Def thought that wink kid was going to crack his skull on that wall. Also, now his mother has to clean the grass stains out of his pants. Shame on you, wink kid.
First of all, you CAN have a fire in an igloo, trust me, i'm from Canada, I know these things. And secondly, triangles are NOT the coolest shapes because where there are triangles there is usually trig involved and i DESPISE math. Oh and while i'm at it, here's a fact for you. The leading causes of death in th US are 1.Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris and 3. Cancer. Yeah, be afraid.
The show survivor had the original idea of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and no one is brave enough to go to the island and retrieve the footage.
@joesomebody1986 he's not fat. he takes medicine for his OCD, which probably gives him some water weight, which happens with a lot of people taking medicine. and he has been losing the bit of the weight that he's gained over the like 3 years he's been doing videos. he started when he was like 17. he's now like 20. for the weirdness, he's always been kinda weird per-say. random/weird/funny. he's funny and he's still cute after all this time. =]
Scientists tried to calculate the speed of Chuck Norris. But nothing could measure that speed. And Chuck Norris breaks his own speed record twice a day
@Shadoweaver407 How so? Chuck norris is never denyed anything, ever, it's chuck norris, so life will always give him lemons, and only now do i realize how old this comment was =P
if the saying you are what you eat is true than chuck noris is a mixture of monster truck tires, metal, and magma from the worlds most active volcanoes.
Igloos are better because they're in cold places and penguisn live in cold places and penguins are the awesomest creatures ever, even awesomer than Chuck Norris. <(")
March 15 is MY birthday! But it would still be cool if it was Chuck Norris' birthday. I'm just going to mentally replace every Chuck Norris in the video with mij194.
i love mitchell davis and i know he loves gauding they look amazing and if you dont like them then go away no one told u to watch this video. stop hating on what people do on there own bodies its not ur place. SHUT UP ABOUT MITCHELL!
I used to be an arrow, but then i took a Chuck Norris to the... (??)
XxCrazyYoshixX 3 weeks ago
You will live in an igloo for a night Wheezy. Eventually. >:(
pokemaniac908 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris is so tough, he took an arrow to the knee, AND IS STILL AN ADVENTURER.
sirc150 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
@sirc150 haha Skyrim
phillthomass 1 week ago
The things that keep the world in balance are space, time, and Chuck Norris. LOL just kidding! Chuck Norris comes first.
XxCyanAndWaterxX 1 month ago
if chuck norris is as awesome as you say he is, may he come to my house and smash my head on the keybj53o4g4ijg3hrqoyqrfjufhhjhkgkjc
pattysnotafatty 1 month ago
chuck norris can fat with his pinky
kindpotato 1 month ago
@kindpotato ???
JoeTheHippieGuru 1 month ago
Igloos are better by far.
TheMythicalShoe 2 months ago
poop
neogunhero 3 months ago
Chuck norris doesint T-bag he potato sacks
camguy670 3 months ago 3
you can have a fire inside an igloo as long as there's a hole at the top. I should know, I'm Canadian.
nekoninja1234 4 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter 2
HOLY CRAP FROM THIS VIDEO ON WHEEZY IS A CLONE! IDK IF I CAN WATCH HIS VIDEOS ANYMORE THIS IS SO UPSETTING
technerdification 5 months ago in playlist More Wheezy Waiter
you can also have have a fire inside of a igloo
chillermillercream 6 months ago
Igloos are too cold.....i hate cold
yellowreed12 7 months ago
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
RosieFae 8 months ago 13
Whoa whoa whoa wait. Narwhals are REAL!? Gah, I just googled it, I thought they were just made up for jokes.
Me before = ignorant
Me now = educated
Chuck Norris = All-knowing
eeli1 9 months ago 6
@eeli1 dude me too!
hippiechic69 7 months ago
Chuck Norris pwns Rape.
shaunofthedead93 9 months ago
its nun-of-ut
fawgie99 9 months ago
I disliked that kid who did that wink. Grrr.
