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  • 21? I thought I was going on a mission at 19

  • lol

    

  • ow my gosh.......

    Its the most perfect movie I have ever seen in my entire life!!!

    congratulations, it was just.... perfect!!!

  • THAT IS SOOO HILARIOUS I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! 100% better then the actual twighlight series! i am SOOOO telling all my friends about this! high five if your Mormon! *high fives* OH YEAH!!!!!!!

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  • This was so much fun to watch!

  • i like this so much better than the actual twilight, i could not sit through 5 minutes of twilight but i could watch this all day

  • lol so funny well done guys!!

  • I didn't do more than grin for most of this.... but I couldn't help cracking up at the end, "YOU are my eternal life now." Dun dun dun.

  • Is it bad that I know one of the songs is Forbidden Friendship from How to Train Your Dragon? XD

  • haha better than the original twilight:)

  • i usually hate mormons, but this was hilarious, well done guys awesome job!

  • im proud to be a mormon,,this was funny :)

  • this was hilarios and added some funny twists from the movie/book.

    I'm morman:):):):):):):):):):):):)­:)

  • someone can translate for my..!! im mexican..! :D please..!

  • i loved this and im mormon hahahaha! so funny

  • No such thing as a deity, by the way.

  • how gay

  • nice! ;) what's the title of the song at 2:30?

  • @bboyheraxxx Here Comes The King by X-Ray Dog

  • this video sucks BAWLLSSS

  • hahha... im waitng for mormon new moon :)

  • Hahaha. Soo funny, a little tacky but hilarious

  • hahahahaha..very funny ..i do enjoy this video.....

  • This is ssoooooo funny because its sooo stupid! I mean that in a good way! Well done.

  • I'm spiritual enough to kill you!

  • I wish this was twilight was really like! Awesome vid ;D

  • Bahahahaha!!

  • Wasn't Twilight written by a Mormon? Isn't it already a ridiculous extended metaphor for abstinence before marriage? Oy ...

  • If it was the last time she would see him for two years, shouldn't he be 19 instead of 21?

  • @FyreAndWater let me clarify...yes, generally the guys go at 19, but sometimes there are different situations that cause them to go later.

  • I'm Mormon but I didn't laugh :/ too corny

  • @gingerisevil02 Yeah, I agree. It was too corny. I did like the "You are my eternal life now" though.

  • @gingerisevil02 You're human, not mormon.

  • Hahaha, you like my own... personal brand of caffeinated beverage.. YES!

  • @twilighter687 I think this was supposed to be a joke. Take it easy, it will be okay.

  • This is terrible. I am ashamed to have clicked on view video.

  • Lol hands her the book of Mormon and then moves away

  • @Zchick1o1 or is he keeping the book of mormon between them? (keeping a respectful distance to avoid any... issues.) :)

  • The mormon elders in my area actually showed me this!! XD

  • Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon.

  • the part where she tries to touch him and he sets a book of mormon between them! I died laughing xD

  • @KatieKalamity

    LOL, same here!

    I live in Utah, though i am not a mormon, i know plenty of good mormon people...this video was very funny!

  • One of my best friends is Mormon and I don't know how he would take this, but since he has taught me a lot about his faith, I think that this is very funny :) Not in a mean way, but I love the parody :)

  • ...He's 21 and leaving for two years? I mean, you can, but the "typical" Mormon boy would leave at 19.

  • @randomchick100 My brother worked until he was 21 to fund his mission. It's not that unusual.

  • @StrawberryAqua Oh, I know it's not unusual, it's just more unusual than 19 year old's going. The 19 year old is more stereotypical of LDS so, in my opinion, they should have had him be 19 instead.

  • Wait...where we the evil Catholic vampires? US CATHOLIC VAMPIRES DESERVE OUR PLACE DX

  • "You're faster than the others. But not more spiritual."

    "I'm more spiritual enough to kill you!!" LOL XD

  • HAHAH! I totally laughed :P so funny XD

  • That girl is super-cute!

  • Awsome "you are my own personal brand of high caffinated bevarge"

  • cute!

    

  • This video makes me laugh. Some of the comments even more, first I want to explian that we definatly can drink anything we want to, but our prophets have discouraged the use of alcohol, beer, and yes even caffine (Sadly). Last time I checked twilight was not banned from byu.

