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  • 3 words: balls of steel

  • If you guys joke about how this is Chuck Norris...and he got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, then Bruce Lee would have been in a starship capable of faster-than-light speed and still looking at his watch and Yawning

  • Puta

  • Fuck Chuck Norris.

  • That's just plain stupid!

  • And a little bit of wee came out...

  • that guys da Boss.

  • Balls.

  • I Fucking love this guy ;D

  • Actually this is a French Mirage F1, both the pilot and ground crew dude have balls of brass I'd say.

  • Was the it a Harrier Jump Jet ?

  • let's get to the point, he has balls of steel.

  • Would've been several times better if he had an apple on his head or something.

  • when that jet Passes Chuck Norris does not flinch the Jet gets Chuck Norris

  • thumbs up for the people who wanted to pause when the plane was above the mans head but kept failing.

  • Its Just Chuck norris having a ejection..

  • i bet when that guy was walking off his heart was beating faster than ever

  • these men, pilot and man standing there.. balls of steel :o

  • Is it too late to add a Chuck Norris or balls of steel comment?

  • OK OK

    To all the chuck Norris fans

    Chuck Norris woulda piss in his pants if he did this so this guy is my hero now

    bye bye Chuck Norris

  • HOLY CRAP

  • Hey look what's/fuck I just shit myself

  • OMG the sound is so loud and my ear drums poped cuz im wearing a headset and at full voliume

  • COOOOOOOOOOLL

  • thats how chuck norris gets a haircut

  • Fighter plane's incredible COCK caught on camera

  • Him right after:

    "FUCK"

  • Holy.......Crap.

  • In Russia the plane flew 10 feet under the ground

  • That's a real game of chicken

  • like a boss

  • Thats how Chuck Norris gets his hair cuts..

  • @capesquirt I like your originality.

  • @MGOSyn

    Sorry. I know what ya mean. I posted not reading all the other posters. But thats what came to my mind when I saw the vid.. If the jet flew a bit lower,it could buff a shine Danny DeVito's head..

  • yup thats official chuck norris is hiding as an soldier...he didnt move cause he was doing his eye ball work out

  • i didnt know chuck norris was in the army

  • I don't even know what this guy looks like, but he's fine!! ;-)

  • good boy

  • He has either had many hours on the flight deck of a carrier or assault ship, which ever one floats your boat.

  • Calmest guy on earth!

  • five minutes later yeah i got a shit stain

  • That was really stupid. BUT AWESOME.

  • the guy would of been thrown around like a paper doll, nicly done but fake

  • @planetxdvd this is legit dude

  • LIKE A BOSS

  • Didn't expect anything less from a Legionnaire.

  • DAMN

  • Hmmmm, don't know... Smells like fake...

  • instant death :P

  • No way!! Is that a Mirage F1CT  for the French Air Force! Awesome

  • anymore lower and his face would have been tatooed to the front of the jet

  • LOL.... you did.... with balls of steel.. you did it.... very cool action.

  • superb ,must be deafening ,those things are loud 200ft up ground level must be ear splitting.Love the way the camera moves but the guy in shot doesn't.Cool you tube viewing.Thanks for posting.

  • @LCHLLO2008 Yeah, I was thinking that the guy standing there may have had aircraft carrier deckhand experience. And, I thought that might probably be a pilot with carrier experience. Or...maybe not on both counts. Definitely one of those "Don't tell my mother" experiences though.

  • is that a harrier?

  • Jeeezzzzzzs

    

  • Hard to see, but I believe there is a wet spot where he was standing. :)

  • @SecsSells PMSL :D

  • Brass weighs alot.

  • Beauty!

  • LOL It's awesome how the comments make this video so much better xD

  • This is how Chuck Norris Gets his Haircuts

    

  • that has to be the coolest thing i have ever seen and no wet patches before or after...

  • that guy must be chuck norris...

  • LIKE A BAAAAWWSSSSEEEAAA!!!

  • heard ten minutes before take off:

    "Oh cmon...dont be a pussy"

  • its all math...

    Guy's height - check

    2 feet head clearance measurements - check

    enter details in computerised aircraft - check.

    We'll find out just how accurate these computers are today - check ??

  • if i was the cameraman i might have been off to the side a little just incase the plane came in a little too low and hit the guy

  • If that was Chuck Norris the plane would've flinched.

  • And not a single fuck was given that day.

  • wasent this on mythbusters?

  • this guy cant have pubes because hair doesnt grow on steel

  • i like he makes sure his fuckin head is still on his body at the end

  • If that was Chuck Norris he would have stuck his hand up and touched the plane.

  • THIS GUY. HAS BALLS.

  • it ain't the balls, it's the pressure of the plane...no thing could withstand the pressure...watch closer. I film edit. i can make 2 of me in one screen and you won't know the difference. and I am the troll and your name is TheXxVanillaxX100...

  • @Ratboy2004 it cant be fake.... look closely and youll see this is real.... and my name is perfectly finee

  • The silly 30 people who disliked this are the ones who aint got no balls :D

  • Titanium Balls

  • fake

    

  • @Ratboy2004 how the fuck is this fake?? he probably got bigger balls than you.. ahh 1-800-youtube, we got a troll!!

  • @Ratboy2004 It's not fake, its because his balls is made of steel.

  • @josemourin funny :)))

  • @rooteanu It's true :P

  • Even Hellen Keller would've ducked! Dude is a G!!!

