Jurassic Park in 5 Seconds

[oas1s2004]

much longer than 5 seconds

[24u2c]

AAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rgenck]

That was really dang funny, but also more than 5 seconds. Just sayin

[keys112009]

dinosaurs eat men...woman inherit the earth

[sonbuhitsunei]

@keys112009 I think Ellie missed the part where Dinosaurs eat women, too. lol or maybe they dont like the taste of boobs.

[Diggy22]

"Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."

Well, they're gonna need a lot of therapy after that.

"It could have been worse, John."

....Yeah. Ever see "Deep Blue Sea"? (Yes, I'm talking to you, Mr. Jackson. :-D)

[DarkXxXJack]

hahahahhaa I Laught so fucking hard xD

[TeamEdward826]

i like the titanic one best i think

[soma0112]

5 seconds should mean 5 seconds, not 16 =S

[McflyJonesSkywalker]

HOW CAN THIS NOT HAVE 1 MILLION VIEWS????

[Resimaster]

@McflyJonesSkywalker Then lets make it happen. Spread the word people! :-)

[TheDarthPineapple]

One time I watched jurassic park and ghostbusters on the same day. then I had a weird nightmare that a giant trex came out of a ghost trap and ate all my friends and me

[DragonLovingGirl6]

@ViceCityVacation I had that same nightmare 34 times when I was 7 years old.

[DragonLovingGirl6]

@BlondieKido94 No, I just take my pet dragon with me, his name is Thomas.

[TheSimmus]

Jurassic Park was my first "Horror"- Movie. I was 6.

Awwww memories :3

[Nibelungenherr1876]

"Our attractions drive kids out of their minds." Yeah, I can believe that.

[Pukupelle]

"It exceeds 5 seconds slightly" Yeah, if about 15 seconds is "slightly"... Notice the "about" :)

[CHESEPOWER]

It could be worse... they could make a 2nd part! wait...

[OoDoubleRainbowoO]

AHHHHH

AHHH

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH

AHHHHHH

AHHHH

It could have been worse, john

ಠ_ಠ

[Bastylax86]

HA-HA-HAAA You didn't say the magic word!

[ModernZeuhl]

"And, once again, it exceeds 5 seconds slightly". Yeah, 15 is "slightly" greater than 5.

[BlondieKido94]

Does anyone else have nightmares that raptors are chasing them after watching Jurassic Park?

[TheOneRebornElyrize]

@BlondieKido94 no, im riding em! :DD WIIIE

[ViceCityVacation]

@BlondieKido94 No not raptors. But first time I watched this movie I had bad dreams of the T-Rex chasing me through my street and when I ran into my house, he smased through the front door and started coming up the stairs. Scarred the shit outta me. Lol.

[Silme037]

ROFL

[Rhapsody3991]

keep on pressing 4... GODZILLA!!!!

[Deam01337]

that's what she said

[DCdabest]

*Watches Jurassic Park 2*

...

"Well... It could have been worse John...."

[jurac1234]

damn man the credits are longer than the movie.

and i like that.

[LeikRawr]

"it could of been worse"...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiight

[LeeChen1991]

26 ppl lost their minds

[juezy1234]

INdeeD



[Vashpownslol]

12 seconds 

[Wbjpen]

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG 5 SECONDS IS!!!

[Electro1016]

IM TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKEN DINOSAURS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKENN PARK

[the0US0marine]

@Electro1016 I agree

[TrickiestCosimo]

amazing! AHah

[XfluteXsingerX]

this commet has recived a thumbs down from chuck norris  show

[matscot1112]

24 people were driven out of their minds

[auxenz]

i played the theme in my band concert.... *sniff sniff* beautiful...... XD

[TheRealProgrest]

this is the best "in 5 seconds" i've ever seen

[Kyon871]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[RideLXbindings]

more like rape park

[wordsrawesome]

where do i get tickets!!

[mariofan0517]

hey its better than paying 8 bucks to see long ass movie when you can just watch it in five seconds.

[Esoed89]

"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

[AdamWe631]

LMFAO! That was great.

[screenON14]

@xXxcollectorxXx SO WHAT IF IT WAS 40 SECONDS ITS STILL FUNNY

[xbankaix007]

Why are people so bloody stupid?!

The term "5 seconds" doesn't literally mean it'll be 5 seconds.

I means it'll be short!

[mrmonkeybusiness101]

true could of been worse....sorta

[Resimaster]

@xirvin92 Video description, dumbass. Learn to read.

[scagish]

@xirvin92 fuck you bitch

[Sephazon]

@xirvin92 This video could've been worse John.

[goldAUsilverAG]

@xirvin92 Just close your account now.

[Ramireza0316]

haha! tht was hillarious!! i laughed a lot!

[RandomShinigami7]

Enter your text here.

[minutemuse]

Brilliant.

[mildsalsa07]

That was just not 5 seconds

[falloutfans95]

When they were trying to lock the doors in that one scene, how come that girl's brother didn't go help Dr. Grant with the shotgun, instead of just stand there?

