HALO REACH LIVE COMMENTARY FROM THE IPHONE4

[muddigger84bronco]

the iphone 4 wasnt around in 2010...anyone else confused???

[GR412]

Great! the greatest game of all time and the best commentator of all time!

[MyMomSaysHello]

i thought halo was for nerds

[shad0whuntes]

this guy sucks

[berserkgatts]

@derex47 Shut up, you annoying kid

[stephenc44]

HAHAHAHA Land of the Lost!!!

[Aim4urSkull26]

Halo sucks cock and balls this game is ass I have it and it fucking sucks! Cod all day

[TheIgniZion]

@Aim4urSkull26 LMAO i do play CoD more than Halo but i enjoyed Halo A LOT more MW2-Blops-MW3 all are broken and will stay broken at least Halo isn't full of BS

[derex47]

FUCK U THE GAME IS FUCKING AWESOME

GO FUCK U SLEF U UGLY NIGA NIGA NAD YA NIGAAa

[gMemo92]

@derex47

Shut the fuck up little kid.

And to be fucking honest. I agree with Pres. I have played this game but ain't all good. Resistance is much better.

[lordmasterization]

@gMemo92 lol the fact you are even comparing it shows you are just a dumbass ps3 fanb oy tololooollol

[GeorgeePro]

I use to love halo 3. I try to play that now and its all derankers and grenade spam. Reach is just al around terrible

[FireFightFilms99]

excelent, this game fucking sucks dick.

[xmatt19x]

described reach perfectly, kids game for little bitches. 

[imReVoKeD]

people need 2 read the description b4 talking shit lol..

[legohd123]

Resistance can suk my dick

[legohd123]

No ur shit

[ssdfhX111]

hey you like halo reach and commentarys? check me out

[PurpleMountainDew91]

actually this game is awesome. dont hate cuz you suck and dont know how to play. 

[scrapmetaljack]

3:31 is a sign that u should really quit smoking

[NinjaWee]

I THOUGHT THAT MINECRAFT VIDEO WAS REAL LMAO

[cheddercheese99]

Thumbs up if you came here from the fake minecraft video.

[halofy]

get ur ass off xbox live

[SolidSnake98]

Forge makes this game look shitty. The real maps look good. 

[jakejacob7]

bottom line is......... f**k!!!!

[SirKhalsa]

Thumbs up if you came here because of his latest live com :)

[az093022]

the little bitch got away from me I CANT RUN!!!!!!!

[playstationnews4u]

u hav no life.you play 2 much.u suck.go play disney princeess

[SyscoVids]

if this kid would use his pistol instead of the ar he would alot more kills

[MsPrizz]

Run-skape

[redsbluer4]

Fuck u hows playin it go fuck ur 2 gay dads

[redsbluer4]

Any and everybody add me my gamertag is Blackops1919

[123newcastleunited]

funniest video ever i personally like halo reach but you have to play the story to learn the graphics fast

[alexbar6]

WHY CANT I JUMP!!!!!

[ltcode2]

that Minecraft vid brought me here XDD



[BiizZii13]

hahahahahahaha.....Ohhhh

[codfreak35034]

Actually halo reach uses way more polygons than cod :P Just that this game is based on alien war, and cod is on a human war. So actually this game has better graphics

[sk8terkid4life]

Resistance: Fall of Man was awesome. I miss the community it had.

[Pandacarnage14]

This was stupid

[umbergerwill]

Lol I love wen elpresador tries new games

I wish he wld do a gears live comm

[gladbecker82]

@umbergerwill

he did some Gears 3 Beta Commentary

/watch?v=viRedmqj1hU

[ilikethispolak1]

i mean i mean i mean look it this shit (halarious ps i dont like halo either i dont even have

[ToddIngram1000]

The graphics are amazing on a real tv, as in a hd one. The game is also awesome, but I notice you aren't that good (mean no offence). If you have the skill, it's fun, easy, and enjoyable.

[evanaug]

Fuck u this game is awsome!

[haloRSboss]

i bet u play on a ten sensetivity from cod

[haloRSboss]

u only hate it cuz u suck....

[jeebateeba56]

@haloRSboss He sucks at call of duty but he loves it lol.

