Bayonetta Joy Torture

[FacepalmNinja995]

@2:00, exactly what is going on at this point that makes her scream like that? I can never figure it out...

[XC11301991]

@FacepalmNinja995 Massive pain and sexual orgasm.

[Immagonko]

0:33 lol

[Romaniman]

The annotations had me rolling.

[satsugekibukouken]

i find this video easy to masturbate to

[popman638isthebest]

JAPAN IN A NUTSHELL?

[XC11301991]

@popman638isthebest More like men's fantasies in a nutshell.

[Zmanwarrior]

@XC11301991 As an experienced man I can tell you that THAT is not on my fantasy list.

[PXssss]

It funny how if you search ''Bayonetta'' and than press J the first word that come up is Joy and the second is torture.

[TheUltimateBeing01]

Is it wrong to be turned on by this?

[Biochemitra]

Finally, every gamer's dream! A boss you can finish off by attacking its crotch!

[smartbro678]

ooh la la look at that Pose looks hot fap fap fap fap

[xTrippTrappx]

Ah this game gets so much fan service. <3

[TheTrueTobi1]

My nose just bleed in an way similar to Sanji from One Piece when he saw all those mermaids. Best...Game...Evar

[BlackZero98]

What in the bloody fuck.

[WhiteYabuki]

I´ll love to have the same flexibility and do the final pose XD

[berdiebert1]

uhhh sm to the max?

[turtlesrule69]

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*...i just passed a level....

[vaikos]

Facepalm.

[XC11301991]

@vaikos I'm sorry I think you didn't do it hard enough.

[TheRealBarnez]

Rule 34.

[spivotz]

0:37

ok ok its sexy an all, but what the hell are they doing?

[XC11301991]

@spivotz IT wouldn't be more obvious.

[spivotz]

@XC11301991 ._. i dont understand please explain me

[dodiswatchbobobo]

@spivotz Isn't it obvious? They are having a sex contest. Angel Bayonetta is trying to show that she's better than our girl. And failing by the looks of those scores

[WhiteYabuki]

@spivotz Cat fight *3*

[Ulot3]

i dont really get the horse thing did she push down or something and did it go up her pussy?

[XC11301991]

@Ulot3 Look up wooden horse torture device. Basically it's a sharp edged device where the female victim is placed upon and allows the weight of her body to do damage upon the lower part of her body. Normally causes severe muscle damage that leaves the victim unable to walk without pain. In this case this one adds sharp triangular edges to add to the pain.

[oEQjet]

+1 for scores from the international judges

I kind of expected the french judge to be a stingy bastard but apparently he's into this kinda thing.

[dodiswatchbobobo]

@oEQjet French people are actually even more horny and disgusting than us americans

[BunnyAscending]

... My optometrist plays this game. I cannot look at him in the eyes without snickering ever again.

[mp32298]

I most be fucked the head cause all I can do is ask wtf is going on fun game god will kill us all are they even angles cause why do they look like demons when your beating them

[vicky1991daligirl]

my boyfriend owns the game i seen the funny fights even this one!

[snowonyx]

Reminds me of panty and stocking with garterbelt

[XC11301991]

@snowonyx Eh, Panty and Stocking is a lot more random. AND GOD! NEED FCKING SEASON 2 ALREADY!!!!!

[QuesoGr7]

@snowonyx

I said that after watchin the first episode xD

[nijvf]

Just three letters: wtf

[funnyfurtuson]

this is so hot...

[Momentum139]

Those captions just made this video a perfect win.

[Red3Gurl]

And that is the reason she is call joy.

[ZackyV69]

@Red3Gurl lol ohhh Joyy....

[xIegionx]

1:34

The gates of heaven? Lord be praised

[nightskier14]

no moew babies for joy..... fuckin christ dude :P

[SpeedyCraigerz]

did joy touch herself???

[marnerbroman]

Melpha's holy pose

[qwerty54321012]

lol

if the real olympic scoring was like that, it wud be a hell ava event :P

[NeoIsrafil]

My god...it's a vogue off o_O EVERYBODY VOGUE!

[Augustow09]

Oh I love that attack, Gave me such a hard on.

[SesshisGirl]

Ahh Joy.You bring us joy in our pants while Bayonetta relieves that joy by throwing Joy on a BDSM torture device.Wicked woman they are.Playing this game made be go lez for a whole week. =^-^=

[ShadowtailsST]

Aww... Her poor vagina. At least she seemed happy to go.

