Ralphie May - Just Correct

[orcslayer006]

I wanna see a Sumo match between Ralphie May and Gabriel Iglesias.

[TnUt00bLvr]

"Make NASCAR all year, bring HeeHaw back!!" Ralphie May is fucking hysterical. Love `da hell outta this dude. I'm willin' to bet people would pimp their cousin & $ell their Momma's kidney to get $2.22 per gallon for gas NOW!!

[BLPdevelopment]

that oil is Not going into your car, it's going into a fighter jet,or it's gonna' be sold to Japan or Europe ... can you say "Ca$h" ?

[pryowannabe]

31:50 hahahahah $2.00 dollars a gallon what a joke



[AyoItsJaridYo]

aha nation full of pussies xD

[whaledog77]

Ralphie May is a funny hypocrite. He us tell how Blacks, Latinos and Asians should stop whining and take a joke. But in the last 5 minutes of his show Ralphie is whining about people making fun of (white) Fat Bastard. Hey Ralphie man up and stop whining about fat jokes, you fat bastard.

[pussaliah]

i wish gas was 2.00 fuckin 5 now

[themredweirdoshow]

@pussaliah Ya, the US people fell for one of the oldest cons in the game - the empty bag trick, where a crook uses your own greed to trick you into lending him some money to get to a bank, but he never comes back, so you're stuck holding the bag. The public said, "Sure, invade the middle east and steal that oil so we can get cheaper gas." But the crooks never gave you no cheap gas after they stole the oil! No, they hoarded it all for themselves, and left you holding the gas tank!

[orcslayer006]

@themredweirdoshow The US people didn't fall for anything. The majority of us were AGAINST going over there. Our government doesn't ask us for permission to do things, they just do it. They've seen too many Nike commercials.

[themredweirdoshow]

@orcslayer006 I agree with you 100% that the gov was going to go over there and steal that oil, anyway and keep the money for themselves, regardless of whether a majority of Americans approved. However, to keep the people calm they WERE sold the bill of goods that appealed to their basic greed, which said, "Yes, most of you might not like what we're doing, but at least gas will be cheap as water from now on." BTW, today's headline? "OBAMA RE-ELECTION THREATENED BY HIGH GAS PRICES."

[TheCLAYDODSON]

funniest 53 minuts of my life

[ThomsonCory]

Lol gas on post before I went to the war was $.87 cents a gallon and cigarettes were a buck a pack lolz. Love ralphie may! His daughter is April June may! Now that's funny shit!

[BXisAWOL]

OMG this is too funny.

[riffetsork]

This is FUNNY! Seen it multiple times!

[alixtron]

wow - just seen this guy's tribute act. carlos mencia. ripped him off hard

[NinoCompany]

Legends, this guy is very funny

[jestman5]

TheN word is so outdatted and immature what kind of faggot puts that in the tags?

[happy15551]

Dude, I wish gas was as low as $2.23... -_-

[nvera12]

hes a black gabriel iglesias

[tkdragon123]

@nvera12 it was funny!!!!!!!!!

[247Spliff]

her teeth are in different area codes LOL

[jtlindley93]

Ha-fukin-larious

[acbarngrover]

1:15 welcome

[RamenOfMetal]

So now that gas is $3.70, what is he gonna do?

[MrVaken]

"Now he selling discount P*ssy, like it a day old" lol

[xWasabiNekoProx]

I want to put on his shirt. It'd swamp me xD

[Smasho8000]

@xWasabiNekoProx Dude, you could probably live in that thing.

[sparcmacslover]

gas $2 a gallon?!!

[Marsuvioustoo]

cubans don't even have a day =( where's the love?

[AishaMuslimah2012]

Funny dude LOL

[dhaamizzbubblegum]

"ummm..... honey, do we need some pussy!?" lMAO!

[MrVaken]

@dhaamizzbubblegum Its on sale

[dhaamizzbubblegum]

@MrVaken lmaoooooooooooooooo!

