Heyyowaddup, Semi-Serious Talk

[slapme126]

This is my 3rd time commenting: I miss you. :(

[joshman1110]

Miss you bro, hope you come back soon but take your time.

[Kaimiloaisbomb]

we miss you bro

[imracherss]

miss you bro. hope you get over whatever shits happening :\

[TrueStoryBro2314]

Guys don't rush him saying we want more videos or that you've been gone so long come back. Just let him come back on his own. We all miss him and his comedy, he's one of the funniest people on youtube. He has school and that shit can get tough, just let him come back on his own time. Eli we all miss you broski.

[PandaKondalXl]

Whaddup im a new sub my names Eli too

[TheDeadpixle]

GAAAD DAMN this is like my 5th time watching this i just like your voice and the commentary, ur a funny guy

[MrPumpkinanator]

So Who's bringing the stapler?

[ShatteredEchos]

Better get your sack ready to be stapled :)

[swazania]

thumbs up if you kept watching after he left

[MrMcNicklez]

dude choral music is the shit

[Palatard]

Sorry Eli :(

[thesslemons]

Guys.. hes dead :S

[tajayfoot1]

@thesslemons lol he isnt dead he messaged me yesterday he's comein back soon dont worry

[ionlyusemefail]

@tajayfoot1 soon? u commented 4 weeks and still no new vids :(

[tajayfoot1]

@ionlyusemefail lol idk i asked him when he's comein back and he did say soon so

[ionlyusemefail]

@thesslemons NOOOOOOOOO lol

[dawgbot44]

@thesslemons He isnt dead xD.We miss you Eli.I will always stay a sup to you Eli <3

[imracherss]

xD people need to get off their fucking period he explains why hes not making vids, calm your shit.

[xip09]

monthly video wtf unsub

[TheFrandiego]

Staple that sack bro!

[yert1213]

Some1 get the stapler.... I'm kinda pissed cause your easily the funniest commentator I'm subed to... Post more man!

[manvsluxury]

*staple*

[IRONMANNN97]

OH MY GOD DUDE YOUR HILARIOUS I ALSO EAT THE BLACK BAGEL LOOKING THINGS!!

[Theshizz453]

I miss u like a newly circumsized baby misses his foreskin :(

[0crazycandy]

Hope your alright. Just make sure your putting your most important things first. Finish high school and maybe you can comentate more often.

[zebrahead1100]

now i want to staple my nutsack to my have

[slapme126]

Heyyowaddup, it's time for your monthly video. It's actually 2 months, now.

[joshman1110]

You ok? Haven't posted in quite a while.

[iheir]

dont care for ur nutsack btw, but ur voice kinda remindes me of Gassy Mexican :D smexy!

[zechs636]

43 and 0....... beast but sadly u have to staple your hands to your nutsack.

[MrCOD249]

It's time to staple both hands to your nutsack. -.-

[ZoNeTeamPS3]

btw Area under ur ballsack = Gootch :D

[Aarongamer2]

@ZoNeTeamPS3 I thought it was a Taint/

[TheBrizendine]

@TastyEli What happened to your killzone vids. I just realize over half if your videos are gone. It's only like 27 but still.

[TheOriginalGrape777]

dude its been a month were the hell are your videos at!? you were like one of the best commentaters out there and if you were 18 and could get more viewers you could get a partnership with Machinima

[RandomHAPPYNESS]

THINK ABOUT THIS....

WHAT IF....

SOMEONE....

MATED....

SYNDICATE....

AND zzirGrizz

UNSTOPPABLE EPICNESS

[Joeddude10]

Y U NO MAKE THE VIDEOOOOSSS?????? 0_O

[yujo909]

Im getting out my stapler.. Lol

[anh24cp]

-3*

[anh24cp]

You are hilarious and I hope school works out well and you get a scholarship to a great collage.!(: -3

[kai10100]

your so fucking awesome bro! i got quite happy when i saw this video

[vik0888]

So its been a week u said two vids a week whos gonna chop youre ballsack off ?

