Obama Eats Babies?!

[MrKratosgodz]

really youguys are so immiture that you cant handle a black president and even making obvious lies and this dickweed says he eats babies...... what has america come to

[Darkflame3600]

lol

[TheShockerKnocker]

THIS GUY SUCKS.THIS ISNT EVEN FUNNY.U WHITE ASS HOLE!

[gre68]

O brother!!

[LiberalsStillSuck08]

@pangulo007 Cause most of us don't believe in unicorns, singing kumbaya, and using minorities as pawns.

[LiberalsStillSuck08]

I do believe Obama eats babies,.. but only with barbeque sauce, with a side of fried chicken and watermelon for desert.

Oh and by the way liberals don't use minorities as pawns, and they also give more to charities... JERK OFF! or "Wanker" to you.

[80sMetallion]

@LiberalsStillSuck08 I love your user name......Awesome.

I wish I had thought of it first. Liberals truly suck !!!!

[railwayman95]

is this a South African accent I hear here?

[Poonard]

What I find even funnier than this video, and I know you don't care MarkDay, but one of your fans might...is that dissent of Obama = racist, pro-life, ignorant, and redneck....very very VERY sad state of affairs. The same white trash you are trying to poke fun at are the same idiots you can count yourself among in the coming years.

[lildude2012]

i give this video 5 horny teenage nerds who want to watch hot naked cheerleaders showering in a microwave oven out of 5

[NIsForNoobCakes]

This shows that Obama has been associating with the Elder Gods.

[oldieslova101]

lls love the accent

coffee made with the tears and blood of kittens lmao

[GaryNewmann0709]

Your shit mate. This is not funny.

[wingzofice]

1:25 made me choke on my pizza, literally

that's what i get for lounging while eating

[DementedBoosh]

5 satan flavoured cadbury's dairy milk bars from me!

btw do you remember cadbury's chocolate? so much better than anything in america isnt it :) (im english by the way)

[Irish0400]

5 unwed teenage mothers enjoying baby killing donuts... lol. i have no idea where i got that from...

[KiingKong360]

ahah woow , if you think of him soo badly , then why the fuck are you watching this you bloody monkey , your should go cut yourself you emo transparent homo . GET TOLD mother fucker , iif you have no tone of respect for the man who had made this video than don't bother on commenting . :) I personaly think this video was awesome.

[YukonTheGrayWolf]

Yeah, I hate it when people hate on him. Have they not noticed the disclaimer at the end of every video he makes?

[KiingKong360]

grr get's me mad..

[Auctoratrox]

Shut the fuck uyp he's just the president you dumb assholes

[FreelancePatriot76]

So what bush, whats your point.

Obama is a mother fucker, and an asshole.

[ExsandOs]

5 nerds under an invisibility clock in a microwave oven, THAT 5 nerds under an invisibility clock in a microwave oven

AHAHAHAHA

[allyjinette1955]

Funny stuff.

[Deloric93]

well, only three invisible nerds in a lady's high school locker room

[drumJESUS]

Yesterday, Obama came to my house & attempted to blow up my house with a bunch of his terrorist friends. Today, Obama ate my first new-born baby. & your voice is super annoying.

[buckjohnsonus]

I give that video 5, that's right 5 "God damn Americas"

[Eithias]

your accent is awsome

[Meatwad799]

Fuck it I just watched the first five seconds and gave it a 5/5. Best vid ever

[weerossm95]

Obama Eats Babies?!

[darkest1hourxx]

omg...no happy ending at transexual massage parlor!!! noooooo

[UraharaKiaske]

Meh. 4 outta 5 pervy prepubescents being cooked alive

[MuEpsilonGamma]

i rated this video 5 out of 5 guys who talk really cooooool <3

[brett5348]

5 OUT OF 5 MOTHERFUCKING OUTMEAL BOWLS

[ArbynCheifrule]

i give this video 5-funny-scotman-teaching-us-ab­out-the-news-stars way up

[whokilledreno]

I gave this video 5 "Tom-Cruise-shit-eating-grins.­"

[noitluke]

lmao this guy is amazing. its comedey do get over it.

