he drinks scotch while i watch him...i drink wild turkey while i watch him to make his shit even funnier than what it already is. he is my favorite comedian cause he is so blunt about shit the way it should be
@SecretTimeWarp Because dollars and cents are how to determine how funny someone is, or at least the kind of imbeciles that think that are the ones that enjoy Larry the Cable Idiot.
haha i live in fritch texas, and found out ron white went to my highschool i said who is ron white?....5 min later the whole school stared at me like the new kid
hey people i just turned the channel and this dude was on ,,i didnt find anything fuuny about anything the cocksucker said,,i waited ,just to see if i would laugh,,it didnt happen, a bunch of relentness bullshit about womens bathing suits and cops, that was not funny at all,,and ,,dont he look weird as hell,,if you kill someone in texas we will kill you back ,,ok ,,hows that funny,,thank the world for good comedians
i don't know, i found it funny, how did you not find it funny. yuor obviously taking it to much to heart, lighten up man. if you didn't find it funny, just find another comedian.
Ron White is the only one of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" comedians I like. He isn't a relentless assault of redneck and fart jokes and he is genuine. When he was cited for marijuana possession he didn't try and hide it, he turned it into a joke!
@insaneipods1 No, while your in a bean bag vacuum chair thats had all the air removed. Then you won't be able to move a bit--look up "bean bag vacuum chair" on youtube, you'll see what I mean.
So to him its funny as hell that the name of the fabric protector he uses on his coach is scotch guard and he drinks scotch. Damn I feel like comedy took a million steps in the wrong direction with this crap!
this is like having no humor? Only white comic that makes me laugh is Carlin, besides that Griffin, Chappelle, Rock, Cedric, Rodriguez, Murphy and Pryor are all I enjoy!
@edwinsandovala quality comedy is colorblind. fuck race. every comedian you name is fantastic, & their life experiences due to racial segregation & discrimination surely contributed to their comedic material, however, funny is funny, no matter what. check out ron white drunk in public.... if you don't piss yourself laughing, it won't be because it's not hilarious or because you can't appreciate comedy.... it'll be because you're racist.
"The sign's wrong..." loool a lot of times Ron reminds me of George Carlin. they're not exactly the same, but at a deeper level I think they're very much alike. may be that's why I like Ron White so much.
That's awesome...it should say 'two dogs'! Because his two dogs are over there, hanging out! That's fucking hilarious. Geeeeezus! Why didn't I think of that! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I bet he will be president someday! You people make me sick.
I feel sorry for those that find this crap funny. I know that's most of you, since this video was recommended by a "friend" and I don't belong here. It's sad, this video. See you at the Sarah Palin rally. Oh, wait. You will be there, but I won't. That was about as good as this dude's jokes.
Txs for the email, ya I like it. Every artist has a mission, mine is to piss of the so-called moral society and I love it. They banned again one of my commercial because I said that hookers should have the same rights as politicians, is that wrong??????? Much love to you and stay original
how many first class seats does this flight have?!?! Don't get me wrong, Ron should always fly first class but, only if the flight is at LEAST 4/5 coach.... otherwise just don't bother... book a different flight... c'mon u should know better..... <3
no cigarette/cigar :(
TheCoultermason 1 day ago
I watched this, sitting on a beanbag chair, naked eating cheetos...
coltonh45 1 day ago
The psycho bitches can FLY.
TechnoGenius111010 1 day ago
Nice.
ienjoymasturbating 1 week ago
he drinks scotch while i watch him...i drink wild turkey while i watch him to make his shit even funnier than what it already is. he is my favorite comedian cause he is so blunt about shit the way it should be
MetalheadCuntryBoy 1 week ago
Love Ron and he´s funny attitute. When is he comming to Denmark ?
Mortenhojsager 2 weeks ago
Ron White is the only funny part of the Blue Collar Alleged Comedy Tour.
UberMan5000 1 month ago
@UberMan5000 That must be why Larry makes $250,000 a show.
SecretTimeWarp 1 week ago
@SecretTimeWarp Because dollars and cents are how to determine how funny someone is, or at least the kind of imbeciles that think that are the ones that enjoy Larry the Cable Idiot.
