HOW TO BE A CHOLO & HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE GAY!! Diaries of a Vato Loco (Episode 4)

[MrElguero]

dam homie good job on the video , im gay myself

[javimontar]

Wow !!!! this guy is good.. I was just doing some research because I meet this cute cholo and claim to be out. I never knew cholos where excepting thats why jajaja . But hey guys like this one are down to earth and jst awesome. Thanks for the vid dude.

Keep Spreading the love Dude

Mucho amor

[louiesc27]

Dude ..... First scrap to admit he's bi curious props to you vato!

[mrcrazydude1able]

Suck

[lediable76]

this homothug vato obviously did some crazy time and got turned out by butt pirates...



[lediable76]

masputo...lol..it's your gay cholo right...but nevertheless, maspoot

[onysak88]

Nice video man, i myself is Bi but i'm afraid to tell my pops to tell him i got a boi but it sucks because of macho fathers...

[Erogyn]

Hey man.. you have great sense of humor and a way with words. Stay cool.

[israelposh]

Puppet i wanna marry you, lol u so fucking sexy from Joe the cholo lover, stay hard papi!!! much love!!!

[LOVEAGENT7]

GREAT VIDEO !

[covenben]

Yeah, Human-Beans.....Homie.

[Sextorator]

sounds like you had a lot of prison sex

[Sextorator]

you all know that he fakes the latino accent right?

[atios03]

awesome video!!!!!

[db35m]

...you talk with voice of experience...you are an example of Gay Pride.....

[Domgall90]

you are the bomb! coolest guy ever im proud that you have an open mind im impressed and i love u! my hero!

[spookydakilla]

lol luv this thanks for da surport

[tvalvi99]

Home boy, you are awesome!!! i'm gonna pick you up in my 64 Impala and we're going to go cruising in Whitter

You rock!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@tvalvi99 Thats right vato and hit 3 wheel motion for me!!!

[BrenTheGorgeous]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA I aint latino, I aint a gang member but I connect with you as a gay man, you are hilarious, Subbed XD

[4659SAINT]

I think you were great. thanks for the video. now i feel that their is hope for me to come out now without fear. keep up the good vibes.

[JizCuzYouCan]

Dam xD

Funny as Nikka xD

:3

[Tanilu1]

Aw! Your accent makes me miss LA sooo bad! Well said, We need to stay out of people's business!

[91harleyquinn]

LMFAOOOOO XD Hella funny!

[JekNHydezGem]

I Really enjoyed this video !!! WELL SAID !!! LuvIzLuv Check out my channel Enjoy your day

[horalepues]

How can I get a hold of PUPPET? Im a writer looking to produce this fool

[transahusl1]

Haha funny vato but every thing u said waz true it waz funn y cuz when your like I knew u were gay my cuz turn around

[gothheart13]

This was one of the best videos that I have ever seen for Gays. You cam obviously tell this man is more educated they he pro-sways to be.. But over all thank you for standing up and being a voice for some people like my self that just can't. I'm a marine and just got back from afghan and still the most fearful times in my life are standing up for who I am. So thank you

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@gothheart13 DUDE UR WELCOME!!! I TRULY APPRECIATE UR COMMENT, AND LET ME JUST SAY THANK YOU TO YOU.. FOR IF IT WASN'T FOR OUR ARM FORCES WE AMERICANS COULD NOT ENJOY THE FREEDOMS WE NOW HAVE!!! SO I TIP MY HAT OFF TO YOU SIR!!! BE YOUR SELF ITS YOUR JOB AND UR JOB ONLY TO MAKE YOUR SELF HAPPY!!!

[johhnyfasnazzy]

chester the molester

[cnunezxxx]

BRAVOOOO! Me encanto la expresion



[mrjlo909]

LOL THIS IS 2 FUNNY...AND DONE WITH RESPECT 2 THE GAYS...

2 THUMBS UP FOR SHOWING OFF THE "IE" FREEWAYS AND THE WESTSIDE OF S.B.

[careditor]

Funny stuff...two thumbs up.

[Chotahater]

Interesting character to put on to make these points stick more than if you used a "serious" style. Oh, and no, I don't hate the chota. Just like your "un-serious" cholo character, it's ironic. It's clear that you know more than your character makes it seem. Also, vergazo...Damn that was hilarious.

[demonethagreat]

i like the way he said RRRight...

[josiieruiz03]

hahahah



[maripositaamor]

ijo de la chingada. ta bien chulo este guey. jaja. ademas ta chiztosote.

[flounderization]

this is shit is gold, and the stereotypes yo uuse are hilarious i just subscribed. love this shit bout the cops funny as shit

[villad69]

LMFAO HEY TELL YOUR HOMIE HE IS GAY

[candygirl050792]

lmfaooo love it!

