Patrice Oneal says he doesn't need his "cheerleaders!"

[graitbritton]

I miss this nigga he was one of the realest dudes may he be worthy of Allah (swt) mercy. He will be missed.

[Mangobrain82]

" wait lemme put my ring back on. Ha ha ha he he he ha ha ha"

[donwhone000]

WOW havent heard baltizar since he left Jamn94.5 in Boston and get replaced by Ramiro.....Patrie = top 10 comedians out right now

[Andros1921]

is the guy the hole?

[max725power]

"A whole family slept in that lettuce."

[DaveRocky27]

That laugh is so annoying, I can't even enjoy Patrice.

[jcb6090]

Patrice visits a show with a HOLE!

[Zekkxy]

@jcb6090 And he pretty much destroys her. Fucking LOVE Patrice.

[SBruning]

Is that Molly Schminke in the background

[Greed23]

that music at the end's creepy

[guipur]

There are more boys being born than girls.. Way more....

[Morbideth69]

Patrice is one funny motherfucker..

[Conail23]

if u got no faith or morals than yeah u got no answer, but geez, most of us got beliefes and we arent just gonna have like three four wome at once, although i understand why some ppl think its a good idea

[TaureanRuler]

"its like the mafia" #LOL

[BLO68]

This is why Patrice rocks. He destroys other radio shows. This bitch needed to get verbally smacked around.

[XtraTrstrL]

Lose what 3-some bit? The dude said him 'n his girl are happy with their situation, 'n that's their situation. I'm not into it, but they are 'n seemingly get along well that way - so it's none of my or your business to say they need to change.

WTF, just let him do him - You can do you. End of story.

[MrJAV90]

Patrice does'nt need to even make a joke to make people laugh, thats crazy

[LikwidSnake]

You know what? If you can get away with it ... go for it, man! But life usually doesn't fit into any set of rules and regulations no matter what they are.

[submissivelover]

i dont think his philosphy can build a healthy constructive loving relationship. sleeping with other people, while participating in a relationship with one women, i dont think it goes to a healthy trust. it cheapins the relationship with the girl you have already. i think relationships should be about love and faithfullness. it reverts to a simple fuck buddy. it completely defeats the purpose of bieng in a relationship in the first place if its an open relationship, thats just a booty call then

[rasranks]

different strokes for different folks

[submissivelover]

im not saying its a bad thing to have multiple partners. nor is patrice o'neal wrong for believing that it is okay. i just think open relationships cannot in any way help a relationship between two people. im not saying its bad or wrong

[rasranks]

thats cool. But also know there is a shortage of guys out there,its better to put it out there than to sneak around, and if your partner is cool with it,hey it works for everyone

[submissivelover]

its wierd, theyre is a shortage of men. and yet women still get raped. its like, theyre isnt even that many of us, and this bitches still dont care. standards are still to way goddamn high

[s0undtribe]

it's all bullshit, it's for the air, it's a bit and it makes him interesting and captivating. he does well it's what comedians do when mics go on. he doesn't live anything like that at all in real life.

[submissivelover]

that could be true too

[submissivelover]

it never struck me as the truth, not at any point of his "routine". it caught me off guard when theyre were guys cheering him on in these comments. guys saying "You know what? If you can get away with it ... go for it, man!" like that shit is what i found stupid

[ElProximo]

Yeah I actually agree with you in principle here. Patrice O'Neil is absolutely hilarious but this is one of his 'running bits' I do not find that funny, a bit juvenile but even worse is the types who are hooting and 'Yeahhhh.. if shes into it then WOOOT'.

btw.. the whole 'menage et trois' deal is not as 'YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!' as so many teens and teen-brained young men might suppose.

Patrice rules but ya I wish he'd lose this 'threesome' bit.

He is better than it.

[submissivelover]

He is a fabulous comedian, but of course i dont find this comedy funny. And i think all these things were very insensitive, and in a way he is very much objectifying women by saying they age like car value?

Its just hurtful, but i know he means well. It just still bothers me to hear it. Which is difficult to do, Because now i have to filter This mans comedy. So i dont feel offended half the time by his ideals about women. Or the alternatiive is to stop listening to him entirely

[ElProximo]

Patrice and Chris Rock. The comparison I'd make is they are both famous for what is (oddly enough) 'fair is fair' challenges.

Rock will begin humiliating 'dumb white people' but just when so many are screaming approval - surprise - now he goes even harder on 'dumb black people'.

Patrice seems to do the same sort of thing with genders.

He will just humiliate and degrade men.. but then flips it.

I get it but I also lean to your disappointment at the trashy stuff.

I think he can do better.

[lizardkings859]

says the submissivelover.  lmfao... thats so funny

[submissivelover]

You know what...your to easy LoL

Lizard King? thats a Jim morrison Reference? RIght? he was the Lizard King!!! Nah, im not een goanna do it.