[SaveBarcelona091]

5 yeses

[toxikXXXblood]

U OWN!!!

[CapnKirkus]

You are officially the funniest guy on Youtube. I love your satirical humour, gets me every time.

I'll give your video 5 racist rednecks out of 5. And a half, but I can't actually add that on so just imagine it

[Footclanmember]

5 horny nerds beatin it off to dead babies!

[jaimeguitar50]

I thought it was a very funny video! There were so many nut-jobs during the campaign coming up with these bizarre connections between Barack Obama and whatever they could think ofterrorism, as one, that it got to be exasperating to hear anymore news at all; good job for making fun of them!! And we love your accent!

[Solechnaya]

Ten thousandth view.

But anyways, 5 waterlogged pantyhose.

[umbraphoenix]

dude, relax, it's only for comedy purposes. besides, if he was born in Kenya, he wouldn't be president now, xD

[thebramble]

it's the oatmeal eating b*stards who are responsible for computer viruses. most people don't make the connection but hackers are very good at hiding secret codes in things. i wouldn't make this up.

[ronniecw91]

5 anorexic chicks who want to eat but jus cant do it out of 5.

[triggerman73]

oh god i hate donuts they are disgusting except for boston creme those are good

5 glazed kinda dead babies

[ST7sIRISHBASTARD]

5 glazed kinda dead babies

[starshiptrooper425]

5 Microwave Ovened Cheerleaders

[Spellbreaker34]

5 soy lates brewed from the tears of puppies, and the flames of hell.

[BlackSleepingBeauty]

You totally lost me in the beginning. Now I see, I think so at least.

[MrTopherProductions]

rated 5 bare breasted microwaving cheer leaders.

cheers!

[iceteaguy]

5 Barack Breakfast Bonuses out of 5.

[television321man]

5 Cakes fried in newborn's tears with a large cup of Hazlenut cream coffee with Equal out of 5

[ManaphyPrince]

5 Barbecued Babies

[yellowfeathers321]

5 secret donut message killed zombie babies

[f16pilot92]

5 Horny Highschool (w)Hores

[AugustusLarch]

Wildebeast is a stringy meat. You have to pen those savanah striders up and feed them grain for a year before they a suitable for meat.

This is funny though.

That invibility stuff has been suppresed for millinia.

[shotgunbum]

5 horny little boys

[darthblood9972]

bear penis

[WhatTheCrapItsAlex]

Five Palin VPILF's out of five!

[Nevrdai]

5 unicorns.

Who said the rating system had to go along witht he video?

[HCelticPrincessness]

5 wildebeast votes! That you read on the internet or dreamed up? How likely is it that you created it. LOLOL>

[homicidalmonkey]

haha i love it!

[yesjaide]

Ah, but what about the muff eaters...

[mettallll]

5 out 0f 5 invisible perverts

[Ravendarkheart]

5 Russians storming Alaska and burying Palin!

[SinisterFelix]

5 'happy endings' at your local transsexual massage parlour out of 5!

[seanrquinn]

5 gay wedding garders out of 5!

[usagicookies]

5 sinful, yet hope-bringing cinnabuns out of 5!!

[Parosa55]

XD This is great.

[lailaXbunny]

5 BBQ babies in space with the Hardy Boyz of WWE

[mofokitten]

every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates.

[PocketKitsune]

5 shots of vodka mixed with kittens tears!

You know Mark, the cloak of invisibility is what gave the Klingons those funny foreheads. Not me brother! I think I'll stay visible.

[khoiktran]

HAHA! HEHE!

[tiarella]

5 hidden agendas with custard filling and rainbow sprinkles!  :)

[d1andonlyjman]

5/5 BBQ baby crying Jesus donuts

[letherath000]

lolz thats just amazing!

