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  • I used to be an arrow, but then i took a Chuck Norris to the... (??)

  • You will live in an igloo for a night Wheezy. Eventually. >:(

  • Chuck Norris is so tough, he took an arrow to the knee, AND IS STILL AN ADVENTURER.

  • @sirc150 haha Skyrim

  • The things that keep the world in balance are space, time, and Chuck Norris. LOL just kidding! Chuck Norris comes first.

  • if chuck norris is as awesome as you say he is, may he come to my house and smash my head on the keybj53o4g4ijg3hrqoyqrfjufhhjh­kgkjc

  • chuck norris can fat with his pinky

  • @kindpotato ???

  • Igloos are better by far.

  • poop

    

  • Chuck norris doesint T-bag he potato sacks

  • you can have a fire inside an igloo as long as there's a hole at the top. I should know, I'm Canadian.

  • HOLY CRAP FROM THIS VIDEO ON WHEEZY IS A CLONE! IDK IF I CAN WATCH HIS VIDEOS ANYMORE THIS IS SO UPSETTING

  • you can also have have a fire inside of a igloo

  • Igloos are too cold.....i hate cold

  • Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

  • Whoa whoa whoa wait. Narwhals are REAL!? Gah, I just googled it, I thought they were just made up for jokes.

    Me before = ignorant

    Me now = educated

    Chuck Norris = All-knowing

  • @eeli1 dude me too!

  • Chuck Norris pwns Rape.

  • its nun-of-ut

  • I disliked that kid who did that wink. Grrr.

  • Def thought that wink kid was going to crack his skull on that wall. Also, now his mother has to clean the grass stains out of his pants. Shame on you, wink kid.

  • lightning never strikes the same place twice neighter does chuck norris he doesn't have to

  • you can have a fire inside an igloo as well

  • The guy who said "only the good die young" probably went to Chuck Norris's Pre-school.

  • *wink*

  • First of all, you CAN have a fire in an igloo, trust me, i'm from Canada, I know these things. And secondly, triangles are NOT the coolest shapes because where there are triangles there is usually trig involved and i DESPISE math. Oh and while i'm at it, here's a fact for you. The leading causes of death in th US are 1.Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris and 3. Cancer. Yeah, be afraid.

  • I am rewatching this video and I still don't understand the wink :D

  • when a zombie bites chuck norris he doesnt turn into a zombie the zombie turns into chuck norris

  • @MrGuesswhatijustdid -But then original Chuck Norris kills zombie Chuck Norris because there can only be ONE Chuck Norris.

  • You can have a fire inside an igloo. Don't you watch APTN???

  • how does he even roll on a flat surface?

  • My dad makes teepees out of metal.I think thats pretty awesome.

  • @mayaDUDE998 ....In this recession... WOW REALLY? :P

  • @BloodPuls3 what do you mean "in this recession"? >.>

  • chuck norris knows it not butter

  • what the fuck was that wink thing at the end? 

  • His oh *shirt* was a beard. Haha

  • Chuck Norris is the reason babies cry when they're born.

  • Props to the kid at the end.

  • Chuck noris doesnt need a nightlight because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him...

  • The show survivor had the original idea of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and no one is brave enough to go to the island and retrieve the footage.

  • When Chuck norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norrised

  • Chuck Norris Destroyed the periodic table because he only recognized the element of surprise.

  • Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is an illusion. His foot doesn't kick your face, his other foot spins the earth to make your face hit his foot.

  • what happened to Michell Davis?

  • @joesomebody1986 what do you mean by that?

  • @xoxosarah18 he got fat and weird since last time i saw him. I use to think he was kinda funny.

  • @joesomebody1986 he's not fat. he takes medicine for his OCD, which probably gives him some water weight, which happens with a lot of people taking medicine. and he has been losing the bit of the weight that he's gained over the like 3 years he's been doing videos. he started when he was like 17. he's now like 20. for the weirdness, he's always been kinda weird per-say. random/weird/funny. he's funny and he's still cute after all this time. =]

  • @xoxosarah18 i guess i seemed rude...i just meant i guess i havent seen much form him in a while. i didnt realize he had changed so much.

  • @joesomebody1986 you weren't rude. i just didn't understand what you meant. but i do think he should get back to more randomness.

  • chuck norris is so awesome that he can't be subdued to a joke form similar to that of the dumb blond.

  • chuck norris build a log cabin he was born in in lol

  • chuck norris can perform a wheelie on a unicycle

  • ....that's along hill!.

  • @xXjessiexnimXx

    Your spelling on that made me giggle.

