Negative

[Famastory]

0:20 But I just showered!

[icsomethingshiny124]

:( you make me sad...

[candyxoliciousbishes]

stop looking at my boobs ):

[TheBrendarules]

You know what, if I had never clicked on that "Dear 16 year old me" ad, I never would have seen "Dear 40 year old charlie" airgo, i would never have found charlieissocoollike, and thereby neverfound wheezywaiter. :')

[axeell92]

Actually this video is more motivating than the Positive one! :)

[MrThrowPillow]

PALATE=CLEANSED

[gombost]

What's that in the background? Is that an OLD COUCH??

[24Pianist]

1:50 onwards actually made me guffaw! :D

[jaymeeboh]

Worse than Aunt Judy?! ;_;

[JediEternal]

This guy lost a proton somewhere.

[IgnitorDetonate]

You are so good at scoffing

[monadasmoinas]

LOL

[iKaylind]

Their are apparently 20,000 more negative nellies in the beard loving world than positive nellies.

[TheBrendarules]

@iKaylind you mean positive pollys? :D

[ms247glam]

lol ii wanted to see how long the scoffing went on so i skipped ahead to 1:55

[guyonfire87]

It is easier to be negative rather than positive. It is a fundamental fact of the universe. Negativity is more pervasive. And due to entropy, since things fall apart solely with the advance of time, we tend to observe negative outcomes as the norm most of the time.

It is somewhat satisfying to be negative as well. If we are feeling rotten and discouraged, what right does someone else have to be happy?

[10MarGo88]

found this randomly. laughed my ass out.

[Buaam]

@10MarGo88 Your ass out?

[10MarGo88]

@Buaam well, mistake... sorry, if you would. lol

[Hidefromthetimes]

Filthy.

[asparagusoffice]

Oh yeah?!

[MissTeenRebellion]

...I have an Aunt Judy... awkward.

[shisumi1]

i think ill divide my life by zero.

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[StoutyAlex]

Maybe Rebecca Black was on the Camera

[Creepernator]

@DecoDaPimP 1:32 hes not lying

[LunaAumento]

-sobbing- Wheezy...I hate you too

[laurarox80]

I have an aunt judy! xD

[IAdoreFreckles]

SCOFF. SCOFF. SCOFF.

[godyguy]

You made me cry :(

[TheBrendarules]

:) this was the first wheezywaiter video i ever watched!

[ChocolateBearChick]

@TheBrendarules I thumbsed up cause he hates you. Lawl, just kidding...or yeahh.

[Ristengirl876]

Can't take all this negitivity?

Yes.. I just choose not to..

[sweettoken12]

I hate/love you? Well, I really do love you. Make those weird faces! I love those weird faces. :D

[MEandYOU1423]

1:40 JIZZ FACES!

[LaurenAngeline14]

Awe Wheezy! I thought you liked me... D'=

[timboprime]

i like the positive video more

[ConnerDrummer]

At the end, it looked like he kept double taking at my genitals.

[SirPhatniss]

"Nagivivity is for naysayers and bad people who suck."-Graig Benizite

[glamorous10519]

i'll press the play button and watch your video after i see if the coffee's done.

[carramrod232]

thumbs up if you tried to watch both simultaneously and failed epicly

[yes2u3no]

wheezy hater

[TheDrMitchell]

is that a red dislike bar... on this channel

[gradsssara]

Negativity makes me do my lol face

But only my friends can see my lol face

Wait

My lol face isn't real cause I have no friends

*lol face*

[iiBabyBri]

haha.... funny(:

[thr33m0jo3]

i have an aunt judy :(

[MitokiOshi1]

I loveee the endingggg

[myb3ll3]

epic faces at the end <3

[TheNoiy11]

Am I the only one who laugh really hard at 1:14 when he said, "This is just for you, you suck!" It made me roflmao hardly.

[dweetyboy]

this video made me feel funny ;(

[AlexLong1000]

:(

[SuperGreenperson]

I like you, not in the creepy retro stalker axe murderer kinda way tho.

[tehblckdeth]

DER DER DER

[prittymiddyful]

well, *skoffs* back to you!

[TeamDracula]

*sob* Wheezy hates meeeeee

[EpicMovieFinder]

i'm skofing at you too :P :D

[streetyang99]

ho- hum

[MysteryLover97]

I am disappoint.

