Geek vs. Kevin Smith

[SARJdk]

When I get fat I wanna be just like Kevin Smith :)

[nickplaysvideogames]

I was acquainted with Geek back in college. What a fucking weirdo.

[Varthrias]

Best Kevin Smith vid evah!

[nachocomeras]

0:59 OMG... Slap in his face!

[whynotbig]

fuck id pay this geek to suck me or even more ;)

[mesolovely1]

I luv the big smile that came to kevins face when the dork said he'd blow him

[bluekowboy]

Geek genius....

[CalmDraven]

ive got 5 bucks ! XD

[DaneBckr007]

Geek. I love you. Come live with me. Regards, David.

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

What the Frak?

[guyverunit1]

at 7:29 you can see the two people smith used as inspiration for jay and silent bob

[MH90]

4:51 unintentional American Psycho reference win.

[xalstarx]

I think Smith's views on PT Anderson were far more interesting than the kid with no dignity at the start. I wonder what Smith said about Magnolia? But it's so refreshing to know a big time director like PTA isn't phased if other people don't openly rag on his films.

[VexonCross]

@xalstarx I've really only been able to find one forum with references, but it does shed some light on Kev's views of Magnolia.

tinyurl . com / 6942a8a

This has a transcript of the Evening With DVD, with a section I can't find on YouTube. He explains some of his criticism.

tinyurl . com / 63huvz8

[xalstarx]

@VexonCross Thank you. Much appreciated. It's refreshing to know that not everyone that leaves comments on youtube is a shit talker.

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

Someone inbox me the full Video

[NikkoKami]

Such a tool.

[MrNicMachiavelli]

This wasn't a verse situation. The title is incorrect. The geek was clearly a fan and just making a really bad joke.

[guyverunit1]

@MrNicMachiavelli a really really sad attempt at one..... He seems to have a bright future in cock sucking with intelligence like that

[MrNicMachiavelli]

@guyverunit1 Yeah, something tells me his friends put him up to it and the kid has low self esteem and wanted to do something really provocative in an attempt to be funny.

[Syndrome057]

@MrNicMachiavelli

I only wish that was true. I was with him that night and it was not our idea. He never suffered from self esteem issues either.

Funny ending to this story... guy is a fucking lawyer now.

[MusicIzMySavior]

i would bash that faggot to death

[sooperheep]

why couldn't this show have been a terrorist target?

[KevServo]

IRL trolling. It's FAN-tastic!

[ryan13knapp]

Who's the chick @6:07 ??

[bollabling]

hahahahah the random "I got 5 bucks" kicks ass haha

[unluckymonkeyboy]

Wow, someone thought he was zany, and not a complete tool.

[NWBE4ST]

CHICK @ 7:30 DA BOMB!

[hardyboyztoextreme]

what a goof lol who let this retard in the building

[PeaceLoveChristofer]

A girl having sex with a dead man on the bathroom floor was funny, but cum in hair is too racy?!?

[awkerrigan]

how the fuck did this pituitary retard actually get into college ?

[JordoF6]

anyone else notice kevin was wanking his bottle lol.

[musicvsrasputin]

So uhm, Jay and silent bob at 7.29?

[cuntscab555]

apparently i've fucked the same girl as this geek

[geekstergn]

@cuntscab555 which one?

[cuntscab555]

the one in the clip called geek. i knew a girl who said she fucked him. small world

[geekstergn]

@cuntscab555 I'm geek. which girl? i've fucked several.

[EraserDudeFilms]

@geekstergn im guessing he didnt fuck the same girl

[MrLabcat]

@geekstergn

lol

[Adiorocks949]

@geekstergn

In the words of Colin Moriarty, I DOUBT IT.

[rageatm4life]

@Adiorocks949 Geek got BEYOWNED

[djskizmarkey]

@cuntscab555 the you 2 are eskimo brothers

[Cheboyo222]

eeeewwwww BBBAAAAHHHAAAA gaybo!!! "I GOT 5 UCKS" hahah

[KayVaughn11]

Sounds like Mewes yelled "i got 5 bucks"

[mariotaz]

pause at 7:30

Jay and Silent Bob are in the audience.

[Daibron]

@mariotaz  LOL

[texanjoe]

@mariotaz Kevin Smith IS Silent Bob....

[eezysqueezy]

@mariotaz Probably lookalikes...

[romas1995]

"geek" sounds a lot like jeff anderson.

[aeckvon]

Kevin Smith has such a calm and soothing voice... I could listen to him all day, even if he were discussing tax records from the 70s

[BOTCHMAKEMYFUNKYPFUN]

:-) 7:30 loal the two real jay and silent bob !

[welarge]

now if ur name was ron......rofl 

[thotink]

i thought kevin was gonna throw down on a geek.

[nacionesunidas]

Podriais traducirlo al Español?

[XXNeMo818XX]

This the same Geek that got clocked?

[geekstergn]

@XXNeMo818XX possibly ... do i know you?

[XXNeMo818XX]

@geekstergn nope. 