[SeeWhoGivesAFXCK]

HAHAHAHAH

[LegoManiya]

tha whole video was basically random screaming,but still i loled

[BradTheHedgehog15]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DINOSAUR

HOLY SHIT!

W T F!!!!

OMFG

FUCKING DINOSAURS

HOLY SHIIIIT

W T FUUUuuuuUUUUCK

that should have been the 5 sec video XD

[ScottyBoiy]

@BradTheHedgehog15 I seriously doubt even one of those lines is in the film.

[BradTheHedgehog15]

@ScottyBoiy There not some guy made it

[ScottyBoiy]

@BradTheHedgehog15 Oh I see. Nevermind then.

[kingmasta11]

who else thinks this couldve been the trailer

[XxLonewolf100xX]

lol small talk small talk small talk.. T-REX CRUSHES MAN!

[zymbia]

Wow.. that was like 16 sec O.o

[SuspenseSmith]

Why does a clip this short have credits?

[Resimaster]

@SuspenseSmith Well you have to be really specific about who owns what copyrights (yeah, I have to specify that I dont own the movie rights, haha), so I figured I would put that in the short credits. And I also wanted to mention Stan Winston and Michael Crichton, whithout whom there would be no Jurassic Park.

[SuspenseSmith]

@Resimaster do it like fine print in a medicine commercial.

[glodudenetwork]

@SuspenseSmith BECUASE ITS JESUS. WATCH NRNIA IN 5 SECONDS TO KNOW WUT IM TALKING ABOUT

[phatblack59]

this is funny as shit.

[Dannnneh]

Am I a super human?

[MrChubs209]

I hated those kids

[BlackXcuddly]

holy f*cking god its a dinosaur

[anusalltheway]

best 5 seconds yet

[fundude365]

I think perhaps we have reached the point where questioning the '5 second' limit has stopped being even annoying and is now just registers as white noise in our heads.

And this is wone of the funniest ones I've seen so far :)

[Resimaster]

@fundude365 Thanks dude. And yes, its finally being seen as just a title.

[choocken]

@fundude365 one*

[fundude365]

@choocken Aaaaah sweet, sweet white noise :)

[Terneyah]

5 seconds...?????

[twelveofaces]

sam is right it could have been alot worse

[seankinsellasean]

is that samuel l jackson at the end is there anything hes not in?

[crackedout123]

understanding the concept of "5 seconds" fail

[mikevmpr3]

was expecting john to say damn at the end!

[Resimaster]

@mikevmpr3 I like that idea :-)

[xJaYk1llax]

man i love these "5 seconds vids" :D

[deadone102]

who are the ferocious beasts? the kids or dinos?

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Dr Hammond!

[PaigeyDragoness]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!XD

[TomoeNageX]

This is a large contrast to the Pulp Fiction one, which is basically 5 seconds of SLJ saying "Mother fucker".

[RimshotKiller]

@TomoeNageX well,the pulp fiction one just gives you the right atmosphere :)

[C0CK00]

GOOD JOB

[acesario3]

hahahaha amazing!!

[Trollermao123]

"It will blow their minds"

2 Seconds Later

-Kids Screaming while Dinosaurs attack-

[thederangedpeanut]

Learn to fucking read, kid. Or better yet, to understand what you read. Clearly, you were unable to use simple instructions to use Google. Good luck for your future career at McDonald's - sounds like you're really going to need it.

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut err im reading it medical education! you fail

remember you said it was an "insult" wth??

[thederangedpeanut]

@dandynood *sigh* You're so thick. I gave you pretty clear instructions - if you still need help, clearly you're in need of remedial education. Google >> Urban Dictionary >> Remtard. FFS, you don't even know what Urban Dictionary is? No wonder you're on here demonstrating nothing but ultimate stupid rather than playing out with your friends.

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut  err y are you commenting about the same question you gave me earlier?

[Ultima64]

15 people got eaten by a t-rex

[Tand0oriCh1cken]

you could have added "Hold on to ya butts".

[pumptank]

Man, shoulda put the scene where Jackson's arm was found at the end of the clip after he says it could've been worse

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@pumptank now that would've been even more hilarious xD xD

[jimengcrush]

Holly shit!!!

[mattsme]

I like the part when they said "ah"

[kuffelaaron]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[thederangedpeanut]

I don't get it. Nobody sticks to the five seconds - it's just a catchy title. The video was still frickin' funny.

Remtards.

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut its only retarded when you spell it sumthing wrong

[thederangedpeanut]

@dandynood Are you trying to tell me you haven't heard the insult 'remtard' before? If this is the case, I suggest Urban Dictionary before you insinuate I misspelt it. :)

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut not on my dictionary nvr heard of the word

no one in my school noes my teachers dont know what im talking about, and said there is no such word. so basically you fail but dont wan to admit it

[thederangedpeanut]

@dandynood Oh, sweetheart. If you can manage to work Google, and type in the words 'Urban Dictionary', and then - I know this may be difficult, but stay with me - actually go to Urban Dictionary, and type the word 'Remtard' into this thing called a 'search box' (not boggling your mind with the technical jargon, am I?) you'll see who's the actual victim if FAIL here.

