Stalled: A Mexican Standoff

[SC3PT1L3F4N]

Anyone notice the wallet thief was the same guy who voiced York?

[TheUnknownone17]

@SC3PT1L3F4N Yea...

[CCNeverender]

that guy was mopping the same spot for the majority of the video

[shadowconcert]

i do hate to say it but i wish that they could have made him continue peeing after he died, that would have been hilarious.

[Krokonwampir]

3:07 Peee !!

[madman101ish]

bussiness man doesn't give a fuck

[MoronicMiner]

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT CABOOSE

[android19willpwn]

WTF?

[teel115]

Joel must have a bladder of steel to hold all that liquid.

[edjorthebeast]

I put my wallet in the front

[TheLaMoTtE05]

if i was the mexican i would be like ye fuck that i quit....

[scalliwag1999]

Oh my god, Sean Duggan is in this! (Agent New York)

[skiiifreak411]

long ass piss

[StationXXrama]

I love how the business man is listening to The Red Vs Blue album :P

[Sweetest57]

I have auditions for my school one acts and I'm watching this to calm my nerves weird I know but Joel is like an inspiration for me to be an actress so thanks Joel

[Sweetest57]

Caboose noooooooooooooo

[HOPELESSPOWERful]

@heatbball2

[korbinhall]

Pew pew

[345lol345]

caboose is hit

[madnessdexter]

@345lol345 don't worry it's just his toe

[345lol345]

@madnessdexter oh hes fine then

[DukeDanceum]

Why not the rob the business looking guy?

[HOPELESSPOWERful]

How big is Joel's bladder?

[The21Marine]

3:08 joel is he peeing upward

[TR011Z0rLOLZ]

Anyone noticed that the buisness man who walked in was listening to 'I say Ooh?'

[ZERON3XUS]

I like how the "good guy" is robbing Joel ... anyone who robs Joel is NOT a good guy

[jetzio]

Work Mexican work

[micahpharoh]

woulda been funnier if at the end the mexican guy said "What the hell?" in english...

[knightwolf312]

at 3:28 you can see the mugger inhale

[moistight12]

more people need to see this video

[XxSpyyx]

Don't you hate when that happens?

[kx718]

@heteshosuarus that was joel

[heteshosaurus]

.....And the winner of the longest piss award goes toooooo JEFF

[alexg3b]

@heteshosaurus lmao you didn't even spell Goeff's name right

[NuggetSandwich]

@alexg3b You didn't spell Geoff's name right either... ''goeff''

[alexg3b]

@NuggetSandwich lmao yah, i was i wouldn't do that

[SC3PT1L3F4N]

@heteshosaurus That's Joel, not Geoff.

[jealp666]

@SC3PT1L3F4N Geoff voices Grif Joel Voices Caboose.... but who is doughnut?

[godzillaking819]

oh my god oh my god pssssssssssssssss oh my....

[dreadeddan93]

That as to have been the longest piss. ever. Of all time

[AregonAres]

@dreadeddan93 No, My Dog Beaten Him

[ReelzPro0104]

Daily life of a Janitor.

[tideray]

i need to pee now

[jaa93997]

Curious that no single mexican has ever heard of such a thing as a mexican standoff

[BIGBEART8]

Mexicans are hard workers man.

[121137az1]

2:39 I Say ooh is the song that guy is listening to lol

[MrKingpanda69]

joel stops peeing like 5 times

[Grishaatwar]

Eating my soup; at the half of it in the moment; one more video then.

[TheKiingkiller]

oh my god there's blood and piss every were it's like my sixteenth birthday all over again.

[TheThomas13]

@Ih4z1337skillz joel, the one who is peeing

[Ih4z1337skillz]

Which one is RooserTeeth?

[SLFChow]

@Ih4z1337skillz RoosterTeeth is a company, not a person.

[SLFChow]

R I Pee Joel... LOOLOL

[D4RKH34R7R1S1N6]

Yeah, Reservoir Dogs style!

[FistyMcBfPunch]

Whats the song at the end



[shagoosty]

@FistyMcBfPunch An original song by Rooster Teeth.

[moondog660]

oh, hes a mexican? lol

coolest janitor evar!

[JerryTheSpartan]

Why is joel the only original RT guy in the shorts now?

[lancirmisolen]

@JerryTheSpartan honestly i have no sources or "insider" info but its probably because achievement hunter took off so geoff and jack are always busy..burnie runs the company so hes always busy...and honestly i think this is why joel was hired.

[WilliamMistak]

@lancirmisolen Joel has been "hired" since the creation of the show Red vs Blue in 2001; the show is the reason why RoosterTeeth exists. He's also the one with actual acting experience.

