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  • "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!?"... I'm sure Freddy Kruger is still pissed...

  • 0:30 I used to be an adventurer like you. then I took an arrow in the neck.

  • I never really cared much for Friday the 13th, the original was amazing..but it has been raped to much.

  • 1:15 LOL

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  • did anyone notice master cheif?

  • @TheRickrollmasta Yeah,Jason X is ALL FUCKED UP, IN A BAD WAY, so dont watch that piece of shit...

  • @thiswask yea i wasnt planning on anyway

  • a friday the 13th a classic horror movie thatll get a girl in your arms 😉😏

  • Freddy beat Jason senseless

  • @Xinathor what movie did you watch?

  • @rayhs1984 the same movie you did the whole fight was one sided and Freddy had it in that bag until that one chick picked up Jason's mechette then stabbed Freddy from behind and cut of his head then the dock collapsed below both of them and then Jason came walking out of the water with his head

  • Hug? 0:55

  • I know it's been a while but wasn't the Jason in Part V: A New Begining also an imposter, not the real Jason Voorhees

  • 1:22 jason vs. master chief

  • 1:22 Jason vs some halo character

  • What i loved about the old friday the 13th was how subtle Jason was as a murderer, noone saw him until it was too late, all you would see was a machete flying out of the darkness and boom, dead chick with her tits out.

  • Wow, He Fought The masterchief too

  • Interesting that in Friday the 13th the kids are a bunch of hippies and are free spirits and then you watch Friday the 13th Part 2 and the kids are a bunch of cynical people showing the difference between the 70s and the Reaganite 80s.

  • C.J. Graham was the best Jason!

  • Sentou you have no idea what slashers really are

  • Wow, you didn't even review the movie.

  • I have all these movies and I think part 6 or Jason goes to Hell are best Friday the 13th movies, but if we count Freddy vs Jason, it's the best. I can't think anything so awsome than two horror movie charactors to fiht each other. I hope more movies like thet would be made. Like Freddy vs Ash, Jason vs Mikhael Myers and stuff.

  • lol 1:09 home alone

  • @guesswhat40 lol

  • @CaptainReckis Okay ill make a slideshow on microsoft paint

  • Couldn't have said it any better

  • 0:30 - :32 Memorable? Gimme a 'break.'

  • Will he go on this channel next year? to put these CineMassacre

  • Is it me or is Jason fighting a spartan from halo

  • @cristians579 I think he was LOL

  • I love horror, but I've always found friday the 13th to be absolutely unimaginative bores

  • BEST HORROR MOVIE EVER!

  • i like the sleeping bag kill

  • i love all the firday the 13th films. but jason ran out of was to kill people. the best one is part 8 the new blood. with "lar park lincolin" she looks hideously ugly in the film and watch out for her facial expressions that look like she constipated and trying to go on the bowl. but in the movie she gives jason a run for his money! and tha'ts what i love

  • after watching the original friday the 13th i was so dissapointed i lsot intrest in that entire series

  • 1:21 Jason vs Masterchief.

    where the hell is chiefs assault rifle and shotgun

  • @Whiteknight36799 That's not Chief. He's Red, so it has to be Sarge ;)

  • They should have a "Jason vs. Leatherface" movie. Then again Leatherface could win with on slash.

  • freddy vs jason vs ash vs kink kong vs tupac vs dracula vs dirty harry vs chuck norris vs godzilla vs jaws and bigger jaws on the planet of the apes during world war z.

  • Camping is fun, especially when its out in the wild... even better when a hungry animal approaches you; real test of masculinity...

  • chuck norris vs jesus?

  • kjafjksdjgkhjahjakfhfgjkhfg

  • Thumbs up if anybody wants James Rolfe to review Freddy VS Jason for Monster Madness 2011.

