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  • I loved the Spotted Dick. The first time I ever heard that, I was like "Whoa, what? What is that? You're eating WHAT?" Too funny.

  • gotta love a good old fashioned cup a tea!! northern accent here people lol XD

  • British food is okay if you are a horse.

  • i haven't had spotted dick for about 18 years , fills ya up nahhh mean.

  • I LOVE FAGGOTS

  • My favorite brit dish is an english breakfast,...... which u can make in any part of the world. So whats the point of British food? LOL

  • @TheSONE4ever just like you can make pasta anywhere in the world, so whats the point in Italian food. :)

  • fuck the british

    

  • @ChoppaBlazin stop speakin my language then, bitch!

  • My favourite English food is Apple pie, yes you heard it right apple pie is as English as banger and mash.

  • The thing about british food is that it's often not done right. Buy it from a supermarket or service station - or even most cafes and you may be seeing it again soon. Go to the Golden Lion in York, and try the bangers and mash there with a good real ale (not chilled - don't knock it until you've tried it), and you will never spout these stereotypes again.

  • British food are God Awful....Fish and Chip is their only decent food,because how could you screw that up>>????

  • @TheChristianRight09 Trust me, you can screw fish and chips up. Royally. And most chippies are past masters at making greasy crap - Just find a good one.

  • @tSp289 oh...

  • @TheChristianRight09 LMAO and you're American? Seriously all your fucking food is sloppy, greasy, unhealthy and disgusting.

  • @TheChristianRight09 by using the wrong oil, or rubbish batter. There are good fish and chip shops and bad ones. My favourite is the Top Deck, East Street, Barking Essex. I think that the owners are Cypriots, I may be wrong, but the plaice and chips is superb. If you go to Barking, take the time to visit the ruins of the Abbey, where William the Conqueror spent time in 1066, and where Captain Cook was married.

  • @harryfaber to be fair, when I was in the UK in 1990 the fish chips were okay..

    ;) Everything is expensive in and near London...

  • @harryfaber There is no good fish and chip shops in the south.The fish and chips in general are crap in England,even in the North.But at least in the north they do mushy peas and gravy.And do not ponce about with the amounts.The fish is rubbish though.Its different in Scotland,we do not eat cod.We eat haddock that is superior.You only get cod if you ask for it.The best fish and chip shops.Are in the smaller towns,were they do monster fish.Blue Lagoon in Glasgow,is pretty good though must admit.

  • @legandrydirk Sometimes, it is about location. The best eating experience I have had with fish and chips was at Cobo Bay, Guernsey. Get the fish & chips wrapped in paper from the fish bar, cross the road, sit on the sea wall and eat watching the sun going down over the Atlantic.

    I prefer plaice or skate to cod, but a nice bit of haddock is good.

  • @harryfaber There is a good chippy in Girven in Ayrshire.Its right on the sea to.The fish is fresh caught that day.Anywhere near the sea should be like that.But its not always the case.I reckon shops just do there best,to get the cheapest deals.So they can make there money.Its really expensive up here now.You can pay a fiver,just for a fish supper.In many places around the country.As they say the fish are dying off.Ayr is on the coast,got one therre.And I was not impressed at all.

  • @legandrydirk It has been a while since I visited Scotland, I was just too blown away by the scenery and the friendliness of the locals to take much notice of the food!

    I wonder if there is a good chippie in Fort William where I can eat and watch the sun go down?

  • @harryfaber I stayed there with friends once.Who live up there,but never got a chippy.I did how ever get one in Avemoore.And it was pretty good,if I remember correctly.

  • @legandrydirk Luls, such obsession and inferiority. Stealing out Food, eat haggis or whatever that shit is.

