The Bad Effect- a romantic parody (Mass effect 2 MV)

[TaePoDongIII]

I got a BJ from Kelley =)

[HUNMura]

That was a cool video, thanks for it :D

[ArnoldRulesyou]

I'm commander Shepard and having sex is my most favorite thing to do on the citadel.

[dragonhatcher12]

god what was the name to this song again

[lololrofl50]

@dragonhatcher12 the bad touch by the bloodhoung gang

[Zaneitachi7]

Wait...are Garrus and Thane mammals?

[MachiavelliRuthless]

Poor Shepard probably has like twenty STDS by now. All from Kelly.

[Blackemperess]

Buahahaha!!! Nice!!!

Haven't heard this song in ages, you've just made my day!!

[SeaStrix]

You forgot about Joker&Edi

[raphaelsauvagnactv]

What a great song! What is it?

[RavenTalis]

@raphaelsauvagnactv The bad touch by The Bloodhound Gang

[raphaelsauvagnactv]

@RavenTalis Thanks dude!

[kisskisslovya]

Legion: Do the humans species dry hump so often?

[tristanshepard]

wow

[halo43v3r7777]

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite whore on the Citadel.

[yoda56789]

I didnt know what this video was I just clicked because of the asari thumbnail

[KwadLazer]

I spent all my credits I had on that Asari dancer.... godammit

[yoda56789]

@KwadLazer I know that feel bro

[MeltDownDestroyer]

DEATH TO THE MEN! DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[sirAthrus]

Words can never describe just how much I truely love this song.......oh wait a minute they just did <3

[WrathGrenade711]

wait until fox sees THIS XD

[nurkadurka]

Im typing this one handed

[lordevarts]

once upon a time, there were chocolate S, white chocolate S,asian S. thanks to the recent discovery of mass effect relay, i am glad that we have blue S to look into as new variety.

and some more too, we have krogan S, drell S... [ooop] sorry, i just ate.

[SternMann93]

The Normandy is pretty much a 24/7 orgy love boat.

[Zukoisghey]

This is the best video.

[luisitojr1992]

the song made this so funny LOL

[TheExcellaGionne]

Nice vid. Miranda winking at the end added to the epicness. :)

[albatross1977]

Jack is so gross.

[Roxas661]

That's the scariest looking female shepard I've ever seen...

[Worgen33]

this was totaly inspired by fox noise

[Shicbs]

Wait a minute.. Isn't having sex with Aliens like.. Bestiality?

[horrorfinatic]

@Shicbs Nope.

[SternMann93]

@Shicbs The aliens are usually better characters than the humans

[PKBitchGirl]

@Shicbs NO, bestiality is having sex with non-sentinent animals, the aliens in Mass Effect aren't animals so it's not bestiality.

However, whoever brought scale-itch onto the Normandy was engaging in bestiality (or screwed someone who had earlier screwed a Varren) since Varrens appear to be animals

[MarzX1802]

@Shicbs I don't think bestiality would count for aliens because they're sentient.

[Triangularthing]

I dont think id consider garrus and thane a mammal just sayin' aside from that its a great vid :3

[Triangularthing]

Oh god this part is so racist( 2:18)~Mr.Coffee...Realy?

[25Tachigami]

@Triangularthing yeah no kidding that is pretty horrible =/ How disopointing the world we live in. This is 2011 there should be no racisim anymore! Shame on you who made this video :|

[Triangularthing]

Oh god this part is so racist poor jacob 2:18

[theidfninja]

uhmmmmmmmmmm. but those aliens aren't mammals!!!

[SternMann93]

@theidfninja As far as I know turians and quarians are mammals. I think drells too.

[PKBitchGirl]

@theidfninja Who cares, they're still hot!

[MeltDownDestroyer]

So this explains how scale itch got onto the Normandy.

[nyuteme]

"Wait...That metaphor just went somewhere horrible"

I'd say!

