Bare Jr. - you blew me off

[spacefreak09]

It's okay to have fun with this song...I love it too! The "Cruel Intentions" soundtrack is awesome!

[hanhys]

hahah oh i needed to see this tonigh!! Brilliant!

[britny10760]

oh nooo =( lol

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@britny10760 oh yesss ;-p (thanks for 100,000 views, y'all!)

[fossilfiction]

@LazyAssWasteoid Well about 15k of those are mine so thank you sir:)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@fossilfiction haha! they're mine now! lol. thank you. :D

[bat115]

can't remember if I left a comment before but I just love this video. seen it at least 300 times already the last 3 years.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@bat115 cool. My views aren't in the stats, but I've seen it many many times, also. I'm glad you like it, and I don't remember you commenting earlier, but I'm not gonna check. heh. Thanks for watching, and for commenting. =)

[matdastmalchi]

haha this is too funny

[annesmomliz]

I can't even tell you how many bad days I've had that this vid has helped me smile my way through. And I love this song so very much.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@annesmomliz well, it's not the first time someone's made me cry in the library, but it's definitely the best time. Thanks.

[miamaui]

oh god! you are way too cool! made my mood for a day!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@miamaui I'm thrilled. I seem to have just hit zero kelvin. Enjoy!

[sneaka23]

dadaadadaaa ding ding...reisst immer wieder mit..! beste grüsse....

[sneaka23]

reisst immer wieder mit..! beste grüsse....

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@sneaka23 Ich vermute, diese sind nicht Tränen der Freude.

[sneaka23]

@LazyAssWasteoid... these tears rock

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@sneaka23 tears will wash away some un-useful, diseased, and destructive shit. rocks are people, too.

[TheSunnyBamBam]

this is guy is awesome :D i was mad during the whole day but now i'm no more thanks to this guy :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

*taps on shoulder* dude, he's right here. @TheSunnyBamBam I'm glad my goofiness made you not mad, though. heh heh.

[doomyourpants]

you are awsome, the 90's were awesome...this video is full of awesome

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@doomyourpants yeah, it has a never-ending supply. so does your handle. pants rule.

[GamecockFishing]

this guy is great

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@GamecockFishing who you callin' great/a-guy? it's just another child abused by disney.

[coolronification]

Gonna see Bobby in 9 days at the Grey Eagle in Asheville, everybody come with.

[Reisbaellchen66]

still lovin' it for some reason :D

greets from germany!!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Reisbaellchen66 really? you can't give me a reason? I don't need a reason, nor an explanation. Big grins and greets from far away lands make me smile like good music and happy kids. And dogs. Dogs make me really happy.

Greets from the U. S. of A!

[u5o4i3e2a1]

Reminds me of my college years, my college friends...

I absolutely adored it!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@u5o4i3e2a1 college is a waste of money, as if "money" can be "wasted." I suspect that's 'cuz I have only ever been a student.

Regardless, it adores you absolutely, as well.

[Niveon01]

typical american freak :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Niveon01 I'm half german, quarter french, quarter croatian. ok, the "american" thing, legally, yes... I was born in the US of A. 99% of the association stops there. But, how can one be both typical and a freak? if freaks are typical, are we really freaks? just being difficult. sorry.  thanks for commenting!

[arloj]

It's like watching a schizophrenic orchestra conductor with tourettes who really has to pee. And that's why I like it.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@arloj hi new best friend.  you can write all my reviews, from now on. it's like reading an amazingly insightful, hilarious commenter who likes toilet humor. Classic!

[arloj]

@LazyAssWasteoid Good timing, I just lost my old best friend. Sad face :-(

He really didn't understand how amazingly insightful and hilarious my toilet humour was. One question though, what's the pay like for an official reviewer?

Actually, I can't find my original review and I can't remember what I said. Sad face again :-(. Maybe I'm really not cut out for being your official reviewer, or your official new best friend.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@arloj nothing official here, dude. no pay, either. If there were a way for me to prevent sad faces, I'd do that, too.

[BeneProductions]

"Very Cool!!!my first impression was your video is the original

video clip of the band!!!!

you have the feeling you should play some instrument!!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@BeneProductions aah! no. This song was made by a "real" artist. I just flail at it. I do play a few instruments, but I specialize in the human body.

[powerkor]

thanks for the dance lesson man, I was totally lost.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@powerkor heh heh. schoolin's all i do. don't take my path tho, it's lonely.

[demolitionlover77]

Us science-genius types cannot be expected to keep track of mere laboratory equipment. I need an assistant.