[mongolenpup]

@submissivelover shut up bitch

[submissivelover]

@mongolenpup Fuck you, you motherfucking faggot.

[mongolenpup]

@submissivelover get that sand out your blabbering vagina.

[submissivelover]

@mongolenpup And take the tweezers of that prick between your legs when you jerk off faggot, Cuz you gets no Bunssszzz LuLzzSzZZsSzZZ

[DrePants44]

@mongolenpup and @submissivelover aww true love.

[Wubnig]

@ElProximo Heres the thing... It's not a bit. That's part of patrices life.

[ElProximo]

@Wubnig

I was thinking that was probably the case too.

[mkmvt]

you know nothing about this guy do you? what kind of unhappy sissy are you in your love life that you have to be hatin

[pongkong1337]

nope

[staticks]

Patrice is doing a fantastic job of pretending he wants to be there.

[KoalaSex2]

balthazar...first of all thats the worst name of all time, second of all, WHAT AN ANNOYING LAUGH HOLY SHIT

[Stimuli2000]

"This is a little flaw, we'll see if we can get this dude out of his Hapiness" LOL!!!!!!

[Keyo717]

The reason you can't have 2 and 3 women is because your a fat shit

[RaelSugar97]

uhh he has 2/3/89 women douche

[turgeonphilippe]

that is smart! and funny...so is he!

[LoutheFinger]

"A whole family slept in that lettuce." Brilliant.

[mooseboy84]

Womens value are like cars, not like houses... LOL!

[ThousanWhite]

This guy makes sense

[ultrakool]

C'mon Patrice, now. That rap is laid down in every major urban center in the US. Why do you think we got a "ghetto paternity" problem as it is?

[Hannitymustdie]

defective condoms sent to the ghetto by "the man"?

[bhlaab]

i dont think he lives in the ghetto

[ultrakool]

he may not, but his philosophy do, yome sane bro?

[GreenCyn]

Always wondered what happened to Maria.

[mrbiggz1984]

she had this same convo on OnA, funny as hell

[ixcuincle]

LOL IT'S A MORNING ZOO

[rmeddy1]

a whole family slept in that lettuce. aha ha ha

[Jboxton]

Wow....this clip brings a new meaning to the term "black hole".

[narg]

Patrice is best on OnA

[MisfitDoctor]

Patrice is the best comic ever!

[billfenner1967]

Long live the King! Patrice rules.

[TillThenPlease]

F#@k. Cool!

[Maj0ra]

I don't agree with him at all, it's just fucking wrong in my eyes. I'm old fashioned.

[retrophillysoul]

I hear you, but maybe you should look at it like "it's wrong FOR ME". Because I think a lot of things aren't right for me personally, but I'm not arrogant enough to think that I should throw the rules of my life on everyone else. I'm just saying.

[Maj0ra]

I never ONCE said "I'm throwing my life onto him" I just think it's wrong, I don't give a fuck if he fucks 5 circus midgets in his free time, I'm just saying that I just don't agree with him. don't call me arrogant because I just don't agree with something.

[retrophillysoul]

Show me where I called you arrogant. I didn't. That was just your knee-jerk reaction to my point below, when I said, FOR ME, it would be arrogant on MY PART to do that. But knee-jerk reactions seem to be your calling card. Try to be more nuanced in your thinking.

[116Bears]

@retrophillysoul

That is way too intelligent of a comment for Youtube. Admit you are a spy sent by Crackle and perhaps you shall be spared.

[OTKP]

hahahahaha yeah she does look like a bully and yea Patrice should have his own show that guy is too funny

[ejjigga]

Why hasn't E-Lo given this man a full time spot on XM dammit!

[ejjigga]

Dude, I just saw this exact same comment on another Patrice vid. Are you gonna "copy/paste, copy/paste, blind cc" on all of them?

[g0ronchev]

cunt

[cmgcp72]

shut up morron.. or idiot

[boothesquirrel]

Yeah, they really aren't that rare, I've talked to a lot of girls with them.

[oavirus]

I second that. Patrice is a comedy god, and a relationship expert.

[zumaria]

Why's everyone have a problem believing she'd be into this? A lot of people have open relationships. They don't usually work... don't mean people aren't into it.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

man, i totally agree with patrice.

[cushe83]

I think patrice is full of shit because i saw behind the scenes on his show and his girlfriend flipped out when he did a sketch with him just dancing on to girls.

[PattyOCripply]

He also described how he had a threesome with his girlfriend and another chick on the air.

[cushe83]

so , that was a consentual thing that she was a part of, I can see hwo it would be different to her. Dosn't change the fact that she still flipped out when he was just dancing on two girls as part of his job.