[therandomdot]

The typical response to him is "DAMN! This guy is FUNNY!" ... until he gets to your stereotypical group. Then folks act all offended as he rips on them equally. You can see it on the faces in the crowd. Folks have double-standards. It's ok to rip on others; that's comedy! But you start ripping on them, it's just insulting! Sing it, Ralphie!

[SuperDaking13]

if they can take it in the ass you sure as hell can take a joke

[AyoItsJaridYo]

@abushehab511 freedom of speech ? ever heard of it? even if hes a ass its funny.

[MajorTonkins]

Most unfunny comedian I've ever seen.

[ihateted11]

@MajorTonkins what are you talking about? this isn't dane cook

[abushehab511]

the shit is not funny he is funny for 1 minute then an asshole for 10 minutes

he's just a redneck that uses comady to say what he want

[Bmanritchie]

@abushehab511 If you don't like Ralphie May's comedy READ THE FOLLOWING:

DON'T LISTEN TO HIS STAND-UP!

[ihateted11]

@abushehab511 the asshole part is funny!! oh & its "comedy" not comady (face palm)

[flirtybirdy69]

psh i wish gas was 2 dollars a gallon

[owner0007]

i hope that the oil jokes are ironic. War for oil is good ... really?

[owner0007]

240p we meet again

[Beatmastapat09]

Black bastard. LMFAO

[visiblechunk]

this guy is funny

[jamesonakagoat4]

He "was fat" he lost a lot of weight

[adtrfan16]

@Endisnigh666 why?

[Endisnigh666]

I'm actually worried about this guy. He should see a doctor.

[TheBurgooKing]

hes actualyl so fucking fat but hes funny

[pancho15440]

that fucked up!!

[LauraHarrison]

Hell, we got a Swifty gas station here and that's about where everybody goes. BP and Shell closed down'cos they were too high!

[Crudemcc]

I thought the tiger tried to help him by pulling him offstage? not actually trying to hurt him.

[blacknight114]

I'd kill for 2.22 a gallon

[tnbtnb1000]

@blacknight114 me to

[jcoffee180]

lol check out the tags!

[jcoffee180]

I'm from his hometown. Clarksville Arkansas!! When he was in like elementary school he went to this one tiny school up in the Ozark mountains called Oark. It wasn't a part of Clarksville. Different town different school district. I can not even explain to you how small this school is. Like 20 people in each grade! I know all this cause my grandmother taught there when he went. I know people who are still in touch with him.

[duckfan261]

they done took the rainbow!

[RockLeesBooAnnaEmi]

2.22 A gallon?! Shit, I'd give ANYTHING to pay that.

[TheMsSnapback]

Dhis funny fat fuck !!

[Spleeni]

Love. This. Fucking. Fat. Ass !

[MrKato37]

Ralphie May u rock man!!!! Best comedian I have seen in a while every time I wash his comedy I laugh so hard even if I already know the joke or the deliver he might have to punch it.... To EG6ROLL u saying ralphie might be gay n nobody will suck his dick.... Man I wish can be gay as Ralphie.... Have you seen his wife SMOKING HOT!!!!! sorry Ralphie but this guy was hating....

[eRocker217]

Fuck that

[pnutgallery514]

Lol @ "j'zack up in da B-Ox"

[FestivalEntertainer]

Like if you want the rainbow back, goddamnit!

[donya1995a]

Haha this guy was awesome!

Man I wish gas was still $2.50!

[MrMexiboy12]

When's the last time you herd a chink joke y'all thinks it's mean but know what I'm talking about

[OJfIash]

This is the only comedian that honestly makes me bust a fucking gut laughing!!!

[ThaDoomin8er]

the only cause of TRUE racism is the fact that a different type of face fools with the part of the brain that reicognizes facial features......ignorant douchebags

[ThaDoomin8er]

to everybody who knocks this preformance:

LOOK AT THE FU**ING TITLE, IS ANYTHING HE SAID FAR FROM THE TRUTH? racism isnt making jokes about other pplz differences (that shit happens every day) racism is attacking, and genocide and holding a grudge against other ppl because of those differences, and then making up EXCUSES as to why they dont like them, which is the butt of these some of those jokes. Just stop being a prude, he even says his goal isnt to be politically correct, JUST CORRECT

[eg6roll]

I can honestly say this dude is a racist. 1st of all it's jack n crack, 2nd all that yo yo to get u smacked the f@ck up, last be real and let that inner gay out, acting like you get pussy. Look at yourself.