[StartRaging]

@haloRSboss read the description before you comment

[harry100297]

o shut up its good

[madman6070]

im sorry you just need to play halo 1 2 3 to like it more

[MarcusMcGrizz]

3:30 - 3:40 = LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RayNixProductions]

"disreguard whats being said about the game from me in this video,after playen this game all afternoon im starting to like this game,its very addicting,this was my 3rd game and i wasnt familiar with the control layout or the gameplay as this was my first contact with any halo game" From the description. Next time, read.

[TheDeadJohnDoe123]

Lol on 3:32 hahahahaha all dieing.

[xMW2xSN1P3Rx]

are u black

[MadThad0890]

He's playing it wrong as fuck

[YoungBloodGameing255]

i miss the old halo bungie trying to ruin there best game with reach halo was my first xbox game and one of my fav

[MrPoPo961]

Halo is as bad as SHIT.. graphics suck dick, you have to shoot like 589 times to a guy to kill him! grenade explotions are weak, swords are overpowered! and the fucking radar is like a 1924 submarine´s sonar!!! hahahaha

[AbstraktCannon]

"Oh lets go play Halo, lets play Halo... chips and dip, friday night"

[Jaxd789]

@AbstraktCannon Haha! I actually thought of that while watching this. Comes to show what a close-minded hypocritical idiot he is.

[EviLxAssAssiN]

i know why you dont like it...cuz you fucking blow at it

[PAPAstoppa2000]

halo is beast dude ):(

[Zhaba80]

Im not sayin its a bad game im sayin its terrible game actually, LOL hahahahah

[DrFreeman578]

415 people play Gaylo: Reach for Dicks :D

[WakeWithTheFallen]

You got shit on, haha. And Halo Reach and Resistance are not even comparable games.

[VZ7inHD]

You don't even know what Halo is.

[Djmoe2k8]

learn how to throw a gernadse,ur mad cuz u kept dieing, resistance is alrigh but it gets boring quick. learn how to play a game before u judge it

[chevy5994]

this, proves EVERY steriotype i have ever heard! hahaha he is sooooooo black! LMFAO!

[jtmjoon]

@chevy5994 Lol its funny because he's not even black.

[RedMixedWithBlue]

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[ike3318]

Dude shut up just cause you suck at it doesn't mean it's terrible I mean come on I think I heard you crying in your video

[J4keTheSnake]

wow your fucking stupid. the graphics are fine and you just suck ass at the game

[bignem20]

Dude don't cry it just a fucken game and r u sure it's not your crappy tv

And if you don't like it don't play it!

[alcatraz323]

Black Guy?

[MEDzZ3RO]

I never got into Halo either preferring Resistance myself as well. However, I can't deny Reach has a lot of superb content and match types; it's the retro feel game play that puts me off.

[ThePrinceZeroX]

Dude the graghics dont matter ur just being a panzy!!!!

[NoMissBar19]

he sounds close to tears, lol

[BuRiedxNxBlo0d]

Definitely one of his funniest videos, his reaction to being killed with that sword was classic

[Jizzer55]

fubakky! some1 agrees that halo is pathetic but has SOME fun parts

[HDZoMbiEHD]

i think every one is thinking this U R WEIRD

[BoBallistic123]

Dude you have to play more tactical and play with a squad and run for the power weapons so the other team don't get em if your health is low run away and let you team know where theyre at so they can assist you its not a easy a cod

[hamajangz]

I feel you man this game is garbage. I fucking hated it so much i ended up giving it to a cousin for free.

[DocPwnall136]

@hamajangz Pfft read the description :)

[MegaDetH822]

Halo is overrated.

[CraZiooMike]

@MegaDetH822 no. FUCKING COD IS OVERATED YOU FUCKING RETARDED FENIMINE HYGENE PRODUCT DICK SWAB

[MegaDetH822]

@CraZiooMike Thank you for your perfectly spelled opinion.

[CraZiooMike]

@MegaDetH822 no problem brosky

[RedxLilxSleepy]

@MegaDetH822 so its 11/10? i agree

[GingerofNinjer]

@MegaDetH822 Without Halo the Xbox wouldn't even exist

[lankey6969]

@GingerofNinjer You're right, but halo is still a lame ass sci-fi, after school game for 8 year olds.

[H3ROxUPRISING]

@lankey6969 go suk ur moms penis

[bakedspade]

@GingerofNinjer Yes it would, it just wouldn't be as big as it is now.