  • What's the song at the end?

  • @CTR233 Here Comes The King by X-Ray Dog

  • fake and gay

  • "Like my own personal brand of... caffeinated beverage" xD

  • Just because stephanie Meyer is a Mormon dosnt mean she has to be a goody two shoes when she rights. She wrote nothing bad in the books . If I recall they were married before they had sex ! I'm a Mormon too. Were not dumb . We know what sex is and drugs and stuff are. Just because someone writes it don't mean they do it.

  • @nickjonasfanhottie1 Wow. You could have made a little more of an effort to spell correctly and use proper grammar while discussing intelligence...

  • @nickjonasfanhottie1 thank you!

  • Look, I know Twilight was written by one of us, and I know that she and Glen Beck are the two most known weirdos, but we're not all weirdos like them.

  • haha vary funny! it's better than the true Twilight

  • That guy is much hotter than Cedric Diggory

  • A lot of people talk about bootlegging videos but what about shit like this. This is a copyright infringement. 

  • This girl is so hotter than Kristen Stewart lol

  • This is so gay!!! FTM....

  • Mormons and scientologist are weird but so cute lol

  • Back off I go to The Church Of Jesus Christ And The Latter Day Saints.

  • i love how he just set s BOM next to him on the ground. hahahaha

  • HAHAHA the music at 3:05! "INTO THE (bum) genitals."

  • "I am spiritual enough to kill you.." Does anyone else find this a contradiction?? :D It's cool and funny, I'm just saying....

  • Dude, really Stephanie Meyer seems like the opposite of a mormon, with everything she says in the story and all o could totally tell byu made this...:(

  • @twilighter687 You know what's fucked up? Stephanie is Mormom. I read it somewhere as was like wtf??!?!?! Twilight is probably banned at BYU :P:P

  • @twilighter687 actually, BYU did not make this, the main girl in the video is one of my best friends(i actually have a video of her singing on my page), this was just a home made thing.

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  • @twilighter687 Haha try UVU Institute students ;)

  • @twilighter687 Actually, everyone in the video goes to UVU, not BYU =p

  • @twilighter687 She's a straightlaced Mormon and you can see examples of her faith portrayed in her books. Just gotta look for them, =).

  • CRACKIN DEEZ HOMIES!!

  • Lost hideously

  • The girl in this movie is a BABE! And mormon; the church must be true!

  • @neuffatator it is

  • ok , this ones sucks

  • Funny how STEPHAINE MAYER is a mormon herself

  • going on a mission at 21, thats diffrent, usual is 19, for guys anyway

  • ROFL! I love us Mormons (:,

  • She looks like Alexa Vega.

  • I was just cracking up the whole thing. Good gosh... thank you thank you. Have an awesome day.

  • Great video. The only reason 'exceedingly fair' is mentioned is because the vampires in Twilight are very pale. We don't discriminate in the LDS church. My brother is on a mission in Africa & all the members there are black. There are black members in my congregation & when I lived in Charlotte there were black members there. Skin color isn't important. The priesthood was delayed because of racism in this country. Can you imagine the persecution there would've been if it had been given sooner?

  • BIG YAWN! hahahah :3 2:20 .... hehehe :3

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  • @prue6967 Naw, they CAN have caffeine, just not coffee. I think there is something in the coffee leaves or bean that's not beneficial or something excluding caffeine. I'm trying to root this matter down to the core.

  • @SonicTheRainboom Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

  • @prue6967 No prob bob. :)

  • @SonicTheRainboom Actually, it's a pretty gnarly concept so you will have your work cut out for you. The original commandment says "hot drinks" which the general authorities interpreted to be coffee and tea. But some others have said this includes caffeine like in coke. So you get all sorts of mixed messages, some people won't even drink Coke. My parents didn't when we were growing up.

  • @prue6967 Mormons can have caffeine. 26 For behold, it is not meet that I should command in all things; for he that is acompelled in all things, the same is a bslothful and not a wise servant; wherefore he receiveth no reward. i choose to drink soda and i am in good standing with the church. try not to promote memes. other than that this was a decent movie

  • @mikebblack I was simply recognizing the humor in the joke. I appreciate you clarifying it for me, but I simply found this joke funny ad wasn't trying to sound misleading.

