MBR Ransomware (might be nsfw)

[joshuapratt6]

*clever shit* LMFAO!

[holeymoley62]

in soviet russia, computer fucks you

[MrRandomTux]

I died from hilarity.

[thiefrules]

"Because when you click run, you're gonna get some porn right?"

-click run-

"What? No, No, where's my porn?"

[OKKWAMOS]

Actually I go home and do something on UDK

[MrKornDawgz]

Found water. Wasn't contaminated.

[techbeast34]

In Soviet Russia, Crazy Russian porn still infects your computer.

[Goldenfury12]

Thats why i always stick with pornhub

[TheSimsMusicCo]

You don't know me! I came home, and sat at my laptop watching you xD

[24681again]

2:09

The average person wouldn't CARE if it downloaded fast, or how many KB it is, OR that it's an .exe file.

:/

[kazuhirohayubasa]

what is the song?

[TheMiftah99]

ok fist code is M103917D

[TheMiftah99]

so internet downloads

[ThePunkeegot]

Nice try, I don't watch TV. :P

[OneCorruptedSoul]

I can watch this all day.

[ZzAbsolzZ]

it was saying "Application" lol

[AlphaXMTATV]

@ZzAbsolzZ OMG WATCH TEH VIDEO AGAIN AND HEAR WHAT HE SAID

[ZzAbsolzZ]

@AlphaXMTATV The Windows Media Player icon is different, its possible to notice

[GenericWTLAlt]

...How does he know?!?

[Mr795137]

my dad always do this whenever he wants to watch porn

then when the computer is totalled he blame me

[kazuhirohayubasa]

What song does he use?



[kazuhirohayubasa]

@rougeamp What song do you use in this video?

[OSDolphin]

fapfapfap

"Enter Code"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK­!!!

[wowfanatic100]

No, this is why you don't download porn.

[TwiIightSparkle]

I honestly fapped to this.

[RDR007Commentaries]

Well I don't have to worry about this cause I don''t look up crazy Russian porn. :D

...Now I hope RougeAmp doesn't come back and tell me not to look up crazy Korean porn... >.>

[contact200]

This video was funny because that's exactly what i do when i look up porn

[ArtypNk]

The first sentence reads "Your computer was blocked for viewing and copying a video with elements of paedophilia, child porn, gay porn." I love it how gay porn is somehow illegal.

[supertoasteroftoast]

@ArtypNk You speak/read Russian?

Продолжайте быть офигенно.

[BaillieMinecraft]

@ArtypNk

In some countries it is.

[techbeast34]

Imagine Ransomware that re-writes the BIOS. That would suck.

[BlacKnight339]

What is it with Russians and Ransomware?

[TehBluemanTM]

Kids, never look at crazy russian pr0nz, no matter how sexy it is.

Don't ask why, just don't.

[IceColdKillaPL]

..and that's why you go on RedTube instead!

[kakoopa]

@IceColdKillaPL Woo hoo! :D

[supertoasteroftoast]

Porn.exe

nice try.

[partnersingaming]

xxxvideo.avi.EXE

the fuck man

[OKKWAMOS]

@partnersingaming If you have extensions hidden (default) it will show as xxxvideo.avi

[DaKEELAH09]

This is why I don't download videos.

[pugglerock]

Lol I love the music and the constant checking over the shoulder thing.

[Nickj109]

@pugglerock Funny how in the incognito window startup it says "Be wary of: blahbklahablf last bullet point: People standing behind you"

[StarnsHayes]

hahahhahaah.....got to love the music.... the story line was just incredible! you rock!

[guitarhero01234]

Is it wrong that this is one of my favorite videos of yours?

[AmateurPolymath]

In case you're wondering, the message at 2:36 translates to something like "Your computer is locked for viewing pedophilia, (desk?) porn, and gay porn. To keep this a secret and get your files back pay us 500 dollars by calling (phone number) for a code to unlock your files. We will call the authorities otherwise."

[2cvo]

@AmateurPolymath It Wont Send The Authorities Right?

[Metalik4ever]

@AmateurPolymath That not the right translation.

[tkdking1000]

Awkward moment! Boss caught me watching this... He watched with me and walked off xD

[SpeedySPCFan]

The site is telling you; It's no use! Take this! In which, you're taking a PC virus.

[Phoenix76653]

Hey hey hey hey hey stop! What the fuck this isn't my fuckin porn!

[warnightify]

My fuckin' pr0n , where iz it?