[DarkBro100]

@GingerofNinjer without the xbox halo wouldnt exist. ever think of that crap?

[FireFightFilms99]

@GingerofNinjer even tho halo started on the PC and Xbox -__-

[siLveRscOpe13x]

@GingerofNinjer True freaking that. Also, don't forget about Fable.

[tERtasdf]

the graphics are better than black ops, its the slayer gametype :) its the worst ive played in any shooter

[damanwidaplans]

ELPRESADOR...you're not a hardcore gamer. You only judge this game on graphics, yet every REAL gamer knows that graphics don't mean jack. Also, you say this game is for little kids, yet you turn right around and play Little Big Planet...really, fat ass. Get a life.

[connor6661]

@damanwidaplans calm down dude its a joke

[damanwidaplans]

@connor6661 No...it's not.

[BLAZINninjas]

@damanwidaplans he never claimed to be a "hardcore gamer." hes a casual gamer. also this is a joke dont take it so seriously. btw he likes this game now. go watch his other halo videos.

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

HALO HAS CLEAN GRAPHICS NOT DIRTY

[lordmasterization]

3:20 LISTEN ROFLMAO

[MegaSUPERBEASTMODE]

what the hell i love that game'

[herbivore007]

"you have to be in diapers to fully enjoy this game" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Terryfang1198]

This game is better the suck gay cook modern gay fuck stupid shit 2

[riklin13]

...your just terrible, no offense

[Cerberus5159]

@riklin13 *You're

[Drazticity]

ur crying every time ur dying. omg, get a life dude. u know u dont have to cry because u hate xbox, and hate halo! you are PATHETIC!!! OMG!

[Mr6Train]

@Drazticity 1. he said he enjoyed the 360 more than the ps3 in the video 2. read the description. now take the dick out of your ass.

[Drazticity]

@Mr6Train am talking about this video, not 5 years afther. now take the dick out of YOUR ass.

[Mr6Train]

@Drazticity what are you talking about buddy

[TheDPGizzy]

3:33-3:38 is SO FUNNY. Just listen!!!!!

[xXxIRebel2017IxXx]

I, personally love halo. To everyone who loves this game READ THE DESCRIPTION before posting. Forget cock of dooty modern gayfuckstupid, we get to reach into the cookie jar!!!!

[supesonicproductions]

The graphics are amazing better than black ops.

[supesonicproductions]

go suck it ELPRESADOR

[punisher8899]

you better make another thing about affending games dude

[witbio]

lol even after all these months, still a biblical piece of work

[AfroSamurai83]

@1:44 you son of a bitch..fuckin punk LMAO!! yeah people do piss you off in halo with that sneaky shit lol! thumbs up

[guitargod24807]

A FUCKIN SWORD!!

[punisher8899]

its crap ayyy

[JMANster14]

U SUCK

[inyurossy]

chips and dip

[aawells07]

i laughed so hard i about cried great stuff

[rennyboy6]

HALO IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE GAYLO...hahaha awesome vid and commentary

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

@rennyboy6 You just having a diaper and not enjoying the game just like he says

[rennyboy6]

@TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN you wearing diapers. haha

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

@rennyboy6 no wasnt it you? he said all who those enjoy this game wears diapers

[austinedger750]

its because u suck ass bro!

[haloreachr00ks]

ur gay

[xxdbzxxx]

add me ques 11

[pyroyeal]

Last time I played halo furreal was when I was 8 after that was the last time i played xbox because I got killed got pissed and broke my xbox. ;$

[ProXTRAZ]

Thumbs up if u lost count of the amount of times he swore in this vid.

PS. not to spoil the whole experience for u, but u need to press A to jump :)

[Falevere]

i wanna fucken float fuck this

[MASTERJKJ]

hahahaha i laughed my ass off everytime he said what the fuck XD i love this guy

[ghost59able]

wow why dont you just throw it way and throw away your 360

[mrhammertime85]

funny video! but in halo I can put a full mag into someone and won't die. just with you could ads (aim down sights)

[cyberdaemon]

Someone made a nice parody called Elpresador plays Minecraft lol It has more views than this. This - 60k, minecraft parody 100k views!