[RiseGamingHQ]

Well it looks like you have to staple your nut sack to your hand

[MrPsykokiller13]

i dont like the pretzels in chex mix

[210Ghost210]

mah nigguh eli, you are without a doubt one of my top 5 favorite people on the planet...much love lol

<3

[aDeletedTaco]

@210Ghost210 I better be in that top 5 you yellow mother fucker :O

[beneaththesky69]

"that was a cute one right there" lmfao xD

[chaoswolftiger]

Really love your commentary don't stop making vids

[2amishandafield]

Eli, as a college freshmen I can tell you the two hardest things are paying for college and studying. So, if you get a swimming scholarship you'll be fine and have extra free time unless you take a ridicules course load.

[TheBeauRoose]

Glad to see you back... i will hold you to that nutsack statement just saying becuase penumbra is the best youtube series i've ever seen.

[Mcrick679]

My random anti-depressant is here :)

[peraltany]

I know what you mean about school dude. what schools you looking at

[Donole131]

Play BF3 please :D

[xoxoPleaseRespond]

I'm a little teapot

short and stout

[Reptiliia]

I dont smoke weed anymore, and i have a 4.0 and because of my weight lifting i just hit 170 lbs at 6 ft with a 6 pack. Sometimes life's better with no bud.

[erikebba]

DONT STOP ELI! LUV YOUR VIDS AND COMMENTERY

[UnJustism]

can i staple your nut sack to my hand? ;)

[Methodsofdestruction]

you shoul do livestreams

[Penguwhisperer]

hahhahahaha i love u eli please dont quit for good please. ur my favorite youtuber for sure no doubt love you man

[iamLA0]

what happened to that chopper u had?? it just disappeared after the re connection

[2XocraM]

3:19 You don't even talk about gameplay :D

[MRSTEADYMOBBIN247]

Fuck u man arkansas beast haha!!

[whiteassassin13]

lol i started smoking weed my 10th grade year and im in 12th now and things are still going good

[jammerptr9]

you know what would be uber unique?? showing  u stapeling ur ballsack to ur hand :)

[chanman900]

MAN UR SO FUKING FUNNNYYY!!!!!!

[RedLightning55]

FINALLY!

[CaIligraphy]

I love the white stick things. They are my favorite. D:

That sounded kind of gay, but you know what I mean, LOL

[NeesDeep]

same man, i completely feel you haha

[TheChente95]

Has a dog ever pooped on your left shoe?

[cooler318]

you could do something like zombie mode or you can show us your RPG skills like in final fantasy or whatever i would love to see you try final fantasy X (fave btw)

[Xhuri]

I knew if I kept with you, you would end up shitting out a video. Thanks for the update man. <3

[iEATlimes2]

HE'S ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :D

[MightyMongoosecola]

i like the white stick things but not the white black chips there nasty

[6IXBrandon6IX]

@MightyMongoosecola the black ones are the best, you crazy

[KXILite]

Just in case I'm really to staple your balls. No joke

[phalanges1001]

i jizzed in my pants when i saw this in my sub box

[R3Po1000]

the way he commentates just takes your mind off the gameplay

[I1KonArtis1I]

GOD HAS SPOKEN!

[MaxWiseman]

5:50 :D and eli how often do you swim? whats your 100 free time?

[TastyEli]

@MaxWiseman i havent been timed in over a year. just because the numbers nget to me if you know what i mean, but im getting ready to start swimming 6 nights a week. have been swimming only 4 in the off season just to stay in shape.

[MrMaddogVG]

@TastyEli hey eli i dunno if this will work for you but it worked for me :D search hatsune miku on YT.her songs made me feel good again and btw its japanese xD

[MaxWiseman]

@TastyEli Yeah i know exactly what you mean, a bad time usually fucks up my attitude and really puts me off. and 6 nights a week is some serious shit. glad you got your priorities straight though, good luck with your colleges and if you can combine it with youtube then props.

[roblox22]

Deus Ex moment at 2:12

[Sparta1278]

YOU KNOW WAT FUK YOU AND YOUR THIRD NUT

POST MORE NOW!

[R3Po1000]

@Sparta1278 damn DEMANDING AND GREEDY O_O ^_^

[ItsJustAshapee]

I love your videos eli.! :D

[R0b6]

Your nutsack is already attached to your hand so stapling it to your hand is just a waste of time

[aDeletedTaco]

@R0b6 agreed.

[TastyEli]

@aDeletedTaco what?

