Jesse Ventura: Sarah Palin & Michele Bachmann Are Puppets!

[kelekokerupuk]

Good, I like that you share this video, I wish success always Jesse Ventura Sarah Palin & Michele Bachmann Are Puppets

[freedomfun1]

Jesse looks like hulk hogan now lol

BROTHER!

[IggleOckle]

"Both sides are In bed with Wall Street and incapable of reforming themselves."  Very well said.

[IggleOckle]

Jesse Ventura with a hand-held mini gun for President! Clean up the lobbyists in K Street DC. Jesse makes a way better Ron Paul.

[Bruce1949919]

Better then being an idiot like Behar and Jesse Ventura.

[rushnut1958]

Michelle is better looking and has a much better turd cutter.

[johnnydswing]

Palin! Is hot!!!! But brainless lol

Ron Paul 2012!!

[theenforcer1977]

Palin and Bachmann are puppets but worse they are both stupid morons.

[Gtrplyr1]

but i definitely don't support her..

[Gtrplyr1]

i don't know much about palin but that comment is right.

[Teapartyla]

The only woman I would ever punch in the face is Behar. What a complete dumbass

[KneeOfJustice2046]

Jesse Ventura has one of the best voices I've ever heard. IMO, he's right up there with Orson Welles, Brando and Walken.

[TheK1dProd1gy]

"she is so witty" LOL

[eyeami2020]

Jesse Ventura: "The dumber you are, and the stupider you are on things you say and positions you take seems to make you more popular right now..."

Spoken for the truth for many Americans today. Cyber bullies, real life bullies, assholes, pricks, douche bags, and American idiots are often referred to by other idiots as "gentlemen and scholar".

[clintonplaza]

Is this the same Bachmann that has pilfered over 6 million bucks from Medicaid as her and her hubby hold their "degaying therapy sessions"? I guess having a hubby who used to visit gloryholes eventually pays off!

[bollocks2who]

@clintonplaza LMAO!! Dude, you should have a show!! People will forget their troubles while laughing at your jokes! Good one mate!

[sasou1gym]

Jesse Ventura have been wiser than Arnold...Jesse retired from politic

[w9j15g]

I like to think of them as hand puppets because I want to stick my hands up their skirts.

[PsychoPunk1965]

We need an "independent labor party" in this country...

[BigMrSox]

Jesse "The Body" Ventura for president 2012!

[thewindowguy1]

@BigMrSox amen id vote for jesse in a sec

[AirsoftPractice]

Notice that only the senile, dumbass women support Sarah Palan and Michelle Bachmann.

I bet 99.9% of all of their votes were from women.

[thewindowguy1]

@AirsoftPractice doubt it from my experience its dumbass men who vote by saying ... oh shes hot ... i mean id grudge fuck her after she lost lol

[aaaredskin]

This bald goon doesn't know anything more that the rest of us know.....he's a fraud, just like Obummer.

[Airsoftcleaner]

@aaaredskin And your Troll ass!!!!!

[spongebobby1996]

Jessy you are the bomb.

[sherhak]

the stepford wives, michelle and sarah. rick perry is the male machine counterpart.

[Redshift313]

Palin and Bachmann = Dump and Dumper

[Boelcke1919]

I'm writing in Jesse Ventura for President. Let's start a movement ... you know, grass roots.

[Silberdachs]

Republicans: beyond hypocrisy, beneath contempt.

[beefy69]

shes so witty haha

[boang69]

2 dumb female combined together = epic failure!

[2001Horatio]

Mat is young.. so he still believes in "what should be" but he's confusing it with "what can be" - the Reps and Libs combine against a third party.

[MrChad2122]

Sarah Palin has the IQ of a meatloaf. Michele Bachmann is a nut period point blank.

[JabberCT]

As long as we keep voting for people based on religion, dont expect any changes. Irrational people will never make rational choices. They believe things like, clasping your hands together while on your knees opens a magical telepathic portal to communicate with sky creatures. A invisible deity blesses the USA even though it wasnt around during biblical times. And a snake with vocal chords tricked a girl into eating magic fruit. Now think about it... How rational can they possible be?

[dhelfer]

Right on Jesse !