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut Yes but it mainly means here in the website medical education wth?

[thederangedpeanut]

@dandynood n00b, you got pwnd. Piss off and do your homework before you miss your bedtime.

[dandynood]

@thederangedpeanut err no you fail commenting anyways since your medical education has nothing to do with this lol

[AyaMizumi]

NOT 5 seconds

[direwolf029]

Funny but if you wanted it to just go for 5 seconds you could of ended it when the T Rex breaks through the car window and it would of still been great.

[Hitter84]

LOL!!!

[MovieGuru45]

12 seconds?

[Demiler]

This was one of the greatest 5 Seconds movie i saw so far. LOL

[Resimaster]

@Demiler thanks everyone! Keep spreading the word!!

[mdperrett]

@Resimaster bird?

[Resimaster]

@mdperrett "bird"???

[COD4Header]

@Demiler but it was more than just 5 seconds^^

[Demiler]

@COD4Header Yeahh. A lot more thrill than i expected... like the kids in the movie.

[COD4Header]

@Demiler yeah.. they are always screaming^^

[TheGorillaGuy505]

Well John was right

[AliceInWonderland85]

Yep that about sums it up.

[xVizionGFXz]

haha it was just lex and timmy screaming the whole way through awesome

[1legomaster]

this vid was funny but wat rlly made me crack up was him saying "it could have been worse john". LMAO!

[thegreensnake13]

funny! ive grown up watchin this movie. its was and is 1 of my fav movies of all time

[SpinDizzyMR]

Exceeds 5 seconds slightly?

Have you considered a career in politics?

[Resimaster]

@SpinDizzyMR have you considered a career in chilling out?

[SpinDizzyMR]

@Resimaster

lol you've obviously had a to deal with a lot of criticism judging by that reaction. Forget I said anything if it makes you feel better.

[Resimaster]

@SpinDizzyMR Ive received a lot of positive feedback on this video, since the youtube community understands that the '5 Second Movies' is really just a title now, as many dont stick to that time exactly.

[dmophatty]

@Resimaster 15 people thought it was too long.

[Resimaster]

@dmophatty but thousands enjoyed it :-)

[mrdouchdick2]

@SpinDizzyMR You fucking retard...

[ssssstatic]

lmao i still cnt blieve the girl was running with her hands in front of her

[Ioupopio]

It could have been worse, John. They could've been on a plane with some snakes.

[guywithminigun]

yep that sums it up perfectly

[Lostaries]

bwahahahhah! 

[mstrd111]

more like 15 seconds

[ROCOR3]

Now this was FUNNY!

[MrDavidFILM]

John Hammond was right all the time....LOL!!!!

[Cassidy7676]

Dont use my name

We got Dodgson here!!!!!

thats whats jurrassic park is all about.

[Timvanoirbeek]

@Cassidy7676 Goddamn, I forgot how much I loved that part!

[BraunMachine05]

Kickass vid, you hit it right on the money. Could've been worse, John, LMAO!!

[AlyssaGB89]

LMAO!!! I think this is better than the actual movie!!

[jvillinger]

14 seconds?

[watbebe]

lol

old man : our atractions will drive kids out of their minds.

T-rex : pwn

stupid people : yell yell yell

raptor : pwn

idiot proffesor : could have been wurse:P

[clottoyup]

@watbebe yeah we can see it thanks.

[BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

I wish I could've read the scripts for this film - imagine how many '(scream here)'s there must've been in it :D

[TheNerdyCanuck]

Michael Crichton & Stan Winston RIP

Hilarious video XD

[TheWelshguy10]

ye it will blow there minds then dinos will eat them

[beelzzebub]

5 seconds my ass... still funny, thumbs up :D

[hassan786Cp]

AAAHH AAHHHH AHHH AHHH !!! it could have been worse john LMAO

[deathplayer247]

samuel l jackson ftw

[Xfactories]

Not bad :-)

[ilFarfallo87]

che caxxo mi significa sto video!!!

[TheHorrorKing1]

That wasn't five seconds, but I laughed so hard!

[1Nyro]

lol

[AndreasZimmerman]

NOT 5 SECONDS!

[Alexz1909]

@AndreasZimmerman no shit sherlock!

[nickslayer13]

*many screams and deaths*  it cloulda been worse jhon lol

[linvik1]

HAHHAHH, awesome! Just freakin' awesome! x)

[demirojas27]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SOOO GOODD!! xD

[NCslice911]

Whats with people taking the "5 second" lable so freaking literally?!? It is just supposed to be more te name of the whole series! retards always point out that its more than five seconds..Why? To sound smart? God their all just so fucking stupid!!

[wholefnshow1]

well all of the 5 second movies need an intro, so that shouldn't be part of the 5 seconds. the intro for this was 9 seconds long, while the credits were 16. So the actual summation of the movie or "5 seconds" is roughly 15 seconds. With that said, "in 5 seconds" is just a way of saying "here's a hilarious way to briefly touch the finer points of the movie"

fuckn newbs

[Airwolf2030]

That is so funny that I can't stop laughing