[323PaisaRhs]

@eg6roll hes a comedian , what do you expect?

[eRocker217]

@eg6roll Your saying all this, you got the courage to go out there? Nah! You get pussy? Nah! You any more skinny? Probably, but this guy is not a racist. So chill out!

[MichaelePk]

Im from Da Hood, D A Hood population all dem Bitches, can i get a wha wha holla - had me DYING XD

[Oso45magnum]

Fuk dis fat bastard.fukn racist piece of shit

[Oso45magnum]

Fuk dis fatt piece of shit.racist fat bastard

[sebastianoxp]

HIS A FAT FUNNY INSENSITIVE BASTARD. I WONT 'LIKE' HIS VIDEO LOL

[k5lta]

Ralphie WENT HARD!!!!!!!! XD LMAO!!

[k5lta]

Ralphie May is EPIC!!!!!!!

[PalMav63]

fuck you mother fucker, why you have to mock the Arabs, you racist bastards, you should get out of their countries and quit sucking up for their bosses for oil and shit, you fuckers

[StrayRaver]

knock knock! Who's there? Cruise missle-LIGHT IT UP!!

[alanmeires]

the bottom line with Ralphie is he says what we all think and most of what he says is true lol

[naked166]

Plus kenedy was a shitty presedent. his shitty foreign policy brought america the closest to nuclear disaster that it has ever been. If a random Russian submarine captain hadn't have said no against orders, there would have been nuclear war due to kenedy's shitty policy.

[DarkRezo]

oh man i love this home boy, he's a respect to white america lmfao he's EPIC!

noooo don't cut down those trees, they'r magic!

There's an elf in there that's gonna help three midgets and a crackhead drop a ring into a volcano.

[mrl0Ozer]

i wish i could pay $2.22 for gas now lmao !

[StarWarsMoments]

Didn't get cheap, gas, did we? :)

[85forddiesel]

i dont got a bick dick i got big credit!!! lol lmfao

[gringofuji18]

@85forddiesel its bad credit XD

[baseballTX41]

@85forddiesel BAD credit. the joke is bad credit

[MichaelePk]

@85forddiesel Bad*

[ranacherian]

knock knock who is there, cruise missile lol.,.,

[WorldSacred]

How can anyone pay $0.25 per gallon. That's about $0.07 per liter. No wonder people get shitted over with the Arabs charging through the roof.

[merceyds]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AMoussa747]

I'm paying 0.25$ per gallon :D

[devinchi1]

i wish i was paying 2.22 a gallon.

[DIZZYGIT]

Brett thx for helping putting a smile on my face.... Very funny shit!

[mistervanderveer]

Hahahahah the tags are hilarious :D

[VultureGirl69]

....gas is almost 4 dollars now XD :(

[smokeybubbles420]

@VultureGirl69 Where I live, the average gas price is around $3.18. (:

[SrHornes]

@VultureGirl69 Still twice as cheap as in europe....

[chloeannwashere]

"Your Honor, If the dick don't fit, you must acquit." HAHAHA BEST LINE EVER!!! :3

[flipiter81]

Yeh ja

[soofly29]

love u ur soo funny

[OldMan723]

7:08

[proconsulaugustus]

Freakin halarious.

[AoGNaut]

so true about puerto ricans... i have a girl in my home room and she always wears the same sweatshirt that says puerto rico and has a flag on it..

[csummersproductions]

I'd love to pay $2.22 for gas now 45:35

[geforceprowrestling]

finially a white dude cracking on all race thank u

[OldMan723]

7:45

[v12coupe]

14:30 - 15:05

thats fuck'd up man

[NinaBoss100]

LOL!!!!!!!