[lancirmisolen]

@JerryTheSpartan ignore what i said about joel i forgot about his R v B stuff....

[xXhellassasinXx]

@JerryTheSpartan according to a podcast "#113 i think" joel had his entire carrer acting so he is the go to guy in shorts with gus and everybody else come when the chance comes i gusse

[shagoosty]

@JerryTheSpartan Because Joel is the only real actor.

[888jchung]

@JerryTheSpartan It's because he has acting experience so he's the best man for acting.

[MegaJordan626]

Uhhh when he is dead he is zipped up wasn't he just peeing lol I'm not gay just funny magic lol

[IceCreamAndBullets]

Joel has so many hinderances. Wierd pants, not a straight shooter, back problems... *sigh*

[Malimeezy]

is this the longest piss evar?!?!?

[heatbball2]

CABOOSE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[scalliwag1999]

@heatbball2 YORK! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[JoeRobot17]

how does he pee for so long!?

[MrRaymaster8]

@JoeRobot17 he said he was nervouse

[mcgoo721]

I keep my wallet in the front too. Also cop had poor trigger discipline.

[Nachobrown24]

At 3:08 u can see the pee

[flyingpig74]

3:19 man period

[Blacknred420]

3:05 Joel is still peeing lol

[CarbonPaste]

Joel is ridiculously handsome.

[SheerBl1ss]

just another day in america :P

[lord1mibs]

it looks like a scene from desperado.....

[GGhamma5]

hehe did anyone else notice him peeing up at 3:08-3:10

[PaidInBoredom]

Did anyone else notice that the business man was listening to I Say Ooh the running gag song from the RT Shorts and not Falling Towards The Sky :3

[HIIMCAPSLOCK]

Is the cop the same guy who plays Andy?

[MotenKmill]

Did anybody notice that the business guy that walked in was listening to falling towards the sky? The song in the episode of RvB where they jump off the building.

[hernan3291]

this made me pee

[UnholyImport]

This was funny

[Thegrandhighoracle]

@UnholyImport 6,552 people disagree

[Banjokazooiemaster]

That's why I don't use urinals.

[MarksmanOfDeath]

Because alot of janitors are Mexicans. My school janitor is

[713Meza]

Why did they have a mexican cleaning why you it be a white boy or something huh no it gots to be a mexican

[simpsonfan13]

@713Meza Not sure if srs.

[SaltShakerz93]

i keep my wallet in the front pocket to prevent any pickpocketing it packed areas...like the train on weekends.

[CoolnessUnlimited]

I'm not... I'm not a straight shooter. xD

[jo64on]

joel was taking a pee, then he pee'd himself scared when the gun was put to his back, then he pee'd in relive there was a polive man there, in other words, he pee'd himself, just he had the luck to be at a position where there was no pee on his own body :)

[TheRockybbaa]

Did they actualy die

[zenREAPER3]

@TheRockybbaa Yes they did.. It was all over the news

[CoolnessUnlimited]

LOL joel pee'd exactly 3 minutes long xD

[Samocoptor]

It's funny, Joels zipper magically did itself up.

[trevdog112]

I wouldve gone fuck me i quit

[lucashawkeye]

Aw crap i have to clean the floor again

[noname12327]

@lucashawkeye atari kid is longer

[566kingston]

longest short ever -___-

[ElectricBLueBRY]

@ 3:20 you can see the lump in Joel's pants where his wallet is

[blackopsoldschool]

r u kidding me



[888jchung]

He was peeing when he was born and he was still peeing when he died.

R.I.P Joel.

[luigimario2008]

@MRWOODMANSEE ur a complete asshole the world needs to get rid of racist assholes like u

[SpecialOperations935]

@angadmishr At least I am set in the world, unlike you, who at most would have a low end job in a small business. I may be a douche, but what does it matter when I can buy my happiness?

[SpecialOperations935]

@angadmishr And If I want to enjoy the video and not waste my time looking for a completely irrelevant comment? Call someone an idiot after you graduate from Harvard.

[AirshdOw]

thats some long pee

[whitytupac]

for a minute there, i thought the guy in the suit was alec baldwin that walked in

[BurningShisnos]

Joel wins the biggest bladder award

[SpecialOperations935]

. . . I don't want to scroll and see what MRWOODMANSEE wrote -_-

[MrHalojman]

pause at 3:14 XD ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[12doubleu]

I'm a good guy now give me your money

[sjslockit11]

Lol pause at 1:10 look at there faces

[Yceb0x]

I keep my wallet in my front pocket!