  • @tdcpm27 Its not Scots who have a chip on there shoulder.Get real we have no obsession or inferiority complex.Some of us had the miss fortune to live in England.So when we eventually come home.We get to realize how amazing Scotland is.And I was talking about chip shops in the north of England.There better than what passes for a chip shop in the south.You lot would not know a decent fish and chip shop.And that is a fact,ask anybody.The first thing they miss in London,is a good chippy like home.

  • Don't forget some amazingly appetizing British food like "faggots in a sauce", "mushy peas" (artificially dyed green), and "chipolatas", which are actually good, but have a disturbingly (sarcasm) non-English-sounding name.

  • "would u like some spotted dick with a side of tea"

  • @kiarules33 That, or how they seem to think "tea" will fix ANYTHING. ("Eee, love, you look terrible!" "Well, me moom [my mother] was just run over by a bus." "Eeh, then have a cuppa with me!")

  • What the hell r u doing talking about No one in England speaks like that ever no one says cuppa thats also very stereotypical Apple pie is actaully English yet the americans seem to think its part of there naitonal dish i suppose they stole it from us like they did with all the other great inventions.

  • @charlieiscool1000 Apple pie IS British, though it's often made with sultanas. I don't recall

    ANY of my comments referencing apple pie, or are you taking this as a place to rant? As far as "stealing", what do you EXPECT people with origins in another country to do? Stop eating what they were used to? By that (il)logic, that means ALL countries colonized from Europe and Filipinos & Japanese (both "stole" great inventions from Americans), all "stole" food from Europe, too...

  • LOL i think u need to calm down or tone it down i had no intention of turning this into a debate or argument your the one whos ranting with the random Capital letters and somewhat angry finger pointing about empires its a well known fact americans stole alot of information on jet engines and never shared it with us despite the fact we invented it along with TV and many other things i know u like too think u rule the world but u dont and i would like too say thank u and goodnight r u canadian.

  • @charlieiscool1000 *I* need to calm down? Interesting. Wasn't it you who started this "discussion"? I personally don't think I own the world. Yes, the British did perfect the first working electronic TV. Yes, I'm Canadian (that's a small, relatively unknown country north of the US.)

  • no-one eats spotted dick in england except people over 850 years old, this video's late.

  • spotted dick is someone with stds

  • what about the sandwich, that's British.

  • @jethropike1964 Exactly! The sandwich is British I think. Apple pie & fish & chips are British. Just because a cake is called 'Spotted Dick' doesn't mean it is a spotty penis! People call people Weiners yet the name was used before it was an 'insult' way before then. I think people are just looking for stupid stuff where there isn't any to make a point. I think it's a bit stupid that they used something with a weird sounding name & not something we eat all the time to make a point..

  • @Rachiejane1 Do you mean wIEners? (As in "sausages from Vienna"?) And names ARE everything, though of course good C of E people will put ANYTHING in their mouths (yes, I know that has another meaning, and yes, I meant it).

  • @shmuli9 No need to be facetious and patronising. Not all English people are Church of England. Are there any other clever comments to come or was that your lot? Seriously, if you are going to try to be clever or sarcastic, at least make an effort...it's embarrassing.

  • @Rachiejane1 Indeed... I wasn't EXACTLY trying to be either clever or sarcastic (either one wouldn't be understood by the people I was addressing), but I know what you mean...

  • I hate how theres tons of British videos all over Youtube trying to put America in a bad light or trying to make people like Britain more. "Reasons not to hate the British"? Rather paranoid title. You never see American videos like this. Oh no, that would be "racist" -_-

  • @Siixy66 You idiot, that doesn't make you racist. Maybe ethnocentric, but not racist. 

  • @Camelfroggullytrap Notice how I said "racist." See how I put it quotations? GJ on not understanding what I meant. I was mocking British people that would call that "racist" and believe me, I've come across some that have. Idiot.