[TheConnorBerge]

ITS CAUSE THEY'RE WOMEN!

[PurpleHoneyBear]

In retrospect, Jesse was right. Bachmann has been very successful. She won't get the nomination though. 

[HollywoodSheen]

Jesse nailed it, the stupider shit u say and do the more support u will get from the sheepish ass general public of america. How fuckin stupid have the people of this country become? It's embarassing

[umfk26]

You tell em Jesse! My wish is Jesse Ventura becoming President.

[zeroeffects88]

Give 'em hell Jesse!

[Marztech5]

Can you ask Jesse if he ever found an anti-inbreeder pill for all of these freaks?

[baalisgod666]

@Marztech5 it's called a bullet. Just insert behind left ear.

[Twostones00]

Jesse is right. They are both puppets. Corporations want a true to the bone idiot that will do whatever they say without any complaint. It’s called fascism folks. These too ladies will bring it to America like it has never been seen in history.

[pushycatpops]

Well Palins talk on opium seems ironic today.

[ilovemyanimals74]

Politicians, no matter what side of the fence they sit on, are all the same-liars, theives and anti-American! They do not listent to the people of this country and they are not concerned about what happens to us. They are too busy doing for themselves!! WE THE PEOPLE HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! WHERE ARE THE GEORGE WASHINGTONS, SAM ADAMS, ETC???

[donavan92]

There is no viable third party because there is no legitimate 3rd party that a majority is willing to support not some Big Conspiracy Jesse the Body lmao

[welcome2myhell]

@donavan92 what part about Ventura's comment that the 2 parties collaborate to prevent the formation of a "legitimate 3rd party" didn't you comprehend?

[donavan92]

How can these ppl question the motivation of these women and calling the supporters of the G.O.P. idiots, sounds more like the pot calling the kettle black to me. Palin nor Bachmann is my favorite candidate and I don't believe either one is ready to lead this country but dollars to dimes Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann would tear any of these jokers or ex-pro-wrestlers lol

[mack1348]

COULD SOMEBODY MAKE JESSE VENTURA RUN FOR PRESIDENT PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!

[esubadog]

Gotta love these comic relief politicians. Good stuff

Kinda makes Ron Paul look boring, right? 2012.

[HidesInShapes]

Jesse Ventura reminds me of my history teacher that would teach the part of history the textbook conventionally leaves out.

[nolaeast]

Dumb and Dumber !!!!

[archraskal]

Palin and Bachmann are able to run for office and hold public office largley because of a liberal/progressive social movement. and that would be feminism. How ironic is that? TO BE CONTINUED

[archraskal]

@archraskal CONTINUED...I've never came across anything in the media that has brought this up, including them being confronted with this fact. It's also ironic that women such as Palin, Bachmann, and O'Donnell, to name a few, also represent the most right-wing element in their party. They aspire to power, and what's important about this is that they want to exercise it as would the most stereotypical kind of man who's despised by liberals or centrists.

[dooch85]

I agree... right on.

[topcityres]

Republicans and Democrats are two separate parts to the same seven headed dragon.

[robj89]

@topcityres right on the stick pal,now we wait for the false prophet,and await for the antichrist to unite all this mess and massacre us all if we go against him.

[mbrushoff]

We need third party.........

[markshafer1959]

God, I hope Jesse runs for president

[4624tone]

@markshafer1959 or better vice prez, Paul deserves the honor then Jesse behind him, just in case, he's old, god forbid, he''d die , we need anthor tough leader.

[sorstudios]

All of or politicians have been puppets since November 22nd 1963.....RON PAUL 2012

[mbrushoff]

Jessy, you should let the leabiens doing to gong show.

[Bawbster1]

Bachmann will get the idiot vote, she'll get the bigot vote, she'll get ignorant vote as well. Sounds like a landslide win.

[drethegreat64]

Ventura is fuckin' awesome

[DavesAV6]

Jesse Ventura for 2012!!

[pillowbugg]

Republicans and Democrats are controlled by the same people behind the scenes..its all a scam.

[SporadicMovementz]

@pillowbugg

of course it's a scam.

and when people with enough clout say as much on television, they are dismissed as conspiracy nuts.

so we wind up spinning down the toilet bowl, throwing blame left and right.

one can only hope we, as a nation, haven't been dumbed down enough to let the current situation completely get out of hand.

shit... it just did.

oh well.

maybe canada will invade and make ''common sense' our newest amendment.

