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  • i think jake johannsen's burning river of gas is a better idea.

  • OMG that ass on related videos about organic shit...get it off ppleeezzz i cant stop looking aah

  • What the fuck is up with all the bewb vids in related vids???

  • @theanvilcracks Maybe because "Showtime" is in the tags for this one ?___?

  • @SerPinkKnight @SerPinkKnight lol, oh yeah.... but.... so are "taxes" and "data"....?

    lol...bewbs...

  • Now P&T should do an episode about what MEXICO does to illegal immigrants, lol.

  • I think the best solution is to just annex Mexico.

  • @l337pwnage half of Mexico was annexed by the US a 100+ years ago,,,that is texas, California,Nevada, Utah and parts of Wyomingm Nevada and New Mexico

  • @rodran5000 Then it won't be a big deal when we finish what we started.

  • I disagree with the explanation of minutemen seeing as how it represents the "NATIONAL GUARD". Look at the NG seal. It's a minuteman. Either way, they're there to protect the country. I have no problem with immigrants, I served with MANY in the Army, but their families all managed to come here, LEGALLY. These guys all became US citizens. Do illegal immigrants want to be US citizens or "legal" residents?

  • @RolandStGermain Linus Torvalds was Finnish. Because of him you're allowed to use Youtube, because without Linux, 75% of the internet would not exist, neither would the super computers keeping Kim Jong-il from doxing your country's defenses as well as 95% of the rest of the worlds fastest and most secure super computers(all are immensely inferior to Japan's K-Computer, which also runs Linux), 70% of mobile phones would also be non-existent.

  • @RolandStGermain Mexicans are of European heritage you dumb fuck. Where are Spain and Portugal? (Oh wait I'm quizzing an American on geography, nevermind lololol)

  • It's funny to see how we humans may fight against each other over something as trivial and ficticious as patriotism. We're all citizens of the world. Countries were a political necessity, because people needed to protect their food and assets from other people. We don't need "countries" anymore, since we have enough of everything to spare.

    To all detractors of this notion, please read about The Zeitgeist Movement. Peace.

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  • just ignore faggot commentors... they dont know shit.... 12 yr olds with opinions

  • @hassshaassh i think the age of having a credibly factual opinion is 17

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  • FUCKING PILGRIMS!!!

  • Yeah. Americans had a illegal immigrant problem... I mean Native Americans.

  • Fucking pilgrims! Fucking buckles on your fucking hats!!! LMAFO!!!

  • fucking pilgrims

  • is not as if the USA hasn't got enough room,lol

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  • @RolandStGermain Daww, aren't you adorable? But thanks to you and your lovely grasp on electing presidents and handling economy, the rest of the world is now plummeting due to the little tiny bit of overinflation US has done to the dollar. Not to mention the bailouts of the economic sectors and the pointless war. I am without a doubt certain that you voted for bush, and live somewhere in the vicinity or on the 'bible belt'. There is no other way i'm talking to a person who has less IQ than 90.

  • @Kanakotka What you've just said proves more point exactly. If your economy went through some troubles, no one would notice or care. The sauna business isn't exactly that important outside of Finland. You can make judgments about me from the comfort of your seat but I'm more respectful than to try and do that from mine. My computer doesn't give me delusions of grandeur in the way that yours apparently does for you.

  • @RolandStGermain Yep, you certainly voted for Bush. Aren't you so sad he didn't get a third term?

  • @Kanakotka Nope, Kerry, conversation ended. You are irrational and not worth my time.

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  • @RolandStGermain You call others irrational and assume that US grasp on world economics has anything to do with anything else than geographical location. That's so adorable.

  • @RolandStGermain Nobody eats from US's table. If they did, they would all starve to death. US has absolutely nothing, it is dead in education, has one of the most corrupt governments in the world, physically incapable of manufacturing it's own products, barely able to spell it's own words, has the worst music on the planet (Central America, Asia, Europe and Africa, etc created all the good genres), and most of the modern worlds shittiest Television shows (and so very few of it's good ones).

  • @RolandStGermain I can call you a racist, can I? Thank you, because you're a fucking racist.

  • @RolandStGermain 3 Guess what!!! USA is a THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. It`d not like it used to be.... it sucks now...SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES are so much healthier, happier, more peaceful, more fun, better food, etc etc

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  • they're all elderly people lmao

  • why does humanity even need these "teams" and all these imaginary lines in the sand??

    its fucking childish shit

  • Can't believe fucking Homo Erectus had the fucking balls to emigrate from Africa to Eurasia, fucking early hominid bastards.