  • @Siixy66 the guy interviewing them is a yank and so is the guys channel. fukin mongtard

  • @scotland1989able I need a nickel for ever how many times I've seen a Britfag on an Anti-American video with their country as their screen name. *Rolls eyes*

  • @Siixy66 how is this anti american? fukin hell u are definetly gay mate. no joke!!! a britfag? im class myself as scottish. i always laff wen i hear a yank callin sum1 a fag haha its ironic. i hav scotland in my name coz i fukin luv being scottish. u wish u wer scottish mate but instead ure fat lazy ignorant yank

  • @scotland1989able This guy has a bunch of anti-American videos that try to make American's look stupid. Am I gay mate? I'm a girl. No, I don't wish I was Scottish...It's like one of the lamest European countries. >.< Learn to spell before you call other people ignorant, Oh wait "u dont care how to spel the rite way coz dis is the faster way mate" That's called ignorance. On another note, I kinda like the name yank. Didn't know it was such a popular word for us. :D

  • @Siixy66 ure a girl haha u have sum issues like. scotland is the best european country it might b one of the poorest and the most violent but its stil the best and always wil b cause i live here. i only call use yanks coz my grandpa used to call use that wen he was stil living, he said u eat beans out of the can wiv ure hands and dont know any1 exists outside yankland unless u want to start a war!!

  • @scotland1989able Scotland is the "best European country" (I'm sure there are SEVERAL European countries who would beg to differ)? Is that why it rains there all the time and the best you can do for a "national food" are such appetizing things as fermented oatmeal juice and "stovies"? A truly WONDERFUL country...

  • @shmuli9 eh......u forgot haggis and deep fried mars bar!!! anyway why are u on a computer shouldnt u be ice fishing or playing ice hockey or doing something with ice lmfao whats good food in canada? moose balls? btw name one country thats better than scotland in anyway shape or form? u cant because there arnt any. ALBA GU BRATH

  • @scotland1989able Deep fried Mars bar - I truly forgot about THAT delicacy (I actually think it's good, but rather high-fat) - the Americans and Canadians have started to do that, too, usually breaded in something... :-) Haggis, I'm not so sure of - it seems a LOT of Scots don't particularly like this... rather like disliking steak and not-well-rinsed kidney pie or not-well-rinsed chitterlings... (Eww to both)...

  • @shmuli9 scottish people dont have a choice on wether or not we like haggis lol. its part of being scottish to eat haggis after uve caught it of course they only have 3 legs but theyre fast at running. i forgot about maple syrup. scotland does have alot of rain but its because we are alot higher up from the eqautor than people realize. we had 22 inches of snow in central and it was -19 for a couple of nights. thier maybe countries hotter but none more patriotic. agreed?

  • @scotland1989able Agreed, definitely about the Scots being extremely patriotic. Oh speaking of the north, when I used to live in the UK, people would always say bizarre things like "it must get very cold in Seattle" to which I'd always answer "well... if you drew a line around the world, Seattle would be 150 km south of Paris". (This is true - why people think Seattle and Vancouver are somewhere near the North Pole is beyond me.)

  • @scotland1989able Hmm... good Canadian food... there are Nanaimo bars and bannock (a REALLY big scone cooked on a fire or on the hob) - both known in the US - , tourtiere (a lowfat meat pie eaten on Christmas Eve), poutine (chips with gravy and cheese), and maple ANYTHING (also well-known in the US)... Countries "better" than Scotland? Hmmm, it depends on what you like - Scotland is nice, but it DOES rain a lot and is cold...

  • @scotland1989able Fuckin'* you* definitely* Britfag is an internet term for Brits, not a homosexual one. But you wouldn't know that since you're so outdated. *Facepalm* laugh* when* someone* have* (How hard is it to put the E at the end?) cause* you're* God, don't say Youtube isn't spelling class because that was just pathetic. 1989? I was born in the 90s and I can spell better. Also, I'm not fat. I'm not even 100 pounds. Now go convert that to tons and be on your way.