[pillowbugg]

@SporadicMovementz we are already dumbed down, especially the new generation.

[ccipollini1984]

@pillowbugg

Bingo

[SoF333]

@pillowbugg Its sad that the United States could be remembered for producing awesome people like Jesse Ventura and Matt Taibi (see Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy - Wall Street), as well as the usual contributions like cutting edge science and technology.

Instead our generation will remember the US for Iraq and George W Bush and

Thank you Jesse, keep fighting the good fight. Hooah.

[kailabreece]

A third party is a BAD idea. Two parties force moderation... additional parties lead to excessive pandering to special interests and allow for leaders to rise with 1/3 the popular vote or even less.

[Corvon313]

@kailabreece what no is not thomas jefferson warned us about two party system in my onipion it is a tag team form of comunism!

[kailabreece]

@Corvon313 Your opinion is incorrect.

[tgt305]

How can Minnesota vote for Jesse Ventura, and then vote for Bachmann?

[mike2005gto]

@tgt305 dont know who she ran against but the other candidate must have been a real ass clown

[dooch85]

@tgt305 two different jobs...

[tgt305]

@dooch85 No shit, but they are both politicians that represent citizens' points of view.

[rjholstrom]

@tgt305 HAHAH GOOD POINT.. Im from MN.. wtf happened?

[intro510]

@tgt305 gerrymandering

[welcome2myhell]

@tgt305 Ventura was elected by an entire state, Bachmann is only a representative of one district.

[LordKaisen]

u get the feeling that they're winning votes based on boners.

[heebyjeebus]

Ugh, Michele Bachmann. At least Sarah Palin was bone-able.

[garybsg]

it this kind of one sided stuff is why I am no longer a democrat.

[BAM5636]

@garybsg This is a editorial show not a news broadcast. Come on, do you not know the difference? Fox News and MSNBC make their living on their respective sides of the isle by 90% of their programming dedicated to opinion shows not news. Too imply democrats do it more then the other is ludicrous.

[LordKaisen]

@garybsg yea man that's why I'm republican, where both sides are always represented LOL

[garybsg]

@LordKaisen I grew up in a liberal New York family and hated conservatives. My company transferred me to Long Beach, CA about 10 years ago. My office mate was a conservative and we had plenty of discussions. He welcomed my liberal ideas. Never rude or insulting, always respectful, he focused on key issues and principles. He absolutely opened my mind to whole new way of thinking. I found conservatives very willing to engage liberals with thoughtful argument but not vice versa.

[LordKaisen]

@garybsg well that's pretty chill of him. Perhaps NY libs you've met are fucked up but there are some good libs you should meet. Jon Stewart for example. Maybe your friend should run Fox News or for Congress, the nation could use more of that stuff.

[garybsg]

@LordKaisen New York libs are not fucked up, all libs are fucked up

[baalisgod666]

@garybsg add all republicans to the list of idiots.

[garybsg]

@baalisgod666 lol, liberals had the senate, house and presidency for most of the last 70 years and where are we today? Bankrupt. I'll take republican idiots any day.

[camdendaceo]

@garybsg republican idiots are the reason we're in this situation you fruit.

[LordKaisen]

@garybsg well that's your opinion. I could say all cons are fucked up, but I know better.

[garybsg]

@LordKaisen. I believe in freedom and justice. Liberals believe in government regulation, government control and confiscation of private property. That's fucked up and therefore liberals are fucked up.

[EddyBearr]

@garybsg That's a really ignorant thing to say.

[garybsg]

@EddyBearr Are you smoking something. Liberals have a long history of control and regulation and entitlements. Starting with FDR's New Deal, NLRB, Lyndon Johnson's Great Society, Obama's healthcare and all of paid with taking the income of middle and upper class Americans. You need a history class.

[EddyBearr]

@garybsg I've taken plenty of history classes. As much as we disagree, it's still ignorant to call people who disagree with you "fucked up."

[akbar1515]

@EddyBearr but these two are realy fucked up and stupid, come on?

