SMBC Theater - Standoff

[ShadeCrenshaw]

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[tslefh]

why does her gun have a lens in it

[Sednars]

This aint the time for jokes, princess.

[TheDrCN]

2nd amendment: Making family disputes more interesting since 1776 (before it even existed).

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

A lot of the cast members are left handed

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

Anyone else notice the XBox in the background???

[Skeif13]

@wolflinkmidnaperson Who cares about the xbox, why is there a picture of a dinosaur?

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

@Skeif13

Because! Dinosaurs kick ass!

[EyePierce]

Mexican-American standoffs run in the family.

[lifematch]

she should hav picked engineering

[XIshiftIV]

id give her a blow job

[kellorkleft02]

I love JP Nickel. His acting manages to enthrall the audience in an otherwise comic scenario.

[dicubillas]

what i expect after graduating

[mesquoi]

that is a nice door

[Nktalloth]

I fer one ain't see why a Mexi-can's gotta immigrate hisself here ta have a standoff.

[i2lazy2tinkofaname]

I'm on the civilized humor part of youtube again.  It's just not the same...

[Tychoxi]

Seems to me, girls with "philosophy" degrees don't seem to realize adding "American" to Mexican stand-offs is even more linguistically oppressive and condescending... not to mention idiotic. Ain't no time for jokes indeed, girl.

[bulbinking]

Philosophy, classic.

[idc1123]

if the guns have no bullets how are they going to fight back?

[noisyrhysling]

Guest Director: John Woo

[nahedh]

Ned Flanders's daughter is pretty hot.

[VannahWilson]

The part where they all pull the triggers at the same time and nothing happens, reminds me of that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. XD

[kevinthegreek2]

I can't decide who's hotter, Tandi or her grandma

[devilsadvocate22289]

Tandi is kinda hot.....

also...do a Mexican Standoff, then touch him in the...wait...

[goneutt]

Since they all had two guns drawn, isn't that a Mexican - John Woo standoff?

[frother]

this is not funny

[WhiteKnight74648]

Heh that red head is my step sister. Makes for interesting Thanksgiving and Christmas talk around the table. :-p

[ky1esty1e]

lol she doesn't have a job after college, what a noob!

[SketchyDrawings]

O_O What.

[Khaeysa]

XD So much squinted eyeness.

[Necrolokost]

I just saw my future in one year... I better find bullets.

[ratholin]

cakeboss in surround sound FTW!

[ratholin]

That was awesome! how goes the space show?

[EyePierce]

I think I've seen that grandma use that bartering method before...

[screamingturnip]

Points for Ennio score, or at least decent knockoff thereof.

[Hakudohshi]

MEXICAN-AMERICAN XD

That is SO the sort of thing that a winging college kid would say out of sheer unbridled ignorance of the difference between nationality and race.

[Jacktherippingomegap]

@Hakudohshi The entire adding of "-American" to races really doesn't make a lick of sense, anyways. American ain't a race by anyone's account. O'course, if'n we're gettin' all technical an' socio-logical, y'might make th'argument that race is already a cultur'ly defahned con-struct anyhow, so makin' up th'Amurkin race makes jes' abou' as much sense as any o' t'others.

I am never going to try typing in a gradually thickening fake accent again, that was terrifying.

[therealhatman]

@Jacktherippingomegap I think it might've been the only thing to keep you under the character limit.

[Kisseil]

@Jacktherippingomegap Mexican isn't a race either. As well as jewish. It's about ethnicity

American ethnicity does exist.

[xXPaRaDoXiCXx]

@Kisseil But th´ poin´ is tha´ Amerc´n race ´s non - exist´nt. Ev´n th´n, y´guys m´ss th´ c´nt´n´nt o´ Amerca w´th th´ the c´ntry ´f Amerca.

Christ, Jack is right. Repulsive accent.

[alexandrite014]

Why does Grandma James not have rainbow suspenders?

[unlessitsafarm]

DAMN IT GIRL LOLL

[bellriderable]

Is it a parody of Breaking Bad ?

[ViirinSoftworks]

Grandma James for the win.

[Pikachujc]

Start a mexican standoff, touch him on the penis

[HeReNiTy1986]

@Pikachujc Never ever fails when someone says that haha, I still love it too XD. I am messed I know XD.

[brienkmeehan]

Have a Mexican standoff, touch him on the princess.

[93tomb]

It ain't a mexican stand-off, when who shoots first wins.

On another note, I started obsessively watching westerns like 2 days before I saw this... It would seem Zach is reading my mind again...

[Faridale]

suddenly I want to watch a tarantino movie... don't know why

[HeReNiTy1986]

@Faridale Probably cause like 100% of his movies are standoffs lol.

[Chiatrolll]

I'm disappointed the king of boners didn't make an appearance at the end.

[morlock19]

This is seriously one of the best videos you guys have made. I've watched it 10 times already.

[Blitkun]

"What's your degree in, girl?"

"Philosophy."

"DAMMIT, GIRL!"

Best part.

[Eoph]

@Blitkun I thought the part right after it was a bit better.

"Employers like philosophy degrees, it means I can think critically."

"This ain't the time for jokin'"

[AE35Comms]

Must be an awesome media centre

*targets house with satelite mounted railgun*

[TubeofDestiny]

"But, grandmother, what deep voice you have!

