KassemG Santa Claus & Jesus (Unscripted Ep. 69)

[RalphMarx]

Jesus and santa are assholes........ *snicker*

[Spankyjohns]

Why is there even a hint of a lightsaber here. This was insanely funny and i'd love to see more video's like this

[xelusionx]

I am on ipod so i cant see comments so i thought i was only one who thought he looked like a jonas

[devonika91]

joe jonas? lololol

[RSFlamefunk]

Kassem's his brother.

[auburnboy100]

420 dislikes

[ENUFFLEGEND1]

jesus reminded me of frankie cocozza

[welovetrolling]

lawwwwwl

[avfromc]

what a dark twisted turn. from smoking pot to russian.

[emtpayislow]

Why go there? Unsubscribing.

[BaRH0oM]

kassemG ... u let me down ..... I'm unsubscribing ur ass b1tch

[eXpOsInGtheDaRk]

LMAO I thought it was great xD

[TH3BLAiSE]

what the hell? Who in the name of vishnu would dislike this? The only people who wouldn't like this video are people who are probably too shit to laugh about something other than the teletubbies or the annoying orange or who were offended by this.

And if you were offended by this then you were probably a faggot, a jew, a jewish faggot or just about anyone from the UK. .

[InspiredYouViewer]

I hope they see the like/dislike bar, and take it to heart. Maybe they will all kill themselves for uploading this. And then upload something better ASAP. I want my 4 minutes and 44 seconds back.

[TH3BLAiSE]

@InspiredYouViewe Lol faggot, why are you so pissed? This video was great and btw, there were more likes than dislikes bitch...

[draussie]

You're all going to hell with Rebecca Black.

[illbehavedmind]

Fail



[jdp2496]

This is tooooo far.

[oxxod]

@jdp2496 ummm y

[NoobsSince1903]

LOOOOL

[ghostrid3]

Sorry couldnt watch past the first minute, too corny, disliked

[Watsfordinnr]

im only here cause kassem told me to come.

[murdock465465]

Cheezus! Jesus does a lil snort of cocaine and everyone freaks out! -_- Get a life guys, seriously..

[Fynn93]

Not true, I would watch Unscripted if Kassem wouldn't be in it.

stop trollin around :D

[harrellsforhonduras]

One of the biggest wastes of human energy and internet space on YouTube….

Pure Hellish Blasphemy.

What more can one say “If you can’t find something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

[CxNavratil]

WTF?? IS that man at the start of the video his brother? he looked sooooo similar to kassem??

[Guilherme351]

not funny at all,

[hjupo99]

whoah shit, it was my birthday on the day they made this :)

[InsaneEllie]

I unsubscribed for a reason.. One of these is one.

[RedBlackAnd]

All you Christian cunts bashing this video....lol

[1985Mirabal]

it's a nice video

[WBFC1995]

@KassemG Your nose is bigger than your mums dick.

[MrEpicfaildrunkgirl]

Actually pretty funny, especially the guy that played jesus has some pretty good acting skills if u ask me :D

[HelloMerina]

stupid

[fruitloopnigg]

kassem is a boss

[Absentatio]

Lol kassem G knows how it feels to be on the other side of the table now

[lusence]

good video

i often find myself masterbating.

but thats not the point.

[mihaimoldo]

If this was any less funny i would get AIDS...

[DanOlooney]

the real slim shay please stand up

[adolphbot]

You look even worse without your hipster glasses. Please put them back.

[Schoif50]

In the unscripted part, eric needs to shut the fuck up

[DadizTV]

hey kassem ..... your name and ur brother's name are both arabic names =O

look it up

love you guys XD hehe

[nezy60]

holy shit!! its the guy from berets and bereta..!!! Woot Woot..!

[LAkingsstoll28]

ahah number 69(;

[XxOrcristxX]

John F'ing Na is F'ing Awesome !

[Ovisss]

This is Amezing! :) Loving it!

[Sw33t0991]

Making fun of Jesus is not gonna help you get more views. Fail.

[jusTeHz]

Watched cos KassemG said it was good, he lied.

[EnehMee]

@jusTeHz thats why his nose is long

[TheFilipShow]

@jusTeHz He said it was good coz he is on the video ._. It was not good,,, at all..

[juancho4life]

Whom ever directed this, should be stoned to death. Now that would be comedy. LOL :)

[98765432100041]

im going to unsubscribe to you for making this video.

[Absentatio]

@98765432100041 who the F*** cares

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

lmao omar looks like will smith

[hcDEATHTOSQUISHY]

i guess you have to be drunk or high to find this funny

[jmesl8er]

That was some funny ass shit

[Booth272]

I don't get it, is there supposed to be a joke hidden in there somewhere?

