Crazy Ass Goose!

[jonnnyy123]

such a gay dog,, 

[cpnoone]

LMAO! Win, Goose.

[MrJuiceylucey]

kick it to death.

[nVMyTuRBo]

LMAO

[lorenzo184]

oh i feel sorry for that goose, maybe the boat was its nest, maybe her eggs were there, it was willing to fight for it to death

[Blckberrymonstuh]

Fuuuuck that! We woulda had goose nuggets for dinner!!!

[Funky3StarRanker]

Hell no I would break that gooses neck!

[erickv1977]

so funny. why you don't let the goose fight more time yor dog that will be make your video amazing. for sure your dog don't get hurts

[Pked988]

Look at that Crazy Sucker..!!

[MyWilliam1996]

oh god, i shouldnt have gone to this video, i already had a phobia of birds...

[magnusm1]

@toreyadams God, you are an idiot.

[masteriansun]

that dog shouldn't have been such a bitch

[upload]

pause at 0:22 and you can see the dogs hair in the goose's mouth lol

[Hurlanator]

Fuck it make peeking duck soup out of it

[niggerswe]

If that fucking Goose would attack my dog i would slit its troat. I dont giva a fuck if its a human or animal. if someting attack someting i love i would attack back!

As we say in sweden: öga för öga tand för tand!

[Julerose999]

I love GOOSE GOOSEY LOOSEY

[Trasgado]

No offense to the Peta people, I even report some acts I seen to them, but damn in this situation you have to choose which is more important! Protecting the animal you love or protecting the random animal attacking the animal you love. If thats the case this goose is lucky the man didn't carry a machete used for clearing brush or that duck's head would have been cut clean off. I know I would have and then cooked it so the body didn't go to waste.

[IamValkyrie7]

Is this Deer Lake?

[DocFury32]

Would have been incredible if he pulled a 12 gauge out at the end and showed the goose what's up.

[heavyfuckingmetal420]

yeah fuck it id kill it roast it and eat all the evidence and it would be delicious evidence

[slimebuck]

Let this be a lesson, don't mess with us Canadians! :P

[Trasgado]

@slimebuck - Canadians are geese? No wonder they have small heads and big asses.

[flamedub]

im thinking of an axe, an oven, some roast vegies and a nice dry red.

[MrWeatherman10]

fuck the law I'd kill him

[MrWeatherman10]

ur probably were near it's nest, they attack when there threatened 

[TheFantasticCorndog]

that dog is a pussy

[AutoFlicks]

Mah god that crazy goose bit her fur off!

[hordiesuckme]

Leeeeeeroy  Jenkinssssss

[fallentoturtle]

i wouldve rung that gooses neck as soon as it bit my dog. just like huntin

[Mangafairy]

@fallentoturtle it probably had babies near the shore it was trying to protect, you'd be a jerk to kill their mum.

[EternalDucks]

This is hilarious because that male goose has a female near by sitting on eggs and will go bat shit on anything that is near her.

[amqz1]

I'd say the goose won.

[graybeard420]

If that was my chessie i would be embarressed!!

[norfbay2008]

@graybeard420

Then your Chessie is not trained worth a shit. Search RudeTube Goose and watch the video. I will place Gabby against any gun dog in our area.

[EasyRider321]

The Best part of it is when he grabs it by it's neck and it's still got tufts of the dog's hair in it's beak and he's like, "god *&^$ it!"...LOL... I nearly lost it at that point...LOL... FUNNiest Damn Shit I've seen in a Lonng Time...LOL...

[mrMITCHINATOR1]

Canadian geese are just very territorial, it probably didn't want to pick a fight with you. Odds are the goose was protecting something because she thought it was in danger.

P.S. Merry Christmas from Canada!!!

[ssymo2000]

So, Hitchock was right with his movie "The Birds", where bizarre birds of all kinds suddenly began to attack people there in increasing numbers and with increasing viciousness. We must very careful !

[carlonbass]

AWESOME!



[SSJ4TOM]

You said something bad about hockey didn't you? Canada Geese are very patriotic.

[bllblnt7]

its tryin to mate with her. i can tell by his behavior and the way he nips her

[mspoop02]

That's sooooo FUCKING funny

[Gooseman2k2]

now THAT's what I call a good title to a video! Sums it up just about right!

[MissSpaceRaptor]

I thumbed up when he said the title of the video IN THE VIDEO, love that

[atreyu852011]

I would of wrung that gooses neck and had dinner for that night

[azrodrigues]

@atreyu852011 I'd turn that goose grey and make me a drink LOL

[ragingfiip]

Does that dog think it's a cat? Cause it's acting like a pussy.