  • @prue6967 Excuse me, but obviously you do not know Mormons. Because mormons CAN have caffeine. If they want it. Sabes.

  • @Yashieroko Thank you...I know that now. I was just laughing t what THEY said. :/

  • @Cheshu1 Actually, the Mormon's bible is the best defined and translated bible

  • Ummmmmmmm, I only watched this video to point out the slightly humorous fact that a Mormon wrote the Twilight series. The comments on here are far harsher than I ever would have expected... Im just going to... slowly... back... away... and pretend this comment thread never happened...

  • @XcapeF8 LOL ;p

  • @Cheshu1 It isn't your job to harass people and their beliefs simply because you interpret the bible to your agenda. I'm pretty sure God and Jesus are perfectly capable of handling the wicked and righteous and you need to step back and have faith. The fact you think I'm angry proves your ignorance. Get some help, and quit using race/color as an argument. Once you are able to see past that, I am sure the truth will prevail. (I will not respond again.)

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  • @Cheshu1 "the mark is not described." And If "we don't know for sure" how can you spout scripture as if YOU have the correct translation and others don't? I know why: Because you will twist things conveniently to YOUR meaning, and whatever fits your cause here. I know someone who also is notorious for doing that: Satan. Pray harder "Christian"

  • @Cheshu1 you must be black, or an extremist. Usually people who can't get past color are just victims who want to lash out on anyone. Take responsibility for your own life, worship how you want to worship, and love even your "enemies"...as I am sure you were taught as well. Have faith and leave it up to God and Jesus Christ to determine who is truly a Christian at heart. Everything you have posted is contrary to the teachings. You are sorely misguided. Pray for help.

  • Meh, it was clever as far as creativity and splicing the real movie with the parody, but I didn't "laugh so hard." I definitely have a sense of humor, but either I wasn't in the mood for it or it just isn't that funny oO I guess I would only describe it as cute.

  • "You are like my own personal brand of... caffeinated beverage."

    I had to laugh so hard. I make jokes all the time here at BYU that caffeinated drinks are like the Mormon equivalent of alchohol. Someone brings them, and a lot of people drink them, but some choose not to.

  • okay, this is what everybody is thinking "tee hee hahahahahahahah that's fucked up XD"

  • Hahaha love it. I was really surprised to learn Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon but it explains so much.

  • I cannot stop laughing!!!!

  • I loved this. My mom and I watched it a couple of times. I hope you do more like this. Way to go. =-)

  • super cute! :D

  • ....he's 21 he should have already gone on his mission....phhhh

  • @LivinOnDaMusic haha i know :)

  • @LivinOnDaMusic hey man, I'm a convert to the church of one year, I was baptized when I was 19. I'm going to start mission papers when I turn 20. So does that make me look bad??

  • @sirmichaeloftherocks There are many guys out in the world that don't leave off on their missions at 19. Like you, they could be converts or like my brother, having been born into the religion, decided he wanted to go on his mission. He was 24 when he left. Even if you were raised up in the LDS religion, i don't think it makes you look bad for going on a mission later than 19. I'm sure there are a lot of others who agree with me, if not all.

  • @LivinOnDaMusic maybe he did. you come home at 21 usually. he prolly just got home.

  • HAHAHHAHA I love this video!! :)

    its hilarious!

  • Awesome even to me

  • I loved your guys video and i hope you make more because when i showed it to my brother he accually choked on his spit!!! wow i love this video ... oh and my favorite part is the snack part... you brought a snack... munch munch :D

  • I thought Twilight was Mormon Twilight.

  • ahahahaa "you brought a snack"... chips.

  • ok Im sorry but that has got to be the most retarded thing I have ever watched, I felt embarrassed from start to finish,. The only people who prolly even came close to liking this were some mormons, epic FAIL.....what does any of this have to do with Jesus Christ? Did anyone notice how SELF-RIGHTEOUS the guy came across? Wow....MORMONS ARE REALLY WEIRD , and not in a good, Godly way AT ALL

  • @Lrothtube oh, are you a Christian? (Mormons are Christian, too BTW) Because that was awfully judgmental. Better put that stone down...