UberMan5000 1 week ago
6:40-6:50 made my entire family lol
TheForeignCanadian 1 month ago
64 people don't have minty breath
diskman3001 1 month ago
62 people took an arrow to the knee
SpicyItaliana 1 month ago
the psycho bitches can fly!
eblangfo 1 month ago
haha i live in fritch texas, and found out ron white went to my highschool i said who is ron white?....5 min later the whole school stared at me like the new kid
tanklesstie 1 month ago
Humorous? Why is it still funny when someone uses profanity? I do not think it adds anything? No originality.
dacastro1 1 month ago
haha
hotglower 2 months ago
hey people i just turned the channel and this dude was on ,,i didnt find anything fuuny about anything the cocksucker said,,i waited ,just to see if i would laugh,,it didnt happen, a bunch of relentness bullshit about womens bathing suits and cops, that was not funny at all,,and ,,dont he look weird as hell,,if you kill someone in texas we will kill you back ,,ok ,,hows that funny,,thank the world for good comedians
southernnarc 2 months ago
@southernnarc Yeah, I was just watching that on CMT television too. I thought all of it was funny though. That was the "Tater Salad" one.
WMsquared 2 months ago
@southernnarc Are you kidding me?
discgolfinrude 2 months ago
@southernnarc
i don't know, i found it funny, how did you not find it funny. yuor obviously taking it to much to heart, lighten up man. if you didn't find it funny, just find another comedian.
Mikkael365 1 month ago
Ron White is the only one of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" comedians I like. He isn't a relentless assault of redneck and fart jokes and he is genuine. When he was cited for marijuana possession he didn't try and hide it, he turned it into a joke!
toolff83 2 months ago
lmao larry the cable idiot
frodude227 2 months ago 44
that crowd was weak
NoDealHowie 3 months ago
Ron White is my daddy :(
MrChadgerald 3 months ago
@MrChadgerald Ron White is my mom.
LiNaK37 2 months ago
WHAT!
lol
thebigfour13 3 months ago
did any of you notice he said Larry the Cable idiot? lol
cgman04 3 months ago 6
@cgman04 no, noone noticed, you're going crazy. and i want some of ron's apple juice!
MrDavidX96 3 months ago
She knows what I like
and I know what she wont do...
lol !
muggi1712 3 months ago
he's friggin funny
yvonneost12 3 months ago
In Ron White's world... Funny stuff only happens on Tuesdays. The rest of the week sucks.
RichMaxwell 3 months ago
hell yeah there is a danger! them phsyco bitches can fly!!!!
4thebonghits 3 months ago 2
"in zero gravity the phsyco bitches can fly!"
TexasMarine45 4 months ago 4
lol
johnnyhaystack 4 months ago
"Punom panem peno, I can never pronounce that word right.... Ottawah." LOL!
jjknight100 4 months ago
Anyone know what song that is that played when he went off?
CDenic 4 months ago
52 people hate America
Trekker1801 5 months ago 24
@Trekker1801 And it looks like 12 of them had a kid!
neoman121 1 month ago 3
the sign's wrong :)
chuck60440 5 months ago
"in zero gravity them psycho bitches can fly!!!"
johnnie420420420420 5 months ago
52 people weigh over 550 pounds
TheMordyS 5 months ago
"I haven't given them to her yet"
TheMordyS 5 months ago
only one from the blue collar guys thats's funny
crisgia 5 months ago
@crisgia
I think the Blue Collar guys go, the less famous you are, the funnier you are.
Larry the Cable guy and Foxworthy aren't as funny as Ron White at all.
heatbucspies55 5 months ago
ron white man
Davros47able 5 months ago
he looks like a lesbian
EdwardPack1988 5 months ago
turns out there's two types of anal...and she was the wrong one!
cj4754 5 months ago 5
Them psycho bitches can fly lol
angelfuturejob 5 months ago
I'm Naked eating Doritos and Drinking Coca-Cola.
AaronBruceLadner 5 months ago
@AaronBruceLadner I'll cut to the chase: would you get off that chair and send me a thousand dollars?
Agent1W 1 month ago
:D
ilovelezlezandryry 6 months ago
The Ron White Anthem - I Like Drink'n :-)
leftynelsoncomic 6 months ago
yeah theres a problem! in zero gravity the psyco bitches can FLY!!! lol
patamon3 6 months ago in playlist funny
Why won't he just drink the scotch??!! it's bothering me!
DUDElookAtDatChick 6 months ago
LOL
I have never been a fan of plastic surgery.