  • Scientists tried to calculate the speed of Chuck Norris. But nothing could measure that speed. And Chuck Norris breaks his own speed record twice a day

  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity.

    Twice.

  • LOL it's Nunavut is pronounced "noneofit" :P

  • "poop" haha....that just made me laugh

  • "As long as there's only one of me." Oh my god are you a highlander?!?!?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

  • You did pronounce Nunavut wrong.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason the earth spins. he roundhouse kicked it.

  • Chuck Norris can order a big mac at burger king and get one.

    Does Chuck have a shadow? Yes, but it is too afraid of Chuck to show itself.

  • mitchell looks really gay...

  • my b-day is on march 10

  • @merrik96 Mine too! :D

  • @artpeacelove cool :D we r chuck norris's sons :P

  • @merrik96 We could be, if I was a guy. Lol. (:

  • @artpeacelove You are the daughter...Cherrie Norris :P

  • Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam on land?

  • MORE COLLABS WITH LIVELAVELIVE PLEASE IF YOU DO I'll GROW A BEARD JUST FOR YOU

  • sooo... i miss the "argument of the day" segments...

    it brings together my 3 favorite youtubers!

  • Igloos are still being made and used today by Inuits. Nobody is making and using teepee's anymore

  • @Spartan21B Obviously you're wrong. Have you not been to a casino on an Indian reservation? Scary Hi-tech teepee's....AAHHHHH! (im 15)

  • @Spartan21B yes they are, you are so wrong. Good job, just insult a whole bunch of people there. Fail.

  • Kid on the left plays checkers with his ears.

  • Chuck Norris Doesnt Wear Condoms, Since Theres No Protection From Chuck Norris.

  • hahahahaha omg that gunshot @ that clone is just hilarious

  • Chuck Norris doesn't chop down his christmas trees, he just roundhouse kicks em over

  • Momma's right. Momma's wrong.. MOMMAS RITE!!!

  • the intro was mindfuck

  • you can have a fire in an igloo too.

  • nunavut was declared a territory in 1999, not much heritage there...

  • Chuck Norris dosent tea bag, he potatoe sacks.

  • that dudes ears are wiggling

  • chuck norris is so strong he can slam a revoling door!!!

  • Okay I love Mitchell Davis but those earrings are horrible! ..igloos.

  • Anything in canada loses

    

  • @dbpaintballer95

    i guess i lose then...

  • I just subscribed. Your great.

  • LOL. Noonahvoot, Wheezy, you were joking right? D: Cause if you weren't, you offended your number 1 canadian fan. xD

  • @WillDrumForMoney eeeem im from quebec and we pronouce it like he did. more or less.

  • Wheezy actually inspired Chuck Norris to grow a beard...=3

  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

  • @MusicManiac898 I know victoria's secret x)

  • Video response WTF?

  • Nun-a-vit :D

  • chuck norris had sex with a bus and made optimus prime !

  • They say Chuck Norris once ordered a pizza. The wrong toppings came. There were no survivors.

  • pronounced - NU-NA-VIT

  • Life doesn't give Chuck Norris lemons, he takes them. And makes beer.

  • @MetaphoricalJane Wait... if life DOSENT' give chuck norris lemons, then how dose he take the lemons and make beer out of them?

  • @Shadoweaver407 Life will ALWAYS give Chuck Norris Lemons

  • @Kr1s54 You make no sense.

  • @Shadoweaver407 How so? Chuck norris is never denyed anything, ever, it's chuck norris, so life will always give him lemons, and only now do i realize how old this comment was =P

  • @Kr1s54 What if he doesn't want the lemons?

  • @Shadoweaver407 Then he makes life take them back =D

  • @Kr1s54 GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHASHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HA!!!!!!!!

  • One day, Chuck norris upper cutted a horse, its now called a giraffe. :D

  • chuck norris round house kicked the black off of michael jackson

  • Chuck Norris once burned down an igloo.

  • ...a unicorn is on the coat of arms of Scotland

  • @MsHappyCinnamon I looked it up on Bing, thinking i could one day use it against a scot. I found that the coat of arms was a

    bucket.

    of.

    AAAAAAWESSSSSSOMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • when someone opens a can of whoop-ass, chuck norris pops out.

    type "where is chuck norris" in google and click 'im feeling lucky' :)

  • in soviet russia chuck norris doesn't kick you in the face, chuck norris kicks your face.

