Beth Makes Dinner!

[phekwig]

There's a lot of love in that meal...

[marquisdejolie]

Hahahaha!

[scflyer55]

looks like what was left in the bag crackers an cheese James.

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup. So I cooked myself a better meal. I usually do.

[oldbag699]

OMG OMG OMG u didnt eat that did u ?

whats the green stuff booger

poor annie this is not a responsible place to bring her up in

[marquisdejolie]

Considering how many times I've had to rush Annie to the animal hospital because Beth drops drugs on the floor in every room of the house....no, this is not a safe place for a dog.

[oldbag699]

its not a safe place for a sane human bean or living creature lol lol

[marquisdejolie]

True. True. I sleep behind a triple-locked door with one eye open. You should hear some of the strange, ooogety boogety sounds I hear at night. Creeeeepy.

[oldbag699]

ooogety boogety a technical term ?

lol lol lol keep sane james : )

i still dont know what the green booger was have u figured it out ?

[marquisdejolie]

Roach entrails? Beth's into "white" magic and witchery.

[peglol]

What a feast!

[marquisdejolie]

Fit for a king, eh!?

[Neferkit]

What a delightful culinary achievement! Glad you survived it. :-)

[marquisdejolie]

@Neferkit She's a whiz, ain't she!?

Thanks :)

[Bl4zz3r]

Yum!

[marquisdejolie]

@Bl4zz3r I'm tellin' ya.

:)

[islandGAL7]

:  )

[marquisdejolie]

@islandGAL7

:)

:)

[3101010]

nachos?

[marquisdejolie]

Not quite.

[twister7boy]

wait when did crackers n cheese become dinner?

i wonder what brought this about?

that was nice of her yay.

peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

I dunno. Beth does weird things for reasons I can't figure out.

[ourvinylcollection]

i love the music you chose for this. and...you're very brave i would never trust her.

[marquisdejolie]

Actually, momma's the one I gotta watch. She food poisoned me twice before I had to INSIST that she not cook for me any more.

[chevkoch]

Don't feed that to the dog!!!!

Wait.

Don't eat it yourself!!!

Did you make your sister try it first to test for dollar store anti-rat?

[marquisdejolie]

I didn't "make" her. I coaxed her. She ate so I ate.

[chevkoch]

Everyday a new thrill at this house.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Coulda been worse like...bad sardines on moldy bread...see that is a LOT worse.

[marquisdejolie]

We keep ONE of those ingredients in the house.

[grumpychuck]

yum...mmm...

[marquisdejolie]

Mmmm mmmm good. Just like momma used to make!

[IrishEyez01]

Looks like cheetos on crackers lol....ahh i just scrolled down to see it bargain cheeze wiz. Now to make it complete you'll need a nice wine, like....oh....MD 20/20 hehe ;)

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! MD20/20?? Puttin' on the ritz!!!

[IrishEyez01]

yup yummmmmy haha...i think that was the first "wine" i had a taste of....if u can even call it that lol....ahhh good times lol

[marquisdejolie]

MD reminds me of motor oil.

[druidelf123]

hhhmmmmmm..im hungry now :)

[marquisdejolie]

You are? Seriously? Are ya single and have a job because Beth sure needs a wallet.....er, a man.

[druidelf123]

hehe, im a girl, im only 14 and i dont have a job yet and i live in the UK soo..im so sorry ;(

[marquisdejolie]

What are you so sorry about?

[druidelf123]

im not sure what im sorry about, i was tired when i put that comment down lol :)

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[TheBlueFlamingo]

Looks like saltines and cheez whiz. Oh, yum.

[marquisdejolie]

Yummity yum! The only other thing Beth ever cooked around here is water.

[Octahoney]

You got the hook up!  :) Canned cheese is expensive!

[marquisdejolie]

Well, I saw the can. It wasn't Kraft. It was Dollar Store Budget Brand American Cheese-Like Product, whatever that is.

[phainopepla95]

No wonder you are the marquisdejolie, sir!

[marquisdejolie]

Thank you very much!

[phainopepla95]

A Fullbright Exchange teacher from Chile once told me, "Anything your mother puts on the table for you is good," then he passed, "even when it isn't!" I hope you are eating well despite this apparent restricted diet your sister has you on.

[marquisdejolie]

Oh I eat out. 3 nights a week at the local soup kitchens and the rest of the time at Long John Silvers or The Brown Pig.

[phainopepla95]

That explains why you aren't a wasted 110 lbs.! Good for you! Survival is paramount!

[marquisdejolie]

Gotta keep up my strength because if I start looking too weak, the Jabbas will eat me alive (one snapped at my fingers a couple of times).

[phainopepla95]

Hey, @Marquisdejolie, I give you 10 stars, all gilded for spirit! You definitely found how to make this lemon into lemonade. You have become a personal hero of mine for your survivor skills!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks so much! I'll keep at it.

[TandEeesDad]

Chef Emeril's got nothin' on Beth.

[marquisdejolie]

She should her own TV show: Cookin' Under The Influence or Cookin' On Drugs, something like that.

[edenbainbridge]

was that cracker remnants with cheez wiz?

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

Best thing she's ever made for me. (a tear wells up in my right eye)

[edenbainbridge]

i dont think any one has made me dinner in 13 years.. id take it :)

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

C'mon over. I'll boil you up some eggs, make you some jello, microwave some duck a'larange....

[edenbainbridge]

see ya tonight :)

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

I'll be the big man wearing the Russian watch cap.

[kidblood1]

what was it ?

[marquisdejolie]

Beth's famous canned cheese and leftover, bottom of the box crackers.

[cdltpx]

It was nice knowing you.

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks! I'll let y'all know if I am kilt.

[chevkoch]

Hahahaha!

[marquisdejolie]

: D

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!!

[ZMoulton]

mmm

[marquisdejolie]

mmmm mmmmm good!

[sheri226]

Crackers and Canned Cheese!! Am I correct? Lol.. a trip to the dollar store.. must have been a special occasion!!

[marquisdejolie]

Crackers and canned cheese. I didn't know she could cook. Don't know WHAT the occasion was. Maybe she smells the money I'm hiding in California.

[farnk]

Hey don't bite the hand that feeds ya. Unless you scrub it first. Were those Chicken in a Biscuit?

[marquisdejolie]

I sure hope they were!