  • COLOQUEN youtube.../watch?v=7bWJwp3Fmoc­&feature=related

  • 30 people pissed in their pants

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  • why does it have so many likes?

  • daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

  • HES HAS BALLZ OF STEEL

  • *Thumbs up*

    Camera man, "How was that then!?"

    Guy, "WHAT!?"

  • He's so lucky he didnt go flying from the power the jet gave off from behind.

  • Would have shitted

  • Lucky he didnt get sucked into the air intake.

  • that guy couldnt move his balls are to big

  • @burrows221 now that's funny!

  • They implemented this to keep the planes from flying 4 inches off the ground like they normally do.

  • I farted

  • thumbs up if you tried to pause it but failed

  • it appears out of nowhere

  • @m4rkyboy Chuck Norris always appears out of nowhere, it's what he does...

  • its not HD!!!

  • this video in 3D . would be amazing

  • pffff...he blinked

  • that guy went to the doctor the next day to get his ear looked at. including the cameraman

  • The sheer weight of his cock was weighing him down

  • @jadissx i was wondering how he was still standing, almost had to call it a fake.

  • This is only cool if the guys eyes were open...so were they???

  • This would only be foreplay if it was Chuck Norris standing there!!!

  • Very casually : "Yes, I didn't die"

  • instant bald spot.

  • So this this is chuck noris?

  • A total trust in his skills, and titanium balls of course

  • Three words

    BALLS

    OF

    STEEL

  • Only way I wouldve done that and not flinch is to close my eyes

  • If I had done that they wouldve had to clean me up(shit). that dude's got (basket)balls

  • alright.. who else needs to shit a brick?

  • that guy has fucken balls of steal. Its human instinct to flinch but he didn't move a muscle!!! mean!!!

  • For a fraction of a second that guy must have thought 'this is it'

  • Activate code brown, because I need to change my pants....

  • So fake

  • lol there's no way I could stand there without ducking.

  • if you slow it down, frame by frame, the guy dosen't flinch abit.

  • he then went to change his pants...

  • That blast would have shattered the camera lens iI wonder how he did it...

  • @2KingdomHearts345243: Blast? The only thing that I reckon would've shattered the lens would be a supersonic flyby, which this wasn't.

  • That guy was like "Did he slice my head off?" LOL

  • OMG! My fucking ears hurts so much because, I heard metallica 3 minutes before and i forgot to turn down my headset sound!

    Argg!

  • how fast was that going?

  • I was honestly expecting him to get blown away...

  • That guy got balls of steel dude!!!!

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ok

  • Trej9 no harriers have two fuel tanks this has one

  • Imagen being lifted off like sky hook in the batman move.

  • Pilot: I bet you 100 i can clip your head with the extra feul tank...... Crewman: Your on!

  • iron man lives

  • Roger information Delta...Hold short of runway 34 Right...you are clear to make me deaf!

  • Balls of steel!!!

  • and what ....... oh shiiiiiiittttttt !!!!

  • The guy has nerves of steel, I ducked and I'm only watching the video!

  • Come at me fighter jet

  • @MuffWizard92 - Yes! Love the N.E.S. reference.

  • I would really shit my pants...No Joke.....

  • HOLY SHIT THAT CAM SO CLOSE!!!

  • is that a harrier

  • Looked like between one or two feet difference.

  • man he has somes big b---- to do that (he is the man)

  • awful

  • @annike89s Don't you have anything better to do than troll? Get a life.

  • This guy got laid hard that night!

  • what a badass, he just scratches his head like a bee or something flew too close then he gives a double thumbs up :D

  • BALLS OF STEEL....This guy has them!

  • HOLY COW! That was incredible.  Why don't they do this at airshows lol?

  • Good grief. That must have been terrifying.

  • WOW... NO WAKE TURBULENCE Or VORTEX??? Not even a wind blast on the guy. HOW?

  • thats how a boss gets a hair cut

  • freddiew was here!

  • thumbs up if u watched the video atleast 3 times

  • @786cricketlover i would shit my pants!!!!

  • fake and gay

  • @Dimcair please explain why is it fake, military jets do low flying all the time, especially the french. that guy was their on the runway for the camera, their are many low flyby videos this one just soo happens to be the closest. 

  • F-A-K-E

  • Fuck me running!!

    

  • it would of been good if the pilot dropped some shit on him eh..

  • This video should be renamed to "Chuck Norris's Alarm Clock"

  • @VPHLIPERS or just Chuck Norris' means of transport.

  • The dude could of grabbed the plane and hitched a ride, gotta try that next time me down at the airport.

  • why did he have to fly so high?

  • and not a single fuck was given that day

  • thts amazing

  • if the plane hit his head it could possibly cause a crash

  • that how i should wake up everymorning

  • one inch lowers, and braver as shit dude would have been FOD

  • @jjjazzycraig FOD-walk..... "Line it up, hands out of your pockets, eyes on the deck, step it out..."

  • fuck that!! the dude has balls the size of megatron

  • that guy must be drunk...

  • balls.....of......steel.......­.

    

  • mirage f1 in somalia !

  • BALLS

    

  • i dont know how the airplane havent lost controle because of the gravity force of his balls

  • Lol whose the worst annoying pain u know? Hey, come on over here I wanna show ya somethin' HAHA!

  • SWWEEEEEEETT!!!!!!!!!!