[deviceds]

Watch the video, read comments, Rate the video, Improve quality of YT Videos, Thats how my 2011 was. Good Times.

[TJHaskell88]

Weird hearing KassemG Say my last name..

[MrWahabD]

Where's KassemG?

[isyrc]

if Jesus wasnt that stoned he could have resurrected the bitch

[Nick84cy]

KassemG's cock is slightly bigger than his nose........hair

[bundeena123]

since when is Russel brand Jesus

[YooToo69]

''Yea soo funny''

[Karlskogasstolthet]

Its pathetic how they use KassemG in the video name when he's just in the end which isn't even a part of the real video, I guess they cant get views if KassemG dont help them out.

[RotomicP]

@Karlskogasstolthet He and Shaycard own the company so... It's helping him *facepalm*

[Karlskogasstolthet]

@RotomicP Shaycard? hmm do you mean Shaycarl? who cares if they own the company, its still pathetic when they use his name in the video name since the video suck. KassemG gets a bad reputation....

[1alexxutzzu91]

@Karlskogasstolthet True...

[jcola99]

haha the hooker died

[Qaphsiel1]

so what happend to there whore?

[Rhodecus]

episode 69. Santa & Jesus. lol

[StrawhatxLuffy]

Crap I thought that was ShayCarl... oo

[MrAndrewandmatt]

you need to check yourself if u find this funny you have serious self involved issues........wow i cant even believe you found this to be anything but repulsive

[ThRoW3D52]

Thanks, for wasting 5 min of my life.

[Kandycane360]

wooah r u indian??

[GuyLyddonable]

Wait, hang on, are the dislikes from American Jesus freaks? Or because it's shite, someone fill me in here.

[MrAndrewandmatt]

@GuyLyddonable its both

[PLAYBOY7509]

absolutely repulsive!

[tonbert]

Funny how when comedians talk on the subject of religion, it's funny. When YouTubers such as KassemG make a video on religion (such as this) that may have been something a comedian would joke about, people get butthurt. Get the stick out of your ass and appreciate the art of comedy.

[nihilumgehenna]

Fuck you. All I have to say to you. I am going to unsubscribe now from everything related to you.

[MrPixelMonster]

@nihilumgehenna u mad bro?

[nihilumgehenna]

@MrPixelMonster I used to be mad, but then I took... you know the story.

[MrAndrewandmatt]

@nihilumgehenna amen bro

[RedBlackAnd]

lol

[ChrisChibani]

You lost a subscriber.

[sreedmjK9]

Hahaha best birthday ever that guy was so disappointed when he drank the water haha. Dude but Russian Roulette between St. Nick and JC....would it really matter I mean if they are following the rules laid out for both of them then Santa is magic won't die doesn't matter and Jesus is already dead and kind of the song of God so it doesn't matter...and thats why they win haha.

[sreedmjK9]

@sreedmjK9

*son

[Mark0wnsYou]

Man they have a RED EPIC =0 those babies are like 30 grand easy

[worthy0ne]

Well, that guy is high lol.

[ZachPeeeee]

nice censor eric



[FoleyJeff92]

Jesus looks like Joe Jonas....

[GruntsForLunch]

@FoleyJeff92 ikr!

[Weeksy113]

santas boobs>_<

[PurpleZoombie]

267 people take a joke seriously.

[flo78italiaman]

That's great! Loved it...

Would be great if Shay does a video response to that ;)

[iBuckFutt]

I'm atheist but it seems like your shitting on a religion.

[gurraglad]

@iBuckFutt thats what smart people do

[goodkidz]

Try doing this with Mohammed and see how far you dickheads get

[zythepsarian]

OMG ITS SHAYCARL EXCEPT HES EVEN LESS FUNNY NOW :((((

[TheManjaBP]

@zythepsarian No.. His name is Rick.. check in the description O.o

[damianson]

@zythepsarian thats not him....

[wimbusht]

@zythepsarian uuuuur dumb.

[yourmumstitsarebig]

@zythepsarian He is not "less funny" at all ! He's just not a tub of lard anymore haha :) He looks great!

[epicwail]

@zythepsarian It isn't ShayCarl...

[liljafromiceland2]

@zythepsarian and where did you see ShayCaral inn the video

[chrisbroc]

fucking retarded, and disrespectful should be ashamed you made such a video.