IPepperz 10 months ago
Def thought that wink kid was going to crack his skull on that wall. Also, now his mother has to clean the grass stains out of his pants. Shame on you, wink kid.
followedwhiterabbit 10 months ago 7
lightning never strikes the same place twice neighter does chuck norris he doesn't have to
JasonOFIreland 10 months ago
you can have a fire inside an igloo as well
jiniton 11 months ago
The guy who said "only the good die young" probably went to Chuck Norris's Pre-school.
eebledeezo 11 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 11 months ago
First of all, you CAN have a fire in an igloo, trust me, i'm from Canada, I know these things. And secondly, triangles are NOT the coolest shapes because where there are triangles there is usually trig involved and i DESPISE math. Oh and while i'm at it, here's a fact for you. The leading causes of death in th US are 1.Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris and 3. Cancer. Yeah, be afraid.
Maeglet 11 months ago 5
I am rewatching this video and I still don't understand the wink :D
hici61 1 year ago
when a zombie bites chuck norris he doesnt turn into a zombie the zombie turns into chuck norris
MrGuesswhatijustdid 1 year ago
@MrGuesswhatijustdid -But then original Chuck Norris kills zombie Chuck Norris because there can only be ONE Chuck Norris.
Shadoweaver407 9 months ago
You can have a fire inside an igloo. Don't you watch APTN???
Martylovescats 1 year ago
how does he even roll on a flat surface?
internetisawesome107 1 year ago
My dad makes teepees out of metal.I think thats pretty awesome.
mayaDUDE998 1 year ago
@mayaDUDE998 ....In this recession... WOW REALLY? :P
BloodPuls3 1 year ago
@BloodPuls3 what do you mean "in this recession"? >.>
mayaDUDE998 1 year ago
chuck norris knows it not butter
DonnDTD 1 year ago
what the fuck was that wink thing at the end?
t0kenst4rt 1 year ago
His oh *shirt* was a beard. Haha
MissLauraC213 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the reason babies cry when they're born.
Mikazha 1 year ago
Props to the kid at the end.
potatogal97 1 year ago
Chuck noris doesnt need a nightlight because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him...
TheSophiaPagan 1 year ago
The show survivor had the original idea of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and no one is brave enough to go to the island and retrieve the footage.
Therobeet 1 year ago 3
When Chuck norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norrised
XxCrazyYoshixX 1 year ago 3
Chuck Norris Destroyed the periodic table because he only recognized the element of surprise.
superburnttoast 1 year ago
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an illusion. His foot doesn't kick your face, his other foot spins the earth to make your face hit his foot.
videovader101 1 year ago 2
what happened to Michell Davis?
joesomebody1986 1 year ago
@joesomebody1986 what do you mean by that?
xoxosarah18 1 year ago
@xoxosarah18 he got fat and weird since last time i saw him. I use to think he was kinda funny.
joesomebody1986 1 year ago
@joesomebody1986 he's not fat. he takes medicine for his OCD, which probably gives him some water weight, which happens with a lot of people taking medicine. and he has been losing the bit of the weight that he's gained over the like 3 years he's been doing videos. he started when he was like 17. he's now like 20. for the weirdness, he's always been kinda weird per-say. random/weird/funny. he's funny and he's still cute after all this time. =]
xoxosarah18 1 year ago
@xoxosarah18 i guess i seemed rude...i just meant i guess i havent seen much form him in a while. i didnt realize he had changed so much.
joesomebody1986 1 year ago
@joesomebody1986 you weren't rude. i just didn't understand what you meant. but i do think he should get back to more randomness.
xoxosarah18 1 year ago
chuck norris is so awesome that he can't be subdued to a joke form similar to that of the dumb blond.
daniepaige 1 year ago
chuck norris build a log cabin he was born in in lol
monikasweetsanepoet 1 year ago
chuck norris can perform a wheelie on a unicycle
Asherthefunnyguy 1 year ago 53
....that's along hill!.
xXjessiexnimXx 1 year ago
@xXjessiexnimXx
Your spelling on that made me giggle.
