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  • i jerked off to this.

  • hahaha XD

  • thats his girlfriend

  • well theres creatures called anunnaki but i think this is a burned man or maybe prolly an anunnaki himself depends on where u found it

  • 0:07 to 0:09 a lizard magically appears on the mans leg.. lololol.. lizard....man... oh the epicness :P funny video dude, obviously this shit isnt true but ill give it a thumbs up because its pretty funny to watch that lizard appear lol

  • ESE PUTO QUE PEDO LE SALIO AGUADO

  • Where does the did this 'lizard man" got his short pants from?

  • Thank God we caught him!

  • funny he must be pregnant because he is laying on a gyno table.....lol....notice the lenght and also one of the stirrup foot holders on the bottom left front corner of he bed.....probably some gynocologist in his halloween costume.....

  • HOLY SHIT YOU SAID MOVE NOT THROW!!!!!........ oops wrong video O,O

  • thats not reptilian (lizardman). thats a guy with some special effects. and if that was reptilian wheres his tale

  • @texanita82 they don't have tails. anyway you never see a reptillian in its true form, they shapeshift to match the appearance of the dominant being on whatever planet they fall to. their purpose is to lie and decieve, so if they ever showed their true form they wouldn't make very good decievers would they?

  • @Matthaios4 their purpose is to lie and deceive? Why?

  • cool make up

  • Another waste of time.

  • well if thats lizard man why is his penis coverd ?

  • What movie is this from? When it's out?

  • And the winner for worst video/everything goes to..

  • ffs lol

  • hahahahha i love going on the wierd part of youtube when im high !!

  • @LYNX4646 smoke it if you got it

  • @LYNX4646 lol not me, I stay away from shit like that when I'm in that state of mind haha.

  • im in the weird part of youtube again

  • Damn he's hot. I'll let him.......not going to finish that sentance. I'll just keep it in my head and enjoy the...oooooooooh.

  • I also see a lizard table, lizard wall, lizard wheel. everything green.

  • the hulk looks a little sick and with bad nutrition

  • ya le hicieron la chamba a spiderman hahahaha

  • i looked at every store i couldent find those underware

  • falso

    

  • that is just realy good make up cuz the real one is in my house we had a huge arty last night

  • good job, you caught a homeless man with bad psoriasis...

  • christmas will be safe they caught the grinch....

  • Looks like a burn victim..Photoshoped.

  • Mmmm, sexy fuker, nice gunz, wanna go out?

  • so someone painted him green and spiked him with shrooms

    to only convice him hes the jolly green giant ?

  • cool! what toilet paper would lizard man use?

  • creepy

    thank god we're half human half roosters

  • Were we not all supposed to "GO GREEN"? If not i'm glad u cant see me now! Man do i feel silly! How do i remove permanent pen?

  • um ... He encontrado una cinta con esta cosa de hombres tipo de criatura en él, ¿qué diablos es? Parece un hombre lagarto gigante reptil!! He estado mirando los vídeos de YouTube un esto se ve como el hombre lagarto del Condado de Lee EE.UU., sólo he encontrado la cinta en Nueva Zelanda! Impresionante, si está vivo en algún lugar aquí en la Tierra Media!! Parece que el laboratorio Nido Welly Zoo me tho!

  • Weird video. Have you noticed when the camera zoomed in on him, there's a big lizard on his hip.

  • Seems legit.

  • hobo jacked is finally captured.. he should take a bath :)

  • shoulda named this Project:piece of shit

  • HE HAVE AIDS

  • good job lizardman is captured... lets see on most wanted list we need to capture batman and spiderman next !

  • make him into Whiskas

  • creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

  • Thank GOD, now I will splep soundly tonight.

  • Isn't Lizardman from the fighting game Soul Calibur?

  • um ..in MY OPINION (and yes everyone is entitled to one) all i am seeing is man laying on a hospital bed and its being recorded via night vision camera, ... meaning that everything is green. Nothing here to see people , move along. (besides reptiles cannot grow hair )

  • the morning after a wild star trek themed party

  • That's some lame ass special effects.

  • how nice! his wife stayed with him through the whole E.R visit. now that love!

  • Seems legit.

  • Ladies, settle down...you can't fuck it.

  • If he is a reptile, why does he have hair on his legs?

  • @xReapeR217 yeah or his boxer jajajajajajajajaj is so funy this video jajajjaj

  • it looks like a severly burned person...