  • Gotta love the story of the ranch owner who's ranch was on the border and he caught some illegals coming across his land. He tried to take them into custody and in doing so smacked on of them on the head with a blunt object knocking him unconscious. The illegal sued and took the man's ranch from him which had been in his family for many generations all because he tried to protect his land from illegal trespassers. I wonder if the judge who awarded the illegal was mexican.

  • americans got all the police state crap at the airports while the terrorists can simply walk in at their borders

  • "Mexico is a third world country and The USA is a first world country."

    And?

    "European Americans are a first world people. Mexicans are a third world people."

    And?

    "If enough Mexicans come to this country, America will become a third world country."

    Wrong First using "third world counrty" is wrong and old. It was used to describe the First World (NATO), the 2nd world (Warsaw Pact) and the Third World (the rest). And Mexico's economy is not the same as Zimbabwe (another "third world countrty")

  • The correct way to describe Mexico is "developing country", which, by the way, belongs to the G5, the five emerging economies: Mexico, Brazil, South Africa, India and China. People are not what makes a country a "First/Developed" or a "Third/Developing" country, it's the ECONOMY, which makes it so. Also, The Cold War is over! There are no more "First/Second/Third Worlds"!

  • @sidwerd1hater // Thank you, well put.

  • @RolandStGermain Actually there are several parts of Mexico that is quite developed and modernized, some portions of there country do have a stable economy and also have reliable people. Mexico compared to other third world countries don't have that much poverty and most people there can read and write.Even people of European decent move there fto places like Mexico City. The current problems there are drug cartels and unemployment but there now fighting to reduce that.

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  • @RolandStGermain // So does Eugenics work? How do you explain a normal couple that has an autistic child? Or someone developing epilepsy whose relatives never had it? So how did European Americans get to be the better strain? Were they mixed with another strain previous to being European American or were they born like that? Please explain your definition of "better bred".

  • @RolandStGermain // Also, you stated that "If enough Mexicans come to this country, America will become a third world country".. can you also explain this? I'm not following how this will happen, when it will happen, how much is 'enough' and better yet, how to stop it from happening?

  • @RolandStGermain that really doesnt work

    the human genome is sooooo damn big, and all those pesky chromosomes

    problems occur randomly through mutation

    yes some diseases are hereditary

    but look at history

    you think some bad diseases would have killed of entire groups of people and cease to exists, doesnt happen.

    again mutation, too amny chances for something to go wrong

  • You obviously can't even STATE an argument. Do you know what half of the words you use mean? You talk about eugenics, and you define nationalities in terms of biological features. Well, what then is a "European American" or a "Mexican" in terms of biological features? I didn't know nationality was encoded in people's DNA... Before comparing people to dogs, you should read a little of the nineteenth-century already discarded theories you are invoking, because not even these say that.

  • @nonh1 Wah, wah!

  • @RolandStGermain Wow! Amazing reply! "Wah, wah!" Inmortal words from no on. Immanuel Kant couldn't have put it better. (In case you didn't get, which is probable, it was sarcasm.)

  • @nonh1 I was simply stating a typical Humean argument.

  • @RolandStGermain Hehehehe. You saw I quoted the name "Immanuel Kant" so you searched in the Wikipedia for something related to quote, just to appear smart, and you came up with the totally unrelated adjective "Humean". Oh how lovely!

  • @nonh1 That reminds me of Levinas.

    

  • @RolandStGermain You have the right to have and state your bigoted irrational believes, just don't try to rationalize them and justify them, it just makes you look dumber.

  • @RolandStGermain It seems as though you mean 'White' instead of 'European'.

  • @RolandStGermain true Eugenics does work, IN FRICKEN THEORY! but since the criteria for breeding is having money, (for humans) not better genes (like how the "best bred" dogs, all have horrible health defects)...well yeah, those with the most money in past European (and really, every human civilization) societies have been a small amount, as in MEGA INTERBREEDING FUCK UPS! Eugenics is based on natural selection, people that are weaker die off much more easily in 3rd world countries, not first.