[poopskinTheLiar]

Comment.avi.exe

[FunduxYura]

this virus runs from autoexec.bat

Just enter aaaaaaciip, but i think this virus writes himself in autoexec.bat

[ExplosiveProduct]

@FunduxYura No. Autoexec.bat isn't used anymore. Know your stuff before you post.

[davidjl1234]

@FunduxYura No, what you are talking about is a different ransomware, seftad.a

[campaingboy73]

Mac and linux ftw

[WinXakep]

Unlock key: aaaaaaciip

[WinXakep]

I'm sended this virus to the analyze! If you want exefile, say.

[TheOdysseyKid]

@WinXakep Sure, I want it! YAYZ VIRTUAL MACHINE TIME

[icymyst]

this is probably the best and funniest video i have seen in a while. Props to you amp on this video

[TheCeoComputer]

Nice video

[VoidReala]

this video is really really good

[alienmasterfrich]

Rogueamp described my day perfectly, accept without the job, the bed, and the shower

[nigelstack345]

Give me the background music plz :)

[warnightify]

t tells you activate your windows in 3 days otherwise your system not unblocked forever.

[Jakewithportals]

wait what no

excel

[killzone2club2009]

Lol Thats how u get horny bitches

[coms758]

Now son, don't touch that website....

[SATANDEATHBRINGER]

Just wondering, is ErrorEnd legit?

[wiw3bb3r]

Can anyone translate that in red?\

thx

[hunhistory]

Lol you're fun :D

[DiddyKong0009]

why do people even need to look up russian crap?

[GratsProductions]

Tip: Press Ctrl+Shift+N to open an incognito window

[makinista12345]

I apologise for the horrible things who saw the guy of the incognito window (left corner)

[BomxStudios]

govnobakovkaxxxDOTru?

that makes no god damn sense.

All I see is "xxx"

[davidjl1234]

If you get infected with the ransomware shown in the video, the code is:

M103917D

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@davidjl1234 He said in the video that the code is different for each install.

[groobz101]

@davidjl1234 Damn, I deleted my VM while testing this virus!

[Gizmomaster7]

@davidjl1234 Well done. How did you figure that out?

[MitchZer0II]

@davidjl1234 Does that mean I can finally masturbate to crazy Russian porn safely?

[XxXSpartan9664XxX]

Heh, porn themed video and he said Master Boot.

[aminazam95]

If you transcribe audio it says crazy russian-born.

[Jakewithportals]

Dude, where's my porn?

Starring rogueamp and coming to your theaters fall 2011.

[OSDolphin]

@Jakewithportals Who's going to be the Russian?

[BomxStudios]

I like how the incognito window refers to the Smiley Central toolbar.

[R2Processor]

lol.

[jaksi7c8]

The way you said "Check this!" was like... oh my god! :D

[poopzy13]

chea

[Gmod1001]

This.... is my new favourite video from you!

[MattGrubbTV]

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING MY LIFE

[mallpunk182]

haha this was absolutely hilarious xD

[dylan9436]

rogueamp is ftw

[wheely132]

Ah man, I was just about to watch some crazy russian porn! Lmao! Jk, great vid!

[WhelenVTXR2]

2:23 That is not my fucking porn, where is it?!

[uglyworm12]

Odd question, but... where can I find that song? I just want to use it in a joke, so don't get the wrong idea or anything.

[jvemPiRe14]

it's true, the cold war is still going on!

[TheRealFurryFox]

Here's the password: aaaaaaciip

Hope this helps :D

[MrPhilippos96]

@TheRealFurryFox There are many generations of the same MBR virus.Which program did u use todissample it?i find it difficult,failed in other words ;D.

[sammyjohn32]

Hey does anybody know what the russan ransomware screen says? is it like the basic "this is not a virus....." screen?

[xan1242]

Ever heard about cliphunter?Nevermind...

[Eragon86micky]

omg i hate russians language

[mikeycomputer]

At that point, I'd pull the hard drive out of the computer and hook it up to another.

Hours and hours of file transferring would ensue.

[TheStewieGriffinFan]

2:17 - 2:36

Best. Thing. EVER.

[Luigithehomie91]

The music is killing me alongside the video lol

[jnk1296]

He's right. We shouldn't watch crazy Russian porn. We would watch crazy English porn so we can read the Ransom-ware's message! XD

[gamewinner1728]

Fitting sexy music is fitting.

[TheStewieGriffinFan]

@gamewinner1728 I laughed, so god damn hard when it started.

[soxxfan105]

lol 

[bvestationfan]

Windows Install Disk boot up -> Repair your Computer -> Command Prompt -> bootrec.exe -> bootrec /fixmbr

[cheat12code]

2:49 "This is why you don't look at Russian pork"

[renjidude97]

Lol j/k

[renjidude97]

Holy sh!t. how does he know!!!???