TheSweetMuffinKitty 1 year ago
Scientists tried to calculate the speed of Chuck Norris. But nothing could measure that speed. And Chuck Norris breaks his own speed record twice a day
M00k64 1 year ago
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
TaylorTotsVlog 1 year ago
LOL it's Nunavut is pronounced "noneofit" :P
danielleg87 1 year ago
"poop" haha....that just made me laugh
Hunkadunga 1 year ago
"As long as there's only one of me." Oh my god are you a highlander?!?!?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
IssyRedbird 1 year ago
You did pronounce Nunavut wrong.
Joci445 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the reason the earth spins. he roundhouse kicked it.
bubblesnbutterflys 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can order a big mac at burger king and get one.
Does Chuck have a shadow? Yes, but it is too afraid of Chuck to show itself.
Daraaggon 1 year ago
mitchell looks really gay...
bubblesnbutterflys 1 year ago
my b-day is on march 10
merrik96 1 year ago
@merrik96 Mine too! :D
artpeacelove 1 year ago
@artpeacelove cool :D we r chuck norris's sons :P
merrik96 1 year ago
@merrik96 We could be, if I was a guy. Lol. (:
artpeacelove 1 year ago
@artpeacelove You are the daughter...Cherrie Norris :P
merrik96 1 year ago
Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam on land?
devond123 1 year ago 5
MORE COLLABS WITH LIVELAVELIVE PLEASE IF YOU DO I'll GROW A BEARD JUST FOR YOU
WILLorMADfilms 1 year ago 2
sooo... i miss the "argument of the day" segments...
it brings together my 3 favorite youtubers!
Lizfth2 1 year ago
Igloos are still being made and used today by Inuits. Nobody is making and using teepee's anymore
Spartan21B 1 year ago
@Spartan21B Obviously you're wrong. Have you not been to a casino on an Indian reservation? Scary Hi-tech teepee's....AAHHHHH! (im 15)
kynima 1 year ago
@Spartan21B yes they are, you are so wrong. Good job, just insult a whole bunch of people there. Fail.
lemonice2700 1 year ago
Kid on the left plays checkers with his ears.
ItchyGuy87 1 year ago
Chuck Norris Doesnt Wear Condoms, Since Theres No Protection From Chuck Norris.
AnniexEatsxRainbows 1 year ago 3
hahahahaha omg that gunshot @ that clone is just hilarious
iammelis 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't chop down his christmas trees, he just roundhouse kicks em over
JakeGordonTV 1 year ago
Momma's right. Momma's wrong.. MOMMAS RITE!!!
ND3L0 1 year ago
the intro was mindfuck
jiniton 1 year ago
you can have a fire in an igloo too.
oddreykradju 1 year ago
nunavut was declared a territory in 1999, not much heritage there...
rubyevanss 1 year ago
Chuck Norris dosent tea bag, he potatoe sacks.
FinestPotatoes 1 year ago 4
that dudes ears are wiggling
nikeeweston 1 year ago
chuck norris is so strong he can slam a revoling door!!!
Cowcap35 1 year ago
Okay I love Mitchell Davis but those earrings are horrible! ..igloos.
MonkeyGoSpunky 1 year ago
Anything in canada loses
dbpaintballer95 1 year ago
@dbpaintballer95
i guess i lose then...
SweetTalk1o1 1 year ago
I just subscribed. Your great.
ViagraZombie 1 year ago
LOL. Noonahvoot, Wheezy, you were joking right? D: Cause if you weren't, you offended your number 1 canadian fan. xD
WillDrumForMoney 1 year ago
@WillDrumForMoney eeeem im from quebec and we pronouce it like he did. more or less.
filthyphilou 1 year ago
Wheezy actually inspired Chuck Norris to grow a beard...=3
ganonpwner 1 year ago
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
MusicManiac898 1 year ago 204
@MusicManiac898 I know victoria's secret x)
meowmeow7390 1 year ago
@MusicManiac898
MrGuesswhatijustdid 1 year ago
Video response WTF?
vintageemmacathleen 1 year ago
Nun-a-vit :D
TweetySkywalker 1 year ago
chuck norris had sex with a bus and made optimus prime !
wotflash 1 year ago
They say Chuck Norris once ordered a pizza. The wrong toppings came. There were no survivors.