  • @RolandStGermain actually if a nation isolated from the rest of the world and they can only breed with their "good strains" of pure american or english or whatever the said nation will eventually become so related that their DNA starts to be to alike and the people will become retarded and ugly.

  • @RolandStGermain // I don't think Mexico is classified as a third world country anymore. By saying "European Americans are a first world people", do you mean they are superior because they are European Americans or because they happen to be born in a capitalistic country? "If enough Mexicans come to this country, America will become a third world country' - please explain how this will happen and how much is enough. Please present a valid argument to rationally argue against.

  • @wokkitout Dude Mexico is a Third World Country. When your own President doesn't give a shit about cartel murders and is probably bought off/threatened by them, your country is fucked and is third world.

    Around 2009 it got so bad that the Ambassador to USA of Mexico was begging the United States to legalize pot and come down to help them or the cartel was going to murder everyone.

  • @rakuencallisto Your severely mistaken, Mexico is not a third country at all, and have you heard about the mexican drug war? it's the mexican government vs the cartels look it up, THEY DO GIVE A SHIT. Plus Mexican government isn't scared of the cartel dude and their fighting this without any US intervention.

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  • I love when people use the indians and pilgrims as an example for modern illegal immigration. did the pilgrims and additional immigrants of the time not come here and brutally assault the native populous for their land and take over? so they are saying that's what they want to happen today with modern illegals and US citizens. Just let em' in because the indians didn't fight off the settlers like we can do to the illegals of today.

  • 150$ but the work is not full time and if you cut your thumb off you are fucked for life :D

  • Why do you think the "Conservative" Bush fixed it so they could break the wall down in 3 minutes?

  • The leaders of this country (Rep. or Dem.) could care less how many Mexicans come into this country. They all want cheap labor for the benefit of the corps. who stuff money into their pockets.

  • This show has a unique way of being funny. It builds comic tension through wisecracks almost to the laugh-out-loud threshold and stays there for a while, until all it takes is a small humorous moment, like Teller squeezing the trigger of a drill at the pilgrims, to go over the edge. That, by itself, is hardly enough for a smile, but on top of the built up comic tension, it's very funny.

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa Illegal immigrants in Mexico, such as El Salvadorans and Hondurans, are being hacked up by gangs and being abused by the Mexican Federals. Mexico has a border fence blocking out Central Americans. In Costa Rica there is currently a big issue with illegal immigrants coming in from neighboring countries. Think it's just a race issue? Think again.

  • @AnAmericanPatriot251 Why the fuck do you think people want to get out of there?

  • @wasp9 Not really sure what using the word "fuck" contributed to your question. It is a way of translating your frustration? Anyways, I was responding to "quineroulentquadeuxa". Look at his comment up above. He is basically pointing to non-Hispanic Americans as being immigrants and Hispanics as not being immigrants. He or she is a part of a burgeoning group of Latinos who disown their Iberian ancestry and completely claim themselves as indigenous.

  • @wasp9 Likewise, I was pointing out the further hypocrisy of Mexicans condemning Americans response to the border and illegals. My aunt was an anchor baby, my cousins are half-Hispanic, my first girlfriend was illegal, I'm a minority in my town, and I attend a college that is 86% Hispanic. I also live a half-hour from the border. Trust me, I know this issue well.

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa You can do that...we'll just tell you to go back to Spain. I am descended from a Native American, but once you have just ONE European ancestor, you cannot TRULY be Native, regardless of if you have a tribal card. Anyways, why hold the actions of your or my immigrant ancestors against us? We were both born in the New World. I was born in the United States, not sure about you. But this day and age we have laws we have to abide by.

  • My opinion is there are 2 ways to deal with illegal immigration. First is to crush illegal immigrations and force them underground as is currently done.

    The second is to reform our tax codes to take advantage of these illegals. INSTEAD OF having an income tax, let's just let them all in and slap a consumption tax on them. That forces them to contribute to the Government to survive rather than our current system that merely forces them underground.

  • they're building the new berlin wall...

  • Whom did the Native Indians conquer to take over America?

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa

    their dead and back then there wasn't a government and the natives didn't ask anyone to leave... aside from possibly their camps.

  • "A lot of times illegal Americans will do jobs legal Americans will just not do." Yeah not for 150 a day.

  • @jac4020 We can pay Americans more, but would you pay five bucks for an apple?

