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  • okay i was a dickhead around this part-my first try i got through the marshes without a chocobo, THEN decided to tank it and go back to fight it <- NOT THE BEST IDEA!!

  • i just got past there without a chocobo

    fucking hard to do

    but lucky !

    my fav game of all time

    and the best storyline i think a game has ever had period ! dont remake this game just resell it

  • anyone ever used choco/mog summon and got the really fat chocobo falling on top of the enemy it dosnt happen that often

  • wtf? you can make it snow :L

  • how to ger Summon

    

  • @zoomgallygally tienes que ir a la granja, y veras muchos chocobos afuera, hablales y pon la 1ra opcion

  • @robrtyxx gracias

  • @robrtyxx

    Gracias

  • There are 21 battles at Fort Condor altogether, but only 15 can be played. Some happen when the party cannot fight them, & many are at inconvenient points in the story

    Headband Man: Shinra has attacked 5 times since you were here

    Cloud: This is getting ridiculous

    Tifa: They must be waiting until we leave

    Cloud: Ok, here's what we're going to do...

    Headband Man: While you were pretending to leave, the Shinra snuck in and....

    Cloud: Oh, come ON!

    Barret: How? They can't even climb up that fast...

  • your telling meh i was i at the right spot the WHOLE TIME >:( .....damn chocobo lol

  • He has 15500 gil. I say "Okay, ready" and he says "We must have at least 4000 gil"

    Please help!!!!!!!

  • @alexreaperthegreat It's just a bad wording. YOU, the party, have to have 4,000g. If you can kill the Midgar Zolom, or can use the Save glitch to get across the swamp, steal Ethers off of the Levrikon ostriches. Otherwise you'll have to steal Boomerangs from the Formula birds to get money

  • I Keep on paying the guy 5000 gil but bothing is happening!!!

    

  • "Fucking Random Battles!! FLEE!!!"

  • ok wait what is that weapon hes using with cloud?

  • @tehremnantz 5:23 , Cloud selects Climhazzard. 4 seconds later, if you pause, you get a good look at it. It's Hardedge, stolen from the SOLDIER:3rd enemy in Shinra Headquarters

    You can also get Carbon Bangle armor in the HQ, from Moth Slashers

    Later on Shinra Beta and Shinra Alpha armor can be stolen from other Shinra soldiers

  • @VvAnarchangelvV ok cool i have hardedge carbon bangles and shinra beta's but not shinra alpha armor

  • Units in the Condor Fort battle can stack on top of each other. They cannot be sent to another unit's position, because the other unit gets selected instead. But if they are all sent to the same, currently empty location, they will all walk into a thick cluster.

    Buy 13 or so Shooters and order them all to the same spot next to the shack at the top, and they'll obliterate anything. If you want, you can add a Defender and Attacker to tank against the Barbarians and Beasts, respectively

  • A short while after the Turks embarass themselves at 13:15 :

    Tifa : Wow, bit of a slipup there

    Red : You're telling me

    Cloud, arms folded, tapping his foot : ...I dunno, that was pretty clumsy, even for hapless villains

    Barret : What are you saying?

    Cloud : Maybe they were pretending to slip up

    Aeris : I agree...

    Barret : So they're not really going to Junon?

    Aeris : Wait, hear me out. I think it was sooo bad a mistake, they weren't pretending to slip up

    Red : That doesn't make any sense

  • Tifa : No, she means, they were pretending to be pretending to make a mistake

    Barret : I don't get it. Does that mean that Sephiroth is in Junon, or not? : Pause :

    Barret : Well, how about we ask the people at that tiny building over there that looks like a miniature giant mako reactor with a giant miniature condor on top of it? They might know something

  • how did he get summon!!??

  • He's got OVER 9000 money!

  • My game wont let me battle the shirna. How come?

  • @jbgofgt mine either

  • Couldn't steal anything.

  • never mind i got it

  • cloud has the summon command already wtf

  • i fight a super big snake, i died T_T its super hard

  • Finally got past that chocobo part. i dint know were to go after you see the dead snake.

  • What kind of sword is Cloud wielding?

  • Snake on a tree = "Sephiroth was here."

  • Every time i pay the guy 500 gil for a battle and say "Ok Ready" It keeps on saying "Hey We're A little short on money,so could you atleast make it 4000 gil?" so what do i do?!

  • lol midgar zolom cuaght me on my chocobo

  • @TheAli194 it happens to the best of us, no worries, lol.

  • @TheAli194 not me

  • @TheAli194 Than replay that dam flashback again? i did :C

  • @TheAli194 Than replay that dam flashback again? i did :C

  • If Sephiroth already impaled the damn thing,then why did we need a chocobo to get across the marshes to avoid something thats already dead?? ... ... ... never mind, ill stop asking questions :p

  • Sephiroth....impaling....a huge snake....

