Eugene Mirman - Canada

[TheWickerMan1981]

RANGER TIME.

[djevidence]

you know what i like about Canada? the ganja!

[Bighonkinwalrus]

"That's an example of a made up language. One that's not spoken in Canada."

[JohnicYouth]

A Russian raving about Canada for an American record label.

Yep.

[Spieysgonnakickurass]

canada has some really ugly people

[Mangina9000]

@Spieysgonnakickurass He's not Canadian. He's a beloved underground comic who lives in New York.  I think he's from Boston or something.

[penisfuckeye]

@Mangina9000 He moved to the US from Russia when he was 4.

[Spieysgonnakickurass]

still doesn't stop canada from having ugly people =D

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

@Spieysgonnakickurass HEY ! We have hot people. Every country has ugly people...... except for Sweden.

[Spieysgonnakickurass]

lmao, people take this shit so seriously.

Let the trolling begin

I've seen your mom and she is fucking ugly as hell, even though she allowed me to fuck her in the ass.

Can't tell if she is canadian or swiss, though, because she doesn't look like an ape like most people in these countries, but is obviously just as ugly =D

[Spieysgonnakickurass]

@ThaOneChrisJONES why don't you find a hole where you can crawl into?

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

@Spieysgonnakickurass I read what you wrote and not a single fuck was given.

[Spieysgonnakickurass]

@ThaOneChrisJONES then why did you reply?

[mikline]

146 people didn't know you couldn't say suck a dick on television.

[Hemlockable]

146 people are jealous because they don't live in Canada!

[illustriouschin]

Canada fucked a snowman.

[GideonStargaze85]

"Don't know it!" haha

[skygazer19]

Hahaha, and we love you, Eugene.

[12StringGuitar]

The 142 people who disliked this are from Alabama.

[dammitstupidthing]

Canada's what happens when Love falls in Love....LOL

[pwoodson560]

CANADA SUCKS!

[heidihasthefloor]

"Like... if you come in speaking Japanese, they're not gonna be like 'no, don't know how to speak that'"

[tehsiege]

Canada is made out of rainbows that come from the sun shining through tears...of joy.

[xvxvcaspervxvx]

I think Canadians can watch this and laugh, but the moment someone says anything about the US its like they have to go to war about it! Its an obvious difference and a clear correlation of our nations behavior.

[windknife]

@xvxvcaspervxvx

Weird... cause when I see people bash about the US everyone usually agrees.

That makes me go :(

[bartonim]

@xvxvcaspervxvx I agree. We don't mind the gentle teasing. I used to love obscure Canadian references on American TV when I was growing up!

[thisisthejohnshow]

"that's an example of a made up language, one that's not spoken in canada"

[foilseal]

ha. thats one ugly jew

[mucasPARTSstudios]

Corrected* *Canada is over 15 vodkas old *Canada has over 200 million Vodkas *Canada is so big that if you threw Vodka at any other country, it would be bigger * What you call Doggie style, in canada they call Vodka Time * Did you know that Vodka is from Canada? * What I like about Canada is they basically dont investigate Vodka * Canaba da gaa maaah VODKA VODKA, Thats an example of a made up vodka *Alot of people make fun of Vodka because shes so old and talks about sex * SUPRISE IM VODKA!

[nexusbernie]

Ranger time ;)

[Sierra23z]

(With Canada's population you can't even get to the moon :/ Why? "Eh I don't know!")

CANADA'S #1!!!

[biglebowski123]

they basically don't investigate murder 

[Steeveriffic]

This is incredibly offensive. But only because it's so painfully dull and stupid.

[Wuhzman]

@Steeveriffic Just like you!

[mochopz]

Canada is like America except we dont have all your shitty shit.