  • @Siixy66 i didnt understand half of wot u wer tryin to write in that second message!!! if u wer born in the 90's wot u got 66 in ure name for? is that how many girls youv banged? coz i know how much yank women luv other women. haha why are all the girls dikes in yankland? is it coz the guys go about acting blak and shoutin "yeahhhh" and "wooooh" while drinkin a beer out of a red cup haha

  • never had spotted dick...

  • wtf is spotted dick? (im english)

  • @nEwSoMe93 c'mon, it is on the pudding menu of most pubs

  • holy crap,never tell gordon ramsey british food is shit, he'll go fucking mad lol

  • currants inside it NOT berries on top.......and it's gorgeous!

  • what is spotted dick

  • @dummaday Dessert

  • The state in American with the population with the largest English ancestry is Alabama. Congratulations England.

  • @Silvertrine its actually Utah! Also the overwhelming majority of the founding fathers of America were of English extraction, including Ben Franklin, George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson. So yeah congradulations.

  • @Silvertrine You don't even know your own demographics

  • Keep on your side of the sea, and we will stay on ours. You got that you crooked yellow buck tooth bastard?

  • lol @ 9/11

  • LMFAO at the I.R.A.

  • One day I will join the IRA. XD

  • @GwarSick If you joined the I.R.A there'd be a good chance of you being shot by an Irishmen serving in the British Army... just a thought

  • @GwarSick It's called an Ocean Mate...

  • this video is not the first. It might be an ad from the english tourism department.

  • What a bunch of clueless Yanks. Enjoy your Muslim President Hussein.

  • That "Muslim" US pdt might be one of the best one the world as ever seen. But yeah, wait and see... (Actually Muslim refers only to ppl following Islam, which is a religion, not to ppl having middle eastern middle names. It's a bit like Christians, if you've heard of them, or Buddhists)

  • americans have offered the world such fine cuisine.. hamburgers... fried chicken... all nigger food and now you have a black president. enjoy your muslim, 1-0.

  • Youtube comment FAIL

  • do not make fun of our president. thaT OUR FUCKING JOB

  • once again use your brain before writing....

  • bitch, you're still a servant to a monarchy

    just a buck-toothed slave for your old queen mum

  • If you knew about the history of England, you'd know that we haven't been "slaves to a monarchy" since 1689.

  • im english and ive never had a spotted dick

  • It's basically sponge cake seeped in golden syrup and covered in custard, it's really nice.

  • maby you did but the lights were off.

  • "or some cool guide books" haha <3 this video, canny beat the dry british humor tbh

  • call tea brew please silly yanks

  • i have spotted dick like every sunday

  • i bet you do, i bet you do.

  • i'm english and i've never had "spotted dick". stereotyping is very immature!

  • @HewittLTD

    i think they changing the name now i cnt rember to wat though.

  • @HewittLTD then your not english

  • @HewittLTD what the fuck? Most english people grow up on spotted dick! Its sponge with raisins in it. It was one of our school dinner puddings.

  • @Emzo99 They grow up on spotted dick? I can see how the plague spread so quickly. SHAZAM!

  • @HewittLTD

    it's not stereotyping it's a britsh food. just because you haven't eaten it doesn't mean it should be erased from history.

    stereotyping is when you assume ignorantly everything is one way. there was no implication that all british people eat is spotted dick.

  • yuck

  • who in their rite mind would cut off someone's nuts, fry it and eat it. u gotta be like a weird fag to do that.

  • the irish drink more tea than british

    arabians drink more tea than british

    thats a fact as the middle east is dry no liquor of alcohol so they all drink tea

  • here in the southern united states we are obsessed with tea how the hell can you not like tea?! i dont know why but we are the only americans who like tea....but we drink it iced not hot like the british except on occasion.

  • fish and chips in Carshalton, the best, I COULDN'T BELIVE IT..huge piece of fish, no bones and a splash of vinegar

  • I h8 mash but love bangers

  • You should see the size of my banger then.

  • It has yogurt inside.