[ebrach121]

I really have no friends, but really the end made me laugh :P

[KieranItIs]

Keep pressing 8. :D

[xXnagromXx]

now I wanna watch the other video so I can be happy again

[Thefunnykid30]

UNSUBUNG

[CoDWikiTMOI]

I knew that was a star wars quote im such a nerd lol

[cukooforcocostuff]

I have an Aunt Judy! She's not bad. haha

[somthineasy]

You know what dissapoints me? Your face, that's what. and You're awkward looking.. in the "I'm standing behind you, staring at you with my eyes wide-open" creepy kind of way. you're face is so ugly, your face is censored for it with the words "Ugly" written on the black bar instead of the word "censor". Your face is so ugly, your face litteraly is the word "Ugly". You're not beautiful in any kind of way, words will bring you dooown. Untruth cam- You're gorgeous and i want to make out with you.=D

[kevinH7510]

I cried :(

[paulalexanderQMUL]

F*** YOU YOU ABSOLUTE F***ING PIECE OF CR**. YOU HAVE NOW MADE ME DEPRESSED

[MrDeathExplorer]

:*(

[cozycushins]

LOL disappointment  became constipated . xD

[musicalxsilence]

DUR DUR DUR DUR....

[o0oLuckyStaro0o]

It's okay, I hate you too. ;)

[krazier15]

STOP LETTING JERK CLONE MAKE VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!! it makes me cry :'(

[wildpeppy]

is he tking a shit at the end??

[sonikana]

I hate you to

[cjake0115]

ah dur dur dur dur

[ThomasTheTank142]

i liked it better when you liked me.

[Ballerinabullet]

Haha this is your most thumbs downed video, I guess people don't like negativity that is directed towards them

[jojimalooa]

Ye jestering fool! XD

[ilovefouettes]

204 people suck.

[invaderpink]

>:I i like the other video better... LOL

[thefamouskaytay]

Ok, I get the DER, and the DER, and the DER, but was the DER really necessary?

[shendoboy]

Hello sir, Congratulations on the new apartment. Congratulations on your youtube success, your doing great, i love your videos. Keep it up, they give me something to do laugh about and enjoy. Thank you for all the effor you put into them. Oh gatta go, the coffee's done... i love it whent he coffee's done... and no not decaf

[NateDin]

That, erm, thing he did at the end thingy, should be a Craig Quote.

[TheWonderfulEgg]

Wheezy, you scare me when you so negative! That scoffing really took a toll on me :(

But your beard made it all better, so we cool.

[asdfjkl74able]

rofl i thought ven diagram said 'Fuck Face' lol thumbs up if you agree he needs penmenship help...... but he is still funny\

[MarynWasHere]

if you press eight, the two faces make different faces.(:

[TheXcathii]

Your title screen doesnt make sense anymore. the highlight of your beard is on the other side.

[andtheydanced]

I'm legit using these insults onmy best friend tomorrow :)

Ahaha

[nullrand]

Why does negative have more views than positive?

[calvo69696969]

@nullrand Cuz its funny. Positive is just... Weird and awkward o-o

[edgeoflight01]

I was worried before i realized what he was doing. wheezy is a great actor.

[thefamouskaytay]

You made 4,753 people cry so hard they hit the like button.

[mrspudmuffin]

He's staring right at my crotch.

[HilariousEtc]

Why does this keep reappearing in my subscriptions? And why couldn't it have been the positive video? :(

[adelle06]

WOAH!! (thats right embrace the out datedness! lol)

[theeflea3]

202 people got sent this video.

[lizzy6les]

Nothing I don't get every single day. :D

[eilema4]

has wheezy moved? 

[laughingallyear]

@eilema4 well done genius

[EverRoxas]

@eilema4 Watch previous videos...

[pinkpuppyball]

This has showed up in my subscriptionbox 7 times, the positive one only showed up once, life sux.

[TheAdaization]

wheezy, that was mean.

don't do that again.

[yofomojojo]

Did anyone else notice how he kept looking down at your junk before he scoffed?

[infantfinite]

@2:00 Craig makes a growly noise twice. You can watch the big Craig make the noise, or look in the window for the other video and it will match up as well.

[readPbetweenClines]

I love how negative has more views that positive!! GO pessimists!!

[CorduroyPaco]

GREAT Star Wars quote!

[ashthetash]

i really liked this video

[Xoja1]

This video has got more views than the positive one :P

[Bailey25588]

still goin on about aunt judy? wow lol

[Bailey25588]

you remind me of my friend

[raystrife234]

the aunt judy part hurt me bad :( IM NOT AS BAD AS AUNT JUDY!!! *Goes to the corner of the room*

[Bombavalusica]

Press 5

[joesfitzpatrick]

I MISS YOU! I didn't have a very explosionful wednesday. :(



[iParry117]

Weezy make me sad... :(

[lovephantomperson]

i sent this to my ex... :)

[something0705]

this video got more than the positive

[WheezyRevamped]

This video makes me dream of a better tomorrow... It's a wonderful place where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

[CrazyDancer71]

i got sad watching this and went back to the positive video

[PickleBerryPie]

YOU OWE US 3 VIDEOS!

[spartonabca]

@PickleBerryPie AGREED!!!!!