  • @viniciusb Wow you may have a point there. Who would want to pay five bucks for an apple..... I wonder how much paying for an illegal's health care, food stamps, education of them and their kids, oh and the cost of dealing with their drug suppliers and dealers. I wonder what that does to the cost of not only my apple but everything else? Oh wait they pay for sales tax, and so do I and a bunch of other taxes. So Sure vini that is one cheap apple.

  • @jac4020 // yeah they will, if not, what is the purpose of staying? having the risk of being sent back makes one work even harder at the job. stop posting dumb shit on my page. ever seen a "i'm not gonna lie, i need a beer" sign? in my homeland, if you can walk, you can work. go troll on a panhandler video.

  • @wokkitout // $150 a day is not bad. that's $39k a year; don't be greedy.

  • @wokkitout  Remove taxes, social security, and health care to that then tell me how much it is.

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa They also came here legally and went through the citizenship progress. You may say it is expensive, hard to do, and they have to learn english. Well people of all other nationalities do it every day. Mine did it in 1927.

  • @jac4020 // also, i was reading the comments you've made on other peoples videos (judge judy), where are you getting your information from? it's one thing to be sarcastic, but to drop a line and pose it as fact is another.

  • @wokkitout CNN and Fox News, after reading that last bit maybe you have a point about my facts not being that great

  • @jac4020 LOL Fox is nothing but propoganda and bullshit; you're ignorant if you don't know that.

    And to all white Americans; kick yourselves out. You're an immigrant too. Only Native Americans have the right to tell people to fuck off.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - Closing your mind to Fox just because you disagree with them is also ignorant.

    Yes, white Americans are immigrants, but MOST of us are immigrants to an emergent state that DID exist prior to our family's arrival. My family arrived in the 1840s because of the Irish Potato famine. Plus, we're only technically immigrants for one generation. Just because my family decided 170 years ago to settle in North Carolina doesn't make me personally an immigrant. People move, accept it.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - Also, the train of thought you exhibit is a typically liberal strain called identity politics. This is aimed to divide the people rather than allowing people to unite under their nationalism. I am FIRST an American. That is my identity, I won't declare myself a Scottish-American, or any other hyphenated dilution of what is my true nationality. My family has been out of Scotland for nearly 1400 years, and I only show allegiance to America and NOT to my ancestry.

  • @Slipknotyk06 Or, you could just declare yourself human. You know, like we all are. Don't let politics judge for you whether you want to say, go fight in a war and die.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - That's why our armed forces are all-volunteer. Our politics do not decide for us if we want to serve this nation. I joined, and my choice was financial, NOT political.

    I swore an oath that I will uphold until the day that I die, to protect the people of this great country, and protect the law of the land. I will always view myself as an American before even a human. When human becomes your identity, your priorities change and you become subject to collectivist thought.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - As a side note, your comment was outright distasteful and bordering on rude. No one wants to die in war. Your point was a BLATANT straw man.

    A famous man once said: "There is no choice between peace and war... There is a way to get peace, and you can have it that next minute. Surrender."

    20 points to you if you can name the person and name the speech.

  • @Slipknotyk06 You were talking about Nationalism; the Nationalism that fosters a superiority complex over other nations, often resulting in wanting to prove your nation's more powerful. War's a pretty good way to do that. And if you look at yourself as American before human, I'm sorry for you indeed. You're gonna let some documents and papers dictate your entire philosophy. I presume you consider people from other nations inferior, then? If you do, than you've failed as a human. Sorry to say it

  • @CatastrophicDisease - Once you identify as human you identify you're prone to viewing yourself as part of a collective. I don't consider other people of nationalities inferior. I just happen to be proud of what this nation has done and given the world. Yes, I am an American above all else. That isn't somehow immoral, sir. I have done extensive charity work and given to charity. Don't declare me a failure because my ideology differs from yours. After all, you're prejudging me.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - Once you identify as human you identify you're prone to viewing yourself as part of a collective. I don't consider other people of nationalities inferior. I just happen to be proud of what this nation has done and given the world. Yes, I am an American above all else. That isn't somehow immoral, sir. I have done extensive charity work and given to charity. Don't declare me a failure because my ideology differs from yours. After all, you're prejudging me.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - You've also confirmed a rather arrogant stance. I wonder what kind of humanitarian work you've done. I wonder how you can have a 'holier than thou' stance. Who are you to judge me?