  • Jason vs. Freddy vs. Frieza vs. Grimace vs. Cap'n Crunch vs. Orochimaru vs. Ultralord vs. Plants vs. Zombies

  • i want to know what everyone thinks about this i think jason is way better then freddy but when i ask people they always say freddy which do u think is better jason or freddy and the ending to freddy vs jason also didn't help on who would win in a fight

  • I saw a little bit of the Freddy bs Jason movie and from what I saw it was pretty damn good

  • WHAT THE FUCK WOULD KEVIN BEACON DO

  • 1:21 looks like hes fighting master chief

  • Jason at 1:16:

    Damn kids with your new radios and our metal genre. We didn't have this when I was your age. You know what we had? Camp. And it was hell, but we sucked it up.

  • chuck norris vs everyone mention in the comments

  • proberly the best review :)

  • Siskel & Ebert said Halloween doesn't hate women but Friday the 13th 'does.'

  • Freddy vs Jason vs King Kong vs Godzilla vs Biggie vs Tupac vs Michael Myers vs Roe vs Wade vs Dracula vs Terminator vs Rambo vs Rocky vs Indiana Jones vs Frankenstein vs The Mummy vs The Hunchback of Notre Dame vs The Wolfman vs Leatherface vs Nosferatu vs Chucky vs Scream vs Ghostface vs Masterchief on the sinking Titanic in a pond on the Planet of the Apes.

  • @CptQuestionMark  My mind would be blown!

  • @CptQuestionMark Forgot the Predator and the Xenomorph... :P

  • @CptQuestionMark Scream and Ghostface are the same person

  • @CptQuestionMark vs Chuck Norris vs batman vs the joker vs superman vs lex luthor vs jigsaw vs mark hoffman vs darth vader vs the emperor vs jaws vs the grim reaper from final destination vs the demon from paranormal activity ........ in 3D!!!!

  • @omalor vs Chaz Bono vs Bill Romanowski vs Spongebob vs Kid N Play vs Xzibit vs Bobby Knight vs Norbit vs 9/11

  • @omalor Vs Freddy KrugerVs Skorpion from Mortal Kombat Vs Vincent Price Vs Michael JacksonVs Catwoman vs Dr.Claw vs Scott Pilgim VS. The World.

  • @omalor I think the grim reaper would win, cause hes the grim reaper, he's immortal and he carrys a scythe A SCYTHE

  • @CptQuestionMark i think Godzilla would win in that situation

  • @LaughingHokeyMask Kong has allready beat Zilla in the 70's film.

  • @DavidLeeT no actually it was was a tie, neither monster won

  • @LaughingHokeyMask I remember Kong standing on the hill beating his chest and Zilla running away into the ocean. lol :)

  • @LaughingHokeyMask NO. CHUCK NORRIS

  • @MrJacobiusMaximus chuck norris is old and lame

  • @LaughingHokeyMask how dare you

  • @MrJacobiusMaximus okay please tell me why is chuck norris so awesome?

  • @LaughingHokeyMask because when he got mugged he said, "are you serious? do you know who i am?" then he kicked their asses. he was also trained by bruce lee

  • @CptQuestionMark there is a fight like that.... it's called THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN lol

  • @biggie51996 OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

  • @Dimentio63 HHAHAHAHAHAAH zombie mister rogers is just gonna fuck everyone up no one should even try hahahahaha

  • @CptQuestionMark A movie like that cannot be allowed to exist. If it were ever to be created, there would be no point ever going to see any other movie ever again, because like that would never, ever be topped.

  • @CptQuestionMark and who organized the fight? Chuck Norris and Jesus

  • @CptQuestionMark that would be a battle wirth watching

  • @CptQuestionMark Chuck Norris??

  • @MrAdzerman That's unfair. that poor old man has too much arthritis pain to get beaten up.

  • @CptQuestionMark Ummmmmm...... Didn't you miss Darth Vader?

  • @CptQuestionMark  lololollolol !!!!!!!!!1!!!

  • @CptQuestionMark Don't forget Leatherface and Pinhead

  • @Johny2662 and also yoda, vader, the joker, venom, penguin, batman, superman, gandalf, dumbledore.......