The better to shout unintelligible gibberish at you, my dear!"

Looks like someone visited grandma at the nursing home... :D

[Dasclsad]

What Grandma say after "Wrong, I Want..." can't hear these words T_T

[LaSaksxalmo]

@Dasclsad "Wrong, I want your media center."

[AnOverdoseofZac]

@Dasclsad 'your media center'

cheers

[AnOverdoseofZac]

biggest gun is best gun?

[Jestickals]

I was expecting boners. Boners for everyone.

[ANigerianPrince]

I like how the suggested videos is a battle between Superman or Orgasms.

[4ta2r]

i wonder when zach if finally going to realize hes funnier than XKCD...

[ch0rknabe]

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Unfortunately, this video is not available in Germany because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights.

[spasticpanda]

I love you guys.

[neohariseldon]

why does mommy get the deagle?

[unlessitsafarm]

philosophy DAMN IT GIRL

[dieded4]

Jp holds his second gun the coolest.

[deadlytoque]

Great sketch, folks!

Also: Jennifer's nose stud = super cute.

[Teriul]

This one was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh all the way through.

[pyr0twister]

3 people didn't like having their bullets taken away.

[LostintheWandering]

2:31 is just a badass frame

[ViewtifulJason]

Nerd Moment: They have an Xbox 360 HD DVD add-on.

[Wuzzup222]

Brilliant as always guys, excellent ending x3 Can't wait for the next one.

[Lollocide]

Stop making funny videos. Touch yourself on the penis.

[DocKingsley]

Biggest Grandma is Best Grandma

[harkejuice]

@DocKingsley oh my sides

[Pandor25]

instead of aiming empty gun to defend against a charged shotgun they should have spread out :/

[BucketCapacity]

If she's so good at critical thinking, why didn't she get a degree in math?

[theoriginal42]

If only she'd taken film studies instead, and she'd know why it's called a Mexican standoff.

Still be unemployable though.

[voxiphiliac]

Ahahahahahaha, I do love me some Mexican-American stand offs.

[NiteSaiya]

This video brought to my attention the prevalence of god-tier light-colored eyes in the SMBC cast.

[ninjagod1337]

Watch kickball in surround sound, touch him on the penis.

[jimjames59]

@ninjagod1337 Pretty sure he said "Cake Boss" Good show, btw

[morlock19]

@ninjagod1337 ....he said "Cake Boss."

[zenbenjy]

Yey! New Videos!

[brackzaff]

i love it

[letitabee]

Best in a long time!

[Jetz72]

@letitabee Only one in a long time...

[zporkz]

Hahahahahaahahaha.

[W0Ndr3y]

whos the new chick?

[Rascus75]

@W0Ndr3y No one is new, but I'm guessing you mean the blonde, she was also in the International Community video, which is also really good

[Kataron]

I loves me a Mexican stand-off.

And is it just me, or is James Ashby always getting just a little bit sexier? I'd hit that. Maybe we can convince him to wear that outfit next time he's on an Ogeeku livestream. Yummy.

[TheBForce]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

[FlipPlaysGuitar]

hot. mostly the girl... and the mustache.

[TheHalMak]

Very Tarantino-esque. I like it.

[barakvesh]

Point a gun at him, touch him on the penis

[vaderwalks]

@barakvesh Mexican Handoff.

[chryckie]

AHH!!!! CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click.... :)

[chryckie]

Holy ess word! I started it over around the 1:40 mark because I didn't want to hit the punch line yet. That's like when you're having sex with a lady, and then you stop midway because you don't want to finish yet, but... well, uh, yeah, never mind. Anyway, GREAT skit.

[bmike3000]

biggest media center is best media center

[dominictemple]

Love this style.

[triftenC]

Touch him on the media center?

[uncommon15]

So to defend themselves against Grandma... they raise the guns that have no bullets?

[Totema1]

@uncommon15 They're obviously going to bludgeon her with them.

[zeHoboCop]

@uncommon15 Have you ever had a gun thrown at you? Even Superman dodges those.

[VannahWilson]

@uncommon15 Yeah that was my first thought, too… XD

[HouseFantastic]

Thumbs down if you thought this video was amazing

[clearmenser]

Tee hee

[CommS007]

That is a lot of guns ( o_o)

Was hoping for lots of blood =D

Also moustache got a hair sticking out =D

[nyargalarga]

Thumbs up for James grandma!

[Cybolic]

New camera?

[fallencrescent]

Great! Entertainment centers are powerful things. Much better use of a child's former room than a home gym.

[fgyeats]

Are you in a MexiCAN standoff or a MexiCAN'T standoff?

[re98namxal]

No bullets in the gun? Touch him on the penis

[Tempestlord2097]

Biggest bullet is best bullet!

[SaintDekar]

Haha, I really love this. Good work!

[ribsngibs]

Man, the daughter has a steady hand - check the gun at 1:28 and again at 1:43 and at 2:00... or is she resting it on a platform?

[SaintDekar]

@ribsngibs Probably a platform.

[Hisharu]

Yeah TSABs! Screw all you other moochers!

[TheMuuj]

Most cantankerous James is best James.

[zigmazag18]

Excellent soundtrack

[rsmithlal]

Love it!

[npgames7]

what a strange old woman, didn't look familiar at all

[bin00111]

Ennio Morricone. I think.

HURRAY!