[bigjayrock4022]

the dude that shouts out "i got 5 bucks" i wanna meet that dude, and buy him a beer for thinking of a classic on the spot like that.

[saxtonjammie]

Man, I remember GLAD starting out on Susquhanna U. campus-LOL, Hell, we never thought they were going to be around long, you know with all the, ooops people will argue dumb stuff for generations.

[23house23]

Chick at 6:07 was fucking hot

[RCTPatriot75]

@23house23

She did have that sexy look didn't she.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@23house23 which one? One on the left? Scarlett Johansson?

[23house23]

@Palangkaraya2008

No dude the one on the right...

Of course the one on the left! >_>

Scarlet J is who I thought of, too.

[23house23]

Awesome vid

[SweetWhiskerz]

Smith:'This whole night is being filmed'

Geek:(Thinking to himself)Whoah,I totally love that I gave up going to the truckstop mens room for this.Wonder if i can leave my mark and be epic

Professor X:No,you can't,you little worm

[tetrisclock]

He sounds like a plant in the audience.

I mean he's wearing a backwards hat, and every character in Smith's movies wearing a hat backwards is supposed to represent Smith.

[RavenMichaels]

The start of this REALLY annoying "MENTION DICK SUCKING (or any "outrageous" thing) TO STAND OUT" cliche in these Q&A DVDs...

[jeffsenigma]

lol. i love kevin smith. hes so damn funny.

[anthonybaldini]

Gay jokes are funny, and if you dont like something you should say "Thats gay!" and if you dont like somebody you should say "your a fucking queer!" and if you dont like it you can actually "suck my balls!" okay? do you get it honey? Im just trying to let you know. And if you dont like my comment i guss you could say "your a faggot!'

[guitar19904]

what a fucking douche

[kurczepieczone]

Lol, that guy is something, you can call 'attention whore' xD

[craigenputtock]

who is he? who cares?

[frogger537]

that guy's gonna regret saying that for the rest of his life

[googleslocik]

@frogger537

duide you joking ? regret what ? That he had great time troling, talked to Kevin, and that he has balls of steel ?

[Bangell99]

That kid is a total prick.

[venusasaboy1991]

"My names Geek".. Well aren't you fuckin alternative

[Conkern65]

Umm Umm Umm... Umm... Umm Umm Umm... Umm?

[BlueBellyfluff]

It took courage for the last audience guy to come up and ask his questions...cuddo's for you my man

[mo389]

blonde girl at 6:08 is HOOOOOT!

[Flabbergast101]

Kevin Smith is legendary

[FuckingStanz]

the dorks asking questions to Smith constantly try to be like one of his characters in the way they ask questions. most of it is just awkward unfunny fail.

[MagnesDrachen13]

this kid needs a girlfriend, BAAAAD

[supadarkavatar]

hot chic on 6:07

[izzfunk]

awkward....

[quegold1911]

Smith does a lot of gay jokes- involving him sucking dick, etc.

[cardaderdention]

i saw the vid where u got beat up. Why would u put that on youtube?

[runtripfall54]

Well Bob Saget sucks dick for coke. Just watched Bob Sagets Thats Not Right yesterday and that is the only reason I am able to make that connection.

[gordonS2]

Poor kid. I realy feel sorry for him...

[Quake2815]

He's not really gay right or just jokin around with him.

[mikeorx120]

@Quake2815 its only gay if balls touch

[Misterioso]

Weird...

[New987user]

5 dollar go boom boom?

[SpaceCowboyMcCoy]

@7:12 what movie was that?

[slamty]

@SpaceCowboyMcCoy I always thought that was 'There's Something About Mary" but now I'm not sure...

[rickyjshiznit]

@SpaceCowboyMcCoy im thinking theres something about mary. ben stiller jacking off and cummin on his ear and then cameron diaz using it as hair gel is pretty close to what he said

[GokuTheAndroid]

rofl.

I remember watching this forever ago on the DVD.

Like, years ago?

This was one of my favorite parts on the DVD. XD

[formenso682]

I GOT 5  BUCKS!!!!!!

[Capjae10]

6:06 is that scarlett johansson?

[SANDLOLZ2]

that kids got brass balls, i give him credit.

[jebanjepsa]

hahah awesome guy

[andrewisawesome1]

hahaha were the hell did this come from

[PedrSk8]

LOL "Hey Paul!" Nice American Psycho reference

[dontbelivethehype420]

wow why would you ask him to suck his dick for 5 bucks , what , !!!!>??? i dont get people like this

[Supernaturalpodcast1]

lol

[Domzdream]

Totally pawned Geek. Man, that got uncomfortable.

I like in the background some dude screams 'I got five bucks'.

[TomaxBackwards]

Wow. Chick on the left at 6:05 is BEAUTIFUL....

[rodgerrabid]

she's scarlett johanssonesque

[BuffMcGruff1]

christ osmosis your right!

[jakep42zer0]

virgin....hard virgin

[YouDickwod]

he thought kevin was gonna give him a role.