    

  • Holy Shit,u found america's most wanted man george bush aka 'asshole'

  • lagoon guy

  • HO! HO! HO!

  • oh, its green

  • lolololol

  • looks like the hulk

  • I´M SO SORRY BUT...I CAN SEE THIS VIDEO IS FAKE, BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THIS MAN BREAD, BUT REPTILIANS ARE REAL, BUT THIS IS HOW THEY WOULD LOOKE LIKE.

  • gay bawls fuck butt

    

  • These videos are great, they keep the idiots stupified so intelligent people can exploit the fuck out of them and keep them on minimum wage, post more, McDonalds needs more staff.

  • YEA RIGHT! The LIZARD MEN have us captured~yo

  • nice green lens filter

  • Hahahaha!

  • Let me anal probe him to see if he wakes up.

  • that is not lizard man and there is no lizard man or reptilian or reptile people, stupids, imbaciles, morons, you like to listen to those who wants to corrupt your minds, there is a God and the Lord Christ, fear them not these myths and fictions !

  • @ahool69 which god? zues, athena hera aires thor odin loki freya baldur?

    cant we just worship unicorns as there is only one of them, although the lizard man is most likely bullshit, it is still more believable than a cosmic jewish zombie is going to save us and take us to live with his dad who is also him, only chuck norris can father himself you should know that

  • @Themightyjason1 chuck norris can kiss my ass for start, second, i believe that exists and i am not imploring to all to believe cause all of these so called paranormals that are posted here are all hoax.

  • @ahool69 chuck norris could KICK your ass but either way god and jesus is also mythology sunshine, there not real, that and even if they were jesus is a zombie so the church would throw holy water at him and god would send him to hell

  • @Themightyjason1 dude don't say those words to God and Jesus, please, it's o.k, cause curse is about to knock on your door !

  • @ahool69 curses dont knock for one, and im safe from any curse, either way im pretty sure that the lizard man is fake but so are zombies either and jesus was a zombie, everyone knows that its in black and white writing in the bible (AKA the big book of fairy tales)

  • @Themightyjason1 ha ha ha ha ha ! i have heard those word before and ha ha ha ha ha i wonder where are they now, you have the guts to say these words. you just invited it, the IT ! the one without a name. do not challenge the IT cause it don't play !

  • @ahool69 HAHAHA!!!

  • @ahool69 HOLY FUCKEN JESUS!!!!!!!!! i work up this morning and my legs had beaten eaten off, please sir please remove this curse so i can grow my legs back like a lizard pleeeeaassssse

  • hahahahahahaha OMG.. I seriously just laughed way to hard..

  • dude did my

    uncle get drunk again?? son of a bitch

  • Finally they caught him, good job people, he stole my wallet the other day!!!!

  • bullshit flag!

  • "FINALLY captured" That cunt was always robbing my eggs and milk from the doorstep .

  • @punkeasy champion comment

  • DAMN ARGONIANS.

  • Cool story bro

  • I think, he`s pretty hot ;-P

  • Yeah. The trouble is that stupid people like you believe anything you see. Run it through your own 'logic sensors' first and ask yourself, "Does this actually really matter to me?".

  • ho ho ho

    green giant!

  • he has psoriasis :-)

  • i can see the sweetcorn ..you sad cunts

  • A guy with a skin condition gets the video saturation coloured green, amateur video editing at best. PS it would have been more convincing if ONLY the guy was green.

  • Riiiiiight. So, I'm guessing that this proves the sasquatch is real too, then?

  • I eat his canned vegetables !!

  • I love how everything has a green tint to it. lololol

  • C'mon you forgot to zoom into his reptilian eyes shapeshifting! DUHHHHHH......

  • STD

  • Slestak

  • I know I'm stupid and wrong and probably have an extra chromosome lmfao... DERP!!!

  • You will all Die 7 days after watching this... lol that's my top comment on Rituals of the Illuminati might as well try it again am I right or am I right lol

  • That's just some filthy, dirty guy with scab's, all over his leg's, head and torso.

    You're an idiot for showing this video, you sucked me in big time,you

    "girlfriend-less small ball's wanna be Steven Spielberg director,"

    Do us a favour and poke your eye out, idiot.!!!.

  • if I was gay I would totally jumb his bones, green skin is kind of hot

  • Which episode of Johnny Quest was this from?

  • look like micheal.p had turn into a lizardman

  • oh great they found my uncle

  • bullshit.

    

  • @1nsane2580 You are right ;FAKE,FAKE!.