[presto457]

im from kentucky...lol

[ilove420TGOD]

Cuz your a hustler Baby XD

[OverNineThousandths]

25:18 through 25:44 had me on the fucking floor

[InfoRyda]

WOW THIS GUY STEALS ALOT OF JOKES FROM CARLOS MENCIA!!!

[OmegaFuckingWeapon]

@InfoRyda nah that would be the other way aroudn since this is his 2nd time repeating his own act -.-

[187pitboss]

@InfoRyda the other way around and mencia also stole jokes from joe rogan

[shizzmynizz]

I believe my man. He said he was walking around naked and that white bi*ch fell on his dick and i believeeee him !

[alexknaz]

hahaha he can joke about minoritys cause he's fat hahaha

[Chinnjay]

Aaahhh honey, do we need some pussy?!?! Its for sale!!! LMFAO!!!

[reigningchampdc]

Throw me the ball....POW!!!

[Andretti2012]

he is very very good

[WordoftheBird1216]

FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WordoftheBird1216]

tooo fucking funny

[jesusnightlite]

too funny

[SiccaD216]

Black Bastard = every tyler perry movie ever made

[CrazedMachine]

Lol it's $3.79 now

[sumtxkid]

LMFAO!!!!!!!



[dEdGrimley]

SEXY TIMES!

[tekbarrier]

He swears a lot in this special but in Austin-tatious he never once says fuck or shit.

[trinitytitans2011]

White boy funny

[BigBrett92]

thanks for the upload gortijx!!

[gortijx]

@BigBrett92

You're welcome, full time college student that works part time at Kmart Incorporation.

[qxssnob]

make NASCAR year long as if i speak HEEEHAAA

[kfe1995]

I think I mostly love him because he looks like Gus Gus from Cinderella :)

[jeffreygonzalez100]

Lmfao......... I think he snapped at the end

[gospyder84]

thanks for the upload!!! this guy is the best , you have any other better than 240p :p

[shadowrose39170]

dr. king also cheated on his wife *shame*

[garchomp119568]

@dead2rites07 it's "if the dick don't fit you must acquit"

[dead2rites07]

"if the dick dont fit you must've quit" (shows asian chicks) coincidence?

I THINK NOT!!!

[barackobomber1]

nobody be offended because this is this dude's chance to finally turn the laughs around.i mean look at this fat f@ck,i'm sure he has heard it all too.now wonder he's trying to be a comedian because with a body like that he at least better have some sort of personallity.he looks like he may overdose in crispy creams any day now!

[madu86]

isn't he supposed to be dead already? he's like what...500 pounds?

[redninjaturtle25]

Lol WTF is up with the tags

[v12coupe]

this dude BEASTIN

[mamaveros]

He is so hilarious and on the money. Luv him.

[dreamzboy52]

shut up dude and go have a donut! u kno u jus tryin 2 be another white dude gone black..

[OGAndizzo]

@dreamzboy52 I don't think you have to try too hard if you grow up in one trailer park after another

[ambiors]

ralphie may is tha best

[corinanov]

What does he say at 9:08?

"that and a cup of sicko sales"

it's obviously not "sicko sales", so what does he say?

[clayvision]

@corinanov sickle cells its a disease

[corinanov]

@clayvision Thank you kine-lee.

[Vinnamax1]

@corinanov He said, "sickle cells"; as in "sickle cell anemia" (a disease that predominantly affects black people)

[corinanov]

@Vinnamax1 Thank you kine-lee.

[torwe22]

@corinanov

Sicle cells like Sicle cell anemia. A disease

[DKATification]

@corinanov "sickle cells" -- as in sickle cell anemia -- a disease commonly equated with black people

[imTSTRONG]

Tags-(Nigger funny) Fuck you bitch die slow.

[jjenniferdawnn1]

Gas is 3.60 now! I would love it to be 2.50!!

[1979stiffler]

I want the rainbow back! Awesome : )

[1979stiffler]

He is brilliant! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

Thanks for uploading!

[goldglove221m]

I wish theyd put this on comedy central.. But it would be stupid because of tje sencoring.... Which is probably why they cant air it