  • @CptQuestionMark That sounds like it could be the greatest movie ever made LOL

  • @CptQuestionMark If that were to happen, Samus would win.

  • @CptQuestionMark

    DO IT FAGGOTS!

    Seriously, someone should do it xD

  • @CptQuestionMark No items

    Final destinations

  • @CptQuestionMark Master Chief doesn't fit in that situation. How about... Deadpool!

  • @CptQuestionMark UM......GODZILLA WINS DUDE

  • jason vs micheal myers vs freddy vs chucky vs ghostface vs mecha jason in space.

  • when it showed jason in space it looked like hes about to fight master chief

  • ohh yea

  • it was jasons mother in the first movie

  • we got this we got this by the ass

    dawn of the dead

  • Who Thinks they should make a fighting game like Dedliest Warrior Legends

    But With Horror Characters from different years like Mrs Voorhees as an unlockable character Jason From Jason X Pinhead Chucky and so on and so on

    THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • @MrBill0327 this is a stup...endus idea. and it should be really bloody and also star freddy kreuger and michael myers ;)

  • @MrBill0327 Now that's a freaking good idea!

  • @MrBill0327 except of yapping about it cant u make the game? Become famous can earn heaps of money!!

  • @MrBill0327 I'd rather have it like Mortal Kombat. Its rumored that there will be a game like that for consoles and there already is for PC. Called Terrordome, but you cant download it any more.

  • Thumbs up if you think there should be a Freddy vs Jason vs Michael Myers

    or just Jason vs Michael Myers

  • Yo do a review of the movie of Jason vs Freddy.

  • 0:42 Whos that?

    Weird Al?

  • jason vs masterchief masterchief wuld kick his ass

  • How Jason calls hes pet ? here bitch here bitch bitch bitch

  • You wanna know the dumbest thing you'll every here...as a young child I use to get this confused with the ice cube movie Friday

  • @brawlerbob oh

  • @brawlerbob who could hate Kevin Bacon?

  • I sorry but I feel the the need to say this.

    Movies like "Friday the 13th" are sick and disgusting piles of cinematic garbage compared to films like "Halloween".

    I have no problem with blood and gore, but these movies portray females as sport to be slaughtered like a wild animal during open season.

    If you dont beleive me, just watch the "women in danger" special of Siskel and Ebert.

  • @Alevamltd

    actually, there is sorta a rumor/hidden message in the slasher genre, if u look at them, it usually involves douchebag teens that go smoke w/e they want and drink beer just before fucking eachother, and when their fucking is usually when they are killed, it goes by that its meant to scare kids and teenagers which in all honesty thats the majority of the horror genre audience, into not having sex and acting out and doing drugs

  • Jason vs a couple of the shrimp from district 9.

  • Does anybody know where "Monster Madness 2010" is aviable? Cuz James has not uploaded it on his channel...

  • @TheFartking90 the world would implode.

  • @TheFartking90 cinemassacre com is the site in witch you want to look:)

  • who would win jason or chuck norris

  • @Irongiantman007 the universe would implode.

  • You are an amazing reviewer

  • @SixthPlaneteer wow that must have sucked

  • I've met Kane. He's awesome.

  • @buzzardkiller92 lol you created a little playlist

  • @SandersonCallum Yup yup. Thanks for noticing. :)

  • 00:42 it's weird al yankavic

  • mrs. voorhes gives me the creeps i found a website where you can make your own pokemon cards i made on of her i did not like the way she stared at me so i flushed it down the toilet i went back a few minutes later to pee and the card was floating in there it scared me then i realized i forgot to flush

  • there should be alien and predater vs jason vorhees and freddy kreuger on the planet of the apes

  • @sephiroth8261 on halloween

  • @sephiroth8261 don't forget michael myers :D

  • @sephiroth8261 IN SPACE!

  • @sephiroth8261 get your claw off me you burned,weird looking man!!!