  • ur morman too :D

  • wow... haha mormon fever... its a catchy one ; )

  • :like my own personal brand of caffinated beverage." LOL XD

    Nice! I love being LDS :D

  • If you think your friend is brainwashed, they might be a Mormon.

  • it is a cult but if a mormon girl I knew was hot id marry her

  • This is ridiculous--I enjoy it immensely.

  • He didn't leave for his mission til he was 21? "gasp!"... Sinner...

  • @tamasandy maybe he was a convert DONT BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE lol

  • @tamasandy You were so quick to judge him as a sinner. You must know him really well?

  • @Eley4U "judge him"? "know him well"? Are you talking about the fictional character in the video? You do know these people are acting, right? Apparently you don't have a sense of humor. I was being facetious. But, this common judgement is made in the mormon community.

  • @tamasandy You're right. It is a common judgement in the mormon community. 

  • @tamasandy I'll try and explain what I meant by 'him' Him=Man=Any Man.

    I know that this is a movie and that each person in this video are acting. I do have a sense of humor. It goes a great length but still has its limitations. :)

    You were being facetious. I would have disregarded it, had I known. When you replied, "this common judgement is made in the mormon community." I realize why I hadn't left it alone. So I want to apologize. I am sorry.

  • @Eley4U No apology necessary. Just a simple misunderstanding.

    My original post/joke was playing on the common judgment made by mormons and definitely not used literally as it is by many of them. I'm an ex-mormon.

  • lol

  • Hilarious! Even to us LDS folk :)

  • I am a member of the church and I found this pretty humorous, especially since the woman who wrote it is also a member of the church

  • Too funny! Love the creativity! THanks for sharing!

    

  • Kkkk cool!

  • If vampires=Mormons, werewolves=?

  • @startrekmakesmehappy Baptists,

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  • HAHAHAHA THIS IS FREAKING COOL!

  • Like my own personal brand of caffeinated beverage... Hahahaha so great... xD

  • Love it!!!! MORMONS UNITE :)-3

  • lol I'm lds and I love itt!

  • it made me laugh to see how she went to grab his hand and he shoved a book of mormon at her bwaha!(: and how he left for 2 years reminded me that i have to write a letter to my bro in bolivia! thanks 4 the laugh and reminder(:

  • Okay, I was laughing through this whole thing. Every reference in this just made me laugh harder. "You're like my own personal caffeinated beverage!" made me actually choke on my food. Orem in the house.

  • Yep, this is why I left!

  • To sitakuzakin the missionaries don't do it for free, they have to pay 10,000 dollars to go because of suits, food, gas, and lots of other stuff

  • I love that in this video they used the soundtrack from How to Train Your Dragon... (:

  • This was soo funny I was literally Laughing Out Loud freaking hilarious the mormon twilight oh my gosh when he handed her the book of mormon on the ground but kept his arms to himself on my gosh! ahahaha

  • They should actually make this a video :D so great

  • I think they did mean it as a joke i cant tell you how many times we were called nerds or white kids while i was on my mission. a large majorty of mormon boys are white which means fair also.

  • Well weird part of YouTube is coming

  • Hahahaha loooooooooooveeeeeeee it! hilarious!!!

  • mormons keep knocking on my door. annoying.

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  • Folks, just ignore Cheshu1. If they really wanted answers they would've gone to the source not to a comments section of this video. I say this with some hesitancy because I've enjoyed the dramatic increase in views on this video, so thanks for that Cheshu1, but seriously, go to mormon.org/chat/ for your questions.

  • @harpoonater Okay :)

  • @harpoonater you can block that person, you know. It won't prove their argument if you do it, you would just be exercising your right to keep your page free of antagonists and "trolls."

  • OH MY GOSH GET OVER MORMON CONTROVERSY!!!! You idiots!!!

  • @Cheshu1 Im using the King James version&in Genesis4:15 "and the Lord set a mark upon Cain lest any finding him should kill him." What other mark is as distinguishable as dark skin?But that doesnt mean that there arent very righteous&amazing black people.Had black people been given the "mormon priesthood" any earlier than they wouldve been pursecuted and ridiculed 'cause with the priesthood u can do miracles.If u think about it they were just protecting them Most mormon black people understand.

  • @Cheshu1 That same questio