretty.

  • @Kayafan124 lol there was always a risk it was contagious... like ich but in STD form

  • @Kayafan124 hahhaha so funny

  • wow, the MIB moved in pretty quick.

  • can you imagine,falling in love with someone only to find out the one you loved was a mermaid,what a shock

  • damn Id take her still if she was a mermaid

  • Double darn right! For me itll be like an child's dream come true!

  • @EMUmonster he was in too much shock

  • @EMUmonster I agree, it always makes me mad when he doesn't help her from getting taken and then when he won't even hug her back in the tank. I wouldn't have cared at all, I'd be in shock but I wouldn't care cause I would've loved her beforehand.

  • @zombiejlt1 I agree with both of you. It would've been my first instinct to reach out to her.

  • @JamieZeleneGlades I know how Alan feels. When my girlfriend told me she was a mermaid, sure I was stunned, but you have to take life as it comes and learn to roll with the punches.

  • @TomMSTie

    lol

  • @EMUmonster Saame!

  • to have John Candy as your brother must be greatQ

  • "BEHOLD THE MERMAID!!!!!!"

    probably the cheesiest line in the whole movie!!! XD

  • i am not a fish!

    how many times do i have to tell u that!

  • can somebody please tell me what the man is asking at 8:25 PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME

  • "Did You ACTUALLY Make Love To Her Mr Bauer?"

  • hahahahah thank you verry

  • i hate this part when they expose her and all he does is stare:(

  • He was in shock!

  • omfg ,

    i hate the part where shes screaming for him and all he can do is stare , and she is like freaking out !

    i cried SOOOO hard !

  • so do i

  • is there anyone from penthouse magazine?....no....then we aint talking

  • 2:59 he was soo cute!! i luv him he is soo cute

  • whata loser and bigmouthing before:"you are married? will die soon?were a man before?i dont care" tzz

  • Why the hell did the men take her!?! I love this film, but I don't get that part when the men take her. Why, why, why?? Oh, bathtub thing dose not work. I did everything she did and NO tail.

  • Watch the next part

  • I thought mermaid will change if the water is salty. Well... this movie worth watching.

  • this is the part where i cried again. she was about to tell him the truth, huhuhuhuhuhu. human are so cruel.

  • i totally agree sad sad sad sad sad!!!

  • Oh.

  • Is Madison naive?

  • of course she is :)

  • lol attempted assassination of the president

  • That guys sucha dick.

  • i am not a fish how many times do i have two tell you that peolpe loool

  • ' is anyone from penthouse magazine"...No"

    "then we aint talkin" lol funny

  • hermosa pelicula!!!

  • This part always made me really sad. It's not fair that she had to be pulled away from him just when the romance was beginning. >:( So very sad, even though it's just a movie.

  • Oh god.. save her. She's crying out for him and he just... STOOD THERE ?!!!?! Can't he go over and help her chase away the press or something ? I can't watch her like that.

  • hahaha i know what you mean

  • agreed, so depressing

  • "I'M NOT CRAZY....THERE'S A MERMAID IN THERE!!!" the irony is too real, LMAO!

  • poor Madison..

  • The "People Magazine" woman at 8:40 is that Shelly Long from Cheers ?

  • i would hate to be in any of their shoes from 4:46-5:24 having your loved one being carried away and calling for you and you can't do anything and also calling to the one you love and having him just stand there... it would break my heart either way

  • I love Madison's blue dress. It's her best color!

  • I so love Madison's gown.

  • I always thought the color of the gown had some symbology of the ocean, or maybe it was intentionally so that it would contrast with her red tail when she was forcibly transformed.

  • IDK but her tail is red orange

  • i hope we have a boy and a girl

    what kind? lol!

  • 4:36 is just really...really cool

    her tail looks SO REAL its crazy

  • 2:59 he was soo cute!! i luv him he is soo cute!! i luv him in forest gump!!

  • is neone here from penthouse magazine?

    no.

    then we aint talking. classic.

  • LOL

    "im not crazy thers a mermaid in there!"

    I AHTE THAT SCEINTIST >>>DUDE

  • and this is what happens when you rush into marriage too soon.

    turns out your fiance is a merperson.

  • "I am not a fish!" LOL

  • That's right, rush over to the mermaid that you just exposed to the entire world; I'm sure she'll be glad to see you!