[demolitionlover77]

Most organic matter is quite malodorous. I am curious as to the cellular makeup of unstinky bowel-movement organic substance. I need to run a few tests with a control sample. Where's my labcoat and pocket protector?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@demolitionlover77 [giggles] right. [sigh] upon further review, you are correct. i am full of the smelly stuff. however, i can't be expected to keep track of your lab equipment! besides, it's prolly right where you left it.

[demolitionlover77]

I thought I was the only one who danced around like so. I feel we need to start a movement.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@demolitionlover77 yay! but seriously, lady, I AM a movement. a bowel movement.  of unstinky organic matter. will you be my new best friend?

[demolitionlover77]

This is freaking awesome.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@demolitionlover77 lol. this freak is loves the demolition, 2! Way awesome!

[LeoBeoo]

are you sober? i hope not :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@LeoBeoo aww. my "fans" know me so well. may you also be always happy.

[pookieiu]

cool! :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@pookieiu hawt! :-P

[goldenboy100000]

yeah you fuckin rockin!

[lyzilacomadre]

i like it.. it makes me laught, and i live the song so... ;o)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yay! it likes you, too!

you're not the first who identifies with this song, but you might be the cutest. What a world. keep your chin up, and stick to your standards. Worthy folks exist, they're just rare.

Thanks,

t

[HarriSupp]

dance to express not to impress. (y)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

look, I don't have any money, so I can't buy new clothes anywhere. Is this fashion spam? Ok, sorry. Who would/could possibly be impressed by any of this?

I have no idea why I dance. In real life, one or two people have made positive comments (ever). Usually, it just scares people away. Maybe that's why.

[HarriSupp]

dude, it was a positive comment.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

ok.

dude, it was a positive response!

just trying to be funny/honest, man.

oh, and for future reference, if you have to explain the type of comment, it may not be altogether clear... at least not to me.

is this just a saying? an order? I coulda screamed at you to not tell me what to do! Do I tell you what to do?

I guess I've had my heart ripped out too many times.

ok, here: HarriSupp, please submit another comment. Thank you. I apologize in advance for lashing out at/making fun of it.

[HarriSupp]

sorry, my bad. I thought it was a well known expression. guess i was wrong

[LazyAssWasteoid]

me too.

[bugwordsearch]

hahah ;)

[bugwordsearch]

wahh, thats funny

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yeah, it makes me cry, too.

[lud0248]

okay... so i think you should get out more and on the internet less. I do love Bare Jr. I think 1Jak1 is fucking hilarious but is wasting his time yelling at you for wasting your time. everyone shut up and stay away from corporations not job.

peace out

-ludy

[LazyAssWasteoid]

that's not fair. i have way more e-friends than real friends. if it weren't for these comments, the only people who speak to either employ me or sell me shit.

you think it's hilarious that some dickhead is telling me to kill myself? and you think i'm wasting my time? and i should shut up.

This ain't a peaceful comment, kiddo, no matter how you sign off.

[Freestylesucker]

i really like this video! seems like u really enjoy life!! nice, go ahead dude!!! by the way: like the song(:

[LazyAssWasteoid]

thanks, dude.

I do enjoy life, and I'm glad that you can see that through this video.

Hells yeah, dude.  Bobby Bare Jr. (and his bands Bare Jr. and the Young Criminals Starvation League) rocks.

[Freestylesucker]

@LazyAssWasteoid

oooh,what i forgot 2 say...don't listen to fuckin' freaks like 1jak1,just people who don't know what to do with her time than talking shit:) or maybe it's just because everybody is doin' his mum:) so go ahead and enjoy life dude! (sry for my english,i'm actually from Austria:D)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Freestylesucker

lol.

well, alright. I get your point, but I do my best to listen to everyone. I know what and who I am, and rants like that usually come from people in pain. Trying to inflict more pain on those ranters isn't doing anybody any good. I'm not even going to block him. If he wants to have a civil discussion with me, I'm game.

[1jak1]

You really really should kill yourself, you look fucking ridiculous dancing around your shitty bedroom in your moms house you freak.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

ok. thanks.

my "shitty" bedroom wasn't in my mom's house, but... you can tell I'm a freak?

well, your powers of perception are utterly amazing. I've known all of this my entire life.

here's some stuff you may not know about yourself:

you are destructive and completely useless. just keep watching tv, cuz you are incapable of thinking for yourself anyway. Oh, and you're so terrified of what other people think of you, you'll never figure out what you're living for.

Quit wasting our time.