*insert awesome face here*

[deadinferno10]

@nyuteme its called troll face trust me im a funny junker

[TheLordSadi]

Harbinger walks in on shepard doing the nasty....

Harbinger: Assuming Direct Contr... aaaahhhhh, like uuuggghh, you mammals are disgusting, why is your thing in her.... *vomits*

[MeltDownDestroyer]

Kasumi and Samara as romance options in ME3: Heavy risk, but the pppprrrrriiizzzzeee.

[MarzX1802]

Is this the electronic relationship aid demonstration vid Mordin was talking about?

[deathslice60]

LOL i love the music and i LOVE THE GAME!!!

[typeoo855]

MIranda is a bitch thats why we love her

[xxMrBrownstone]

"Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts" yes. 4 of them if you're a Krogan

[BearbullHarly]

sneaking into the local chinese... Heavy risk, but the riiiiice...

[MasterXelcas]

this song isnt serious at all, yet so appropriate for the video. It fits oddly very well. Kudos on your risky song decision, it works well.

[DogMechanic]

lmao Mordin. For Gods sake...

[joedan44]

sneaking into the bathroom... Heavy risk, but the Titsssss...

[Dudeinabox92]

Sneaking into McDonalds... Heavy risk, but the Friiiies...

[krd]

Sneaking into the insect museum... heavy risk but the fliiies

SNeaking into the bakery... heavy risk, but the piiiies

[jukofux]

Oh Garus... "If you were a Turian I would compliment your fringe so, your hair looks nice and you waist is very...supportive?

[GreenFoxyMango]

LOL

[USMCgrunt2010]

heavy risk....but priiiiiize

[typeoo855]

dont know how many times Ive watched this

[RezzaNL]

Does Quarians considered as mammals. xD

[MrOpenGamer]

2 people are from Fox News.

[dragonforks93]

I reckon Commander Shepard is the best Role Model in the universe

[EliseoRocha]

Mass Effect is actually a porno on the first galactic scale.

[Gregoses]

Is that Kelly at 2:02 ??

[1JediRevan]

@Gregoses No thats Jack.

[dajman15]

@Gregoses

Yes.

[xhugox13]

2 people aren't mammals

[xhugox13]

love this song fucking made me laugh so hard

[KudokanJudo]

Wow!... epic win!

[AnimeLoveSiren]

2:18 i would looooove some coffee ;P

when i saw his chest i lost my breath .

[MeltDownDestroyer]

Sex with Jack-Heavy risk but the PPPPRRRIIIZZZEEE.

[lollerfisk]

Meanwhile, at Fox News...

"ZOMG SEX IN VIDEOGAMES" *heads explode*

[jakeos]

ahahah..lol..goooood stuff. ^_^

[Spartan1V]

i lol'd. so hard. well done mate, well done! LOL

[Midoriko1201]

This is meant to be a parody, but I am totally inspired LOL?

Great video!

Maybe I'm just weird. .___.

[ProGamrGirl]

Ha, Just gather all O these charecterz up and put them on some uninhabited world...

And thats what I call ANIMAL PLANET. XD

[LordArdis]

Great vid, totally made my evening. xD

[gofojibwas]

1:31 That is a damn good looking FemShep!

[cr9527]

@gofojibwas

I wouldn't touch that for 5 billion credits..

[MeltDownDestroyer]

Sex with Morinth: Heavy Risk, but the PPPPRRRIIIZZZEEE......

[8thDragon8]

lol half the aliens aren't mammals XD

Garrus is a Avian and Thane is a reptile XD

[bsayzhi]

I think the addition of earning the achievement made this perfect lol

[96Bevo]

0:12 *honk honk*

[Left4Epic]

But the priiiiiiiize!

[Danny6547]

Just... L.O.L. You gotta love ME. One of my favorite games of all time. Of course you fininsh it with my favorite garrius qoute. :P *heart* Garrius~

[kisskisslovya]

Good to get away from all those depressing songs and just listen to some perveted song like this or the ding dong song, etc...