[010loveu]

2:02



[010loveu]

2 things:

1. Kassem... showed what Judism is all about, eating jam donuts, having fun on Hannukah and then celebrating christmas!! :) (its true)

2. Was it just me or did Kassem look COMPLETLEY different?

[ActingDragon]

@010loveu for point 2, if you're referring to the guy in the beginning, that's not Kassem G, that's Omar another guy that works at the station but commonly mistaken as Kassem :P

[HolyNinja147]

i really dont get how people today can watch Jesus get insulted and laugh at it. hes a messenger of God! not just to christians but muslims and jews too.

[Diabeticfury]

Eric's brains are still vegetables

[319julia]

turning wine to water? I giggled

[sonicase]

Shut the hell up eric

[andrewwagdy107]

not cool ... anybody who wants to be funny would make fun fun of religious symbols to prove he's open minded !!! go get yourself a job losers

[metalkingdom100]

huh disrespectful people being "open minded" by not accepting other people have different views on things. how refreshing.

[slumster81]

2:19-2:26 is awesome

[pabvezz]

WAIT! This show is scripted?!

[annonymous990]

why the FUCK DOES KASSEM LOOK MATURE

[fishcakedog]

@annonymous990 No glasses.

[sokmonkeys]

heh...69...heh

[02bronxbombers]

That wasnt KassemG..............

[ArtificiallyFlavord]

I fucking LOVE this video, not gonna lie hahaha.

[MrheagBy]

Isn't KassemG Jewish

[samymelly]

@MrheagBy he has the nose down

[4393kb]

@MrheagBy he is muslim i think.Somewhere i read about it .

[GruntsForLunch]

@MrheagBy i thought he was muslim, hes from jordan..

[kel464]

@MrheagBy No, he's Muslim/Christain, He was born in Jordan and he is from Egypt

[Thinryana]

@MrheagBy hes muslim obviously

[yomamahouse235]

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER...santa and jesus are friends not enemies...(:

[mracoustik167]

I can see the #69 jokes coming..

[HistoryLubber]

ahahahaha "Judas, no!"

[affiia]

I can't recognize Kassem without his glasses.

[pupo1991]

i find this offensive



[mmarandola3]

@pupo1991 You are an idiot if you get offended by comedy.

[pupo1991]

@mmarandola3 yeah cause this was sooo hilarious....

[J0EYRAM0S]

WOW I did not like this video !! Eww its gross and perverted.

[eujeeves]

i liked the wine into water part! lolface

[JesBlazed1]

loosers, im unsub'n and never watching your bs videos.. SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR JESUS AND CHRISTIANITY jerks..

[ChosedOne]

@JesBlazed1 this made me laugh so hard....

[jomamainmyclass]

Omar look like he smoke them trees

[spree1546]

i want to fuck you Kassem.

[coolboyhanseh]

why didnt jesus bring her back to life then? :O?

[BlazingDeath108]

im guessing all the christians disliked this vid lol

[MeserithSama]

@BlazingDeath108 Nah, im a christian and i found it lolzie.

[mehdi11]

@MeserithSama thats weird

[BlazingDeath108]

@mehdi11 no, it's just called having a sense of humor

[ilovefood585]

lol



[Aaronandfabs]

now see, that could be shay as santa :3

[nickblaze420]

HOLY MAN TITS BATMAN

[epitaphcow]

@MultiGamingNinja lawl it's not even his birthday >___< no one knows when it is.

[epitaphcow]

LAWL

[TheBladeEdge]

unsubbing in 3....2....1

[lagoskid]

@TheBladeEdge LMAO!

[Loki394]

couldn't jesus just heal the hooker?

[Stabripbeef]

Kassem got a hair cut? Or is that his brother?

[nicedog79]

@MultiGamingNinja hey guess what, they made fun of him dec 21 :D

[alg1234567890]

@MultiGamingNinja Actually, they made fun on Dec. 21st~ ;D

[death1today]

didn't like this video,Unsub.

[AidanLMH]

@death1today no-one cares.

[death1today]

@AidanLMH oh

[jebasta123]

immature comment #261: it's episode 69...

[Gipple02]

I'd hang myself if I were in Kassem's family tree.

[AsianPersuASIAN22]

I like to place a piece of toilet paper in the toilet to cushion my poop so it doesn't splash on me.

[XxGamingXPrinceXx]

is omar kassems bo??

[Brandoregularo]

Jesus loves you?

[Aaron3Davis]

Thumbs up if Kassem's comment brought you here.

[dtejada11]

This is stupid.

[RESIDENTRYAN]

kassem has a brother???

[TheFusionHunters]

Wow, ppl hate on KassemG, lolz

[DerickPlaysPS3]

Guessing Santa use Just for Men