[CalvinKim97]

@aDeletedTaco holy shit dude i dunno why but i see you commenting EVERYWHERE. its kinda weird. o_o

[aDeletedTaco]

@CalvinKim97 O_O I am conquering the youtubes.

[SesameStGangster]

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT A GIFT FROM GOD

[biolanty]

He lives....



[TH3TON3]

OHMYGODDUDE, I love your videos please don't stop!

[Zero2277]

yo i doubt even watch you for your gameplays man i just love hearing your commentarys keep it up man good job (Y)

[VibeItUpHD]

do u still smoke kush?

[WhatIFYouDecide]

Great to see you back man. =P

[Igamer124]

I've seen a few youtubers talk about how they hated being associated with some people on youtube. Just ignore them and do your thing. Awesome stuff.

[ThatOneGuyWhoPwns]

I'm from Conway Arkansas. And I'm offended. Not really, I don't give a fuck. Haha but your right about the y'all thing. I do it all the time and I'm not a country person.

[SnugglyGuineaPig]

Youplay Magic the Gathering?! ME TOO!!!! Omg, i love you so much more now :)

[TheBrizendine]

Look at the crazy shit Ricky Chops does. Maybe that will give you some ideas. Also do Spyro again.

[Joeddude10]

i love the tags :D it me lol so hard :L

[Gillbobjones03]

try and join in with the creatures, like pbat,nova, kootra, sly and the rest: D

[Pimy99]

ALREADY!!!?? -_________________- GOD I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH, I CAN'T STAND YOUR LAZY ASSS!!! CAPS RAGE! jk man, even if you post a video about every year, still fkin love you

[weepinggod]

Oh god a new video by Eli ... gonna jizz again



[TheBoneyard18]

I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoModWithCoD]

:D I Kinda dont want you to post a video every week but then i do. Cause i want to staple your nutsack to you hand cause that would be fucking hilarious. But videos are sick as hell. Sooo hmmm :D

[TheDeadpixle]

@TastyEli i still love you thoo !!!!!!!!!! all love hope you get well soon

[TheDeadpixle]

@TastyEli i still love you thoo !!!!!!!!!! all love hope you get well soon

[97Randomzz]

YAAY ELI is back!!

[wheniwasinvietnam]

thanks to this video i think i can help you out on that sperm bank you talked about earlier, O.o

[ardin543210]

"hey yo wuttup"

I say outloud "Sup bro"

My mom turns around and stares at me.

Now she thinks I talk to myself

[Jrulesish]

are u gunna pick up bf3 for ps3? if so, may i add u on psn to play a few rounds? thatd be really awesome

[LetzKlutchPSN]

I missed you :')

[exx524]

drieing your body with the same spot your dad dries his balls in ...I WAS ITCHY...badly

[xXHanxseXx]

what a video what is this madness

[OhDiixey]

I saw saw Nemo 1-0

[helosb]

BF3...

[TheLastLink265]

Shit Eli, Im jealous you're getting into Choral Music. I wanna do that for the this year(sophomore highschool) junior and senior year to see if I go anywhere. Im in a band too and Im hoping that goes somewhere at least.

[bajp5]

Hey i live in arkansas!

[bleachmaker12]

guys, get your staples ready

[Bladeliger87]

Are you going to finish Spyro?

[guydudefaec1]

<3

[Bladeliger87]

I LOVE that accent thingy at 5:51!!!

[laxhockeynguitar]

i completely forgot i was subbed to you........ahhaahahaha

[christrout91]

I know how you feel, little bit disgusted to be under the same "label" as some people. I'm happy I managed to get you back into the youtube thing when I mentioned you in a video and I have enjoyed all your commentaries since you came back. I enjoy your stuff greatly, always have, always will.

[weedseed500]

yo eli what happened to your first did u get a copyright strike or what

[ORyanB8]

Oh god i missed you

[sub4submeeee]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSS IIIII LOVEEEE YOUUUUUUU (FULL HOMO)

[MClaridge14]

yay

[MrUKGaming2000]

weres spyro at!?

[beagle44576]

I love you......

[Jogador154]

You're alive?!

[aDeletedTaco]

Woah, is the world about to end or something?

[LadyAwsome1]

that stinks

[iNoreply321]

awww 2nd