[Muz1kXPlay]

stop bein racist n ignorant if u dont like this video then go watch sumtin else i cant believe how stupid sum ppl are

[SurenoCockSwallower]

your a fucking beaner who cares what u say? just cut my grass fagot.

[mrblueloveme1]

Is he gay????

[verynice420]

were they these 2 cholos in the bath tub LOL!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

chupas pinche guey!!! look homie if you're so smart you punk bitch then get the fuck off this video!! it looks to me like u have a thing for me but ur trying to convince urself that ur not gay!!!

[AveolarD]

vato, puto, pendeojo, mijo, cha cha , shit shit, ca ca.  all of this beaner talk. STFU.

[AveolarD]

real gay

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@AveolarD yea and ur real pathetic buddy what a lame vato!!! just needs some one to conversate with him.....

[Numba1boxa]

hey culo pinche dick licker la verga get off my dick ese and hop on ur dads fuck face wannabe piece of shit ahaha

[DMBL4KJAK]

Califas LA, hell yea homes

[sumchiconthenet]

haha man you are funny

[BbyBoi86]

Ahahahaha! Este wey... shit this foo is funny xD

[AveolarD]

this is the result of someone who has not finished high school. dude, you are gay.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@AveolarD So what does that make you buddy if ur watching? R u trying to take pointers on how to accomplish ur gay calling in life? Or maybe ur the one i was referring to when i say ur trapped in the closet...... hummmmmm..... pinche studi-es!!!!!

[AveolarD]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA makes me straight and educated.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@AveolarD Oh Si Muy CHINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BbyBoi86]

@AveolarD Yeah bro i didnt finish higschool either. i have a job place to live.. so what that suppose to make me gay cus i didnt finish highschool? n do be an ass either i know lotta cholos out there who finish highschool n the ones that didnt finish either in jail or dead so shut ur fkin mouth be4 writting down some bullshit like this.

[AveolarD]

@BbyBoi86 poor thang!

[BbyBoi86]

@AveolarD lol ur a prick... bet u anything face to face agachas la pinche cara puto.

[AveolarD]

@BbyBoi86 jare you a gang banger? typical remark!

[BbyBoi86]

@AveolarD lol nope

[AveolarD]

@BbyBoi86 are you sure?

[BbyBoi86]

@AveolarD looks like u wanna have a convo now lol xD

[AveolarD]

@BbyBoi86 - not really! nice try though!

[BbyBoi86]

@AveolarD yeah ima stop then before either of us keep goin lol

[AveolarD]

@BbyBoi86 good for you

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@AveolarD Hey if your so educated why r u still here posting and indulging us stupid people???

[AveolarD]

epiphany? was that your epiphany?

[laloinpalmsprings]

wow who are you! you are a amazing smart man ,

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@laloinpalmsprings  thanks i think so 2

[PacoHammad]

rofl! rofl! hahahahahahahahahahaha



[PacoHammad]

EPIC!!! jajajajaja

fuck deez pinchis who don't rezpekt diz! ROFL... GREAT VIDEO

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@PacoHammad THX big dogg i fucking appreciate ur comments Brother!!!!! My new episode is coming next weekend called Puppet and Chonchis get in an arguement....

[PacoHammad]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA : ok holmes, hay te Guacho... I'll make sure 2 chek out yor upcoming vids. I'll spread da word in da " barrio" and in da pinta to check out yo comedy. later carnal. u iz funnier dan deez pinche chanatez on TV ... jajajajajajaj orale. later

[Numba1boxa]

ey u have alittle penis cus ur white"

lmao

[PacoHammad]

@Numba1boxa : hey puto, culero... ur name is "Numba" <--- datz a cum-farter name!!! jajajaja

No need 2b in da clozet holmes. Tell U what... I'll hook U up wit muh homie "Chuco"... he jest got out da pinta and iz lookin fo sum fresh tite ass. In ur PM joo told me U like a 69 wit chanatez ... have sum sense of humor vato.... it will help U out wen Thai-Roan iz pipin' yo colon deeeeep wit da Meat Whistle in yo ass. jajajajajaja

[Mr6snoopy9]

hook me up with ur homie vato lol this foo i love ur fucking video homie latez foo alrato

[CausalObserver74]

<~~~~Man Hole Escavatore

[indio4u1979]

Lmao I freaking love it

[iTech4Fun]

Wow, you are so funny! Liked your video. You are talented.

[morfeomxhk]

jajajajajaja que cagado es este compita jajajajaja

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@morfeomxhk Jess!!! But I'm not gay homes!!! lolol

[morfeomxhk]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA

I know, sigue asi estan chingones tus videos un saludo desde mexico ;)

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@morfeomxhk saludos y amistades des de Califas!!!!