[1jak1]

hmm let me see, im completley useless, coming from the man who calls himself lazy ass wasteoid and spends his thirtys dancing around his bedroom to lame ass music, i suppose you think your one of those enlightened stoners who knows spends his days obsessing on conspiracy theories, heres a neat idea, GET A JOB, get a fucking life, and shave your paedophile beard or go jump in a lake you fucking freak.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

you are as much of a loser as i am.

i honestly didn't know that would be possible.

god, the internet is awesome.

Uh, i... like... refuse to comment further on your utter lack of taste in music.

jobs are for slaves, you jealous little twit. i am sharing what i've learned, you ungratefully brainwashed fucktard.

i'm giving less than full attention to my waitress 'cuz of you, dick.

dude, getting a fucking life is the reason i put these dorky ass videos up in the first place.

block or friend???

[1jak1]

No im sorry but im not as much of a looser as you are, and you just confirmed how a big a looser you really are, yeah jobs are for slaves, thats a typical attitude for a fucking looser like you whos to fucking lazy to go get one, your sharing what youve learned? which is what preciously? in your 33 years on the planet your accomplishments are being able to dance like a fucking spastic, congratulations, dont write back to me, your a fucking looser and thats all youl ever be. Bye freak.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yes sir!

[BoyT0oY]

J'adore. Ce gars déchire ! Add. ^^

[LazyAssWasteoid]

je t'adore aussi. merci beaucoup.

[MKimberly2005]

love it Love the vid

[LazyAssWasteoid]

love you, love the comment

[ChristinaJade91]

"OH YOU'RE THE BEST!"

Ahaha. I love this video.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Am I? But, the best WHAT is my question... This video, whether you like it or not, loves you too. neener neener.

[sneaka23]

scheint sein lieblingslied zu sein...

[LazyAssWasteoid]

es ist nicht mein Favorit, aber es ist sehr tanzbar

[sneaka23]

was du bewiesen hast!! streck hock..hut ab und ne janze weile nich wieder auf!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Ich muss meinen Übersetzer abfeuern. Danke, denke ich.

[sneaka23]

bitteschön!dein übersetzer funktioniert bestimmt gut! der kommt nur nicht mit meinem dialekt klar..! viel spass noch.. c u later

[LazyAssWasteoid]

jede Menge Spaß. später

[pr00de]

i really wish i couldn't relate to this song.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Well, now you can't. I disallow you from relating to this song any longer. Sorry. You just lost your relating privileges. Now what do you have to say for yourself?

[kaltk653]

I know this song from the movie Cruel Intentions. It always puts a smile on my face. In theme it's similar to Dead Or Alive's Brand New Lover.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

seriously? this was in Cruel Intentions? shit.  Well, smiling is good, at least.

[MrWofi]

puh, pretty lame... but nice song! :-P

[LazyAssWasteoid]

meh, fuck off.

[MrWofi]

ups, LazyDanceAss dosen't like critics... oh oh ^^

[LazyAssWasteoid]

critics say useful things, fuck-tard. you're just an asshole, which is not to say that I don't like you. being an asshole myself, i appreciate the craft.

so, to clear things up, you're really just lurking around this "pretty lame" page, making stupid comments and fucking up my name because you have no life, then? figures. i have no life either, so i shoulda known i'd attract losers like you.

[pr00de]

this is my new theme song. unfortunately.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

new? having your soul crushed by unattainable crushes is a way of life, not just some weekend retreat. pr00de? why? withholding love will only hurt you, ultimately. go on how people act, how they make you feel, not what they say. you can't hug words, or smile at them... oh, and it's not unfortunate that this is your new theme song. I'll allow it, as long as you switch to something more uplifting eventually. This one is mine! heh heh heh.

t

[rtruss40]

Funny Man...Nice job

[LazyAssWasteoid]

random internet commenter... this job pays shit, but yeah, it is pretty nice.

[artemusbell]

fuck all ya'll....the music made this cat MOVE. It affected him in THAT WAY. He got it on and I bet it made him feel GOOOOD.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

omg. your comment affected me in THAT WAY, like 4 times. word.

[Fredmanwoah]

I have been a fan of Bare Jr. since "Bootay" and this is how we jammed...Now the gays took over our jam dance and claimed it as their own.. If you want to be homo please quit tainting our customs.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

What in the hell are you talking about? I really don't think "the gays" operate as a unitary collective, and they sure don't "claim" anything as their own. I am not gay, but I will defend any person's right to be gay. For god's sake, fuck whoever you want and quit worrying about "your" customs being "taken over." Your jam dance... what a laugh. Let's see a video, twinkle toes.

I hate to admit it, but your fillet vid is pretty good. The others are like 90% boring.

