Ron White Just For Laughs

[ienjoymasturbating]

Nice.

[MetalheadCuntryBoy]

he drinks scotch while i watch him...i drink wild turkey while i watch him to make his shit even funnier than what it already is. he is my favorite comedian cause he is so blunt about shit the way it should be

[Mortenhojsager]

Love Ron and he´s funny attitute. When is he comming to Denmark ? 

[UberMan5000]

Ron White is the only funny part of the Blue Collar Alleged Comedy Tour.

[SecretTimeWarp]

@UberMan5000 That must be why Larry makes $250,000 a show.

[UberMan5000]

@SecretTimeWarp Because dollars and cents are how to determine how funny someone is, or at least the kind of imbeciles that think that are the ones that enjoy Larry the Cable Idiot.

[TheForeignCanadian]

6:40-6:50 made my entire family lol

[diskman3001]

64 people don't have minty breath

[SpicyItaliana]

62 people took an arrow to the knee

[zomgpunkins1]

I can't believe someone had the nerve to complain that Ron White was "violating an ordinance" by drinking and smoking in a public place. Are they not familiar with his routine?

[eblangfo]

the psycho bitches can fly!

[tanklesstie]

haha i live in fritch texas, and found out ron white went to my highschool i said who is ron white?....5 min later the whole school stared at me like the new kid

[dacastro1]

Humorous? Why is it still funny when someone uses profanity? I do not think it adds anything? No originality.

[hotglower]

haha



[southernnarc]

hey people i just turned the channel and this dude was on ,,i didnt find anything fuuny about anything the cocksucker said,,i waited ,just to see if i would laugh,,it didnt happen, a bunch of relentness bullshit about womens bathing suits and cops, that was not funny at all,,and ,,dont he look weird as hell,,if you kill someone in texas we will kill you back ,,ok ,,hows that funny,,thank the world for good comedians

[WMsquared]

@southernnarc Yeah, I was just watching that on CMT television too. I thought all of it was funny though. That was the "Tater Salad" one.



[discgolfinrude]

@southernnarc Are you kidding me?

[Mikkael365]

@southernnarc

i don't know, i found it funny, how did you not find it funny. yuor obviously taking it to much to heart, lighten up man. if you didn't find it funny, just find another comedian.

[toolff83]

Ron White is the only one of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" comedians I like. He isn't a relentless assault of redneck and fart jokes and he is genuine. When he was cited for marijuana possession he didn't try and hide it, he turned it into a joke!

[frodude227]

lmao larry the cable idiot

[NoDealHowie]

that crowd was weak

[MrChadgerald]

Ron White is my daddy :(

[LiNaK37]

@MrChadgerald Ron White is my mom.

[thebigfour13]

WHAT!

lol

[cgman04]

did any of you notice he said Larry the Cable idiot? lol

[MrDavidX96]

@cgman04 no, noone noticed, you're going crazy. and i want some of ron's apple juice!

[muggi1712]

She knows what I like

and I know what she wont do...

lol !

[yvonneost12]

he's friggin funny

[RichMaxwell]

In Ron White's world... Funny stuff only happens on Tuesdays. The rest of the week sucks.

[4thebonghits]

hell yeah there is a danger! them phsyco bitches can fly!!!!

[TexasMarine45]

"in zero gravity the phsyco bitches can fly!"

[johnnyhaystack]

lol

[jjknight100]

"Punom panem peno, I can never pronounce that word right.... Ottawah." LOL!

[CDenic]

Anyone know what song that is that played when he went off?

[Trekker1801]

52 people hate America

[neoman121]

@Trekker1801 And it looks like 12 of them had a kid!

[chuck60440]

the sign's wrong :)

[johnnie420420420420]

"in zero gravity them psycho bitches can fly!!!"

[TheMordyS]

52 people weigh over 550 pounds

[TheMordyS]

"I haven't given them to her yet"

[crisgia]

only one from the blue collar guys thats's funny

[heatbucspies55]

@crisgia

I think the Blue Collar guys go, the less famous you are, the funnier you are.

Larry the Cable guy and Foxworthy aren't as funny as Ron White at all.