[mi3niz3]

bone smuggler hahahaha

[nexonsrobot]

I like PB&J but I wont take a bj from a guy

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@nexonsrobot I love my gays but i wouldnt take a bj from a guy either i like fish tacos!!!!

[nexonsrobot]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA ha ha me 2

[drbaker4]

Amazing video. I'm gay and white and have never laughed so hard I'm my life!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@drbaker4 It pleases me that I was able to make u laugh!!!

[AndJaiRodOff]

Hilarious shyt bro'

[toohache]

this has got to be the one of the funniest videos i've seen in ages......Im latino and openly gay not a flammer but yes an hombre lover......to you my hilarious puppet my mantra -dont act straight be a real man- you were great my hat is off to you.......y arriba las nalgas the best line

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@toohache Man thank you very much I really appreciate ur comment!!!! XD

[gdub619]

YOUR HELLA FINE PAPI

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@gdub619 Gracias!!!! I try... j/k XD

[gdub619]

YOUR HELLA FINE PAPI

[XSurenaEzaWicked3]

Arriba lasz nalgasz xD lmfao

[irene2641257]

Haha Except With A Rashy Ass

[ankh4ankh]

casate conmigo wey

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@ankh4ankh No me pega mi esposa guey!!! lol...

[ashleyyrose13]

Soo true homes

[partsman26able]

this is hilarious man! you should be on Comedy Central or something. you got talent! and for those you doubting, the U.S.A. is a mentality and an idea not a physical thing.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@partsman26able From ur lips to God's ears!!!

[EvilFingers]

ROFLMAO, gotta love the Sland Terms, theyre Fuckin Hilarious!

And no I aint Gay...Im a Professional Cunnilinguist that the Ladies Love with a Passion.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@EvilFingers LOLOL.. you feel me?

[OfficialMizDiimplesz]

hella funny lmao xD n soo truee

[LordExarKun]

Love ya cabrón. (But Im' not gay.)

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@LordExarKun Much love to you Vato!!! ( Yea but no Gay Shit Homes I'm a Vaginatarrian!!!!)

[ivantheartist]

wow are you gay youd be a top

lol!!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@ivantheartist No I think I would be a switch hitter!!!!!! lol!!!

[eltraketo1]

callate el hocico cabron puto cholo putito ! hable espanol puto o k te cres americano? .. jajaja PUTO!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@eltraketo1 C'mon, 100% Americano y nacido aqui pinche guey!!!

[eltraketo1]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA AMERICANO JAJAJAJAAA PINCHE NACO GUEY POR GUEYES COMO TU LA GENTE NO NOS KIERE POR SENTIRTE LO K NO SOMOS GUEY YO NACI AKI PERO SOY MAS MEXICANO K NADA MI COLOR HABLA POR MI Y POR TI TAMBIEN!!!!!!!

[MindBlazer21]

@eltraketo1 Yes fool, that is correct. Even if the homie Puppet was born in Mexico (which is not the case) he'd still be an american, because America is the whole continent. And since you're too proud bragging about being "more mexican" (authentic) than him you should have heard that before on a Tigres del Norte song.

And stop lying fool you weren't born here, and if you were then you just were born here and raised in Mexico 'cause is obvious that you don't know and don't respect our Chicano

[MindBlazer21]

@eltraketo1 culture, which probably has more love for Mexico than all those putos like you, that wear Abercrombie and whitie brands, trying to behave like whites.

The homie here has talent, that's something you should be proud. Proud of your own people whether they are Chicanos, Mexicans, Indigenous or any other minority.

But apparently you are more concerned about what the whites think of you.

You even talk about "color" Have you ever heard of Brown Pride puto?

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@MindBlazer21 I'm fucking glad and proud that you understand me mindblazer21 and you're not ignorant like these 2 dumb shits eltraketo and shorty13otm.... Being an American doesn't change or make me less of a Mexican and it doesn't make me white either. But because I'm an American all of the sudden I'm a sell out? I'm proud of where I was born (U.S.A.) and where my cultura comes from (Mexico, Aztecs, Yakis, Mayans, and for dumb motherfuckers that don't know Spain!!!!)...

[Svperstarr]

@MindBlazer21 What you are basically saying is Mexican people have to dress in a stereotypical "cholo" style or they are not really mexican. I bet you dropped out of high school too? What if a Mexican person goes to college. Are they not Mexican anymore?