[IWantDemocracyNow]

I have a goose. I don't think you were mean, I mean, if it was me. I would have drowned him and ate him for doing that, LOL. But, clearly he's protecting himself or something else. the goose is not just "crazy"

[domR57]

He's got ma doag!!



[abelyssah]

He is not crazy -he is protecting his area - it is Your :D trespass' so to speak within natural behavior lol LOOKS crazy - but nature is pefect without the contrived , including You . ..so , be attuned to nature more as you respect your dog ..and Yourself xx:)

[NiggerHeadOysters]

Cats and their comrades the geese..working together to bring down The Dog once and for all.

[StephShelly]

LOL at grabbing it by its neck

[chevychloe]

Was the boat its nest. Could there have been eggs or babies on the boat somewhere? Seems strange it got that angry!

[fistacuff56]

my 19 pound Lhasa would have killed and eaten that fucking goose

[GDorofu]

Such a docile dog. Mine would've been pooping that goose out by the end of the video.

[pinkyrose63]

He sure was crazy! May be he had a nest he was protecting. LOL

[bamm160]

my 110lb chessie from southernmdchessies went crazy hearing the goose squalk as i was playing this video. When we shoot birds around the farmhouse the dog goes crazy retrieving right away. He would have saved that poor little beautiful chessie girl.

[norfbay2008]

@bamm160

She is a fabulous gun dog and has thrown two terrific litters of pups. All but three are hunting. Gabby is all business when I tell her. That goose was feral and I told her not to hurt it. She minds.

[theRealDarkett]

I would shoot it.

[Searinx1]

that dog is a big wuss and when the dude caught the goose by the neck when it was trying to get to the dog is hilarious. hahaha

[illuminatioracle]

yeah. at 0:13 it would have snapped that fuck's neck.

[rizzosavestheworld]

That goose is a Dick

[ledzeppelinaddict12]

Ahahaha yes finally someone stands up to these stupid audacious geese. Lol the syrangling was funny

[compdude47]

Probably had chicks nearby or something and was just trying to defend itself (against assumed threat)

[ObliqueLine]

u suck dick!!!!!!!!!!!1

[SliderinkChannel]

Like a baws

[swilson3d]

maybe search the boat for baby geese.

[Uchihasmok3]

something tells me that this goose belongs to u

[henrik7372]

My rottweiler eat that shit for beakfast...

[Querzeo]

Cool!!

[rambo321]

thats one friendly dog

[durielsdb]

fuck guard dogs.. get a guard goose

[StellaDawna]

"Yeah. Good girl Gabby." ... o-o for what? That dog just sat there and whimpered

[norfbay2008]

@StellaDawna

Because I F-N told her not to kill the goose, dumbass...go to Youtube and the type Rude Tube goose attack and see:

[egnalnayr]

@norfbay2008 Well behaved dog you have there.

[TheLlamaliciousLlama]

Wow, u a ninja !

[VVarrio]

fuck that goose

[muttsboy]

Ha, I was just bored and typed in goose.

[toreyadams]

you son of a bitch , you are invading poor goose's territory and then you are pissed off? fucking idiot, stop fucking choking the poor goose, and leave there for good. humans are fucked up. what gives u the right to do that to a defensless goose?

although it looks funny to people, its a terrible to see human acting like this toward nature

[thepotatovagina]

@toreyadams

fuck off, you moralizing asshole

[norfbay2008]

@toreyadams

The sad thing about your point of view is that you won't realize how much of a retard you are until you are about 60 years old, and then it'll be too late and you will live with your wasted life until you shrivel up and die.

[HooshIsASoup]

@toreyadams You animal rights nutjobs sicken me. Couldn't you hear the dog yowling in pain as the so-called "defenseless goose" attacked it?

People like you are the cruelest people on the planet.

[thehantavirus]

@HooshIsASoup the goose was defending its territory you dumbass

[HooshIsASoup]

@thehantavirus This is not the goose's territory, it's the owner's property, you dumbass.

Go watch "Rude Tube : Goose Attack series version" and learn the context of this video.

[thehantavirus]

@HooshIsASoup i dont think you understand anything about animals. animals will display territorital behavior when they claim a certain place like a pond or yard. Just like dosmetic animal like cats that will display territorial behavior in ones house and will act very aggresively defending it.

[HooshIsASoup]

@thehantavirus I don't think *you* understand anything about animals. Canadian geese migrate.

[thehantavirus]

@HooshIsASoup the boat was invading its space so it attacked.

[HooshIsASoup]

@thehantavirus No, the goose had co-existed with the owner of the property in past seasons. The owner of the property was not "invading" the goose's space, and he had every right to protect that dog while making use of HIS property.