  • Hey, did anyone found out that if you don't use the Choco/Mog materia in a long while but then use it, the one who summons will say "FAT CHOCOBO!" and ~p00f!~ *Fat chocobo sits on enemy* 8D Happened before lol.

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  • thumbs up for pronouncing the word chocobo wrong for so many years.

  • thanks to FFU whenever I see a chocobo i think RUN CHOCOBO RUN !!!!!

  • Has anyone noticed the error they made when Cloud is talking to the Choco Bill guy and where Cloud is supposed to be saying "Midgar Zolom...?"? It shows that Choco Bill is saying it instead! heh and my friend was always saying how well the edited it...sorry Dakota! :)

  • @LuxaXen i think he was supposed to do that like if someone says lets say a chocobo and someone gives them a weird ass look they could say "a chocobo? well thats a bird thing that runs around..." you know?

  • Gotta catch em all! Chocobo!

  • i gave that fucker 3000 gil and left to save and when i returned he asked if i could make it 4000...ok so i give him 1000 more and he says THAT I NEED TO GIVE HIM 4000K GIL!!!!!!!

  • @MotherPunker970 same here!!! i've gave him all the gil i own and hes still asking for more. i dunno what to do.

  • @Vejitahkun i found out after a few hrs lol that u need to HAVE WITH YOU at least 4000 fil....WHAT....THE....FUCK????­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MotherPunker970 I had like 6000 gil and it still kept asking for more. But i restarted it and didnt give them any money and now ive started the battle xD

  • I ran into the swamp and the snake destroyed my team and I had never saved yet since im using Psp. Im scared to tun on my psp

  • @ArtificialFlavaFTB2 you havent saved for seven hours? i feel sorry for you, man

  • @SomeoneYouNew Lol its all right now. Yah, had to START OVER GAHHHHHHH. My friend happen to have the guide for it though, lol its in roughe shape. I had no idea he even played FF xD

  • how do u get the summon category

  • @thecobra9999

    Get the Chocobo/Mog materia. And you can summon that.

  • where's cissnei? she didn't die yet did she? she's not even mentioned much either.

    is this where they run into the wutai ppl or did the wutai die out?

  • @animelovergurlopzv Shes a Crisis Core only character. . . she thought up for Crisis Core only

  • its like pokemon all over again

  • THANKS ALOT FUCKTARD

  • cloud must be a hitter no a healer,tifa must be the healer not the hitter

  • cloud must be a hitter no a healer

  • what weapon do you have for barret and where did you get it

  • @spadgett46 watch the part 11

  • whats the song at 11:35

  • fun thing to try, in the fields, grind your ass off, get to really high level, kill the midgar zolem!!!

  • so everyone knows.... do not donate any money

    just start the battle with your money in your hands

  • how did yu get hardedge without going to junon

  • @XxkloudxX354 he somehow managed to steal it off an enemy

  • @XxkloudxX354 steal from the soldiers at shinra building Floor 67

  • where you ever actually able to kill the snake. I always get to the point where its uses this beta attack and it says enemy skill learned but it never shows up on the materia. i dont want to miss any thing, someone let me know if its possible to kill it i have working my way up to level 20 at this part.

  • 6:44 Snakes on a plain! 

  • @Pinfault its a snake.... on a stiiiiiiickkk ┻━┻︵┻━┻︵┻━┻︵

  • A dead Snake pierce thought a tree, now there a omens sign!

  • 6:56 Sums up everything in the game up to this point :P

  • my game keeps saying i need to at least make it 4000 gil can some one explain what i need to to get past it please.

  • @bonkai68 Do not give to him any money. When you talk to him, press the enough buttom, and then start the fight. You will have all your money on there, and you can spend it buying all the soldiers as your budget allows you.

    It is a glitch from the game. So if you already donate your money to him, you have to make some money again.

  • lol'd i just watched the video again and i know why now haha

  • wtf where did you get the summon? fuck i wish i had a guide for this. i must of missed something.

  • in this part of the game , i defeated the midgar zolom, it was pretty hard, and before I have tried with fail, but then I equipped them in their armors with fire resis and like.

    but I dont recommend that , is only a waste of time XD

  • Where do you get the Chocobo and Mog Summon Materia?

  • @Kumori90 talt to chocobo at the farm and select the first. then they'll dance and then u get it

  • @Kumori90

    You have to talk to the chocobo's at the farm. Talk to the first one and respond with Wark. They will dance for you and then when they are done you will get the summon.

  • I crossed the marshes and killed the worm thing without a chocobo. And I don't even consider myself that great at RPGS. I feel pretty badass.