[4evrskater]

i love it when he yells WAT THE FUCK i love it mann your really guud for a begginer

[hootyhaha]

Im not gonna hate on the guy, but I'm a HALO fan. However I cracked up at this. I love it after 2:20 he says "Last game I was floatin in the air!" :) I just love all games really. BUT, the part about Halo that should have changed was the shoot / kill ratio.. you empty your full clip into an opponent.. then they shoot you once and you get taken out. It's too inconsistent. I think the reason why I like it is nostalgia for Halo 2. Halo 2 was where it was at. The Jetpacks do rock though.

[xxscarabxxily]

@bgggbb On Ign they proved that the xbox Is better than the piece of shit 3 aka ps3 because on of the biggest things is comparing the graphics generators on them it's xbox 200 to ps3 10

[gekoman227]

Guys read discrption before trolling

[EthanTerryTV]

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[Pun1sh3r1]

@EthanTerryTV just watched it, it was worth it haha

[jwhyhalo456]

Dude no offense but you SUCK at halo so quit saying it's terrible and by the way the graphics are awesome

[nookie077]

@jwhyhalo456 The graphics look well shit compared to the current games on offer... for both! systems. Seriously, take your fanboy goggles off and you'll see more clearly.

[nicknicknick29mario]

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[sta1V1ina]

Halo 1 > Halo 2 > Halo 3 > Halo Reach

[ownagepwnagemaster]

@sta1V1ina its the other way around dipshit

[hiphopmaster81]

halo reach is way betta than resistance u fucktard muther fucker go fuckin fuck ur self!

[TheJigarbhai]

Every reason you gave why halo reach sucks is correct

[almurda]

resistance doesn't hold a candle to halo. you are prob the only person that believes that resistance is better than halo.

[jumpers1970]

could'nt stop laughing at his commentary , sign him up for match of the day

[Instreed]

Ppl who dislike dislike because the game sux and the likers like because they agree with him in the video, so everyone hates this!

[XboxMonsters]

this guy sounds like Red from "Pineapple Express"

[theonlyshowstopper]

What's your gamertag

[gekoman227]

At first i was gettin pissed at the guy so i watched more to c what he says but when the guy with the sword killed him i couldnt stop laughing

[bgggbb]

FUCK HALO!!!! "XBOX HAS HALO" Who the fuck cares? That game is garbage and gay as fuck! Crysis is comin out for PS3 only! Why? Because Crapbox can't handle it!! PS3 is beast. Yes, online isn't as good as xbox but as far as console power is conserrned, Xbox can't touch it! Don't think for 1 minute Sony won't address this issue next gen! Sony = hardware! Microsoft = Software. Xobx= most unreliable console in gaming history! Sony 4 life! And no, I'm not hating on Xbox, just speakin truth!

[Ronkarna]

@bgggbb Crysis 2 is coming for the xbox.

[SaucyKing]

I don't even play Halo, but I know what a fucking radar is. I like the part where this dude's following behind him for like, 5 seconds, and you can see him on the radar, and he says WHAT THE FUCK when he dies.

[rubel101]

This is the greatest commentary everrrrrrr!!!!! made me laugh so much. you need to check out this commentary with minecraft gameplay you will poo ur pants. sayin that im recently new on halo too totally understand your frustrations mate. would be nice if they had a kill came to see how you died like COD coz sometimes ur like WHT WTF???!!!! keep up the good work.

[roxas1034]

y did u buy it if its stupid

[RedxLilxSleepy]

sorry but i have to ask u if your a retard or have a dis abillty

[itsGdublan]

halo is such a weird game. whether you like it or not, you know its a pretty weird fucking game

[gmogame]

what the fuck is that is the fucking sword

[dreamqwest1]

u kno u have a radar right?

[justXBOX]

dude you said in one of ur videos that graphics dont matter?

[InsaneBlaze23]

Then in a later video, he says Halo Reach is a great game and he calls it better than Resistance. Not a fanboy, just saying.

[MH5tube]

How can you say the graphics are bad?

[CyberDem0ns]

lol at the swoard part

[FlamedSoulz]

my favourite lines:

LOOK AT DIS SHIT!!!

LOOK AT DIS SHIT!!!

WHAT DA FUCK!!

WHAT DA FUCK IS DAT, A FUCKIN SWORD!!!!

LOOK AT DIS SHIT!!!

i cracked up through the hole video!