[toreyadams]

@HooshIsASoup Ok listen, my point is: the Guy with his poor dog were invading the goose's territory. Im sorry but the goose cannot understand what that boat is doing there, all it can sense is that there is a potential danger and tries to defend its territory. So i say rather than choking the poor goose, leave the place and the innocent dog wont be beaten by the goose (btw, the it probably cant kill the dog anyway, but the man could kill the goose).

[HooshIsASoup]

@toreyadams Your "point" is worthless. The docks and the local area are owned by the video uploader, and the goose had been hanging out on the property for three years.

He's not even choking the so-called "poor" goose, or strangling it. That's something your addled brain invented, as you animal rights nutjobs are wont to do about any human interaction with animals.

[toreyadams]

@HooshIsASoup ...So, Either dont interfere with animals or if u do follow the rules of Nature.

[toreyadams]

@HooshIsASoup (And also if you pay attention, the dog was just walking away from the goose, because by instinct it he should leave the territory unless he has a reason to stay and fight. But all he could do was walk around the boat... )

[egnalnayr]

@toreyadams I really hope you are a troll and arent this dumb. His dog was attacked and he had all the right to kill that thing if he had wanted to. Even most animal rights activists would agree with that. shut your hole and go talk about your confused ethics somewhere else.

[HaloofCurls]

@egnalnayr - Hate to tell you but it is actually against the law to kill migratory birds and he could have gotten a huge fine and/or gone to jail for killing the goose (unless it was hunting season and he had a permit). Look up the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

[toreyadams]

@egnalnayr Read my comments to HooshlsASoup above... -_-

[thenorthside01]

useless dog

[shortylickens69]

Dude, you had him by the throat like 3 times!

Squeeze the air out of him and drop his silly ass on shore! By the time he comes to you'll be long gone.

[Michael43521246]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY XD

[Roflshamans]

That goose makes a better dog...

[thepotatovagina]

you should have fucked the goose

[Troublesome2008]

The goose probably had a nest in the bushes and was scared for her babies. That's why only the dog got attacked. Good thing the dog didn't bite.

[MrMaverickStoedter]

Crazy ass goose.

[Pudsy440]

Canada 1, U.S.A. 0! Go Canada!! :)

[Harleymotard]

Honey, look what i got for dinner....GOOSE!!

[tazzyel]

i could not stop laughing that goose is fucking crazy!

[ld871111]

maybe the goose just wanted some dog booty.

[DuoSquad]

If that dumb goose attacked my dog like that i'd snap its neck! :p

[helenesstables]

Would this goose have rabies? If it doesn't, I'd catch it and eat it for Thanksgiving!

[wokangoman]

that is the weirdest thing ever, I wonder what pissed off that guy so much?

[GYSELL95]

Sometimes When I'm Alone I Lay Down On The Floor And Pretend That I'm A Carrot...

[remote929]

pause this video

open a new tab

search for mind heist

mute this video

play them together

[agotisan1]

@remote929 LMFAO it's a perfect combo!

[TheLlamaliciousLlama]

@remote929 Ahahahaha!

[nh0kgink]

@remote929 yeah, and put Mind Heist exactly 13s before this vid

blow your fucking mind :)

[azeller09]

imma slap you!

[morrisjuan]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[routhoula]

its a FPDT(First Person Duck Throwing) xD

[joe7wood]

not my dawg!

[IMACOOLBOY12]

damn he really hates your dog

[ClubBangerTV]

THAT IS A GOOD DOG! but i'm a bit worried if somebody tries to attack her can she defend herself... I felt bad she was just sitting there taking in the bite. That must have been painful.

[norfbay2008]

@ClubBangerTV

Go to RudeTube (on Youtube and type "RudeTube goose attack") and check out the video they did on my dog and goose, it explains everything.

[norfbay2008]

@ClubBangerTV She's a Chesapeake Bay Retriever...I promise you that she can defend herself...

[Prov1210]

psycho honker!

[Ronis88]

Goose WINS! :D

[H3cTiCRaDiATiOn]

My dog probably would of thought it was a squirrel with wings and a long neck and killed it LOL :P

[newcollector]

I'm actually very surprised that the dog didn't attack the goose when it jumped in the boat.

[norfbay2008]

It's always fun to come back here and read some of these comments. I shot the video BTW.....my boat, my dog, my camera....

What astounds me the most is the animal huggers on here trying to say that I was abusing the goose. Please go to Rude Tube on Youtube and type crazy ass goose to see what a British film crew did with this story....

[HooshIsASoup]

@norfbay2008 It's sad, but YouTube is infested with delusional animal rights nutjobs that attack anyone who uploads a video of humans interacting with animals.