[garybsg]

@EddyBearr People who disagree with me have a difference of opinion. People who disagree with the values of freedom and justice are fucked up.

[EddyBearr]

@garybsg And who are you to define what the values of freedom and justice are? To think anyone is against freedom or justice is truly ignorant. Almost everyone is for it, it's just that they interpret the words differently or have different viewpoints as to how it should be gone about.

[FXM555]

Matt Tabbi needs to shave those pubes off his head

[FXM555]

Sellout Plain, Moron Bachmann

[FXM555]

HAH what a joke bachmann n palin

[Cobaltryno]

Ron Paul/Jesse "The Body" Ventura 2012!

[BAM5636]

@Cobaltryno As long as it's Jesse as the head of the ticket I would be down with that.

[FadingThought]

Matt Tabbi is a tool

[BAM5636]

@FadingThought Actually I find his writing quite good. Why do you say that?

[Hurqq]

Jesse Ventura looks like Benjamin Franklin, at least his haircut does.

[turockandar]

"The supider you are" well Jesse how about learning how to speak English correctly yourself?

[WoWdude1022]

lol

[mizzfoxy9]

Is Bachmann on Opium??

[mizzfoxy9]

Jessie makes some very interesting Points.Wake up, People

[MOXWELLDIAMOND]

Google: Get Ron Paul on 60 Minutes petition. Sign it! Go Ron Paul 2012!

[Airsoftcleaner]

HELLO??? RIGHT WING DUMBASSES???YOU CAN'T CLEAN UP AN 8 YEAR MESS IN 4 YEARS!!!!!!

[howe5529]

who the fuck are you, who this show host, is she jealous, because she's and unknown.. they'll let any dumb ass host a show. bitch a little and you have a show.

[dudetubez]

Ventura is the NUGE  of the Left

[quicktoes13]

I dont have time to bleed : / :| :\ :<

[Dahgrostabphri]

the answer Joy is looking for is that conservative candidates don't really believe in anything they are saying, but they know simpleton types (mostly religious people) are willing to believe anything as long as it's the same narrow minded nonsense they believe in.

[saxophile1]

What a joke! This guy is just envious of these two gals! He couldn't stand the heat so got out of the kitchen! I'm sure he'd love to be in their shoes but couldn't hack it.

Talk about being phony--this guy is as fake as they come and said anything he thought he needed to to attract young voters and buy their votes in MN. Can you say ancient history?

[freedomchicago]

These broads would be funny if it wasn't a very scary possibility that one of these loonies could get on a presidential ticket. That very possibility shows the overall UNtillect of the American public and the dangers that could become of it.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

Former Goldman Sachs exec who changed name now trying to ease bank regulation -- A former Goldman Sachs exec (Peter Simonyi to Peter Haller), who changed his name after leaving the company, now works for a senior US congressman (Republican Issa) who is attempting to ease regulations on banks like his former employer GOLDMAN SACHS.

Govt corruption and GOLDMAN SACHS creeps, just like Tim Geightner moving to a fed govt position to FURTHER cheat people. Just like Bernanke ALWAYS CHEATING people.

[letstalkaboutstuff]

Former Goldman Sachs exec who changed name now trying to ease bank regulation -- A former Goldman Sachs exec (Peter Simonyi to Peter Haller), who changed his name after leaving the company, now works for a senior US congressman (Republican Issa) who is attempting to ease regulations on banks like his former employer GOLDMAN SACHS.

Govt corruption and GOLDMAN SACHS creeps, just like Tim Geightner

moving to a fed govt position to FURTHER cheat people. Just like

Bernanke ALWAYS CHEATING people.

[brentisapirate]

I was so sure she was gonna say "And Jesse Ventura, former governor of minnesota and all around bad-ass."

[letstalkaboutstuff]

I hope you all know your BILLIONS of tax dollars are being laundered and funneled to "Kuwaiti" business men to continue building the US Embassy in Iraq, the LARGEST IN THE WORLD. The LAW was broken and waived to funnel BILLIONS to the already PROVEN poor and shabby faulty KUWAITI construction work. Obama will send them over FIVE BILLION more TAX DOLLARS soon. It's a LUXURY military fortress RACKETEERING job. The Pakistan US Embassy will DWARF the IRAQI one. Likely a new World Govt HQ

[junglemanlawyer1]

Jesse Ventura for president!