[SakuraElyse]

5 people who don't like donuts for some insane reason out of 5.

[lwk59]

5 barbecued babies in satan's stomach out of 5!!

[Bellabellie]

Five freedom frybreads,

that's five freedom frybreads.

b

[bobson003]

You're the only person I know who doesn't like donuts.

[TehAwesomeness]

5 fantastic fetuses out of 5

[Paintbait]

5 Secret Endorsement out of 5

[LAComedyAwards]

Freedom!

[fiver4ever]

obama Change I Can't Quite Believe In

[IdleBystander1]

I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus! (good on wheat toast)

[InvaderTaizic]

LOL Oatmeal....

[k32a6r97a]

what i noticed is that theres 7,5072 FRIKEN VEIWS IN LIKE THE 5 DAYS ITS BEEN ADDED :O!

[BryanBeatsYouAll]

smosh videos get about 200,000 views in their first hour :P

[Deathpod4]

I rate this as ?????

[bangel1414]

btw i rate it 5 donunt holes out of 5 donuts

[bangel1414]

who doesnt like donuts?

thats crazy.

thats like not liking you.

and id hope u like you.

[HeadCrabMK4]

I rate it 5 statistics made up on the spot about Obama.

[Vadas]

i rate it 5 invisible bunnies in the kitchen

[tadshackles]

5/5 Microwaved Naked Hot Cheerleaders

What's that smell?

[july7nyc]

rated 5 banned library books

[thorerik]

5 baby doughnuts out of 1

[philhalo66]

5 bagels out of 5

[tobs001]

hahaha funny as always.

[888berg]

I rate - 5 in a row lame videos

caan' Mark please lift your game

[Kuksoman]

5 microwaves of 5

[advocateofthedevil]

A little weak on this one, mark. I rate it 3 aborted fetuses.

[BeenieGurl]

I rated 4 babies and one ravenous 'bama... which is equal to 4 dead babies and a happy president.

[nikoli06]

5 watermelon's out of 5!!!!!!

[surfinjuli]

5 Barak breakfast bonuses it is then... Love your show. Nice to see you pop up every so often.

[origirox]

I give you 4 out of 5 doughnut holes.

[hinakiba777]

5 babies choosing doughnuts out of 5 ^-^

[jeishiikanzaki]

5 Trans-gendered Marriages on the White House lawn.

[soonerfan4]

5 barack hair cuts!

[tuber917]

5 microwavable invisibility cloaks

[padmasanaa]

5 waffel's in a cigar.

[tracker1312]

Ha! At then end of your video there's a google-powered ad for "Pregnant and Confused? Find help through adoption: Gladney Center for Adoption"

So, I rate this 5 invasions of Alaska out of 5. That's 5 invasions of Alaska for you! (Who wants Alaska anyway? Oil-schmoil. It's too damned cold!)

[tenjito]

5 Nooglerz

[sigilwen]

5 Dancing bears !

[GlenGlingo9]

I'm giving you 5 Anti-American Milk & Cookie Parties

[Valtierrie]

5 baby breakfast burritos! =D

[jtmax24]

5 Krispie Kremed Kadoodles

[livir001]

5 coffee drinking OCD sufferers, or is that too farfetched?

[goddessbecca]

I gave it 5 Presidential Pastries.

[gretdude14]

5 Barack Breakfast Bonuses for you.

Happy Inauguration day, Mark.

[cwjolly69]

i love to eat babys

[Ninja4Norris]

I LOVE YOU Markdaycomedy!!!

[Ninja4Norris]

DUDE! YOU ARE FUCKING AW3ESOME!!! PS.... I'm a tad drunk... aye!

[FallingStar17]

5 bloody kittens

[zeezaaz]

5 microwavable babies.

[ranjanunited]

5 Kenyan doughnut shops !!!

[Reanimated4now]

5 horny teenage doughnuts!