[MoreThanAWhisper92]

like your attitude ;)

dude.. ^^

[LazyAssWasteoid]

heh heh heh.

my attitude?  you must not be a teacher, or a parent, or an "official" of some kind, cuz those people tend to think my attitude sucks. ah well, i'll survive.

thanks for the comment.

t

[claudiabraff]

You're good.

I like you.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

are you stalking me? 'cuz that would be awesome.

So, for one, you can just favorite my videos. If you're gonna re-post 'em, at least do like a crazy video mash mix or put another song to it, or talk over it yourself. Or, better yet, put up a video of you dancing... to that song or another. Whatever. Just dance. Just DAnce. JUST DANCE.

You're also good, and I like you, too.

[XxsammyrocksxX]

ummm haha?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

no, ha. ha! HAA!!!

are you asking me whether to laugh? I don't know. I've never really laughed at any of these dance vids, but others seem to, so that response is definitely "acceptable" if that's what you're going for.

trippy, meta-funny comment, dude. nice work.

[scarletthelenna]

hahah..

hi its good!!

smile ^^

[LazyAssWasteoid]

smiling. thanks.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i know. thanks. you rock, too.

[scarletthelenna]

0.o

[LazyAssWasteoid]

\VVV/

^_^

\&&&/

@~)~~~~

:-J

:-E

;p

t

[MaaneBanane]

I'm in love! :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

hi. i say i'm in love a lot, but that's prolly 'cuz i'm really horny, and 'cuz i'm in love a lot. with many girls, simultaneously. maybe some day they'll love me back. a lot. simultaneously. or maybe i'll find one crazy enough to keep me from getting bored. i bore easily. i'm actually boring myself as i type this. i suck. i bite too. yikes.

i'm so completely head over heels in love with you, and you've given me only 12 characters. imagine if you'd given me herpes! uhm... errr. yeah.

[MaaneBanane]

I'm in love! :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yay!  oh lord i hope not with me. just what i need. another far away internet girl. look, don't get me wrong... i love you too, but i can't afford to come to Norway right now. holla back if'n y'ever stateside...

maybe i'll start up a collection. i want to tour the U.S. first, as a kick-off to my "presidential campaign." but if people start giving me gobs of money for this insanity, i'll do my bestest to shake it for y'all norwegians, too. i'll call it my global enslavement tour. yeah.

[moviedude22]

loooool - suuub-SCRIBE!!!!! sawesome!!

[Lisstat]

я тут твою страничку просмотрел.. так ты ещё кошачьей порнухой влечёшься!) наверное неплохо, да?) так держать, это именно твоё, что тебе нужно )

[LazyAssWasteoid]

this one i think i understand, mostly, except for "vlecheshsya." thanks for looking around.

[Lisstat]

да ребята смотрится немного туповато !) продолжаем в том же духе!

"..you turn me on..!"

забыл сказать, а песня классная

[Ldfarquar]

only video i could find for this song. great job man. anyone familiar with this song can dance any way they fucking please! keep it going

[kulakiera]

JAJA KE JEFE

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i have no clue.

i don't understand your comment either.

[jadevixen]

lol, awesome

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i was almost like "don't tell me what to do, and quit calling me awesome" but then, no.

keep laughing, AND keep calling me awesome. 'cuz i like it. lots. really. thanks.

[theocrules9]

Okay, I dont think the comment I sent, actually worked --> so here again.

LMAO [=

That was so funny.

It makes me feel like dancing, haha :D

And your replies back to people who didnt like this, were hilarious. They actually made me laugh. Pfft, some people need to get a sense of humor.

Anywhoooser, great video LOVE the song

(:

[LazyAssWasteoid]

your comment worked (but this one was better!). i must approve everything here. it gives me time to comment back.

dance away!

I'm glad you like my replies. it's unfortunate, really. This site could be a place for real communication, but instead it's just an anonymous hatefest.

if you want to talk to me, talk TO me. if you wanna talk shit, i'm down.

some people have to work through their hate. they'll find their humor in their own time.

i love "anywhoooser"

lates,

t

[smokingweapon]

GO ROCK IT!!

I'm glad that not only thirteen-years-old blonde girl with too big tits for their age aint the only having the guts to send videos of them dancing on u tube :P

And i can really see u put yourself into it!

Go on rocking :P!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

well, I'm glad for anyone who has guts.

yes, as surprising as it may seem, this "it" has become my life (or, I've finally admitted that it is). thank you for sharing your thoughts, and rock i shall.