[geekstergn]

that would have been cool. the producers announced that the evening was being filmed, and i thought it'd be funny to be on the DVD.

then i went to law school. ;-)

[dontbelivethehype420]

lol now your on a dvd asking to suck a guys dick , joke or not thats definitely not gunna look good if you wanna get into a good firm you clown lmao let me guess you going to Harvard and your a lawyer in the supreme court lol dude you are now the guy who asked a famous man to suck his dick lol

[bhlutube]

Dude, you're nowhere near as cool as you seem to think you are. You mostly come off as a self-important little attention whore.

[4izzleDizzle]

@geekstergn your the biggest fag ever.

[geekstergn]

you guys love me .... you really love me! for more Geek antics follow me on twitter as MHCGold

[POLITICTRUTH]

@geekstergn retard

[EdmondSwitch]

@geekstergn I don't get fucked.

[sakkamarra]

Spike Lee?

[s0undtribe]

lmao, some time around :40 i think someone yells out WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

[Supersjengbang]

@7:29!!!!

Jay and Silent Bob!!! OMG :P

[dropkick45]

I know right! LMAO.

[spearmint1991]

OMFG it is holy shit....good eye

[BallinGirlBeat]

Thanks!

Thanks

Lol

[Stifle771]

Disgusting......shows everything that's wrong with America in 5 minutes.

[DoubleBubble1984]

Some random voice in the audience: "I got 5 Bucks!" haha class.

[peepfromsheff]

creepy mutha fucker !!!!

[hippie1936]

how dare you dis-respect the master of comedic dialogue??!!!

"worthless piece of shit, you hard core man fucker!"

[SpencerMcGooser]

....does any one know who the kid at 3:00 is???? ITS FREAKIN CHARLES TRIPPY!!!!

[celethon]

Doubtful. Doesn't look or sound like Charles at all

[Struckworld]

some of his fans really annoyed me on this DVD geek was the worst and those guys who pretended to be Jay & Silent Bob the guy pretending to be Jay looked like a psychopath!! lol

[ricoismybitch]

all you trolls should just suck kevin's dick for free and swallow

[JuliusBonapart]

Next time I'm in a lecture with Scorsese or even fucking Godard or Wim Wenders I'm going to offer to suck their dicks just to see their reaction. And then promptly rescind the offer, seeing as how it was for comedic purposes (and the fact that I'm afraid Godard would take me up on it - just because)

[strokerman01]

this is our universities today... sad. lol

[Bedford18]

Why?

[Dpesh7]

kevin smith has the weirdest fans

[HylianSpirit]

I could watch Kevin Smith Q&A all day.

[Radz117]

This nerd is so mental and such a 'geek' it's gotta be staged.

[SHITFACE2470]

go fuck yourself.

Kevin Smith is FUCKING AWESOME.

[SHITFACE2470]

then who the fuck ARE you talking about?!

[Radz117]

LOL

[alexander92648]

wow. that nerd needs a punch in the face reeeeaal bad.

[FernAveEnt]

i hope star wars nerds whooped that flamers ass, lol

[yougotninjured]

haha 4:52 "hey Paul!" American Psycho? weird

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

That is the ugliest dude i've ever seen.

[flyersluver4eva]

omg geek what nerdddd

[Jdlimbony23]

that kid is a really funny hardass, seriously...

takes a secure person, to make that joke rofl,

i mean serious this kid was funny... hahaha

ron we're good...

[Potatis1337]

or just a retard

[dubaipete]

genius

[TheRealChorchilla]

I love this kid lmao

[mattbrooking12]

got an evenin with in 2 weeks in london cant wait

[eagledynasty81]

god that kid is fucking pathetic, and weird.

[mattbrooking12]

lol i thought it was jason mewes at first xD

[jlinky1]

Man, kevin smith is good at comebacks

[Menand1]

well thats a way to distract a man asking him to suck is dick in public

[myersfreak]

what a fucking dumbass!!!

[MMAFanUK]

at 7:30, jay and silent bob extreme fans, haha

[De4th1nf1r3]

haha jeah J and S life style :D:D ^^

[sillahc]

the girl 2 the right at 6:06 looks like Scarlett.. kinda..

[darkservantofheaven]

jesus... that "geek' is fucking creepy...

[TheMaund]

i wonder how much this dude was paid to look like a creepy fag in front of the world

[d3athbRinger]

*shouted in the background*"i got 5 bucks"

[rushindulen]

what a fag...what kinda guy would say that?

[darkservantofheaven]

a fag thats desperate for cash

[GavMorson]

what a creepy fucker....

[MuseNINFreak]

"Look out SIlent Bob!"  LMFAO!

[beowulflokison]

is that randall from clerks?

[butterp7]

Well..he's got the teeth for it.

[johab11]

IVE GOT 5 BUCKS!

[evh5150316]

Now if your name was Ron....

LMFAO!!! HAHAHA!

[angel4zeus13]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

That kid's parents must be proud.