  • lol

  • That black girl is FINE, I wanna fuck her; come to England please.

  • No way man you wouldnt want them to move in england it'll fcuk your nation up, trust me lol

  • Hmm too late I think though; too many of them already here. Our government has been taken over and is now controlled by foreigners.

  • yes the same way you white trash europeans bitches fucked up the native country too right?... what a hypocritical piece of shit. newjersey02 go play in your mothers pussy bitch!

  • 00kaza, doesnt ring a bell you sound like a fool.

  • You think blacks are good looking... You make me sick.

    Go on, fuck that chimp in her hairy black ass.

  • Oh, wow; thanks. Seeing that the offer is open, I'll take it.

    I know you REALLY hate other colours and races; so what I'm going to do, is talk about how I WOULD LOVE TO TOUCH AND FUCK HER.

    That girl is so fine, she's so fine she blows my mind; hay black girl! Hay black girl!

    Ok, you get the point.

    Mmmmmmmmmmm, what's that? You think she's pretty too? Well, that is nice of you to say...

    Lol, calm down; go get offended by something else.

    I'm going for a wank now, Tara.

  • Don't worry, I like white girls as much as I do other colours; to me, a pretty girl; is a pretty girl.

    As long as she has a magical personality, and a fine body; I don't complain (personality is blates important).

    Not unless you're talking about the Olsen Twins a few years ago, then; well... DAMN!!!

    Sorry, but I wanna press myself against those skinny, pretty white girls and hug them all day.

    And then romance them, have their babies and fuck them a million times over.

    Mmm. Anyway, caio.

  • keep ur fantasy to urself u homo peice of shit.

  • What, homo?

    What the blazes are you talking about Noobssuckass935; look at your username.

    Go suck some more ass.

    As for me, I've had about 20 wanks over Hannah Montana.

  • kaza that just shows you dont know what LOVE means, it doesnt matter how big a girls ass is, fool.

  • Haa ha, God; people getting offended over YouTube comments; honestly?

  • @jameswsparker

    ROFL, I GAVE A THUMBS UP TO YOUR COMMENT COZ ITS FUNNY AS ME FARTING

    ROFL

  • LOL...reminds me of that bit in A Fish Called Wanda: "England's contribution to world cuisine...The Chip!"

  • Hate tea, love Bangers and mash xD except nobody really calls it that.. Roast dinner FTW!

  • Yorkshire puds and graaaaavy

    can't beat it

  • this is a commercial

  • omfg, spotted dick is great, I was a bit careful at first, but it is super nice!

  • Bloody chaves... xD... I love spotted dick:) But I like Yorkshire oie better:D

  • man chavs are little bitches

    they radther think that they are tough stealing from people radther then getting their lazy asses a job and buying it for themselves

  • whats this got to do with british food?

  • Everything, british food is serious business. Maybe?

  • Actually i like spotted dick, with sainsbury's finest devonshire custard. There are some great British foods,not all which are greasy. However the US has better beef and A&W Root Beer yum yum! I love the the states, Bush has to go though!

  • spotted dick is a pudding with berries on it.

  • We do drink a hell of a lot of tea, it is true... I went to Rome recently and i was screaminf for tea at the end of it. I'm a caffine adict at 17, oh dear... As for spotted dick, ugh...

  • same here no clue what spotted dick is!!!also i never drink tea!!!

  • Same, never had spotted dick :/

    can't beat a bit of tea tho :)

  • I'm english but i hate tea and i've never had 'spotted dick'. o.o i'm curious to know what it tastes like now.

  • noone i know in england has ever eaten or even tasted spotted dick. What a dumbasss stereotype, only old grannies eat spotted dick its just a crappy plain sponge shaped like a bwl with loads of raisins in it ugh. Anyone would think we are all posh and speak like the queen and all ride on big red buses.