  • @sephiroth8261 and ash

  • @TheRokkiephantomlove And the terminator and Mr.T

  • @sephiroth8261 and chuck norris

  • @sephiroth8261 all of them vs chuck norris

  • @sephiroth8261

    I'm still waiting for Freddy vs Jason vs Ash

  • @sephiroth8261 in 3D!

  • @sephiroth8261 no it should be letherface vs jason vs freddy vs michael myers vs jigsaw vs the leperchaun vs chucky vs alien vs predator vs jaws on the planet of the apes

  • jason vs master chief who will win

  • friday the 13ths the most overrated horror franchise of all time.

  • i think number 13 should've been this one

  • 1:08 ...oookkkaaayyy

  • Hmm, arrow trough bacon...om nom nom..

  • This film hates women.

  • @027220 how does it hate woman? 

  • @Cropsy25 start at 2:00 here: Sneak Previews 1980 - Women in Danger (2of3)

  • @027220 but if anything there are more guys being killed than girls and the survivor is a girl i dont see how that hates woman i think more than anything the guys at sneak preview hated slasher films and that was just an excuse to make people hate the films.

  • @Cropsy25 Siskel and Ebert Discuss John Carpenter's Halloween

  • @027220 soo? lol just because two guys say that a movie hates woman doesn't make it so. does ALIEN hate woman? does Nightmare on elm street hate woman? does Scream hate woman? do any of those movies hate woman any more so than Friday the 13th? saying Friday hates woman is an excuse to bring down the movie and make people hate it.

  • @KyleGibbons91 Michael=GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!111

  • So what if Michael Myers was first? Jason would kick his ass any day. I mean, Michael was just a rip-off of Norman Bates.

  • Jason & Freddy FTW!!

  • was he fighting a power ranger at 1:21

  • @NintendmanMidget No, it's a guy in a mechanic's space suit.

  • Freddy v Jason is by far my favorite of the Jason/Friday the 13 movies.

  • Jason vs mike meyers Would be awsome

  • @not702 We have a piper down, repeat, a piper is down!

  • my mum was born on friday the 13th no joke

  • @singlecell55 I believe that.

  • Man Jason been to more places then me

  • hey i saw a red spartan at 1:21 xD

  • at 1:12, it's a spartan!!! xD

  • They shot the first movie at a boyscout summer camp that I go to named camp Nobebosco. We found a Jason mask from Freddy vrs. Jason, and we have the welcome to camp crystal lake sign hanging in the dining hall

  • Lol Jason vs masterchief

  • @thelancer300 fuck you thats retarted

  • @thelancer300 winner: neither because chuck noris jumps down kicks Jason and chief throws a atom bomb at chuck killing them all.

  • @thelancer300 masterchief but it would take a very very long time hed probally survive a sparton laster hit and get up and say "Is that the best you got?"

  • 1:21 was thaty masterchief fighting jason?

  • @xXxelerate Yep. Master chief lost and decided to take on un-immortal aliens

  • Speaking of which, I think you should have done Freddy vs. Jason

  • man, Jason is just a fucking killing machine, thats the best part of Friday the 13th, he's just relentless

  • @MetallicOpeth Yeah but he's not as good as micheal.

  • the guy jason fight in space looks like a halo soilder

  • IDC WHO WON THE BATTLE IN FREDDY VS. JASON!! I'M ALWAYS CHEERING FOR MY MAN VOORHEES!!!

  • 1:14 LMFAO!!!

  • 33 like freedy better

  • Whats not pointed out is that some of the Friday the 13th movies dont even take place on Friday the 13th. Evident by The Final Chapter, which takes place the next day after part three.

  • @danerogil How is halo more realistic COD is based around military operations and halo is based around aliens and seemingly unstoppable cybrogs or 'spartans' how is that more realistic im not saying halo is a bad game pearsonally i like the halo games but COD is defenintly more realistic sorry buddy.

  • jason vs master cheif(red) 1:21

  • Jason is by far the best slasher ever.

    1. He doesn't talk which makes him a little more creepy

    2. Only a family member can kill him

    3. Has pure brute strength