  • Project "This is so Gay"

  • Giiirl! You fierce,

    Where d'you get that done???

  • Yes and he even found his way to a modern hospital.

  • wack !! ur an idiot!

  • what just happened ? i did not watch it lol

  • Noooes they captured my Argonian BFFL! Don't tell them anything!

  • So glad they finally caught another one of us. I hate to be the only guy with green, scaly balls.

  • Thats just Sergeant Stadanko.

  • All wrong here!!

    Hello everyone this is a totally false and video edited to distort and misinform, please review the detailed recording times, they change from beginning to end and are in the following order:

    Starts next left into: 13/09/10 4:25:21-4:25:24

    Then moves to the right side: 13/09/10 4:18:10 to 4:10:11 (happened?)

    Then shifts to the left into: 13/09/10 4:22:04 to 4:22:07

    Even more incredible: 13/09/10 4:24:59 to 4:23:01 Happened Here?

  • does this green man has a green card?? i wonder..

  • Does an iguana grow off there leg as a side kick mini me version of the selves they telepathically posses and control?

  • ●₪₪₪₪₪₪₪● Rebel Models ●₪₪₪₪₪₪₪●

    ha haha ha, So cool work, very creative, but the little lizard ruined the credibility it would have.

    and the realones have ugly scaled skin but They are not green.

  • Seems Legit.

  • Enough with the lizard bullshit … there are no fucking lizzards this bitch narrating is probly paid by jesuits to concoct whatever shit they can imagine, jeesus fuk me running I sick of this shit! .... the jesuit's and the black pope that you never hear about that are running the world and its plain to see with a bit of quality documentation ... their behind everything sinse 1540ad ... learn the ultimate real truth. links below.

    Google or youtube "vaticanassassins" or "Eric Jon Phelps"

  • buen trabajo de maquillaje!!

  • dumb

  • someone's calling him sexy,ewwww

    washed just like pigs shit.

  • his name is picollo.

  • HO HO HO GREEN GIANT , TELL HIS ASS I NEED SOME MO CORN

  • OOOHH.. THAT'S THE SEXIEST LIZARD I'VE EVER SEEN. I BET HE'S HOT. :-)

  • Avatar in green?

  • does it have green scally balls

  • @treeyard1 WHY would you want to know that lmao?

  • @treeyard1 why, would u lick them if he does.

  • Nice HD video

  • Zomg!! I want him as a pet :D

  • IT'S A MAN WITH MAKE UP PEOPLE!!! SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

  • @japussy Are you sure?

  • @japussy lmfao he looks like hes came from the NZ bidy arts awards..lmao..probably ththats pretty much what it is hahaha

  • @japussy fucking goverment!

  • @japussy

    I think I saw that guy on face off.

  • is a devil

  • could he be a mermaid man?

  • Even has his pet lizard with him. Good job.

  • That man has psoreasis syndrome has nothing to do with reptiles

  • @ainanor that's some hellaciously dry skin! maybe that's what kim kardashian's turning into.

  • @metalhanded what has kim to do with this?

  • @ainanor just heard, without trying, that she has psoriasis. that's all.

  • FALSO!!!

  • they are the reptillans ppl have been talking about

  • Is Hulk

  • Cell after tough loss to Gohan.

  • ughh... wierd side of youtube again...

  • OOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIT IS THE HULK!!! RUN BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'd tap that...

  • FAKE and GAY!!!

  • @00hast00 yes because gays are fake... IM GAY AND IM NOT FAKE

  • This mother fucker looks like he's got a bad case of eczema, That's it that's all, And if you really think this looks like some kind of lizard man of Lee County, You are a Big RETARD.

    Get this mother fucker some vitamin E cream for christ sake.

  • FAKE

  • College Art Project!!!

  • at least that thing covered his genitals

  • @admty He's a modest reptilian who worries about corrupting children by appearing nude in a Youtube video.

  • Perhaps he is part of a movie ...

  • Yeah you'r right strobe... This must be a reprile so what da fuck is he do with a bellybutton

  • it looks like a burn victim if you ask me lol

  • Hahahahaha I'm must lough about all the Youtube Idiots that post such Trash !!!

  • Hey. Its Larry! I used to go to high school with that guy

  • Wow! it's the incredible Hulk on a comedown!

  • 'lizardman' with bellybutton?

  • Ancient drawings from egypt, africa and the mayans all depict reptilian/draconian humanoid creatures that stand 9-22 ft tall. Neither benevolent or malevolent. Simply evolving the motion of life.