YoungBlood171 1 year ago
pronounced - NU-NA-VIT
cupcakexxninja 1 year ago
Life doesn't give Chuck Norris lemons, he takes them. And makes beer.
MetaphoricalJane 1 year ago 155
@MetaphoricalJane Wait... if life DOSENT' give chuck norris lemons, then how dose he take the lemons and make beer out of them?
Shadoweaver407 9 months ago
@Shadoweaver407 Life will ALWAYS give Chuck Norris Lemons
Kr1s54 5 months ago
@Kr1s54 You make no sense.
Shadoweaver407 5 months ago
@Shadoweaver407 How so? Chuck norris is never denyed anything, ever, it's chuck norris, so life will always give him lemons, and only now do i realize how old this comment was =P
Kr1s54 5 months ago
@Kr1s54 What if he doesn't want the lemons?
Shadoweaver407 5 months ago
@Shadoweaver407 Then he makes life take them back =D
Kr1s54 5 months ago
@Kr1s54 GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
Shadoweaver407 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
TheDailyLifeWithMe 1 year ago
One day, Chuck norris upper cutted a horse, its now called a giraffe. :D
HeatherBreakout 1 year ago 3
chuck norris round house kicked the black off of michael jackson
stainlesssoul1 1 year ago 5
Chuck Norris once burned down an igloo.
tauwilltriumph 1 year ago
...a unicorn is on the coat of arms of Scotland
MsHappyCinnamon 1 year ago
@MsHappyCinnamon I looked it up on Bing, thinking i could one day use it against a scot. I found that the coat of arms was a
bucket.
of.
AAAAAAWESSSSSSOMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Niggs3000 1 year ago
when someone opens a can of whoop-ass, chuck norris pops out.
type "where is chuck norris" in google and click 'im feeling lucky' :)
xXxStopAndStarexXx 1 year ago
in soviet russia chuck norris doesn't kick you in the face, chuck norris kicks your face.
ajsome1 1 year ago
hik6hgehj that was my roundhouse kick to the keyboard.... lets try again... cx/,.mnbhgj wow, k
HeftyTwinkies 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits
kenrben 1 year ago
Teepees can with stand a hurricane right above and are always larger
TheSagie16 1 year ago
When Chuck Norris does push ups hes pushing the Earth down.
GrnJacketGuy 1 year ago
This was my birthday :O
1PieceFMA 1 year ago
I would live in an igloo with Craig any dayyyy :D
FallOutBoy1201 1 year ago
if the saying you are what you eat is true than chuck noris is a mixture of monster truck tires, metal, and magma from the worlds most active volcanoes.
5342musicmaker 1 year ago
PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE VIDEOS WITH MITCHELL AND KYLE!!!
TforTwilightSaga 1 year ago
i want kyles shirt :r and triangles rule! even though...well that twenty... *_*
ZinaWhoops 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can dodge raindrops, he laughs at them when they explode upon hitting the ground
aalexcamirandd 1 year ago
chuck norris's first job was a paperboy...their were no survivors
Eriochi 1 year ago
lol funniest pronounciation of nunavut ever!!
beckskies 1 year ago
teepees.
and kyle's shirt. :D
HolyNutsackItsSarah 1 year ago
This was the 1st Wheezy Waiter video i watched.
RAWRAndYa 1 year ago
the arms of nunavut is now my desktop background (: thanks
CanaanIsSnazy 1 year ago
Humping the globe lol
ricflairrocks20 1 year ago
Igloos are better because they're in cold places and penguisn live in cold places and penguins are the awesomest creatures ever, even awesomer than Chuck Norris. <(")
TheJennyShow1 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can punch you in the face with his feet
snapskityy 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
people dont have heart attacks, an invisible chuck norris roundhouse kicks them in the chest
cheeriosy 1 year ago
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS HE DOESN'T GET WET, WATER GETS CHUCK NORRIS
ontherush77 1 year ago
Haha! I love you <3
Mer1002 1 year ago
Chuck Norris has actually died 15 years ago, but the death was too scared to say him that!
nightwish2792 1 year ago 2
Chuck Norris came to my home and made me pay him 5 dollars to write this comment
PokemasterTrent 1 year ago
my daughter has the fortune to share Mr Norris' birthday.... she gained a tiny bit of awesome!!!
matrix626 1 year ago
i really love Kyle's shirt. a lot.