[Davros47able]

ron white man

[EdwardPack1988]

he looks like a lesbian 

[cj4754]

turns out there's two types of anal...and she was the wrong one!

[angelfuturejob]

Them psycho bitches can fly lol

[AaronBruceLadner]

I'm Naked eating Doritos and Drinking Coca-Cola.

[Agent1W]

@AaronBruceLadner I'll cut to the chase: would you get off that chair and send me a thousand dollars?

[ilovelezlezandryry]

:D

[leftynelsoncomic]

The Ron White Anthem - I Like Drink'n :-)

[patamon3]

yeah theres a problem! in zero gravity the psyco bitches can FLY!!! lol

[DUDElookAtDatChick]

Why won't he just drink the scotch??!! it's bothering me!

[TenshiCantSing]

LOL

I have never been a fan of plastic surgery.

But i have to admit ive had alot of fun playing with these things.

i havent given them to her yet

>.<

[iweargoggles2]

it sucks to be a fan of this guy because he's repetitive. he's funny but when you do some research on his jokes you won't find much.

[walk4trot2canter3]

@iweargoggles2 And I listen to the same ones over and over and can't get enough of this crazy goof ball!

[Freddyfender44]

Hey if you like country comedy - check out the pride of Canadian Country Music Comedy - Lefty Nelson

[sandrikathy]

Love, Love ,Love Ron White

[Fireheart528]

@insaneipods1 No, while your in a bean bag vacuum chair thats had all the air removed. Then you won't be able to move a bit--look up "bean bag vacuum chair" on youtube, you'll see what I mean.

[ISlapHard]

You got sperm guard? It's a busy Couch!

[LD7476]

@ISlapHard Damn right!

[clutch478]

You got Vodkaguard?

[rednecklover2011]

why would anyone watch this if they don't like Ron White? Also, why comment? go watch something else and rag on that.

[edwinsandovala]

So to him its funny as hell that the name of the fabric protector he uses on his coach is scotch guard and he drinks scotch. Damn I feel like comedy took a million steps in the wrong direction with this crap!

[Ir0nF1st924]

@edwinsandovala its observational humor, and when ur drunk, everything is funny

[edwinsandovala]

this is like having no humor? Only white comic that makes me laugh is Carlin, besides that Griffin, Chappelle, Rock, Cedric, Rodriguez, Murphy and Pryor are all I enjoy!

[jdbankshot]

@edwinsandovala quality comedy is colorblind. fuck race. every comedian you name is fantastic, & their life experiences due to racial segregation & discrimination surely contributed to their comedic material, however, funny is funny, no matter what. check out ron white drunk in public.... if you don't piss yourself laughing, it won't be because it's not hilarious or because you can't appreciate comedy.... it'll be because you're racist.

[FrostyStoners]

@edwinsandovala If u only listen to a set of comics ur missing OUT!

[MelissaAnne30]

this dude is fucking AWEsOME!!

[CCRockit]

LOL Larry the Cable Idiot.

[brnleague99]

Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

[breezydirtydirty]

he kinda looks like elton john right there

[Xoxinwulf]

THE SAHN' SAYS NOOO DOGS

[yaoigirl103]

heh Larry the cable idiot

[johnrambo55555]

Hell yeah there are dangers. In a weightless environment, the psycho bitches can fly.

[Prosthetics511]

Just say it Ron, a BIG FAT FUCK!

[deering1134]

ron get a haircut !!! lol

[Microglia1]

There's a JFL festival? How come I'm not invited?

[Mrs100percentMe]

I LOVE THE LAST JOKE! LOL!!!!

[NINMILLA009]

RON WHITE LOOKS LIKE AN OVER WEIGHT DAVID BOWIE!!! 

[GLITZandGLOOM]

@NINMILLA009

Haha in this video, totally. I'm a huge fan of both, but that's a good observation.

[real4version4videos]

@NINMILLA009 David Bowie looks like a skinnier Ron White!!!

[donpfeff]

@NINMILLA009 Now I can't get that image out of my head.

[whisperinwindcried67]

@NINMILLA009 ..and i think hes ok with that!

[Gradygray1]

@NINMILLA009 cannot unsee

[TurquoiseCowboy]

@dionjuneijeh Of course it's the best part of the joke- it's the punchline.....

