"The First Response: Idiot Edition" by Shelly Bort.

[sarahnade13]

SUCH AN EPIC WIN!!!!! 

[BrandonHarami]

This is my favorite video of yours EVER

[roseface]

ahh yes.

[mrbroadwaydork]

This is hilarious! I must say though, you look GORGEOUS in this video as well =)

[BrandonHarami]

2:33-2:37

best part :P

[roseface]

1:00 - 1:02 is gonna be my goodnight for the next few days. just fyi. <3

[snayley18]

this is great, I wish I had this for half od my life.

[marsha831]

You're working on so many levels...and anyone who doesn't appreciate you is an idiot

[LeoLaredoMusic]

uhm, holy wowza that was hilarious! classic Peg!

[RLFosse]

Shelly, I think your brother is handsome!

[naters220]

oh grl.

you're hilarious.

<3

[chriscommissomusic]

LoL!!!

[sinatralove0514]

that was great! :) hahaha

[Lizzieee1994]

haha! this made my day =] but you pull off a good man hahah didnt know it was you at first =D xx <3

[scotsings]

LMAO! The rooster kills me.

[roseface]

okay. you're too exceedingly gorgeous in this for me not to specifically list all the times i paused to stare at you...

0:31 - 0:38 - 0:41 - 0:48 - 0:54 - 0:56 - 1:00 - 1:01 - 1:02 - 1:19 - 1:48 - 1:49 - 1:52 - 1:54 - 2:07 - 2:12 - 2:19 - 2:29 - 2:38

just sayin, pretty kitty... <3

[sbort]

yeah.

i made the right choice.

<3

[fossegirl5678]

I live for videos with your Sharpie facial hair.

[meriwesslie]

I love all your vids... but was retarded really a good choice?

[sbort]

if you knew what this was about- you'd know "retarded" was the ONLY choice. keep coming back!!! <3

[MissBroadwayDork]

The girl you are so beautiful guy creeped me out. He reminded me of all the guys who have ever hit on me;

[IRohrer09]

I'm glad you didn't take my magic marker advice. I like you better with it :)

[ffjdkaue]

funny

[wicanman]

I love it so much

[KatieRiley2]

A of all - you're beautiful.

B of all - you're hysterical.

C of all - I love you so much!

[SimplyJunior]

LMAOF! I love it! 5 Star Worthy!

[mikemeisme]

I died! OMG Especially at the last part when you yelled at the phone. hahahaha I died!!!!

[DLfan07]

Oh, you.

You are a genius.

I love you <3

[mynameisava]

1:34 change in tone broke my heart.

[sbort]

the change in tone broke my heart as well, ava.

and im not talking about the video.

love you. <3

[shyone4444]

Brilliant, F-ing BRILLIANT!!!! Where can I order one..... God knows I need it... I have been fooled more than I care to claim!!!

5*'s!!!! & a FAV!

[MusicalMedicine]

I need one of these. Oh, Shelly Bort, you are amazing.

[Lauriepgh]

Shelly for the win!

[Bluebaritone]

0:19 is the best part!

[Tobie2]

Ok, I would like two of these please....

[DinaThompson]

haha, I LOVED it!

[tera0513]

You. Crack. Me. Up! HAHAHAH! Thank you for always making my day :O)

[STOPintHeNameofPANTS]

dude. where has this contraption been all my life? youre gonna need to patent that and start spewing them into public IMMEDIATELY. then maybe some of my friends will stop falling for losers...

[sbort]

talk about falling for losers...

wait til you hear what i found out about . . . . . last night...

gah.

[d2dfff]

Yay! Because I was getting tired of explaining to people what 'tard 'dar meant (which should have been a sign in and of itself, amirite?).

[rd1999]

you look like a drag version of sxephil

[sbort]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaaa!

best comment EVER.

[BrandonHarami]

YESSSSS!!!