I've seen a guy who uploaded a video of a wild talking raven hanging out at his house get told by a nutjob that he was committing animal cruelty and needed to burn in Hell ... all because the dude's hand was briefly visible in the picture.

[norfbay2008]

@HooshIsASoup It's funny how they always want you to burn in hell but none of the bastards believe in God.

[Grungedude93]

stupid animal lovers disliking this

[siZe328]

don't f**k with my dog you silly goose!

[dabounca]

It's a wild goose chase!

[lauriejennifer]

Funny thing is, if he had put the camera down, he could have maybe managed to start the boat sooner to get away from the goose, while still defending his dog. But then we would have missed this YouTube moment. :)

[GuidedShot1]

lol! Donald's mad at Goofy.

[deadmanbl4]

@GuidedShot1 LOL

[djqx]

I would have cooked that goose! LOL

[JessicaGlamLPS]

kill that dam goose!

[maqshiz]

and thatz how you scare a crazy guy witha dog....lol

[BoysandGirlsVEVO]

:o

[bjhonet]

that paedophile shit isnt funny sick fucker.anyone that can look at a child in a sexual manner,is sick and deserves DEATH!!!!

[Brunoananias1]

Quem viu isso no habbo? da joinha

[haleyw0]

poor dog !! xD

[sniperboy1754]

i seriously would have snapped that things neck if it attacked my dog

[goosenoise]

that goose has balls of steel

[TlalocDiosDelAgua]

dog just watches in horror as the goose sucks on his rump.

[SiriusHearts]

As soon as that goose came aboard my boat, that goose would be dead.

[tankatraue]

I would of just broke it's neck and ate it for dinner...

[Dakellymonster]

That dog- Not a single fuck was given.

[KlumzyThePunk]

I don't think you can get more beta then the guy in this video..

[nstabl]

880,088 views :)

[OakBehringer]

Your dog is a wimp.

[skulljoint]

Time to die devil goose!

He tried to eat my dog!

[staenir]

Aw he just wants some love

[MMMAAATTTLLL]

i would have snapped the fckers neck.

[SeigidasLullaby]

The goose was trying to mate with the dog.. Crazy, yes. But, I didn't see any other geese around, so that would kiiiind of explain his actions..?

[YoeriYoeri]

his bird hunting skills are extraordinary.

[nico0602]

After Duck Hunt, we now present Goose Throw for Nintendo Wii

[hamidious]

The goose is like, "Who's my bitch huh?" and the dog is all like, "Ok, I'm your bitch, leave me alone, please".

[rosydonut]

That really is a crazy ass goose.

I won't condone "snapping its neck and walking away" but still.

[ColRon]

really? selling crazy ass goose shirts at 800k views?

creating memes is a profession

[captainanarchy13]

It's like Zelda IRL.

[PMRoanhouse]

The nipping at the back of the dog it was doing is the typical way a male goose mounts a female goose. It wasn't attacking it was horny!

[PMRoanhouse]

you are now aware that goose wanted to MATE with the dog. It was in goose/dog love!

[Killtodiewtf]

fucking useless dog.

[jeffgorchynski]

@jamienprice He just kept throwing the goose out of the boat. The goose wasn't harmed. The goose was TRYING to harm the dog. You are a fucking pussy who should stay away from the Discovery Channel (pre-2003 when it was actually about Earth and Nature) else you cry like a bitch when an Antelope gets eaten by a Lion.

[proanti1]

@jeffgorchynski You live in Canada... and you are calling someone else a pussy? Haha, fucking retard.

[jeffgorchynski]

@proanti1 Sorry to hear you dropped out of high-school. But on the bright side, you did make it further than anyone else in your family...grade 10!

[tony8999]

Throw in the dog and keep the bird !

[Bumperpegasus]

Poor goose :(

Probably had some bad experience with dogs before.

The dude in the vid handled it awesome though

[limesasquatch]

I bet you could face a prison sentence for animal cruelty in England...

[CodingCypher]

Well behaved dog, but when it pecked at her tail i would of snapped its neck

[FableOfTheRunt]

Twist: the goose lost her 4 sons and 5 daughters to a dog with similar fur.

[lynth]

The dog doesn't do anything!

[proanti1]

"Hurr Durr snap its neck?!!1"

Fucking idiots.

[boondocksaint909]

break its fucking neck

[GeorgiaJde]

"jack come back"



[anmndr]

Just snap the neck and eat it

[dookiefacee]

Probably tryign to protect its nest that you ran over

[wearearepublic]

@dookiefacee - Canadian geese have underwater nests?