[Kraizer666]

He's the best comedian.

He is extremely intelligent and can have a dirty sense of humor, unbeatable.

[Nectius]

@Kraizer666 George Carlin + Ron White = BEST OLD GUY DUO EVAR.

[306farmer]

@TheseShenanigans I'm not eating Cheetos

[bleedingdragon83]

@TheseShenanigans as a matter of fact I am...watching this video sittin in a beanbag chair naked eatin cheetos. Funny you should mention that.

[herecomethehawks18]

@TheseShenanigans in a bean bag chair. :)

[tuggers7]

@TheseShenanigans ..........no,.but i'm drinking a beerr and eating cucumbers,lol

[Bllackguard666]

@TheseShenanigans lol, close here. Naked eating Bugles :D

[DukeFan1971]

@TheseShenanigans LOL I've got my beanbag chair all prepped and ready...

[Absolute40k]

@TheseShenanigans I wasnt, but now I have to do that...just for laughs

[BlakeChop]

"Generic Like-Dislike comment."

[mardamek1]

"The sign's wrong..." loool a lot of times Ron reminds me of George Carlin. they're not exactly the same, but at a deeper level I think they're very much alike. may be that's why I like Ron White so much.

[LoveiiKalaaj276]

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[freshwes2001]

once you get to 550lbs....stay home and go for the record hahahaha, this man is classic

[MultiThebigcheese]

Hell yeah there's a problem in a weightless environment the psycho biches can fly XD

[abdelmoneim15474]

I think he resembles mitch hedberg a little, dont you? RIP Mitch

[TheCozybear65]

@abdelmoneim15474 Mitch was silly..this guy's a dude.

[dianassonisadorable]

hell yeah! I wanna know ahead of time, gosh darnit!!

[Jackalofdeath]

damn he got fat

[bdgalli100]

Larry the Cable Idiot haha

[dragonsnj]

... 46 people are deaf

[justchilln6190]

"we live in the gigantic house that you guys bought us.." Ron you dah MAN!! LMAO

[DkrAz3]

The signs wrong!!! hahaha

[cornelius600]

46 people just didn't find that funny.

[Scubasteve19191]

and..larry the kable idiot.

[Kyros]

He looks like a fat lesbian.

[yeryer25]

44 peopel never seen ron white

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

44 understand life

[kevincodyrapp]

44 people fail

[bluespy95]

hell yah theres dangers in a zero gravity enviroment the psco bitches can fly! so funny

[XtalMag]

FUCK *BEEP* CENSORSHIP! WTF??

[ironscream11]

i got 43 white people to kill cause this is a white comedian dem black people will think its racist or..............they dont give a shit

[painexkoichi]

Lairy the cable lady?!?!?! XD

[leftbehindandsour]

@Bl4ckM4gic037 That's neat. And you're neat.

[mtlson]

he's really good. And has anyone noticed that he's a cross between Jack Nicholson and David Bowie?

[leftbehindandsour]

That's awesome...it should say 'two dogs'! Because his two dogs are over there, hanging out! That's fucking hilarious. Geeeeezus! Why didn't I think of that! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! I bet he will be president someday! You people make me sick.

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

@leftbehindandsour .....is that sarcasm ooooor?

[leftbehindandsour]

@Bl4ckM4gic037 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! You are a bigger dumbass than most commenting on this video!!!! HA! HA HA HA HA!!!! I love it!

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

@leftbehindandsour lol grow up dude. i was being sarcastic about your sarcasm.

[ChasinDingos]

i think that 43 people missed the "this is f**kin awsome" button

[xxfoxxymugglexx]

The people who disliked this is a fuckin retard the best comedian on this planet

[niggamago]

Wtf? These Are Practically The Same Jokes From Behavioral Problems. O.o

[WeHateSkating]

He didnt even finish his drink

[leftbehindandsour]

I feel sorry for those that find this crap funny. I know that's most of you, since this video was recommended by a "friend" and I don't belong here. It's sad, this video. See you at the Sarah Palin rally. Oh, wait. You will be there, but I won't. That was about as good as this dude's jokes.

[AlterBridgeFan96]

@leftbehindandsour Hey, if you dont like it, leave. Don't just go talking crap to everyone because thay do like it.