[kisskisslovya]

@cameronmitch98 What if Tali doesn't have hair?

[morgoth199]

@kisskisslovya lol hey dont spoil it for us tali guys! until ME3 proves otherwise tali looks likes brenda song under the helmet

[kisskisslovya]

@morgoth199 Okay, okay.. but just curious, why Brenda Song? I'm a girl so I really wouldn't know, but I would think Tila Tequila or Megan Fox might be better...Guys are confusing...

[morgoth199]

@kisskisslovya lol i dunno, i prefer brenda song and nicole sherzinger. talis got the perfect body, shy nervous personality and that cute accent, y not give her the perfect face too lol.

[RudalPL]

What is that part with Shepard taking shower from? Is it when you dont pick any love interest ?

[Fallout9531]

@RudalPL i think you get the scene when you choose garrus

[PKBitchGirl]

@RudalPL Nope, that's during the romance scene with Garrus. After she dresses she comes out of the bathroom to discover him waiting for her

[awesomeness4242]

Lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. Those crazy animals.

[MirroredJigsaw]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals..."

Ironic.

[kisskisslovya]

@MirroredJigsaw Yeah, considering Thane is a lizard-bird thing... And the Asari are like fish, and the salarians are like newts, and the Krogans are like armadillo things...

[Falcar13]

0:27 What? Where? Who?

[poopsickl3]

@Falcar13 First game...Before last mission...Liara/FemShep

[shessxobrunette]

even aboard a cerberus vessel, life finds a way...

[chewylikesit]

if fox sees this Bioware is over we have to defend bioware

[mst3k4evur]

Garrus: so awkward he's awesome!

[kisskisslovya]

"You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink........Wait. that metaphor just went somewhere horrible." BEST SCENE EVER!

[pinglauwa]

Give this fucking video to FOX! Haha

[Deregor09]

@pinglauwa hahahahaha lets see them compare this to ME1 lol

[MizLuvOranges]

1:31 .... O__O

[kisskisslovya]

@MizLuvOranges That scene made me do the game all over again so that I could romance Jacob.

[MizLuvOranges]

@kisskisslovya I can't do it waahhh! Do you have to be renegade or something?

[kisskisslovya]

@MizLuvOranges No. It works just the same way as every other romance. You just have to say the right things.

[MizLuvOranges]

@kisskisslovya why do all the good ones have to play hard to get =( thanks btw haha

[frohulk8501]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  1:14 AWESOME!!!! xD

[jangofett4566]

sex + strippers + drinks + hot adventures + guns = MASS EFFECT 2

[KotyandMax9000]

I just realized...Mass Effect has TONS of sex!

[DkFr88]

1:32 she just looks gorgeous with that evil smile) P.D. can u give me your femshep's code, she looks quite much as mine, but much better.

[soren7550]

All romance options save for 'staring lovingly at the picture of your ME1 love interest'. Ah well, I still got a laugh out of this.

[happyykamper]

but the priiiize

[Shruikan51]

2:55 Achievement unlocked:Just like the discovery channel.....

[Sapnuojantis]

It would have been funny if you would have named this video "Mass Effect 2 in four minutes".

[RaWxGAMERx]

dude look at the fish at 3:13 its watching them ! XD

[RaWxGAMERx]

that what i liked about the first mass effect was the love scenes where long and more hotter cause you saw more skin in like all the love scenes in ME2 you see kissing but thats about it you dont get to see any booty

[Samtastic416]

Doesn't matter if your male or female... Shepard's a space pimp.

[noctrnlemishun]

Jack = craziest bitch in mass effect

[miru021]

0:25

wtf ... ?

how did you get Shepard to shower?

please somebody...... I'm looking for an answer =)

[24DarkieAyrinsign24]

@miru021 It's the beginning to the romance scene with Garrus....

[trollsarevirgins]

@miru021 Be famale, hook up with Garrus. C'mon, no-one else is worthy.