[brattyHunter1]

How long does it take for Joel to piss

[ModderWarfare2]

the janitors like" i dont get paid enough for this shit!"

[DrathamusGaming]

How was Joel's pants zipped back up when he's laying down on the floor? =O

[SLFChow]

how does he freakin piss so much??

[xXalbatros1000Xx]

lol

[fisty23able]

ipod song was i sayy ohh i think :)

[kramidor97]

in mexico its just called a stand off

[warhawk9566]

@Deaththrea10 apparently joel does

[xxmrbunsxx]

Mexivans!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! Jk.

[Doom1227]

some how Brandon will be blamed for this

[DeadAngelClanTV]

3:14 JIZZ IN MY PANTZ

[leafninja124]

And not one single fuck was given that day.

[SuperR3DN3Ck]

I love how the first person to pull out his gun is Sean Duggan and he plays York and the Cop with the gun said "Put both your hands where I can see them unless you want to lose your eye" Great reference :D

[CIABLACKOP]

that....was messed up

[legoeggo1518]

worst death, on the toilet.

[d4bl4h]

Jesus, that was a pretty dark turn at the end there

[Desh681]

3:23 - just another day at the office...

[tomodon1]

ok it would have been funny if joel kept peeing even when he was dead and how was pants zipped up

[fufufuaru]

aaaand another long day at work.

stupid blood.

[eatdirt50]

lol the bussiness man was listening to "I say ohh"

[RvBBOY842]

York and Caboose... LOL...

[WarMechien]

That's a fucked up way to die. Being killed while taking a piss.

[xrayluxray]

Yorks a good man :) He doesnt stereotype

[dks2398]

Caboose was held hostage by Agent York

[OnlyCLOSEcombat]

ahhhh...now i have to find MRWOODMANSEE's comment....

[Yceb0x]

@OnlyCLOSEcombat Click 'see all' [comments], press "ctrl + F", type in his username, watch the magic happen.

[mikeyd2tall]

hey thats york! :D also known as Sean Duggan

[757killer757]

who is the police dude ?

[gBen10AlienForce]

lol, the guy's listening to I say ooh.

[gBen10AlienForce]

comprehendo. Lol. 

[gBen10AlienForce]

comprehendo. Lol.

[monkeywrenchfire]

whoa peeing for 3:57 that has to be a record

[BeatleBoy1235]

who noticed joels dick at 1:00

[PcGameHunter]

Poor Mexican :(

[MrKungFuChris]

lol joel was held at gunpoint by york

[BeerInCar]

@MrKungFuChris

And Caboose never met York.

[MrSuperman1177]

this is why janitors should be paid more

[Rampertshammer]

ok, everyone look up the meaning of the word: overreact.

[Xxslipknotguy13xX]

great. Now i gotta find MRWOODMANSEE's comment

[shane1637]

@Xxslipknotguy13xX Stop being fucking retarded, CLICK VIEW ALL COMMENTS, CONTROL+F AND TYPE IN HIS FUCKING NAME YOU DUMB LITTLE FAT CUNT.

[zooyorkdie11]

i just realized when he dies his pants are zipped up

[TheMenu2346]

At the end the janitor is like Dammit! Not again! This happens way too much in my country and here.

[drunkmxrider2]

How did Joels pants get zipped up at the end?

[RockBandTuber96]

I was playing the video while it wasn't finished buffering and it was really awkward to see Joel's face at 1:02.

[WickedNavajo]

Thumbs up if you can pee for more than a minute at a time without interruption.

[laifalbert]

3:08 to see a stream of piss coming flying up in the air.

[EZIUMsProductions]

wow, that mop was actually doing something towards the end

[skillz6591]

did caboose just die? oh no!

[pitba1]

rooster teeth must be realy pround jonny english stole this seen in a way

[Sitashi13]

3:20 The guy is missing his left hand. Then it's back at the end. :)

[haloman1319]

I love how the janitor looks like fuck I have to clean all of this

[hassan1148]

i thought i'd need to look for mrwoodmansee's comment but when i checked the next page i found out that he is indeed a racist -.-

[shane1637]

@hassan1148 Why didn't you click view all comments and control+F and type in his name?

[MultiLightining]

And to this day the corpse of Joel is still peeing...not straight of course.

[YellowBrickish]

Lol

[XPvtCabooseX]

CABOOSE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sarge: Yowzah! Looks like the Blue guy just pissed himself and got shot.

Grif: Hey, speaking of pissing ourselves, we should see if the Blues have any beer around here.

[mckeeca93]

CABOOSE! NOOOOOOO!.....lol I love the janitor at the end. He's like "F*** now I have to clean this up."