  • @Slipknotyk06 It's unfortunate if you think I'm arrogant, because that's what I try not to be. I've done quite a lot of 'humanitarian' work actually; if you count charity work (house building in India and Cambodia mostly. I try to do it as often as I can.). I like to believe I do it not just to make myself feel good, but to make humanity better.

    And I didn't say you were a failure; I said if you judged other nationalities inferior you would be a failure, which I guess I was wrong about.

  • @Slipknotyk06 Just wanted to add, you seem be pretty afraid of being part of a greater whole. There's nothing wrong with feeling part of humanity and wanting to good for the world. As long as you retain your individuality and free thought, not wanting to be part of humanity for the sake of it is wrong, yes.

  • @CatastrophicDisease - I'm not going to subvert my individuality to be part of the collective. I do do good for my fellow Americans mostly. However, I don't have to subvert my individuality to do good for others. You're trying to act as if by doing good for other individuals, I have to subvert my own individuality to become some part of a collective. You're assigning morality to an issue that is NOT an issue of morality, and is really a non-issue. We do the same thing, but are different.

  • @Slipknotyk06 No, that's what you were saying; that being "part of a collective" will mean that you have to lose your individuality.

    It's mainly the opposite from what I've seen. When I go to different parts of the world and see people doing good, they tend to be individualists. Yet they still feel that they need to help the world. Unity in diversity, if you will.

  • @jac4020 // i

    1. it costs $675 to be naturalized

    2. a lot of native born americans can't even speak "proper" english. i would have no problem if the schools taught braille, a long with spanish and english or whatever they needed to teach for everyone to communicate.

    3. "mine did it in 1927". that's great, but how did you contribute and were there antagonizers like you to make the process uncomfortable?

  • @wokkitout

    1. Thanks for the info

    2. Proper English has been heard to death. My grammar is horrible as well and you have a point. Still speaking english is a requirement if I am not mistaken. Deal with that.

    3. I can't be certain if they did deal with antagonizers even the fact they were legal. I also like to point out that I am not ripping on legal immigrants only illegal. I have applauded your claim that you are becoming legal. I only have a problem with Illegals.

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa Funny, I think that if you're born somewhere then you ARE native to that land.

  • like I said in another video...Republicans talk but will never do shit....

    they love the cheap labor.

    illegals built the wall! awesome...

    Yeah they are lazy fucks, doing any work possible...if it morally goes against their own people! I would HATE them to bring that work ethic into our good american culture...

  • @tiki2188 Yeah and the drug dealers, increase in crime, and the bad are all worth it. Plus if they love this country so much go through the citizenship progress. People do it every day.

  • @jac4020 // i'm currently going through the process of being naturalized. it's a lot easier to say "people do it everyday". yeah, but people also get help. they get support and loaned money just to live here to make $7/hour. i hear this argument a lot. it's easier to tell someone what to do rather than help them. what are you trying to prove? also, did you go through a process or were you born here?

  • @wokkitout I never said it was easy. The point I was trying to make by saying, "people do it everyday" is that despite it being difficult to people such as yourself and others go through the process and work hard and do it. May I also say I solute you for it as well.

  • that wall was insane.

    Besides being totally pointless, talk about decay of rights!

    Building a wall?

    Heil GWB!

  • @quineroulentquadeuxa Umm My family are LEGAL IMMIGRANTS vs ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS Huge difference.

  • Wait a minute harpos not spose to talk. LOL

  • im telling ya, constructing a trailer park stretching from san diego all the way down to the gulf will prevent border breaches. rednecks can sense an intruder in their midst like a fart in a car

  • I don't know how I could be considered racist douchebag when I am married to a foreign national. She wants to know why Mexicans can't enter the country legally as she did. Make and application and come legally. Learn English and do it properly.

    If you can't do it this way stay the fuck away. WE DON'T NEED THEM.

  • @RustyoldGI

    The problem is right now the law only allows 10,000 green cards every year, and the waiting list is extremely long (15-22 year wait) and is beginning to stretch on into eternity.

  • Record number of illegal immigrants REPORTING their employers with the WE CAN HELP program. FINALLY, holding employers accountable for exploiting all alien peoples & letting the tax payers pick up the tab! It is greedy businesses that want us fighting - this is NOT ABOUT RACE! PLEASE REPORT YOUR EMPLOYER - WE CAN HELP PROGRAM WILL HELP YOU!

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