Turd Rocket Reviews: Unreal Tournament 3

[sandyMantri]

In game TUROK how to achieve Objective Investigate chopper wreckage, I am near copper and surrounded twice still now no clue .can anyone help me what is next

[skatersrule13]

Dude iv played this since i was like 6 and i cant believe how big it got

[CrystalCaliber]

i'm not into the action stuff, but this game looks absolutely stunning. good editing.

[virtualpigmaster]

gr8 review. something odd about this game, the guns are held by the left hand. any reason or thats just how it was orginally?

[iamturdrocket87]

Do you have something against left-handed people? Kidding. Clearly you're not a fan of the series so I'll explain. Since the first Unreal game ever created Epic has always allowed you to decide which hand your character uses to hold the gun. If you'll notice, I also play without any sort of aiming reticule, you can modify the reticule too. In the PC and PS3 versions you can even modify and create your own aiming reticules and your own skins for your character too.

[ace41354]

you should review dead space

[iamturdrocket87]

Just reviewed Dead Space a day or so ago. I know this comment is a month old, but just a heads up if you're still interested.

[TheTau1]

The soldier of fortune part was quite funny.

[iamturdrocket87]

Hahaha. I was hoping someone would notice that.

[TheTau1]

Well being as modest as I can I remember and know a lot when it comes to gaming because I absorb anything I read. Unfortunately I can't say the same for my math classes. stupid algebra 1 honours...

[iamturdrocket87]

Hey dude, at least you made it that far. Geometry was the last math class I ever took, and I needed to take it in summer school so I didn't get held back my senior year. I would have needed to earn 5 math or science credits by the end of my bachelor's but I flunked out my fourth semester. Now I'm just a statistic.

[TheTau1]

Hey man I'm takin this in middle school so yeah it's really hard. But that means I'l get my credits and I get to skip freshman courses.

[hhhhhhyy]

UT3 uses auto-aim on consoles, or not ?

[iamturdrocket87]

No. Not auto-aim. There is a slight aim assist though, but it's minuscule to the point of being non-existant. Basic speed of everything has been slowed down significantly though, if you're use to the PC version and you play either of the two console ports you'll think it feels slow.

[dom1215]

but has it actually brought the series forwrd??

[iamturdrocket87]

Yeah, everything's been tweaked and updated, even the mods. I was simply pointing out that it's still the same great game we all know-and-love, didn't mean to imply no advancements had been made. Guess this review was largely of the console version, only version I ever got to play. I took it from the perspective that I'd need to explain the series to noobs and point to the legacy. That's why I just mentioned map creation and not modding, didn't want to explain mods to console exclusive gamers.

[Tom93M]

Good Review.

[iamturdrocket87]

Thanx dude, thanx for watching.