[chloeVENOM]

omg how sad u wana be. seriously. go rape some babies.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

me? seriously? wow. you know exactly what i want! oh, and just so everyone else knows, that is to sit by myself and criticize everyone, and everything that isn't as cool as me. it's perfect. by making other people feel as much pain as i've buried, i never have to reveal any of my own.  plus, all of the shallow, terrified hangers-on i've amassed through my life still know who's boss.

if continuing this conversation hasn't showed you how pathetic i really am, nothing will. go away.

[wariobidness]

Yes, please don't rape babies...

that would just... not be good.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

you should make, like, public service announcements or something.

part of me thinks she should delete these, and part of me loves them. they're so vicious! whatevs.

i still love you chloeVENOM!!!

wariobidness, you rock pretty hard, too.

[laylah20]

This is so funny! I bet you had a lot of fun, hahaha this was toooo funny!!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i always have fun dancing.

glad you liked it.

[chloeVENOM]

you are shit. anyone can do this. someone with out legs can dance better than you. CHODE

[LazyAssWasteoid]

fuck yeah! thanks, mom. oh, wait...

anyone? well, I mean, it ain't no monkeys at the zoo, but this took lots of years of practice.

hey now, if i were a legless person with a chode, i might be offended by this comment.

but, as it is... yes, I will be your boyfriend. what an odd way to ask. for pete's sake, somebody has to give you a hug.

have a wonderful, fun-filled day, monkey-lover!

t

[smokingweapon]

Everybody needed to be aknowledged of your very intelligent comment, thank you for telling an opinion no one wanted to hear. You can hold your frustrations for yourself,

and for every person like you taking your example, we will pay you for freeing the world of a big pain in the ass!

Thank you come again

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i'm still mentally processing this comment.

I don't want to hold my frustrations for myself, and i sure don't want to be taken as an example. think. chloeVENOM isn't the problem, but her words are a symptom. she's vicious, but clearly intelligent.  i hope i can help her deal with (recognize, understand, coexist, forgive, and release) whatever she's so angry about, because I think she and I could be friends. honestly, tho... that goes for all y'all.

t

[iambernig]

BEST SONG EVER!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Close... I mean, you would think so, but the best song is a few later on this same album. It's called "Why Won't You Love Me?". It's way poutier, full of rock-starrish (read: impatient, childish, self-important) lamentations and actual wailing and crying.

But seriously, if you're gonna get all yelly on me, make it a video response. This is too good of a comment to only have in text.

let's see, what else... umm, thanks. you rock. go check out my new vids, etc. etc. etc.

lates,

t

[Reisbaellchen66]

you rock :D

your vid makes me wanna dance x)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

your comment actually made me dance... again.

thanks.

[Wholecar77]

Saw it last week, with some friends. I don´t know why, maybe because of all the pot we smoked, but i fucking love this vid.

Greetings from Germany, keep on dancing.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

cool, cool... glad you liked it, and thanks for the encouragement.

(the songs in your vids are incredible, too. they make me wish i knew German)

[samelgato2007]

I love you. hahahaha

[LazyAssWasteoid]

and i love you for knowing that love IS a laughing matter.

[PapaKylands]

OhMyFuckingGod

[LazyAssWasteoid]

um, you're welcome...

[PapaKylands]

YOU ARE mad :p

[LazyAssWasteoid]

...as a hatter (and not at all angry)

[hijoerdiablo123]

maldito marica de mierda

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Muchas gracias, mierda mancha

[DanySVW]

Ok, i'm waiting...:) just let me know...^^

[LazyAssWasteoid]

you will be the first to know. promise.

t

[DanySVW]

ey man, I'M still waiting for the WAAAY gayer shit!!!! :):):) Remember?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

oh, I remember. It's only been 9 months since I told you it was coming "soon." Is that not fast enough? Well, alright. I'll have to get it posted within the next couple of days, probably. I am LazyAssWasteoid, remember...

[Teodozja88]

:D!!!!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

:-P

[emoginary69]

wtf?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

to answer:

what the, why the, want to...

don't ask, 'cuz I can, prolly.

or something...

[secretlyowned]

i like it =]

[LazyAssWasteoid]

hooray!  it likes you, too.

[Gabuboy]

wow c'est concept!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

ouais, homme. merci.

[dworzan17]

fucking virgin idiot

[LazyAssWasteoid]

how can one be a fucking virgin? idiot virgin, fucking idiot, ok... but think before you insult next time, a'ight?

[depac33]

X, is a powerful, powerful drug...

[LazyAssWasteoid]

are you like a commercial for it or what?

[botoxky]

what an idiot, but funny

[LazyAssWasteoid]

idiot, eh. you came up with that assessment based on... what exactly? never mind. i'm glad you found it funny, though.

[wariobidness]

HAHAHAHA