Martin Scorsese

[TheWoodenKnight]

HAHAHA!

[billyshake]

Never let actors write. Nuff said.

[lordshmee]

You used a word I didn't know - that doesn't happen very often to me anymore. Kudos!

Peripatetic! My vocabulary increases!

[thething91]

hey i know this is a late notice but i've been watchin ur vids for a while bro, and i have to say im enjoying every minute of em, ever since seeing that "youtube is my life" vid u made i've been addicted to ur vids, not majorly but in a small way. great job im subbin ya, 5 stars good luck to ya in the future

[Ale7Paz7Rosado7]

nice vertigo poster

[305pride]

you have some weird ppl in your comments sir.

[pierrevl]

What is it exactly, that you do for a living? I mean, like, to earn that magical money stuff? and being in one good movie does not count.

[BlizCauseDeath]

i like the stuff you make a lot better now that you dont have mike writing for you

[MadameDeces]

:-)

What you say about acting makes me so melancholic.

GO ON!!!

Great job :)

[LoreleiMission]

"use peripatetic in a sentence" giggle

[Lascivious144]

Bernard! Fucking dammit, I can't watch these videos anymore! They...they arouse me too much!

[LoreleiMission]

ditto

[gituardude1003]

lol sooo funny

[pofwiwice]

just your cornflakes

[FineJustUnique]

the background music makes me kind of..nervous..

youre videos are awesome

[trickmastermonkey]

Here is a good question to ask Scorsese.

Why doesn't he ever cast black people in his movies?

[jaidiii]

the problem with acting

is having to perform

sb else's words

...

[LoreleiMission]

It's a shame you made this call before Scorsese did the Mick Jagger documentary, because I would've loved to hear you mock him over it.

[Kukuburra]

LOL! awesome, "whoosh, Shark"

[sarcastic113]

"...You become like a family, or a cult religion..."

lol. You are hilarious. :-D

[Sovietpwnage]

oh gOD YOU HAVE TO MAKE MORE PHONE CALLS

[boyluvasistas]

thats smith with an i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amaron62305]

Is that a mini TARDIS I see in the background?

[organicprankster]

It's only a mini TARDIS on the outside.

[nuche21]

u look just like the crazy guy in Prison Break! ur awesome!!!!

[dingo27mobile]

HAHAAHA, "So he jump through the window right now " ?

you are doing awesome vids !

[TehWan666]

You suck, but the others suck a lot more than you do, so compared to them, you do not suck, but technically, you still suck, but less. Your videos, however, are incredibly great, Bernard Smith with an eye. ;)

[ten4prod]

that was one of the funniest vids i have seen in a long time!!

great work!!

[thugzhill]

i liked cornelius more then bernard smith with an "i"! but no problem,i like this videos a lot too,but there is nothing like ChurchOfBlow!!

[spartoob]

stop posting "YOU SUCK" on his videos, it was funny the 1st 90 times i saw it, but its getting old...

[LoveMySpade]

Lol, that other guy with the hat and glasses is a cutie.

[IWalkOnBothFeet]

Dude your videos are awesome, except for the Church of Blow stuff. The name itself holds a sort of iconic feel to it, but the actual videos fail. Stick to this other stuff. Ragging on Directors. I like your creative side alot better. It makes for better videos. Screw the church of blow character.

[annieslave23]

way to tell the power man

fuck talentless pricks like Leonardo Dicaprio

i hate that fagget

[emwah15]

Yeah, you look like a wimp without

a beard. :)

[LillaBlue]

You look better with the beard... Great vid's by the way, I've laughed many times during them :)

[Bobidibee]

I lurve thheesse!

your attic is too cool, and. oh wow. You have a miniature tardis!!!

[AintLyfeGrand5]

Lol, I like your sarcasm... How do you not have an acting gig yet? I mean you're really good!

[Brotha633]

hey churchofblow what song is that u used at the end of the video? I need that!.

[hjalti50]

you look better with the beard:(

[LadyCs]

He's cute with it, and he's cute without it too. *shrugs*

[meykahh]

gorgeous.! <33

[GetIntuit]

These are by far the best videos I've seen on youtube, thanks!