    Its like saying all americans eat burgers, french fries and coke all day

  • what do you mean no one has eaten spotted dick, we dont eat it much, but as far as i know most english people like myself have eaten it

  • im english and i have no idea what a spotted dick is and i dont drink loads of tea

  • Everyone rides around on big red buses. its a mean of transport. And unless you speak like a complete and utter chav, the queen doesn't speak so differently to you. But yes, i dont know what spotted dick is.

  • Tea and biscuits are the one.

  • well said! :) i've only ever laughed at the name of spotted dick and due to that i would never try it. one of those things. yuck

  • I've had spotted dick, thought most people would have heard of it at least. Don't really like it though.

  • Have you ever tasted spotted dick?

    Someone should ask monica lewinsky about that one..

  • English food is rite tastyy x

  • has anyone ever had currywurst/ bratwurst with pomsfritts from koln.....the best food ive ever tasted

  • what is a spotted dick?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • There are two types of spotted dick - one is a sponge pudding with sultanas in it, usually served with custard. The other is a penis that has been over used on the kind of unhygenic wenches one might find at a dockyard tavern, which, if left untreated will produce it's own custard.

  • grow up!

  • its the nicest food you can eat

  • There's nothing I like better after a hard day's shooting peasants, than to settle down to roast pheasant and devilled kidneys, with curry ice-cream for pudding. Jellied eels, tripe, black pudding - proper man's food that is.

  • eww

  • dont forget the hogjowl and prickleborne with a side of the blackest coffee ever with burnt toast/sausage/egg/beans/bacon and a pint of bitter

  • Ah, a pint of bitter! Truly the greatest human food ever created. Tanglefoot, Hobgoblin, Old Perculiar, Bishop's Finger, HSB, Black Sheep, Spitfire......bloomin' marvellous. It was these that stopped me emigrating to Australia 10 years ago - that and Australia is unfortunately populated by Australians.

  • Most Americans look as if they've eaten all those larger portions every day of their lives. I've never before in my life seen so many mega whopping sized waddling asses all over the place, all scoffing unhealthy junk food. It really is the Land of the Giants - not upwards - outwards.

  • The British national dish is chicken tikki masala, and it's really yummy - hot and spicy. British food is GREAT! Of the world's top ten restaurants, judged on the quality and variety of food - THREE OF THEM ARE IN BRITAIN.

  • chicken tikka masala? national dish? no fucking way....its nice and everything but nobody can beat a 2 portions of chips, egg/ fried rice and curry with a foster's

  • British food tastes like bland donkey ass. The Germans should have dropped cookbooks on yall motherfuckers! HAHAHAHA

  • lol im english but found that comment pretty funny

  • so did I!

  • lol british food... u jus cant beat the oldies! esp da good ol sunday roast!

  • Spotted dick and custard...delicious.

    He could of mentioned toad in the hole and fagots and gravy..that would of really blown em away

  • I'm british and id rather have a nice indian curry or a spicy mexican disk.. or a turkish kebab, or a italian pizza or a chinese chow mein anyday!

    Out food really is crap!!!

  • I don't think we've had spotted dick for lunch for about 200 years here in Britain.

  • i used to get it for afters at primary school

  • The only time i had spotted dick was at Hallowen,because its basicly congelled blood.

  • Just a note: Not many English people eat spotted dick all that often. However, we do drink a lot of tea! :D I have to admit the Americans do NOT understand how to make tea! I went over there and I was given a bit of warm water, a tea bag and some milk! I need my tea! :(

  • Lol. That must've sucked. I'm an American, but I learned how to make a proper cup of tea from a Book of British Etiquette I got from the library. :D And tea tastes much better when it is made the proper way.

  • I'm English , wtf is a spotted dick

  • LOL ye Im English and I have crumpets and tea for breakfast and Fish and chips for dinner. WTF is this shit.

  • american portions are huge arent they compared to english, and loads of fatty foods yum ... ide like to go to america

  • umm not really mate

  • fuck u