[DjBl4Nk]

YA come out with a new video GOD you SUCK, stinky ,GROSS DIRTY

[psychfanatic22]

Wheezy has no video D: I look forward to your videos everyday but you have no video so I am sad very sad :(

[Fitzy258]

thumbs up for Wheezy to make a new video

[zebrastower45]

No explosion Wednesday....not that it's a thing..but still. Epic sad face D:

[EverRoxas]

@zebrastower45 Not when he doesn't upload. :(

[persy99]

why havent you uploaded any new video Wheezy Waidoh

Hes died dun dun DUUN!

[mysticana900]

@persy99 .. What happens if he does die? :O

[persy99]

@mysticana900 Clones take over!

[mysticana900]

@persy99 Quiet clone FTW ;)

[kelpforestninja]

I cried of laughter at the scoffs

[idiotleboy]

where's your new video wheeeeeeezyyyyyy? I miss you D:

[illdosomecrazyshit]

derp derp 

[laurennicole706]

Where's explosion wednesday? (Not a thing yet) its not Wednesday anymore :(

[EverRoxas]

@laurennicole706 Only Explosion Wednesday when he takes the time to upload a video on Wednesday.

[Venifiction]

@EverRoxas Besides. It's not even a thing.

[DelDel009]

after this... i had to go back to the positive to feel better(;

[EnglishNerdfighter13]

The scoffing is hysterical.

[MrMk2gti]

Lmfao!

[Rabbitsketch]

Scarlett Johansson watched this video, you blew it Wheezy.

[jorch1220]

@Rabbitsketch can i have a link?

[Coraircate]

If Quiet Clone did this, I'd probably hang myself from depression.

[cuteleanne256]

Did you lose your wig or something Craig with a wig? ;)

[viddude5]

WHERES YOUR NEW VIDEOOOOO ??? ITS BEEN 4 DAYSSSS!!!!!!!!

[binshuwa]

no more explosion wednesday ;(?

my wednesday is over now

[EverRoxas]

@binshuwa Only Explosion Wednesdays when he uploads a video on Wednesday. *shrug*

[binshuwa]

@EverRoxas Yes.. so I noticed there isnt one this week.. cuz its been wednesday already. dont be such a smartass

[dannystrongstrong]

this has 18,000 more veiws than the postive video... hmm... what does that tell us? that people need more negativity in their life? or maybe they were just so offended that they just stopped watching wheezy and ran away crying.

[carosene]

@dannystrongstrong Morel likely because it was posted second and so it auto-played on his channel page. :)

[DaZerberus]

thats real "dirty talk" ^^

[KaTieDudeee]

lololololololol

[xXiDec]

lol .. he's bad at pretending not to like us :P

[alikidry]

are you sure we haven't met? i recognize that freakish tongue (from a distance).

[BigFoot8336]

4,504 people like to be hated by Craig

[mataduvor]

Oh god laught my ass off when you said "come on, you don't have any friends to send this to" LOL and i was thinking right before "who should i send this to..." and didn't come up with any names at all... XD

[TheAlexander56]

/watch?v=5NjnZ7NnzJA

[felixdahouserat]

193 ppl suck

[GameberrySmoothie]

At the end if you watch a prono with a girl masterbating alone and you hear him scoffing it would problably be really hot.

[DanaPattison]

Oh god craig WHERE ARE YOU? I'm gettting suicidal without your videos. for serious.

[jools1243]

uh :(

[122172639]

Sad human nature is sad. Always forcusing on the worldsuck and never focusing on the awesome. I think even annoying orange, while a better scoffer by far, likes everybody more than negative craig. So craggity. He must not have found his wig in all the boxes yet.

[heydud11]

like 20 000 more views then the positive

[KamarynIsThuper]

I keep going back and forth between Positive and Negative...

[mkarr22]

DER DER DER DER.

[PwninZombies]

Also, press 2 over and over to make Craig proclaim how stinky he is!

[PwninZombies]

*Shakes Head* One of your best sayings so far!

[absolutezero1000]

I love you too wheezy

[DytonBrothers]

Would have been awesome if this had the opposide thumbs up and thumbs down.

[WiilliConCarne96]

why did i just like this?? :L:L

[Easterblade]

Hey Craig! What if, let's say Scarlett Johansson would "accidently find"(Read "get linked to") this video? How do you think that would make her feel? Would you like to be the one making her feel that way? Now there are alot of bad people out there Craig. And at least one of them might just happend to link this video. But heh, what are the odds, right? ***Nervous Evil Laughter***

I'm just sayin'...

Actually I'm just joking :) Would be fun if you actually read this :D

[pennyprinsess]

1:55 Who else is thinking of Dolores Umbridge in AVPS? XD

[Chantillsy]

I hate you too...lol jk I LOVE YOU!! *runs off laughing* hehehehehehe

[RubixCuber365]

does anyone know where to send him a wink? or can't I anymore?

At first I found it a little amusing. Then