But i have to admit ive had alot of fun playing with these things.
i havent given them to her yet
>.<
TenshiCantSing 6 months ago
it sucks to be a fan of this guy because he's repetitive. he's funny but when you do some research on his jokes you won't find much.
iweargoggles2 6 months ago
@iweargoggles2 And I listen to the same ones over and over and can't get enough of this crazy goof ball!
walk4trot2canter3 6 months ago
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rhyno656 6 months ago
Hey if you like country comedy - check out the pride of Canadian Country Music Comedy - Lefty Nelson
Freddyfender44 6 months ago
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Ron Paul 2012!!
0bamasmama 6 months ago
Love, Love ,Love Ron White
sandrikathy 6 months ago
@insaneipods1 No, while your in a bean bag vacuum chair thats had all the air removed. Then you won't be able to move a bit--look up "bean bag vacuum chair" on youtube, you'll see what I mean.
Fireheart528 6 months ago
You got sperm guard? It's a busy Couch!
ISlapHard 6 months ago 2
@ISlapHard Damn right!
LD7476 6 months ago
You got Vodkaguard?
clutch478 6 months ago
why would anyone watch this if they don't like Ron White? Also, why comment? go watch something else and rag on that.
rednecklover2011 6 months ago
So to him its funny as hell that the name of the fabric protector he uses on his coach is scotch guard and he drinks scotch. Damn I feel like comedy took a million steps in the wrong direction with this crap!
edwinsandovala 6 months ago
@edwinsandovala its observational humor, and when ur drunk, everything is funny
Ir0nF1st924 6 months ago
this is like having no humor? Only white comic that makes me laugh is Carlin, besides that Griffin, Chappelle, Rock, Cedric, Rodriguez, Murphy and Pryor are all I enjoy!
edwinsandovala 6 months ago
@edwinsandovala quality comedy is colorblind. fuck race. every comedian you name is fantastic, & their life experiences due to racial segregation & discrimination surely contributed to their comedic material, however, funny is funny, no matter what. check out ron white drunk in public.... if you don't piss yourself laughing, it won't be because it's not hilarious or because you can't appreciate comedy.... it'll be because you're racist.
jdbankshot 6 months ago
@edwinsandovala If u only listen to a set of comics ur missing OUT!
FrostyStoners 2 months ago
LOL Larry the Cable Idiot.
CCRockit 7 months ago
Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
brnleague99 7 months ago
he kinda looks like elton john right there
breezydirtydirty 7 months ago 3
THE SAHN' SAYS NOOO DOGS
Xoxinwulf 7 months ago
heh Larry the cable idiot
yaoigirl103 7 months ago in playlist Blue Collar Comedy
Hell yeah there are dangers. In a weightless environment, the psycho bitches can fly.
johnrambo55555 7 months ago
Just say it Ron, a BIG FAT FUCK!
Prosthetics511 7 months ago
ron get a haircut !!! lol
deering1134 7 months ago
There's a JFL festival? How come I'm not invited?
Microglia1 8 months ago
I LOVE THE LAST JOKE! LOL!!!!
Mrs100percentMe 8 months ago
RON WHITE LOOKS LIKE AN OVER WEIGHT DAVID BOWIE!!!
NINMILLA009 9 months ago 81
@NINMILLA009
Haha in this video, totally. I'm a huge fan of both, but that's a good observation.
GLITZandGLOOM 9 months ago 2
@NINMILLA009 David Bowie looks like a skinnier Ron White!!!
real4version4videos 4 months ago in playlist More videos from sabcanada
@NINMILLA009 Now I can't get that image out of my head.
donpfeff 4 months ago
@NINMILLA009 ..and i think hes ok with that!
whisperinwindcried67 3 months ago
@NINMILLA009 cannot unsee
Gradygray1 2 months ago
@dionjuneijeh Of course it's the best part of the joke- it's the punchline.....
TurquoiseCowboy 9 months ago
He's the best comedian.
He is extremely intelligent and can have a dirty sense of humor, unbeatable.
Kraizer666 9 months ago
@Kraizer666 George Carlin + Ron White = BEST OLD GUY DUO EVAR.
Nectius 8 months ago 5
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Thumbs up if your your watching this naked eating Cheetos.
TheseShenanigans 9 months ago 138
@TheseShenanigans I'm not eating Cheetos
306farmer 9 months ago
@TheseShenanigans as a matter of fact I am...watching this video sittin in a beanbag chair naked eatin cheetos. Funny you should mention that.
bleedingdragon83 9 months ago
@TheseShenanigans in a bean bag chair. :)
herecomethehawks18 6 months ago
@TheseShenanigans ..........no,.but i'm drinking a beerr and eating cucumbers,lol
tuggers7 6 months ago
@TheseShenanigans lol, close here. Naked eating Bugles :D
Bllackguard666 6 months ago
@TheseShenanigans LOL I've got my beanbag chair all prepped and ready...