  • ok i skipped yufi by accident and i've gotten back 2 the spot where she is supposed 2 be but i still haven't found her should i fear that im no-longer capable of getting her??

  • @HolyFuckenBalls

    Go to the FF wiki and look up yuffie, there will be a section that says how to get yuffie, what woods you may find her in, and the correct dialog responses to get her to join you.

  • @LamentOfInnocence1 thnx i took ur advise and got her near rocket town XD

  • where did you get your weapons and armors.. ?

  • lol why would you ask someone if they want somthing from you...knowing you dont have it...xD

  • i hate that serpent ><

  • @wowtwinkys

    I managed to defeat him! :D

  • can anyone tell me how to get Blade Beam / Chimhazzard moves for Cloud? just started playing this game few days ago

  • @metalmayhem007 to get blade beam u must kill about 120 monsters and to get climehazzard you must use blade beam 7 times

  • @Konoha2321 thanks for responding but i've already beat the game 2 months ago, it was a great experience.( I hardly complete rpgs)

  • you know, if you push the run away buttons when you get back attacked, youll turn around immediately without having to be hit first.

  • God i hope i dont gotta do this retarded mini game.

  • I don't like Barret all that much so I replaced him with Red! So my team is right now is Cloud, Red and Tifa...(I just started)

  • @darkai619 me 2 !!!!!!!!!

  • i cross da lake without da bird :O :P

  • Wow, this chocobo catching is ridiculous, i'm turning my battle speed down loool

  • do i have to do that minigame thing can i skip it please reply.... i dont wanna doit!

  • i remember the first time i did this i got through the marsh with out the chocobo after like 15 tries

  • Why are so many people commenting on this game and using "nigger" as an insult? Did Barrett turn you all into racists, or is this the new "ur a fag," or am I missing some tasteless inside joke here?

    Or are you all stupid white kids? I'm gonna go with that one.

  • @petitequinte that's pretty racist dude..

    Barret rules!!!!!

  • @Lemonaderz ...what's racist? The comments I was referring to? Yeah. (I didn't mean to imply that all white kids were stupid, if that's what you meant. I meant that the people leaving racist comments were white kids who happened to be stupid.)

    And yeah, Barrett totally rules. (But he does fit the stereotype of being all brawn and emotion and not a whole lot of brain, which is why I wondered. He still rules.)

  • @petitequinte Yea, that's exactly what i thought you meant :P

    maybe FF7 is promoting racism subconsciously within RPG gamers XD

  • @Lemonaderz LOL gotta wonder... :P

  • 6:31 oh my god I cant believe that Sephiroth would do this, I hope Clould & his friends can stop them (which I know they will)

  • 6:31 i know Sepihroth is powerful but what he did was just in-human

  • someone can tell me is necesary to help te gays to continue the game???

  • this is how far i got, untill i tried to get that special thing from the giant dragon thing. then i completely stopped playing.......god.....i gotta pick this up again................ :(

  • i got past the marsh w/out the chocobo

    i got fort condor beat shinra

    and ran into to yuffie

    she stole my money

    then wat?

  • @supaitachi145 u so sexy billy

  • @supaitachi145 Thats not even possible U bitch

  • @SlipKnot674 yes it is

    u just have to time it right

  • @supaitachi145 u r indeed correct......i masturbated to ur face

  • how does he get enimy skill

  • i first played this game when i was 8

    i remember how that snake used to kill me all the time and when i finally got to the cave and saw the bloody mess sephiroth made of that snake i got the most wierdest feeling in my gut, like this guy is insane

  • Spoiler alert:

    Snape kills Trinity with rosebud.

  • where did he get the grenade bomb?

  • what an idiot! he forgot to steal the grand glove for tifa from the ball and chain monsters in mithril mine!

  • he steals it at the end of the video

  • Why is Tifa always the one stealing?

  • shes the one with the steal materia

  • (6:36) who cares? Sushi!!!

  • that midgar zolon is so damn scary that shadow ... brrrrr :X

  • i forgot to get the chocobo lure is there any other place i can find one?

  • @Edamar after you get highwind. When you go to the south from the fens, there is a chocobo lure far to the right

  • i donated over 7000 gil and i still cant fight.

  • what do you mean "donated"?

  • red is so much coller than tifa :3

  • got that right!

  • @TopBadge i named red copper cab haha

  • by sheer fluke i managed to run across the marsh without getting caught

  • i know, i hate it when i'm at the end of a long area and the exit is about a foot away from me and an enemy catches me.

  • It's not a fluke if you can start running at the right time...as soon as you see the Midgar Zolom as far from the Mythril Mine as possible, START RUNNING!!!! Yes,. he can chase you down, but timing is everything!