[cynicsfaith]

i love how this game doesn't take itself seriously

[Robtopia77]

Fake Bayonetta just got SERVED! :o

[4tahlulz4]

Loved the game. I love fresh games, and while the Japanese are fucked, they make fresh games. And this is a FRESH game. Like Devil May Cry 4 meets God of War meets hentai.

But i liked it, the humor and the sexual undertones that ran rampant through this game kept me on my toes, and made me laugh, some parts were hot, but i was always astounded with the constant barrage of awesome and fast paced gameplay.

Good job Japan, you didn't totally screw it up this time.

[Rodriquez124]

Love how you get a closeup of the jiggleing tits before the torture begins, those japs are sure dirty, but i like it ;)

[artcellrox]

Rapid stabbing...fight against a doppelganger...stylish kills...barriers that break on killing enemies...

It's like Kamiya's SCREAMING for fans to do Dante vs Bayonetta!

[BenitoraSan]

What the hell did I just watch?

Was that supposed to be a game?

[paddymoep]

@BenitoraSan I guess it is meant as a joke in some way, or has other reasons - but that doesn't cut it for me.

brb katawa

[dboyd1208]

did the developers smoke weed to make this scene bcuz if so i want some lol

[XC11301991]

@dboyd1208 Nah they were born in a magical place called Japan. Want to watch something really weird? Watch Samurai Robo Geisha trailer. Just that will make you go wtf.

[dboyd1208]

@XC11301991 i just watched and all i remember is exploding heads, monster arms and the most water-looking- blood i've ever seen XD

[QuesoGr7]

@XC11301991

Oh man, I remember when my friend showed me that trailer! xD

[1337ontoast]

@XC11301991 Samurai Robo Geisha lol

[MissNecrophiliac]

@dboyd1208 not everyone needs weed to be creative, smokey ;3

[dboyd1208]

@MissNecrophiliac lol i don't smoke i was just sayin'

[HyperSonicSquall]

@dboyd1208 its called imagination, and style, you should get some

[ItzOnur]

Omg the judges of you :D awesome :D

[Rorshock520]

Hi I'm 12 and what is this?

[Nondo]

Oh come on! Now I gotta change my pants. -_-

[thirtysilver]

Huh? That didn't happen when I fought her!

[TwystedMynd]

@thirtysilver You have to activate the torture attack by filling up your magic bar.

[StarBrown08]

I think this is seen on the Xbox 360, and yes, @scorpionblade, You did watch a little bit of porn, lol.

[Minwu325]

light coming out of her vagina

[makotomikami]

Naw, it's not a fan service game, just a series of polite suggestions on how women should be xD

[DocIdo]

This is one of those "Did that just happen?" moments.

[joahkun]

Gah, I missed the torture scene!

[KSClaw]

*raises eyebrows at last attack* good lord

[cynicsfaith]

loved the judges scoring. Bayonetta is a sexy game with a sexy heroine. But seriously, the Joy is pleasuring herself...it won the contest.

[ZDimitriDE]

who was turned on by joy's intro ? >.>

[smilemkay]

ROFL That was so funny when the scores popped up

[deztructicus]

she shouldn't have killed her till i finished fapping!!!!

[Bulacanos]

Nice touch on the score cards

[StupidAquarius]

loling at the scores

[goldzero1203]

I like.

[Sparda98]

when i seen this in a trailer before the game was out i thought this was like her "devil Trigger" or something

[bandit8e]

I heard the maker of the game got mad that ppl took this game and made porn pics of her and then i look at some of the game o.O he/she kinda set himself up for it

[XC11301991]

@bandit8e Lol in Japan, anything will be turned into Hentai and hentai doujinshis no matter what. No matter even if its something about kindergarteners. So I was a little surprised that the creator himself was acting a big ignorant here.

[minic78]

@XC11301991 ESPECIALLY if it's about kindergartners. About 75% of building materials used in Japan contain some sort of mineral that makes the men lust after prepubescent girls and speak Japanese.

[moonlitwolfspirit]

@XC11301991 I think he was mad because Bayonetta was being turned into a helpless slut who would be submissive and take it any which way rather than the dominating fucking awesome witch she is.