[josh2ee]

@mochopz Are you calling black people "shitty shit"? Racist! :)

[mochopz]

@josh2ee well thats just mean.

i was clearly referring to rednecks, and former Bush supporters

[josh2ee]

@mochopz I'm pretty sure Canada has rednecks too, they just have a different accent. As for the no Bush supporters thing, that's probably only partially true. But what's definitely true is that Canada has plenty of political idealogues who believe that anybody who disagrees with them is an idiot. So, we're not so different after all. Canada is America without as much racial diversity. Or reasonably pleasant weather in the winter. Or global political importance :)

[mochopz]

Canada may have fewer minorities, but the difference is that we actually all live together here, we dont have black neighbourhoods, or white neighbourhoods. So we win. Reasonable weather? Alright. fuck you, your right LOL. Global importance? Oh your referring to bombing poor countries for fun who pose no threat, right, right. Canada is chilling. Were just minding our own business hanging out watching you idiots down south and laughing. You guys are like the circus and we gotta front row seat

[josh2ee]

@mochopz By global importance, I meant that no nation in the world, whether big or small, rich or poor, strong or weak, considers the opinion of the Canadians when making policy decisions. Nobody can say "hold on, let's not anger Canada" without laughing a little :)

[tjd92295]

@mochopz and you make up for it in drunks.

[thinman25]

Wow, this is like watching a monkey and a thesaurus have a fistfight

[Planetaryy]

amount of people taking this video seriously is worrying

[DrInfidel]

Arguably the worst 2 minutes uploaded on youtube

[shazam6875]

@1gorogoro1 Shut the fuck up

[britainfan4lyf]

surprise! im very close!! XD

[RainbowHanryu]

You guys only have 32 million people, 200 million was the population of the USA 1970.

[melmes]

We live in such a special country

[theblackparadeismyal]

Haha lol cute vid :)

[iankstarr]

"Surprise! I'm very close!" lmfao

[goodleshoes]

The last awkward three seconds is my favorite.

[15Mikedelta]

Lol one of the first videos on YouTube I got into.

[magily11]

I say we buy Eugene all the coke in the world, and then make him compare it to pepsi.

[jams61]

going to canada....is like going straight into the heart of a smile.

[AfterImage9]

@jams61

Canada sucks!

[buiscuitdoughandsman]

@AfterImage9 , you sir are a charlatan of the highest order and should retract your heinous slander besmirching the great white north before i am forced to slap you across your vile visage with my dinner gloves

[AfterImage9]

@buiscuitdoughandsman

Canada blows wang!!!

[buiscuitdoughandsman]

@AfterImage9 ,you inbred squirrel eating yank ! Canada does no such thing!

[AfterImage9]

@buiscuitdoughandsman

canada eats dick!!!!!!

[buiscuitdoughandsman]

@AfterImage9

quiet you festering pile of shit ! we incinerated the White House in 1814 and we'll do it again ! now cease your incessant drivel you ignorant , incestuous , episcopalian , homophobic , white robed barbarian .! your country is an open , festering sore on the face of the earth , spewing shit and fascist drivel across the decent , cultured nations of this world.

[AfterImage9]

@buiscuitdoughandsman

Canada swallows jizz!!! xD

[Toomapoosh]

i hate canada.

[jakespick]

Look I know you can't say "suck a dick" on television.

[Thugz4life204]

that was juss fuckin weird!!!

[PantherReignsSupreme]

Makes about as much sense as Canadian patriotism. I say this as a Canadian.

[Sorcoral]

Dr. Ruth is a legend

[Rainkitsune]

"When a dove... Puts down it's gun"

[corenothing]

No one pursues a career in Canada, Everyone just takes turns at every job, til death. That's why everything in Canada is horrible and lifeless.

[chrissepetis]

Your retarded, do research. I'm assuming your american because.... well... Your a retard. Don't make us canadians burn down your white house again.lol. Get a education.

[corenothing]

Hey, Butthead. Drive from Montreal to Toronto, then drive from NYC to DC, then tell me that your Mafia-planned roads and commerce aren't pathetic sickly puppies, to our awesome American Great Dane Scooby Doo Capitalistic system, you big jerk.

PS: good luck surviving a chronic disease in Canada, fart-face

[melmes]

@corenothing nothing you said made any sense

[corenothing]

@melmes you wish, nerd-burger, cos' I'mma sense-machine, and I will learn-on all of you, yes I'm the sense machine.

[cj402]

Yes, we should get "a" education. Nice job Canuk!

[cj402]

And it's "you're a retard", retard, not "your a retard". Were you in remedial class that day, chressepetis?

[melmes]

@corenothing wow yet another uneducated comment

[corenothing]

@melmes smooth move, exlax, BAM BAM BAM!

[CromwellDamuuga]

Its Ranger Time baby!!

[menijoe]

I'm gonna have to start using that term from now on.