[magicalchazwick]

hey everyone thats minusing the YOU SUCK comments its just an homage to him... from youtube is my life YOU SUCK.

[lpf90]

you got some good stuff but some is boring ut ur really good

[Kalixter]

you suck

[Gixbit]

shut the FUCK up

[godfather01111]

the reason why they are say he sucks is because its in he's other vid called "youtube is my life" (watch it its awesome)

[xGildedButterflyx]

How would you know

Fuckin hater!

[Tick4815162342]

Lmao "I forgot Goodfellas."

[terrysexytime]

YOU SUCK

[wolfgar45]

OH GOD! DUDE! COME ON!

[redfusiond]

Ur independent stuff 100x better than that Church of Blow shit

[magicalchazwick]

i agree

[Linkitcraig]

you suck

[SirGoldComment]

Don't listen to them you are totally hilarious! But you should know by know.

[buzzymcbuzz]

get a girl friends and start bathign u bionical barbitity.

[lifeworthfightingfor]

I really really LOVE YOU

[michael7d7]

did someone actually misspell your

name and scar you for life?

[blabadiblabla]

Smith with an "i", lol!

Btw, I saw Kelsy Grammar(sp?) in Macbeth a few years ago in Boston. When he started the "dagger I see before me" speech I started to giggle..it was like I was watching Frasher Crane doing the play. AND his feet are size 17, no joke...I was in the front row and couldn't stop starring at them. =] It was distracting; I kept imagining the size of his foojenslaggen, woof! /:}

[scientivore]

It's true about Leonardo DiCaprio.

[CitizenWorm]

He's not always great but he's not talentless. I think he's script dependent. You know...some people are good no matter what and others need the right material.

[SmileySophea]

lols you're hilarious!

[DropCrosby]

"Peripertetic" , now i'm being entertained and educated! I think you can create as much magic as you want....regardless of character, "you're making me dizzy".

[ChurchOfBlow]

Wow! Really? Thanks. I'm totally underwhelmed.

- B.S.

[Safagan]

It IS a genious film. Is that other guy that apears in the yellow shirt, is that YOUR shirt? Did you purposly match the shirt with the backround, totally looks like you did. Its incredablely appropriate. I also like how overlapped the video sound, like at :38 seconds- And not at :55 seconds, because it obviously doesnt belong there. The white computer agian looks good on the desk

[haavesv]

No...

Well for starters, I can see you tried to be funny, but you just ended up being annoying.

Sorry, that is my opinion.

[ChurchOfBlow]

"No". So you can't do better? Then you'd surely be better off shutting the hell up. Sorry, that is my opinion.

- B.S.

[mikeisnotawanker]

haavesv - You sound like the kind of guy who would also have some intelligent & illuminating opinions on noodles?

[haavesv]

This sucked...

[ChurchOfBlow]

Then do better.

[mikeisnotawanker]

Got You're lack of output suggests that you have writers block Bernard? I think you need Mike!

Ps - where you, like me, at first skeptical about 'straight to wok noodles'?

[ChurchOfBlow]

Writer's block? Why would I have writer's block? Didn't you listen to the video? I'm a very creative person actually. VERY.

- B.S.

[mikeisnotawanker]

OMG - 3 hours before my 50th birthday and on my 20th wedding anniversary (London time)- I get a responce from the messiah!!!!

Yo (East Yorkshire branch)

[mikeisnotawanker]

& you're or the churches stance on noodles?

[ChurchOfBlow]

I'm not the messiah, I'm a very naughty actor. Happy birthday, and wedding anniversary. Now, to important matters: straight to wok noodles are excellent for people with busy lifestyles. Not all of us can find the 3 minutes it takes to prepare ordinary noodles. Why are you asking me about noodles?

- B.S.

[mikeisnotawanker]

Because, I don't have anyone else to ask apart from the bread knife who is surprisingly non commital on the subject.

[pseudograph]

Aw.... did I miss your birthday??

Big sorry! A drinking voucher is in the post! Will be delivered Friday tea time!!

[mikeisnotawanker]

Do I know you?

[DrunKao]

Thank 1938superman for me finding you ;) You need a bigger audience! Why aren't people watching your videos?!?! This is genius.