  • but here's where i messed up-i couldn't get back cross to get the chocobo-lure and now i can't catch any to breed since the old man doesn't sell you any once you pass there

  • oops...too much haste. It's worth it to get Chocobo Lure from the old chocobo farmhand, though I forgot what breeding a gold chocobo does as far as unlocking a secret area or item.

  • it's to get knights of round, mime and some other materia i can't remember

  • I was wondering around lvl up, on the other side of the mountain, and I ran into Yuffie.. WTF?

  • That's very common. Starting as soon as you exit the Mythril Mine, any tropical forest you enter has a chance of you fighting Yuffie. Careful...Yuffie is well known as a materia hunter!

  • Now i no how to get a Chocobo you need to use Chocobo Lure i have no wonder how come its taking me that long to find a Chocobo!

  • The Chocobo music is great,lol.

  • this lil mini game is do dead blahh i gt so bored

  • WEAK i didn't get the Grand Glove.

  • GO CHOCOBOA

  • nvm killed him :D

  • someone help... i purchased the chocobo lure for the 2000 and sold it thinking i can buy another and saved it.... now what do i do

  • How does he get Tifa's limit break to always land on "YEAH!!!" ????

  • this was the beggining of FF tactics...

  • No, it isn't. Final Fantasy Tactics has a separate storyline and is a turn-based strategy game. Most other Final Fantasy versions are a mix of adventure/RPG, though Cloud and a girl similar to Aeris in FF7 appear in the first FF Tactics, and the sky pirates Vaan and Penelo appear in FFT Advance 2: Grimoire of the Rift. If anything, it is likely that most of the events in the original FF Tactics took place before FF7, if not earlier.

  • An addition to my earlier reply to iceman1788--Vaan and Penelo are in FF 12, if you have heard of or played the game.

  • CHOCOBO!!!!!!!!!!

  • How did you get barrets gun

    I have some Spiky Ball

  • i made it through the marshes once without using a chocobo

    the snake thing was right about to attack me when i crossed into the safe zone

  • i killed zolom bt my bro did it wen he first went in there but i dont know how he only had 500hp and i had 9999hp and my bro beat zolom witch has like 3000hp

  • He did it very carefully.

  • The Midgar Zolom has 4000 HP. If he was lucky, he could have learned its Beta fire magic spell if he had Enemy Skill materia equipped.

  • i've been looking for chocobos for like 30 min and still no luck, wtf

  • if u still didn't find a chocobo then i suggest as soon as u start a battle feed it the tantal greens and quickly use magic and defeat the other monsters thingies,hope this helped because it works for me

  • have you tried using the chocobo lure materia :p lol

  • Weird...I caught a pale green chocobo :/

  • can u get a chocobo for keeps later on the game

  • U DIDNT GET YUFFIE

  • Do i have to get one Chocoboco? :S

  • Naa, but only if you don't wanna fight Zolom.

  • which is wost

  • During the fight, immediately throw any Graviballs at the Zolom. The first does

    a whopping of 1000 damage, the second 750. Make sure you poison the snake after

    this and keep track of its HP. It's a good time to use your Limit Breaks when

    the poison sticks, and it'll cut down another good portion of life. When its HP

    drops below 1500 it will counter with Beta

  • That's also the way to get Beta very early in the game.

  • Ya know, there is a easy way to beat it at around Lv 10-15...

    1. Fire-Elemental linked in the armor of the character with Enemy Skill.

    2. Talisman on character with Enemy Skill.

    3. Poison materia on a second character.

    4. All characters in back row.

    5. All characters in Sadness status.

    6. All characters Limit Break Bar full.

    Give your characters Tranquilizers to place them under the Sadness. It halves their Limit Break Bar Speed, this also reduces the damage taken from many attacks by 30.86%

  • what weapon do u have for berret cos all i have is cannon ball lol

  • nah firenmage only a few hours around 3 hours thats all, not that much time

  • was i not suppose to sell peacemaker can somebody please tell me i have a save point before i sold it but i dont know if its important or not

  • zolom is a lot easier to kill then most ppl think, just lvl up to like 25, cloud should have his meteorrain by then as finishing limit, just cast bio, some fire2, ice2, lightning 2's heal with cure with 1 character, use the limit when zolom has like 1000hp so he won't use the beta skill which kills u and you are done in like 2 minutes

  • but it takes forever to level up to 25 in the area the monsters dont give enough exp

  • who needs to buy materia for chocobos? i crossed the marsh without one

  • you get it from the chocobos for free..

  • o

    you need to have 4000 gil on you so u can spend it

    thas what he means

  • oh shit that why we need it oh whatev i got it but i had to sell stuff