MissRandom79 1 year ago
chuck norris was shot 5 times.... the bullets are in critical condition
JewishPeacock 1 year ago
March 15 is MY birthday! But it would still be cool if it was Chuck Norris' birthday. I'm just going to mentally replace every Chuck Norris in the video with mij194.
mij194 1 year ago
He only likes triangles because of yacht.
TheJulieSchmulie 1 year ago
its said nun-a-vet
TheJacobmcmillan 1 year ago
@TheJacobmcmillan it is more like nun-uh-vuht
thesunglassparlour 1 year ago
chuck norris can count to infinity twice!!!
TheShaneBeMeShow 1 year ago
triangles are stupid and remind me of poop.
orangeman10987 1 year ago
sdfg
nerdygangstah 1 year ago
look at my channel
ImportanceLaughter 1 year ago
I like Igloos!
drwhofan34 1 year ago
It's pronounced NOON-uh-vuht .... emphasis on the NOON.
Canada pwns your american ways..
EternalSunshine09 1 year ago
Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 this year. He stayed at 69 because it's his favourite number.
chives123456 1 year ago 2
WAIT.......... are mitchell and kyle on all the argument of the day-s????? holyfckingcraaaaaapp 8D
imphlatround 1 year ago
chuck norris said "let there be practice" and the world was created
thatshowirollify 1 year ago
GO CANADA!!<3
meanttolive13 1 year ago
wouldn't the clone have also disappeared? or was the clone made before the past wheezy traveled to the future, only to be killed?
sweitzman5 1 year ago
That guy flippin' absorbed his headphones! =O
vanawesome 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can has Counted to infinity..Twice
WhyohWhyTv 1 year ago 4
@WhyohWhyTv lol can has
tobiosnmakky 1 year ago
@WhyohWhyTv Sorry for the Typo! I meant "Can has does did"
WhyohWhyTv 1 year ago
once chuck norris lost a testicle in a fight, you know this testicle by another name, JUPITER
mychem128 1 year ago
Pronounced Noo-nuh-vut. It's also the newest province. It used to be part of the Northwest Territories.
I prefer igloos. A rock base means fire is possible, and the ice/snow is very insulative, which keeps it really warm and cuddly.
MissLissaLindsey 1 year ago
"im not a clone, im you from the past..."
*fades away*
MehProductions2000 1 year ago
chuck norris does not get laid because he pleasures women with his gaze
farque123456 1 year ago
my grandpa died chucknorris b day...
deathbot288 1 year ago
Chuck Noriss can strangle a guy with a notebook...
krists1000 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the thorns off a pineapple...and then swallow it whole...
death55546 1 year ago
chuck noris CAN believe it's not butter
AceVlog 1 year ago 27
When Chuck Norris wants to get on to the Internet, he just grabs a series of tubes and redirects them all to his house and it works.
UkeaOP 1 year ago
i love mitchell davis and i know he loves gauding they look amazing and if you dont like them then go away no one told u to watch this video. stop hating on what people do on there own bodies its not ur place. SHUT UP ABOUT MITCHELL!
Baldinosaur 1 year ago
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Srsly man I love your videos! keep it up!
EpicObama 1 year ago 2
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Srsly man I love your videos! keep it up!
EpicObama 1 year ago
totally teepees! triangles rock!!!!
AWSOMENESS655 1 year ago
@AWSOMENESS655 But Igloos can't burn down when you light a fire in them. They just get stronger.
UkeaOP 1 year ago
@UkeaOP very very true so in that case both rock, but triangles are my favourite shape and i live in canada so i'm all for both
AWSOMENESS655 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't even have a chin. It's just another fist.
Okay, I stole that joke from TV. But it was worth repeating.
bo0kw05m 1 year ago
igloos
MrMinVik 1 year ago
pleeease! more w/ mitchell and kyle!
1991hannahjade 1 year ago
ya!!! i'm totally with that!!!!! lava head
AWSOMENESS655 1 year ago