DukeFan1971 5 months ago
@TheseShenanigans I wasnt, but now I have to do that...just for laughs
Absolute40k 4 months ago
"Generic Like-Dislike comment."
BlakeChop 10 months ago
"The sign's wrong..." loool a lot of times Ron reminds me of George Carlin. they're not exactly the same, but at a deeper level I think they're very much alike. may be that's why I like Ron White so much.
mardamek1 10 months ago
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LoveiiKalaaj276 10 months ago
once you get to 550lbs....stay home and go for the record hahahaha, this man is classic
freshwes2001 10 months ago
Hell yeah there's a problem in a weightless environment the psycho biches can fly XD
MultiThebigcheese 10 months ago
I think he resembles mitch hedberg a little, dont you? RIP Mitch
abdelmoneim15474 10 months ago
@abdelmoneim15474 Mitch was silly..this guy's a dude.
TheCozybear65 10 months ago
hell yeah! I wanna know ahead of time, gosh darnit!!
dianassonisadorable 10 months ago
damn he got fat
Jackalofdeath 10 months ago
Larry the Cable Idiot haha
bdgalli100 10 months ago
... 46 people are deaf
dragonsnj 11 months ago
"we live in the gigantic house that you guys bought us.." Ron you dah MAN!! LMAO
justchilln6190 11 months ago
The signs wrong!!! hahaha
DkrAz3 11 months ago
46 people just didn't find that funny.
cornelius600 11 months ago
and..larry the kable idiot.
Scubasteve19191 11 months ago 2
He looks like a fat lesbian.
Kyros 11 months ago 2
44 peopel never seen ron white
yeryer25 11 months ago
44 understand life
MrSouthphillyitalian 11 months ago
44 people fail
kevincodyrapp 11 months ago
hell yah theres dangers in a zero gravity enviroment the psco bitches can fly! so funny
bluespy95 11 months ago
FUCK *BEEP* CENSORSHIP! WTF??
XtalMag 11 months ago
i got 43 white people to kill cause this is a white comedian dem black people will think its racist or..............they dont give a shit
ironscream11 11 months ago
Lairy the cable lady?!?!?! XD
painexkoichi 11 months ago
@Bl4ckM4gic037 That's neat. And you're neat.
leftbehindandsour 11 months ago
he's really good. And has anyone noticed that he's a cross between Jack Nicholson and David Bowie?
mtlson 1 year ago
That's awesome...it should say 'two dogs'! Because his two dogs are over there, hanging out! That's fucking hilarious. Geeeeezus! Why didn't I think of that! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I bet he will be president someday! You people make me sick.
leftbehindandsour 1 year ago
@leftbehindandsour .....is that sarcasm ooooor?
Bl4ckM4gic037 1 year ago
@Bl4ckM4gic037 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! You are a bigger dumbass than most commenting on this video!!!! HA! HA HA HA HA!!!! I love it!
leftbehindandsour 1 year ago
@leftbehindandsour lol grow up dude. i was being sarcastic about your sarcasm.
Bl4ckM4gic037 1 year ago
i think that 43 people missed the "this is f**kin awsome" button
ChasinDingos 1 year ago
The people who disliked this is a fuckin retard the best comedian on this planet
xxfoxxymugglexx 1 year ago
Wtf? These Are Practically The Same Jokes From Behavioral Problems. O.o
niggamago 1 year ago
He didnt even finish his drink
WeHateSkating 1 year ago
I feel sorry for those that find this crap funny. I know that's most of you, since this video was recommended by a "friend" and I don't belong here. It's sad, this video. See you at the Sarah Palin rally. Oh, wait. You will be there, but I won't. That was about as good as this dude's jokes.
leftbehindandsour 1 year ago
@leftbehindandsour Hey, if you dont like it, leave. Don't just go talking crap to everyone because thay do like it.
AlterBridgeFan96 1 year ago
@AlterBridgeFan96 Keep trying friend! Spelling is hard, but it's cool! Keep going!
leftbehindandsour 1 year ago
@AlterBridgeFan96 'Thay' do?
leftbehindandsour 1 year ago
@leftbehindandsour Ever heard of a typo?