[thesparitan]

Not many people mistake me for a republican. And bachmann is clearly more kooking and less honest then Ron Paul and far less intelligent and that is the key to why she has a better chance to win. Ron Paul is the last dying light of the old school republican party, being consumed but the far right extremist, corporate and religious monster that is the modern day GOP.

[devildirtstraker666]

religion doesnt care about the individual they only care about money they make . look at these religious wars look at all this shit going on and yet they want more babies......and dont forget the homophobia ........when a baby is born gay .religion doesnt what them...THEY END UP KILLING THE INDIVIDUAL......PRO LIFE.............YEAH RIGHT =/

[devildirtstraker666]

LET ME GET HIS STRAIGHT WORLD POPULATION 6 BILLION ...YET YOU HAVE THIS PRO LIFE FUCKS THAT ARGUE ABOUT THE LIFE AND THE CONCEPTION..ECT.......WHEN IN REALITY THEIR IS NO SUCH SHIT ABOUT THE HOLINESS ABOUT PRO LIFE .WHEN YOU HAVE WARS,HOMOPHOBIA,FAMINE,YET U RELIGIOUS SHITHOLES COME UP WITH THIS IDEA THAT YOU GUYS VALUE LIFE........BULLSHIT

[lied2bygov]

michele bachmann is crazy sarah palin the moron. JESSE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT>JESSE VENTURA THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES> I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU>

[welshpaintingllc]

Jessie Ventura has great points and speaks directly

[Soveraine]

Jesse Ventura is "Kevin Malone", the slow talking, "determined" self-proclaimed genius.

The other guy is "Andy Bernand", the joker who makes jokes but awkwardly ends up becoming the joke.

And the jewish anchor person is ............. I don't know, some jew girl from "The Office" maybe ..... maybe the old granny one? Phyllis Lapin-Vance.

Or Meredith? .......

Stop re-enacting "The Office" for elections, you crazed fans of the show! This is supposed to be serious, dammit!

[Soveraine]

"We are The Mecca of the Third Party Movement" ......... is really not something to say for yourself in a Muslim bashing nation like the "USAlliance".

What's next? Vote Obama 2012 He is the new Mohhamed to us US Muslims!! Or Vote for me Jews! I'm called Baruch!

Lol americans are "wacky". They pretend to hate every other religion who isn't "catholic", then they forget all about it, and use all their catch phrases.

Praise Allah? LMAO!!

[blackadm]

@Soveraine wierd. why are you invoking Obama over something Jesse said regarding Minnesota?

[Soveraine]

@blackadm By accident.

Before this I was viewing the Donald Trump swindling out of tax declarations, or whatever, due to Obama's birth cert. being made public.

Originally I was watching the roast of ducky Donald, by Obama making fun at a political dinner, then I learn about the birth certificate madness.

Then I recalled how Obama said after "Osama got dead", God bless America or something of that calibre.

I'm skeptical of religion-politics mixing. Only monarchies had a "divine right" ...

[Soveraine]

@blackadm Also The Mecca joke reminded me of how Duck Donnie was making fun of Obama, saying he was "muslim" or whatever, and it reminded me of how weird it is for americans to bash muslims, then hypocritycally go and say something like "We are THE MECCA Of the Third Party Movement".

Making cheap communist / muslim self-praise and commercial, in a pretty middle eastern way.

Also did you catch the joke about Kevin from "The Office"? I was still thinking Jesse was joking about "The Mecca"(wrong)

[terribletux]

@WhiteStar11111: FUCK YEAH! KILL THOSE BABIES! Fuck you stupid "conservative" fucking idiots.

[WhiteStar11111]

Ventura is an idiot.

Abortion is women murdering innocent pre-born babies.

[dnart101]

@WhiteStar11111 And Rebulicans are murdering 18 year old kids. Which is better, aborting something that doesn't understand life and is not a baby yet, or killing someone who has lived 18 years of their life to be killed for money and political gain? Remember the iraq war was a lie, look it up. Jesse says it best.