[XC11301991]

@moonlitwolfspirit Nah, most H doujin artist don't like to break the how the character is suppose to be. Most of the ones I found are humorous as they are similar to the real Bayonetta herself. Still a dominatrix if not in all the H doujins I have of her.

[Dynaman21]

@moonlitwolfspirit That's it. He apparently doesn't mind the porn (considering this game is completely shameless) as long as it sticks to the character.

That sounds just as strange as I thought it would.

[Shatteredworld]

@bandit8e I hear it wasn't the act of turning it into hentai, it the role most of them put Bayonetta is, which was a submissive one. Bayonetta is NOT submissive, as shown in game.

[Jowain92]

I am wondering, who is the voice actress for Bayonetta? to me it sounds like Claudia Black (voiced Morrigan in Dragon Age Origins), but the Bayonetta wiki says its Hellena Taylor. which one is right?

[XC11301991]

@Jowain92 Wiki might be right. I currently don't have the game anymore so sorry I can't check for you.

[thirtysilver]

@Jowain92 The credits of the game say that it's Hellena Taylor.

[TheChoujinVirus]

Bayonetta Wins!

FATALITY!

[kickassmage]

fuking game gave me a hard on for 2 weeks

[kickassmage]

the pose battle was so unnecessary but soo awesome

[conchdomsponge]

IT GLOWS!! O.O

[MercyAngelShin]

I just realized this is Chapter 6, Verse 9. 69.

[unknowndudewak]

BONDAGE KILL OMG

AWESOME

[ichigopockychan]

so after she shows herself, Joy...spreads her legs WIIIIDDDDDEEEEE open for us to see her...vagina...

what on earth have these developers been sniffing and where can I get some?

[XC11301991]

@ichigopockychan It's called Japan. Land of pornographic content and fanservices.

[DarkFrDragon]

@XC11301991 and mushrooms (katamari)

[Kojain]

Angels aren't suppose to do THAT! LOL

[johnvip123]

LOL with the point meter XD

[BlaxxShadow]

Best...attack...EVER!!!

[AtticWarrior1994]

Dance off.

[Prnnce]

boom headshot

[XC11301991]

@Prnnce Dunanana danaaaa! Duuuun duun. Snipa's a good job mate. It's challenging work. I'll assure you'll never go hungry, cause at the end of the day, as long as there two people left on the planet, someone's going to want someone dead.

[Prnnce]

@XC11301991 My parents don't care for it

[SephyBea]

The best bit about this were the scores. Well played annotations, well played.

[xRozenAliceX]

...o...ouch... .-.

[Kisame11709]

Let the record show the Joy is the most Lustful angel... TO HELL WITH THEE!!!!!

[funkygreenmonkee]

She is so fantastically sexually intimidating. 

[cargochaos]

i pissed my self with laughter at this part of the game

[belondoboy]

this scene alone has put joy as one of my most favorite characters in bayonetta

now excuse me while i fa - i mean watch...

[DrBCorwen]

Am I the only one who isn't disturbed by Joy's design and execution...?

[Asianblade75]

Orgasmic.

[badrhey18]

1:37.... common! let me see there scores! i wanna see... probably 10+ for all country!

[NathanVernon]

I dont get whats so kinky about this O_o apart from the part where she moans when she changes from bayonetta to the angel.

[XC11301991]

@NathanVernon If you saw the ending you would realize that's the best part. BDSM.

[Semisoma01]

@NathanVernon Internet guys see everything as kinky. Don't worry about it.

[Kojain]

Best Torture in the Game! LOL

[CyanDeath]

...

Wait, wut?

[eqsaz]

@JenOtaku123

"Beating it on hard"?

[QuesoGr7]

@eqsaz

heheh, I see what you did thar. xD

[NeAt0B0rRit0DUDE]

@JenOtaku123 lol i completed it on saturday on normal then i gave i hard a try and lol i couldn't get past the first bit were their at the grave yard so i was like i need to get some treasures and suff so i went through thee game on on easy to get loads of halos and i managed to complete it on in one day wait not even a day like six hours and that's how easy it was so now im trying it on hard

[NeAt0B0rRit0DUDE]

@JenOtaku123 well your comment was posted two weeks ago so im guessing that you completed

[Neblung]

@JenOtaku123

Um.....did she just..is that a...and then she...

*goes to gamestop to pick up a copy*

[iknowall493]

If dante was a girl!