  • hik6hgehj that was my roundhouse kick to the keyboard.... lets try again... cx/,.mnbhgj wow, k

  • Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits

  • Teepees can with stand a hurricane right above and are always larger

  • When Chuck Norris does push ups hes pushing the Earth down.

  • This was my birthday :O

  • I would live in an igloo with Craig any dayyyy :D

  • if the saying you are what you eat is true than chuck noris is a mixture of monster truck tires, metal, and magma from the worlds most active volcanoes.

  • PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE VIDEOS WITH MITCHELL AND KYLE!!!

  • i want kyles shirt :r and triangles rule! even though...well that twenty... *_*

  • Chuck Norris can dodge raindrops, he laughs at them when they explode upon hitting the ground

  • chuck norris's first job was a paperboy...their were no survivors

  • lol funniest pronounciation of nunavut ever!!

  • teepees.

    and kyle's shirt. :D

  • This was the 1st Wheezy Waiter video i watched.

  • the arms of nunavut is now my desktop background (: thanks

  • Humping the globe lol

  • Igloos are better because they're in cold places and penguisn live in cold places and penguins are the awesomest creatures ever, even awesomer than Chuck Norris. <(")

  • Chuck Norris can punch you in the face with his feet

  • Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.

  • people dont have heart attacks, an invisible chuck norris roundhouse kicks them in the chest

  • WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SWIMS HE DOESN'T GET WET, WATER GETS CHUCK NORRIS

  • Haha! I love you <3

  • Chuck Norris has actually died 15 years ago, but the death was too scared to say him that!

  • Chuck Norris came to my home and made me pay him 5 dollars to write this comment

  • my daughter has the fortune to share Mr Norris' birthday.... she gained a tiny bit of awesome!!!

  • i really love Kyle's shirt. a lot.

  • chuck norris was shot 5 times.... the bullets are in critical condition

  • March 15 is MY birthday! But it would still be cool if it was Chuck Norris' birthday. I'm just going to mentally replace every Chuck Norris in the video with mij194.

  • He only likes triangles because of yacht.

  • its said nun-a-vet

  • @TheJacobmcmillan it is more like nun-uh-vuht

  • chuck norris can count to infinity twice!!!

  • triangles are stupid and remind me of poop.

  • sdfg

  • look at my channel

  • I like Igloos!

  • It's pronounced NOON-uh-vuht .... emphasis on the NOON.

    Canada pwns your american ways..

  • Chuck Norris didn't turn 70 this year. He stayed at 69 because it's his favourite number.

  • WAIT.......... are mitchell and kyle on all the argument of the day-s????? holyfckingcraaaaaapp 8D

  • chuck norris said "let there be practice" and the world was created

  • GO CANADA!!<3

  • wouldn't the clone have also disappeared? or was the clone made before the past wheezy traveled to the future, only to be killed?

  • That guy flippin' absorbed his headphones! =O

  • Chuck Norris can has Counted to infinity..Twice

  • @WhyohWhyTv lol can has

  • @WhyohWhyTv Sorry for the Typo! I meant "Can has does did"

  • once chuck norris lost a testicle in a fight, you know this testicle by another name, JUPITER

  • Pronounced Noo-nuh-vut. It's also the newest province. It used to be part of the Northwest Territories.

    I prefer igloos. A rock base means fire is possible, and the ice/snow is very insulative, which keeps it really warm and cuddly.

  • "im not a clone, im you from the past..."

    *fades away*

  • chuck norris does not get laid because he pleasures women with his gaze

  • my grandpa died chucknorris b day...

  • Chuck Noriss can strangle a guy with a notebook...

  • Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the thorns off a pineapple...and then swallow it whole...

  • chuck noris CAN believe it's not butter

  • When Chuck Norris wants to get on to the Internet, he just grabs a series of tubes and redirects them all to his house and it works.

  • i love mitchell davis and i know he loves gauding they look amazing and if you dont like them then go away no one told u to watch this video. stop hating on what people do on there own bodies its not ur place. SHUT UP ABOUT MITCHELL!

  • When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Srsly man I love your videos! keep it up!

  • When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Srsly man I love your videos! keep it up!

  • totally teepees! triangles rock!!!!

  • @AWSOMENESS655 But Igloos can't burn down when you light a fire in them. They just get stronger.

  • @UkeaOP very very true so in that case both rock, but triangles are my favourite shape and i live in canada so i'm all for both

  • Chuck Norris doesn't even have a chin. It's just another fist.

    Okay, I stole that joke from TV. But it was worth repeating.

  • igloos

  • pleeease! more w/ mitchell and kyle!

  • ya!!! i'm totally with that!!!!! lava head