[WhiteStar11111]

@dnart101

1. Your life began at conception, which is the point at which you first had a mother and a father. It is the same for every baby, and no baby should be killed, including in the period between their conception and their birth.

2. Wars in the Middle East do kill American soldiers, including undoubtedly some as young as 18. I'm against that as as part of being against all of those wars.

Oppose both wars and abortion. It's a consistent ethic: don't kill any innocent human beings.

[byteresistor]

@WhiteStar11111 If a woman doesn't want to have child then what do you suppose we should do? Put her under strict supervision in some institution for 9 months so we can be sure she didn't get an illegal abortion? I'd like to see how you'd organize this and make it practical.

[Soveraine]

@byteresistor Practical is to sterilize 50% of women.

Or perhaps 90%.

Tubes tied, no more baby problem, or abortion madness.

There won't be anyone to abort, souls get saved.

In the name of Naruto's Father, Sasuke the Son, and Sakura the Holy Spirit ...... Ramen!!

[WhiteStar11111]

@byteresistor

Close down every abortion clinic to start with.

Ban the sale of abortion-inducing drugs.

Institute massive fines for anyone performing or procuring an abortion.

Would those measures stop every single abortion?

No.

Would they stop A LOT of abortions?

Of course.

[ginofrater]

The blind guiding the blind, Ventura Talking about Palin and Bachmann. I0I

[libertarianjury]

I'm a little bit annoyed that Jesse Ventura seems unaware about how ballot access works in the USA. Long ago, he should have formed an alliance with the minarchists in the Libertarian Party, and made the LP into a dominant political force. He'd have 50 States of ballot access with about $1,000,000 of money left over. Now that he's more hardcore than he was as governor, he should make it happen: you only live once. But he needs to decide now, and get the jump on the bastards.

[617whitey]

Jesse ventura is a G

[HarveyGrass]

jesse ventura American history's unlikely political strategic mind

[get1modernwarfare2]

X-D i gotta get me some gold plated nipple clamps

[aityadeen123]

ron paul is the answer to US survival 

[thesparitan]

@aityadeen123 Shut up about ron paul. He is the resident kook that everyone likes because he is honest, but he is a kook. He can never win the republican primary, and would actually be more likely to win the democratic one.

[robgrauertvideo]

@thesparitan You're the reason why the GOP SUCKS!!! You can't say anything intelligent. All you can do is label someone with a negative term like "kook." I'll take kooky Ron Paul any day. If he's a kook, what the FUCK is Michelle Bachmann? Sara Palin? The rest of the GOP who insist on corporate welfare and endless wars?

[thesparitan]

@robgrauertvideo Im not a conservative I am a far left socialist buddy. And Ron Paul can't win because its impossible for him to win, the elites in the party wont let him in and the hardcore conservatives think his views on drugs and war are way out in left field. The only people that support him are simplistic conspiracy theories/survivalist Alex Jones watching tin foil hat wearing loons.

The GOP even made his son sell out, Ron Paul is a lost cause for you. I prefer him but he wont win

[ChickenFaeces]

@aityadeen123

Amen motherfucker

[Krysen07]

@aityadeen123 WOO I LOVE YOU FOR SAYING THIS!!!

[smithy2306]

@aityadeen123 funny thing is they are to stupid to realise it.

[rdcvgr88]

@aityadeen123 Nobody is the answer to the us survival, They said the same thing about Obama, and now Ron?? Please This Nation gets worst every term. Fuck it i'm moving to Norway

[aityadeen123]

@rdcvgr88 you right in one sense but just look at there past voting records to know what they stand for, RON paul is the only candidate that is totally against foreign agencies and foreign lobbyists that swing favors and make decisions for and in USA, he is against was mongering, balling out banks, torture, export of mafunacturing jobs from USA to china ...ect the list goes on, most of all he is in favor of real job creation, the small guy and the middle class,

[rdcvgr88]

@aityadeen123 I like Ron Paul soo much!!! he's awesome and i hope he wins!

[aityadeen123]

@rdcvgr88 you are the best bro, pls spread the word, ron paul can't make it without your help and the vote of the young people who are willing to change AMERICA, thumbs up to you bro

[syzygy502]

@aityadeen123 Ron Paul is the most dangerous candidate of all. OBAMA2012 or America is ruined.