[SoraRoxasKHII]

man I love the way the sarcasim is it's just great you are freakin man keep up haha XD

[pianoman289]

5 hot naked cheerleaders showering in a microwave oven

[fabledchef]

5 Trans-sexual Showering Cheerleaders

[4admiral]

Five Barack Butt-Baby Bagels

[kamendez38]

lol this guy is funny as hell

[darthomar]

5 horny invisible nerds in a microwave oven

[CurtisHoff]

ahahaha your brilliant!

[fuzzypenguin2]

5/5 sheets of bullet proof glass around Barak during inaguration

[cheerthangfan122]

lol

according to something i read and or made up on the Internet

lol

i love coffee made of sweat and blood of kittens with my mwildebeest meat

while taking a shower in my microwave

~jaden~

[redhawkfreak]

5 barrack baby muffins

[demogorgonogrogomed]

i have no idea wtf he's talkin about but i really want a donut right now! o.O

[rainbow6vegaslover]

thats gay

[yoshinerd]

Showering in a microwave oven =D

THANKS FOR VIDEO!! haahaha

[acuraintegra16]

not your best video

[steelplatedheart]

5 hot, naked cheerleaders in a microwave. Crispy

[razer128]

I rate it 5 happy endings at your local transsexual massage parlor out of 5.

[blackturtleshow]

They eat spam in Hawaii? I thought that was a favorite in the "Red" states!

[Ashmarie822]

dude wtf are u even talking about u irish fuck its America u dumb ass go home if u dont like the president bitch

[skyfire1228]

Wow, dude, you fail at recognizing sarcasm.

[Buckyjo666]

He's Scottish, not Irish.

You should try watching the video, he doesn't say anything anti-Obama atall.

[tonganpiper]

He's nay Scottish.....he's Northern Irish ye feckin' gobshite!

[Buckyjo666]

You obviously cant tell one accent from another. Hes Scottish...if you cant tell, try reading his profile "Mark is bald, Scottish and talks to himself". I think thats pretty damn clear.

[Amegeri]

What are you fucking retarded?

Stupid troll. He couldn't be more Scottish. Recognise that fact because Scottish people are amazing you dipshit.

[LightbulbJack]

I'll give ya 5 transgender spam eating wildebeest.

[UndeadUser]

5 woefully ignorant religious-based sociopolitical agenda fear mongerers who should probably have a donut, relax in front of the television and realize that we're not stuck in the 50s anymore... out of 5.

Great video as always.

You know, whenever I watch one of your videos, your accent and vocal style is infectious. And I'm typing this with your voice. Go figure.

[itsacatch22]

Donuts are batters, not pastries... :p

So take 5 batterings. :o)

[misterstogy]

Five furtive frolicking phonemes from me.

[caclech]

that's 5 times russia invades U.S. (let them keep pallin)

[chaomac]

lol :p funny

[wetdryvac]

Four reasonably confused endings and at least one reasonably confused beginning for a total of five reasonably confused temporal positions centered around the creation of jelly-baby filled donuts.

[thecloudswillattack]

finally more comedy!! i love ur stuff mayn

[AntiSCO]

Aborted donuts?? No!! You guys make me weep.

[Zaroktheimmortal]

5 Fetus eating homosexuals having wedding sex on the white house front lawn with jesus watching while eating donuts.

[darthdidious]

5 Happy Endings.

...at the same time.

[aflipz]

that's 5 transvestite massage parlor happy endings out of a possible 5

[FruitpunchFTW]

Great as always! 5/5

[TheHauntingGhoul]

5 presidential cakes out of 5.

[Eagle1337]

mmm i like 5 barack babies.

[Orangutangz]

5 Free Transexual Massage Coupons (With Sprinkles)

[aluisious]

5 gay couples having wedding sex on the White House lawn!

[fattsgalore]

5 muffin and donut eaters