[leftbehindandsour]

@AlterBridgeFan96 Keep trying friend! Spelling is hard, but it's cool! Keep going!

[leftbehindandsour]

@AlterBridgeFan96 'Thay' do?

[AlterBridgeFan96]

@leftbehindandsour Ever heard of a typo?

[starcommand84]

46 people are phsyco bitches who cant fly

[leftbehindandsour]

@AlterBridgeFan96 No. I haven't.

[colddking]

@bluecookieeater now its 41... alot of ppl messed up

[Calamity538]

Larry the cable guy

[tubebon]

omg this guy is the funny , i love the part where is says " someone had SHIT in my pants" lmfao for hours

[szoszilany]

best stand up comedian :))

[robmans42]

freaking love this guy!!!!

[dakingpapichulo]

Thought Ron was until he started making racist comments about native Americans

[stanleystar1]

What about these idiots who dislike this man!

I´m from sweden and i thinks it´s funny! :P

[Tristan1798]

Yea in 0 grav the psycho bitch can fly

[crateos]

@Tristan1798 if da syko bich fly mon, so can i :-)

[anduril9969]

@Tristan1798 OOOH I thought he said "Sack-o'-bitch can fly" psycho makes more sense though

[theonlyacid]

@Tristan1798 best joke in the whole skit. I'm thankful that on youtube, this comment was the highest voted. good job.

[jimi2142]

Got tix to see Ron next month. Can't wait. Dis I like ...

[TheVanilleFan]

its got grease and dirt and what i can only pray to jesus is marange! lol made me fall over laughing

[Fireheart528]

@TheVanilleFan  the part about Sluggo eating that golf glove always cracks me up!!! these guys are effin' cool!

[TheVanilleFan]

@Fireheart528 Awesomeness!

[hockeyalchemist]

The sign's wrong!

It should say  *2* dogs

[viper10011]

the phyco bitchs can fly.

[HatethisplaceX]

She knows what I like, I know what she wont do.. xD

[XXSuperxStonerXX]

those 38 people dont have a fucking scene of humor and should be slaughtered

[yoshigirl616]

Sure theres a danger, in zero gravity those scico bitches can FLY!

LMFAO!!!

[TheGolemlord]

stay home and go for the record lmao

[ONLYAMADEUS]

Txs for the email, ya I like it. Every artist has a mission, mine is to piss of the so-called moral society and I love it. They banned again one of my commercial because I said that hookers should have the same rights as politicians, is that wrong??????? Much love to you and stay original

[nunya110]

wtf now it 37 dumb shits

[cabolisa61]

Anybody lnow where I can find the clip where he talks about his dog poopin on the floor and his wife is pissed??

Thanks

[badm08]

Ron your the fucking MANN!!!

[sluggo06]

Ron whites dog inspired my username.

[gokabo7]

@6sic6Cody 1 youtuber is creative and original

[lshssprings]

550 pounds? shouldnt he be classied as "Cargo" and be in the cargo hold?

[saatty1]

Psycho bitches can fly, lol

[mrjuggalo84]

@saatty1 that thought keeps me awake at night

[dianassonisadorable]

how many first class seats does this flight have?!?! Don't get me wrong, Ron should always fly first class but, only if the flight is at LEAST 4/5 coach.... otherwise just don't bother... book a different flight... c'mon u should know better..... <3

[37moggi]

he is to funny hehe crag me up every time ;)=)

[artistsandbox]

larry the cable idiot LMAO

[Lostie1895]

...We got Scotch Guard

[JakeSullyUSMC]

36 people kept playing this video over and over while getting drunk and spillied there drink.... and they used scotch-gaurd on the dislike botton

[loveorhate90210]

drunk as fuck



[Ecofreak96]

@loveorhate90210

He's the opposite of Craig Ferguson.

He's funniest when he's drunk!! :P

[pvd021]

Holy CRAP... Ron White Looks so much like Paul Oakenfold. That's just crazy.....

[mybalzurchin]

It's fun looking back at old comments & seeing the stale 'missed the like-button' ones.

[cooic]

he puts his drink neer his face alot but dosnt take a sip