[ChurchOfBlow]

Well, evangelize!... Oh, my mistake, we're done with that character.

- B.S.

[SamBeckett94]

I'm sure I see a TARDIS model in the background.

[KobyBrandt]

Soooo, I think I've finally got it now. You're trying to show us what Blow Hell is like! I should have known. The Allegory of the Lizard Hole or something like that? But I'm so confused now and probably need further spiritual guidance. I'll just have to check out the old videos for the answers. That's what you would like us to do, isn't it (Cornelius, Bernard, or whatever your reeeal name is)?

[RuddyoungAcoustic]

Pairapetetic?????? You have stolen all of my characters and I want them back right away. Or just send money....Cornelius Rudd... .

[Vaansen]

The other fellow there has got to be the crazed Australian fan of CoB fame, no?

[ChurchOfBlow]

Oh, don't use the word "fame." It'll go right to his head. He's that kind of guy. A couple of appearances on YouTube, and he thinks he's a famous actor. You know the type...

- B.S.

[greatestadventure]

Do you still talk with Fred Savage?

[VivaToddVegas]

You're going to come out in a few months and say you're an actor playing "Bernard Smith", aren't you?!?

[ChurchOfBlow]

I can honestly say I am not.

- B.S.

[VivaToddVegas]

Haaaaaa! Love it... your fake initials are "B.S"! Excellent!!! By the way, I really enjoyed the Church of Blow series.

[NaomiAliza]

omgosh. u have no beard.

[booradleysstuntman]

i know, it's like we're co-workers at the same Department Of Great Ideas, or something.....probably *or something*. Looking forward to your next brain foster child, B. All the best, man.

[booradleysstuntman]

Hey, Bernard. 2 prevent others from stealing bites from your mat'l & regurgitating them elsewhere, all you have to do is copyright your videos. this is easily & cost-effectively done by simply stuffing your computer into a large self-addressed box & mailing it to yourself. the federal postmark on the package itself will seal the deal. uuh, you've just got 2 wait til u find yourself embroiled in a long drawn-out, soul-sucking plagarism suit bfore u can actually open it.

[ChildrenOfValhalla]

Leonardo decraprio always plays someone from before 1950 in every movie.

[leadbellydan]

Yea what a low life.

[yuna66]

A bit sad to see that beard go...but I guess the change is for the best. Can't wait for more videos...and did you read the finale in my story?

[ChurchOfBlow]

No. I didn't see the finale. Could you PM me a link?

- B.S.

[TheDave]

i am soooo confused right now (drunk), but yeah awesome in ther face. fact. but a bit lisanova cliche jump cut

[ChurchOfBlow]

LisaNova doesn't use jump-cuts. You're just always drunk when you watch her. It's probably the best way.

- B.S.

[gorikuri]

Did you shave anywhere else? Just kidding. ;-) I look forward to more videos.

[SunHydroRevolution]

What industry?

[TheGeckoNinja]

they always say its best to always be yourself :D

[Electrophill]

I bought a "Follow me" T-Shirt to support the church.

Is there still a church? Did we lose our church?

Oh noes!!11!1!!1!  Please tell me we didn't lose our church.

[Saturninefilms]

This is the best video yet.

I was ROFLing by the end of the video.

[1ukia]

Hmm.. signing things BS seems so.. wrong.. Do you have a middlename?

[CompanionableIlls]

Fraser lol!

[BeortheMad]

O_o

[yaffle]

I think YouTube is more of a landmine than a stepping stone into the industry.

[florinmiu]

I never thought is Smith with an eye. :)

[1ukia]

Oh my.. you appear to have shaved off part of your allure!! Heh.. gosh yes.. show us more!

[DocRusty]

Teach us, O Wise Already-In-The-Industry One!

[rd1999]

You have a small nose,

[ChurchOfBlow]

Um, thank you. I think.

- B.S.

[akfhome27]

OMG! Your beard! LMAO at the end, I cant wait to see where this goes...And oh..Am I suppose to do that " 1st! " shit..Cause I aint doin it and ya'll can't make me!

[ChurchOfBlow]

Well, AKF, I hope you get in with the first comment more often; it should deprive people of the opportunity of writing "Woot! First!" which can only be a good thing.

- B.S.