[RyunSharp]

The Joy died in a sexy and stylish way.

Their death made me HORNY!

[Semisoma01]

@RyunSharp I wouldn't exactly call that a sexy way to die. Unless you're an extreme sadist, on the serial killer level.

[EphraimEndre]

Heh, I didn't have torture when I fought her so I was surprised.

[shockwave724]

hah, i lol'd at the score cards :D

[Flamingred123]

This really made my day XD

[karcsikaka]

OMG 1: 38 XD

[Allday524]

Does anyone else love how when Joy realizes what's about to happen, she tries to run? Lulz, no one escapes Bayonetta

[Rekteha]

WAHAHAH

[WolvenRose16]

Where they having a dance off at the begining?

[chaoszcat]

Playing Bayonetta third time, and we still think that this torture is a kind of.... sm? Haha :D

[MegaBondagemon]

It *IS* S&M :3

[EnderSquared]

ow...that looked like it hurt at the end... XD

lol'd withthe judges! very smart! :)

[SquallLion90]

=D!!!!!!

[scorpionblade]

Did I just watch porn?

[ItzOnur]

@scorpionblade Yes you did... go shame your self !

[iXenomorph]

I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game... I need this game...

[zzxiaoxuzz]

lols...aww...i wanted to enjoy it more...purposely made the fight last 20++ mins just to see wad skills she comes up with....XD XD

[dragune185]

This guy know what score to give to Joy.

5 stars and a perfect twenty.

Lols.

:-D

[lookingformom]

1:37 - If there ever was an official "wtf" video game award, that would win. Hands down.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

as an atheist i love this game even more

[asdf1000000]

lol'd at the "judges". Good job <3

[princessmonokae]

evidently to win a diva witch off fireworks must go off when you spread your legs.

[poketpossum]

i wonder how many people touch themselves while playing this game...

[HAN0N1viBritannia]

I know I do. ;D

[xaina222]

wow ! at 1:38 that area is really joyful !

[epic95]

eh hmm this oddly aroused me..

[ChronalisArh]

How come the angels powers seem to originate from the same area that getting desecrated in the rather kinky torture attack?

[XC11301991]

Because it let's us know where the power of women comes from. At the same time it's also their weakness. o-o

[drumxmajor]

@XC11301991 And a man's "power" not also his weakness? I would say all it takes to prove it is a fairly swift and emasculating kick to the appropriate area.

[drumxmajor]

@XC11301991 And a man's "power" not also his weakness? I would say all it takes to prove it is a fairly swift and emasculating kick to the appropriate area.

[InsaneKamui]

Despite this game just being a copy of DMC with different skins and voice overs, it's pretty hot

[jackkrap]

It really isn't. I didn't have that much fun with Devil May Cry.

[JoJoStarFire]

The first time I saw joy, I was like OOOOk, then when I saw the torture, it was like. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk.

[LadyNinjaKagero]

This game screams pure sex XD

I really enjoy playing this game I love Bayonetta she is not only sexy but very badass :D

[RhanC777]

Damn....

This game is very sexual.

[pivotrsr]

@RhanC777 sup rhan lmao dude this games is awsome if u have a ps3 of 360 this is a must buy

[pivotrsr]

oh anyone but me wants to do joy i dont care what any one says i would screw joy any day she is so hot

[XC11301991]

You and me both. There's such a lack of joy Hentai pics.

[pivotrsr]

@XC11301991 yea man they need more sriously i saw you say something about a doujin with joy in it can u send me the links to those and the links to the other doujins i would really apreciate it man btw awsome video ty for posting i personally love this scene the most in the game and the annotations was hilarious

[randumgamer]

1:30 gaga.... :P uncalled for !! but cewl x3

[hieisshadow]

i'm a girl and this makes me want to play...

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

lol cool

[tomsquirrel]

Damn I just love the music in this game :P

[jackkrap]

Ah yes. The nonsensical angel provocatively touching herself while the majestic theme plays.

[Baoudor]

yes...remember this game is basically a cultist's wet dream....I'm serious. morals aside this game rocks. so..um..yeah really...this game is BUILT around sexuality...so, er....well this is normal isn't it?.....to do the guillatine move Bay has to kick the angel in..well, you know where then put her foot on his rear to hold him in place in a rather..odd position...you see where im going? so this is normal...for the game...God be merciful to the design team xD