[MindBlazer21]

@Svperstarr What I'm saying is: Mexicans should try to support their own, regardless of their lifestyle, religion, social status, etc. The other remarks I made about "abercrombie and whitie brands" were just to send out of here the ignorant fucker who was talking shit to Puppet. And no I didn't drop out of high school, sorry to disappoint you. A Mexican is still a Mexican only if he respects first and foremost his own people, by the way I do go to college wearing dickies, flannels and locs.

[Svperstarr]

@MindBlazer21 So basically if you are Mexican you HAVE to wear dickies, flannels, and locs or you are not a "real mexican". That sounds very racist to me. Telling mexican people how they have to dress.

So if you are black you have to wear baggy hiphop clothes and air jordans? What to white people have to wear?

[MindBlazer21]

@Svperstarr Racism= discrimination based on race. I don't see how one can be "racist" when judging attires, hahaha. But since you claim to be so smart, you should go to your library and read a book on semantics.

When I say we chicanos look good wearing flannels and locs, it's because of tradition and because I'm sort of an ethnic fashionist, you know?

By the way, I just looked in your channel, you just commented on a video titled: Man shhots 5 year old girl in the face for revenge.

[MindBlazer21]

@Svperstarr and you wrote this: "When will fat white woman learn to stop dating these black animals. They are not human beings. They cannot think, cannot spell, cannot do anything but "keep it real" and commit crimes and violence. "

Do you still want to give me a lesson on tolerance, ethics and diversity?

[MrSinister84]

@MindBlazer21

It shouldn't matter what you wear, Abercrombie or over sized dickie pants and flannel shirts. You and everybody represent themselves first and always. Be proud of your culture but be your own person too. Because your white doesn't mean you have to wear Abercrombie and if your latino you don't have to wear dickie's and flannel shirts. Have pride in yourself and don't be concerned what anybody thinks you should or shouldn't wear because of your race.

[shorty13otm]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA what in the fuck you said in you video que eres mexicano ya este compa le dices que 100 americano fuck that shit homie

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@shorty13otm American Is any fucking race pendejo!!!! That just means Im born here Fucking Douch Bag!!!

[shorty13otm]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA chinga tu madre pinche chicanito de mierda

[sKrapZ1aRe4Gay]

Yea like all the $KRapZ. I kNow wat uR $ayiN......Dirty $KRapZ.::

[mikejunior219]

I go to a highschool where there's 80% percent of latinos and of course every day I hear them conversate every day of the week . I heard a latino repeating the word chizmoso , and i asked him what i meant, and he said it meant someone is a "snitch". Is that correct?

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@mikejunior219 well it has dual meaning chizmoso can be a snitch or a very nosey person.

[LordExarKun]

@mikejunior219 Just sayin', it's "chiSmoso" and yeah, it's a nosey, gossipy person.

[FogBuffy]

a rashy ass? is that what you said? haha

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@FogBuffy yea I did....

[tintrungle]

OMFG I love you , well u deserve nomination fro best video of the year !!!!!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@tintrungle Thank you im glad you liked my video!!!

[moldovadevil95]

cool vidz.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@moldovadevil95 thank you very much loco!!!

[AaronSanDiego]

This just made my year!!! AyDiosMio! 

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@AaronSanDiego thank you and u just made my day!!!

[19ccj65]

Well, alright, Puppet!

[GodHatesFAQS]

Best damn "it gets better video" I've seen yet!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@GodHatesFAQS thank you very much!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@GodHatesFAQS thank you very much!!

[7LARC]

Mis respetos cabron... lotta truth thrown w a lot of humor!. Thx for makin this video.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@7LARC no thank you for watching!!

[Ricorey]

Puppet you are brillinat and you should turn this into a television program. You have a talent as a comedian/actor. Love the music ese. Reminds of the days.

I am from Lincoln Heights/Alpine/Clover.

Whoops, I think I just limped my wrist.

Orale, vato.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@Ricorey from your mouth to Gods ears bro!!!

[Pilgrim812]

Hilarious! And quite true.

[gomezmiguel]

Dude. You're talented, and fucking brilliant. This video was needed, especially now with all the shit that's happening.

You need your own talk show.

[silverlakeshine]

jajajajajaja

"arriba las nalgas"

[davids1129]

ku, funny shit

[TReggieB]

Great Video

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@TReggieB thank you...

[ny007ny]

Cool sh*t.

[MrsGuera323]

Hey what's Up... I would love to have a conversation with you.... So hit me up Baby...

[filpablo]

puppet bruh change the hat ese... get an A's or maybe LA cap!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@filpablo i do have an LA hat bro in the lady gaga parody at the end....

[Cheddar323]

Lol @ orale arriba las nalgas! that shit was comedy homey! hey let me know if you ever need a rap song for one of your videos I'll try my best to come up with something fa show.