[blackthehedgehog8]

Crazy, Russian porn? Okay, got it.

[JujuBean1967]

2:35 You probably felt like a spy trying to hack into the KGB.

[StAnger1xD]

Hilarious execution of the joke, as for the virus itself, I'm pretty surprised that anyone would write such elaborate boot sector virus instead of just making a casual explorer.exe hijack virus.

[KylerWyler]

3:10

Don't you mean...

*puts on sunglasses*

the master bate record?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

[MrShoy]

*humor on*I'm expert with porn, and I know that a 30 Minutes video is not possible in just 38 Kb.

By the way, MBR viruses are sooo lame.. c'mon, that is easy to fix. Well.. maybe not for who believed a 30 min video was inside an exe...

[PivotmasterXD257]

XD and why were you looking up russian porn again???

[stormspotterbob]

CURSE THIS YT UPDATE>

[endejan]

this is why you don't search for crazy russian porn kids

[XyliboxFrance]

mbr lockers are so lame to crack and so limited.

[dylanmcferrenreturn2]

I love your reaction when it shuts down.

[Dafoodmaster]

lol... that is fucking awesome

[k1dpoison]

best video yet! i love how you even put the porn music XD

[WhelenVTXR2]

Once the file was run, it emptied the contents of most, if not all, the folders. Even if you bypassed this, your files would be gone. Fuck you, Russian Hackers.

Русских вымогателей, должен любить его. Пошел на хуй, русские хакеры!

[MrShoy]

@WhelenVTXR2 but who can really believe a long video is inside an exe and is 38 KB???

[RenzokukenLionheart]

@MrShoy someone who is inept at technology

[MrShoy]

@MrShoy so they should put alerts like..if you are inept at technology don't look at porn

[WhelenVTXR2]

@MrShoy Somebody who doesn't pay attention to those kinds of things, or those who eagerly want to jack off to hot, wild, Russian porn.

[MrShoy]

@WhelenVTXR2 I would get suspicious..just a little..if a video was an exe.. everyone likes avi...

[TheCanadianToast]

This is a hilarious video, and great background music, lol :D

[SpudCommando]

A new Rogueamp video? Awesome.

[thefrigginguy]

btw he says don't look russian porn BUT you can still look US pronz

[thefrigginguy]

Crazy russian porn. lol

[MrPhilippos96]

This video should be uploaded to youjizz,youporn,pornhub.Just a lesson for teh Nubz ^^

[Metalik4ever]

You can also try these codes ekol

jail

777888

zpo4301

zzp0193

281056

098SWO

875082

692058

[plutgamer]

lol im 12

[Kwpolska]

I'd make a savestate of the VM and run some stuff to crack the code for me.

Also, 500 rubles* for removing this piece of crap? Too expensive.

* $18

[venichen1]

yay new video! and it's hilarious too

[Serbianmate45]

Never even liked Russian porn

[Serj960HD]

nice video

[warnightify]

YAY NEW WIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!

[theicon2020]

dam, u funny as hell today

[iTechNetwork]

I srsly almost got that 0_o

[firefists55]

"That is not my fucking porn, where is it?"

Best quote ever

[MitchZer0II]

Actually, I didn't go outside, I didn't take a shower and I didn't plan on seeing Russian porn.

I already masturbated to infla- erm, I mean Italian porn.

[RoflmaoStudioz]

My buddy brian got that BAHAAHAHAHA

[scheitinjebroek]

thats hardcore ransomware

[puppyy780]

So, did you find out about this...while you were searching for crazy Russian porn...?

[backandforthvideos]

@puppyy780 You should be happy, now you know not to go downloading russian porn

[puppyy780]

@backandforthvideos I know! Amp teaches valuable life lessons.

[backandforthvideos]

@puppyy780 He should have his own tv show!

[puppyy780]

@backandforthvideos Life Lessons with RougeAmp.

[ThornedCactoMan]

I just can't explain in words how awesome you are, so...

asfsdfsdgdfghgfhghw4rtetryrthg­dfhdstherhghryhtrhg

[ferrai360]

what u stalk me?

[FloatingWalnut]

I'm loving the porno music in this. I'll remember to be careful next time i look for crazy russian porn

[TheStickKid]

Your porn is russian text.

have a happy day.

[atomicman2345]

:LOOOOOL:

[TheGamerKidKarar]

:P What?

[frenchfriedfrenchmen]

hey do you know if mrnoobwarrior has a new account yet?I want to troll it