"I always just assumed that you slid your penis into mum's vaginer and inseminated her ovaries," that's what I thought before my parents gave me the 'talk' about Tidyman's Carpets
"We Don't want you to think that our editorial independance has been compromised here at...A Bit Of Fry and Tidyman's Carpets." I always crack up at that. :D
Ha! I love British humor. Light years ahead of American wit. Wait a minute.......that's like saying "military intelligence", isn't it? ;p On another note, I don't see why this couldn't play on U.S. tv, what with the censors and ultra-pc weenies! They probably wouldn't even get it.
Good, to some extent, evening.
Brilliant from the off.
TheAverageFox 1 month ago
creepy...0_o
1800hotness 6 months ago
Are you completely stupid?
Yes..
Ha this is great stuff, bizarre and v v funny!
abbamanic 8 months ago
Oh damn, hell and custard :) I <3 Stephen Fry!
ultraviolet128 11 months ago
aww, i was hoping to see the poolstick fall all the way down and hit hugh... or at least make a satisfying *CLACK*-ing sound...*sigh*...
chickenpun 1 year ago 2
t 4:24 onwards is hillariously perverse and absurd.
Misishaxi 1 year ago
The way the billiard cue falls over at the end gives me an image of Hugh being hit on the head very shortly after the scene finishes
Mimm42 1 year ago 2
That was a bit weird.... :)
1991PatMan 1 year ago
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nice curving arse!
mattclark110 1 year ago
nice curving arse!
mattclark110 1 year ago
"I always just assumed that you slid your penis into mum's vaginer and inseminated her ovaries," that's what I thought before my parents gave me the 'talk' about Tidyman's Carpets
Colourbend 1 year ago 4
lmao. i loved this. it does probe though, that men dont mature do they? xD
livstar93 1 year ago
"... at A Bit of Fry and Tidyman's Carpets."
*disappointed face*
LMAO!
DragonSporks 2 years ago 6
"I just assumed that you put your penis in mama's vagina and inseminated her ovaries!"
Love it!
Arrested101 2 years ago 18
lmao, i love it!!
oOZePirateOo 2 years ago
do i spy the twinklings of General Nelchett in Mr Fry's eye there?
Isanion 2 years ago 4
@Isanion Melchett seems to pop up later on too. Fry laughs the same in Qi.
slytherinsheirx 1 year ago
did anyone else notice at the biggining, undergroAND????
catonutt 2 years ago
OMG I loved the tidyman's carpets episode! "Tidymans carpets, the deep shag that really satisfies"
3infactapples 2 years ago 17
FUNnn-ding!
damn that cracks me up!
ClaryTheFairy 2 years ago 7
fine curving arse!!! PMSL!!!
lawro04 2 years ago 5
oh damn, hell, and custard....
artvandelay13 2 years ago 14
THINK! you jillhook!!!!
HAHAHA! NEVER LOLED SO HARD!!!
mecrazy5 2 years ago 3
you put you pEnis inste mama's vaGIna!
lolololol!
mecrazy5 2 years ago
what are they playing? do they have two cue balls?
ArabellaWilmot 2 years ago
HAHAHAA! Laurie's fro!! HAHHA! XD
JuuhachigouSama 2 years ago 8
Somebody did her ovaries... ROFL
wblstudios 3 years ago
it's "inseminated", not "somebody did"...
artvandelay13 2 years ago
Stephen's salute honestly made me believe for a nanosecond that I was watching QI.
jicky25 3 years ago 4
"We Don't want you to think that our editorial independance has been compromised here at...A Bit Of Fry and Tidyman's Carpets." I always crack up at that. :D
SueStar112 3 years ago 10
damn hell and custard XD wonderful!
angryenglishgirl 3 years ago 3
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I wish we could get some BBC here in America and by BBC I mean Big Black C***
Seaoftea 3 years ago
I like black cats too!!
nicemutant 3 years ago 13
fuck you.
spencerkicksass 3 years ago 2
i just got it omg about the carpet!
crazeeladie 3 years ago
-are you completely stupid?
-yes
lmao
phemyda94 3 years ago 6
Look at the size of Hugh's hair! It's ENORMOUS!
manwithoutabody 3 years ago 6
Fry always sounds like an old, nasty paedophile with that deep "Mmmyes, yes."
Digitaaliklosetti 4 years ago 6
Frye's got a great voice! hahaha! He plays that old-world British colonialist quite to the tee, old boy!
Zeitgeist74 3 years ago 35
Stephen's introduction reminded me of the ones he gives for QI. I almost expected him to say, "Welcome to QI".
korodashi 4 years ago 6
Ha! I love British humor. Light years ahead of American wit. Wait a minute.......that's like saying "military intelligence", isn't it? ;p On another note, I don't see why this couldn't play on U.S. tv, what with the censors and ultra-pc weenies! They probably wouldn't even get it.
Zeitgeist74 4 years ago 7
i hate American humor
but i grew up in America
this is so much better
NYcvega13 3 years ago 32
Vaginer
JudasReel 4 years ago 6
"Bet you can't eat three!" - hehe!
TSRule 4 years ago 3
hmmm- is it pathetic that i do not understand that joke? someone care to explain it?
and no, i'm not american *shifty eyes*, i'm sure that has nothing to do with it...
Weirfan69 3 years ago 2
"Bet you can't eat three!" was the tagline to Weetabix adverts at the time.
mresheppard 3 years ago 3
weetabix? don't you mean shredded wheat?
joew01453 3 years ago
I wish I was born a carpet..:P
SuzyMisS 4 years ago 6
Rufus = red = red hair
non2002 4 years ago
OMG at the hair, and the entire idea, but it's awesome lol
Hot4House 4 years ago 4
If real commercials were as funny! Love Stephens character here - "Wrap your laughing gear around this, then wrap them around Helena"
SorteOrm 4 years ago 4