AlterBridgeFan96 10 months ago
46 people are phsyco bitches who cant fly
starcommand84 10 months ago
@AlterBridgeFan96 No. I haven't.
leftbehindandsour 8 months ago
@bluecookieeater now its 41... alot of ppl messed up
colddking 1 year ago
Larry the cable guy
Calamity538 1 year ago
omg this guy is the funny , i love the part where is says " someone had SHIT in my pants" lmfao for hours
tubebon 1 year ago
best stand up comedian :))
szoszilany 1 year ago
freaking love this guy!!!!
robmans42 1 year ago
Thought Ron was until he started making racist comments about native Americans
dakingpapichulo 1 year ago
What about these idiots who dislike this man!
I´m from sweden and i thinks it´s funny! :P
stanleystar1 1 year ago
Yea in 0 grav the psycho bitch can fly
Tristan1798 1 year ago 73
@Tristan1798 if da syko bich fly mon, so can i :-)
crateos 10 months ago
@Tristan1798 OOOH I thought he said "Sack-o'-bitch can fly" psycho makes more sense though
anduril9969 7 months ago
@Tristan1798 best joke in the whole skit. I'm thankful that on youtube, this comment was the highest voted. good job.
theonlyacid 7 months ago 2
Got tix to see Ron next month. Can't wait. Dis I like ...
jimi2142 1 year ago
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MiNDFREAK371379 1 year ago
its got grease and dirt and what i can only pray to jesus is marange! lol made me fall over laughing
TheVanilleFan 1 year ago
@TheVanilleFan the part about Sluggo eating that golf glove always cracks me up!!! these guys are effin' cool!
Fireheart528 1 year ago
@Fireheart528 Awesomeness!
TheVanilleFan 1 year ago
The sign's wrong!
It should say *2* dogs
hockeyalchemist 1 year ago
the phyco bitchs can fly.
viper10011 1 year ago 2
She knows what I like, I know what she wont do.. xD
HatethisplaceX 1 year ago
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38 550lb.'ers went for the record.
N1njaStarsPWN 1 year ago
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N1njaStarsPWN 1 year ago
those 38 people dont have a fucking scene of humor and should be slaughtered
XXSuperxStonerXX 1 year ago 4
Sure theres a danger, in zero gravity those scico bitches can FLY!
LMFAO!!!
yoshigirl616 1 year ago 3
stay home and go for the record lmao
TheGolemlord 1 year ago
Txs for the email, ya I like it. Every artist has a mission, mine is to piss of the so-called moral society and I love it. They banned again one of my commercial because I said that hookers should have the same rights as politicians, is that wrong??????? Much love to you and stay original
ONLYAMADEUS 1 year ago
wtf now it 37 dumb shits
nunya110 1 year ago
Anybody lnow where I can find the clip where he talks about his dog poopin on the floor and his wife is pissed??
Thanks
cabolisa61 1 year ago
Ron your the fucking MANN!!!
badm08 1 year ago
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he's recycling old old old jokes
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stevemcgranahan 1 year ago
Ron whites dog inspired my username.
sluggo06 1 year ago 2
@6sic6Cody 1 youtuber is creative and original
gokabo7 1 year ago
550 pounds? shouldnt he be classied as "Cargo" and be in the cargo hold?
lshssprings 1 year ago 2
Psycho bitches can fly, lol
saatty1 1 year ago 3
@saatty1 that thought keeps me awake at night
mrjuggalo84 1 year ago
how many first class seats does this flight have?!?! Don't get me wrong, Ron should always fly first class but, only if the flight is at LEAST 4/5 coach.... otherwise just don't bother... book a different flight... c'mon u should know better..... <3
dianassonisadorable 1 year ago
he is to funny hehe crag me up every time ;)=)
37moggi 1 year ago
larry the cable idiot LMAO
artistsandbox 1 year ago
...We got Scotch Guard
Lostie1895 1 year ago
36 people kept playing this video over and over while getting drunk and spillied there drink.... and they used scotch-gaurd on the dislike botton
JakeSullyUSMC 1 year ago
drunk as fuck
loveorhate90210 1 year ago
@loveorhate90210
He's the opposite of Craig Ferguson.
He's funniest when he's drunk!! :P
Ecofreak96 1 year ago
Holy CRAP... Ron White Looks so much like Paul Oakenfold. That's just crazy.....
pvd021 1 year ago
It's fun looking back at old comments & seeing the stale 'missed the like-button' ones.
mybalzurchin 1 year ago