[KMxHearts]

@trollsarevirgins Amen

[ohgmygodss]

@miru021 its the garrus romance

[wes8424]

Shepard is Captain Kirk on steroids! lol

[SekireiWingX]

haha i thought the drink bottle was a dildo like wtf?!

[backWalters]

Im mister Coffee xB

[Maxim0W0lf]

Mass Effect series consists of=

Shepherd: Dude i need a new way to pick up chicks my other materials all dried up! Other Guy: Just go on a few suicide missions and trust me they'll be all over you! :P >>

[ABlackGuy55]

does anyone know the code for the fem shep's face at 1:55?? i would love to konw it i hate trying to create femsheps

[ohgmygodss]

@ABlackGuy55 go renegade

[MANSOURI09]

Thane isn't a mammal though...

[speedstealer14]

Miranda Lawson is definitely the hottest girl in a video game

[Itz6ot]

@speedstealer14 no shes deffently not

[speedstealer14]

@Itz6ot then who is?

[Itz6ot]

@speedstealer14 ashely,jack,kelly,samara,tali

[speedstealer14]

@Itz6ot 1. Jack, seriously? 2. ashley looks like a retard. 3. you can't even see tali's face. 4. kelly is not atractive. and 5. i guess samara isn't as bad as everyone else

[Itz6ot]

@speedstealer14 yeah serisouly jack,no my follow meu lover mirand looks like retard with a set of breast and an ass.kelly is attractive.samara not bad but a better looking sexed woman then miranda.tali,i know no face but her accent,personality,and knewledge of mechiancs/tech is pretty awesome

[speedstealer14]

@Itz6ot ok ok i will admit if i had to pick someone besides miranda it would be tali.....

[Itz6ot]

@speedstealer14 thats cool.everyone likes different romances

[speedstealer14]

@Itz6ot yeah man, well, nice argument. ha

[Lykurgos88]

A dazzling collection! Looking forward to ME3 version :)

[89blablabla]

Normandy is one dirty dirty ship lol...

[reka10]

how can tali even do it shes covered in suit all the time.

[Geothesponge111]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...

Thane: You know, technically I'm not a mammal...

[Xebelan]

@Geothesponge111 Neither is Garrus. He's saurian/avian.

[subjectzero00]

Everytime i see Jacob i think "but the prize".

:p

[Daggerkein]

ye gods, 100% me2 really ;)

[ART1975CZ]

Save the Whole Dam Universe ! Save Millions, Billions, Zillions of Lives !

To Get Laid

[HemAnpwnedthewondert]

I think the best dam thing in the whole game is garrus standing there with the wine.

[backWalters]

At once it wanted to fuck

[kevlonk]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Bloodhound Gang on the Citadel.

[DalilahTheWily]

bwahahahahaha this video is awesome!

[gerse111]

I forgot how funny this song is.

[georock123]

Morinth: There a'int no condom thick enough to protect you from that STD.

[DkFr88]

@georock123

A Lvl4 heavy Biotic barrier maybe LOL

[georock123]

@DkFr88

Or fire. That you kill her with. Because she is creepy as hell.

[MeltDownDestroyer]

@georock123 rotflmao

[Minxie18]

Gotta luv Mass Effect XD

[Cyberfrog81]

Even includes the Consort... Impressive compilation. And the ending is just fantastic with Miranda's wink and Garrus' metaphor.

[yarow122]

This is awesome in so many ways.

[CaptainPwnt]

TITTIES!!!!!!! (but jacob's man titties scared me O_O)

[gambit1296]

sex + strippers + drinks + guns = MASS EFFECT

[gofojibwas]

@gambit1296 See Also: Red Dead Redemption

[chaosdeviant62]

I'm pretending it says animals instead of Mammels because I'm sure some of these don't count...

[joejoe0105]

2 things, 1. i was groving to whoule vid 2. so the only nipples you can see in game is jackob's? creepy

[PingOnThis]

lol, that was great! Amazing that you have that played through for all the romantic subplots.