[Rebel4Life69]

ROFL

[carlosgodoy1]

he's awesome. funny when he fondles the flag "Canada...I love you". and hey guys, Canada actually is pretty cool. as someone noted below, hes definitey underrated.

[trutheau]

He's not even Canadian, that's the funny part.

[theciscokid22]

they don't investigate murder ahahah

[AcadieNow]

asshat ? lol!!!!!

[vkenv]

Underrated comedian.

[maryisntgay]

i love canada, and i love this video.

[3seaw4dr]

This guy is fucking annoying.

[donalddub1970]

canada is america's hat

[karimoh1]

no america is canadas asshat

[FunkSquared]

when a dove puts down its gun

[hgh778]

i agree. wrong video for political discussion.

it's RANGER TIME!

[MAG00GE]

Why the Fuck can't I wacth all the sub pop video's in Canada Eugene! Come on Eugene, what the fuck is going on? Think we cant handle the awesome videos? BTW Canada loves you too!

[mkoll123]

no one cares about you canada defenders, its a freaken comedy video!! focus on how funny eugene is

[kfetter16]

lmao!.... WHAT?

[ranmore30]

dude this is fuking hilarious!!!

[vikram301]

this is the honest truth: canada is a country the world neighter cares about or thinks is important. canadians have a huge inferiority complex because they live next to the states. canadians love american products, music,movies,technology,stores­,restauraunts, etc. it might be hard to hear, but its the truth

[somoanuevos]

firmez  la bouche,

DOUCHE!

[vikram301]

hmmm. a french canadian. you make me laugh even more than normal canadians. hows is the separation going?

[duckstreet]

ha...fag

[vikram301]

lol, a canadian calling me a fag. oh the irony

[randomartist01]

@vikram301 The people I like to laugh at are the idiotic dot-heads who don't know a fucking thing about anything.

[cypbq]

"canada is a country the world neighter cares about or thinks is important."

Canada has the highest immigration per capita in the whole world and 79% of their export goes to the USA. ha!ha!ha!

[vikram301]

do you use microsoft windows or google? have you ever been to a wal mart? thank you for supporting american businesses

[cypbq]

79% of Canadian export goes to the USA. Thanking you for supporting Canadian businesses.

[cypbq]

Oil import in the USA:

CANADA 2,007

MEXICO 1,057

VENEZUELA 1,007

NIGERIA 877

SAUDI ARABIA 745

IRAQ 500

ALGERIA 404

ANGOLA 352

BRAZIL 269

[cypbq]

COLOMBIA 260

RUSSIA 229

KUWAIT 148

EQUATORIAL GUINEA 132

ECUADOR 131

UNITED KINGDOM 72 

Thank you for supporting the Canadian economy.

[vikram301]

the difference between your exports and ours is that, we rape your environment, get cheaper gas prices, and much of your resources are controlled by American companies. thank you for letting us ruin your country.

[cypbq]

Ruined? ha!ha! Where? Lol What is Shell doing in the USA? Ever heard Shell Oil's polybutylene lawsuit in the USA? Ever heard of Shell's infringements of the Clean Air Act in the USA? Ever heard of the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska? Man, youre such a clown! Ha!ha! High gass prices? Its called taxes dummy, you know what you use to pay off debts and to provide people with free health care? Oh wait... youre still working on that in the USA? Wow.... now wonder why YOU feel so inferior...

[cypbq]

Btw, how high is your natual debt actually? Oops, sorry that was mean of me! What did you say? You own the fastest growing economic power the most money? Wow, that doesn't sound very promising now doers it? hehe

Our oil controlled by American companies? ha!ha!Ha! Do some research and Google for "Fundamentals of Oil & Gas Accounting", because obviously you're clueless when it comes to this subject hehe The more you talk, the more your lack of education shows hehe , please continue!

[vikram301]

thanks for letting us rape your environment and get gas at much cheaper prices. thank you for using american products

[cypbq]

Canada has all the oil (2nd after Saudi Arabia) and America has all the profits? Wow, aren't you living in fantasy world! ha!ha!ha!

[melmes]

@vikram301 are you aware of how close you live? It's our environment. And you just provided living proof that Americans are children who can't seem to take care of themselves, they need to have everyone else pay the consequences

[karimoh1]

sorry guys not all canadians have sticks up their arses

[trutheau]

He's not Canadian.

[sarasweetness1]

im moving to alberta from the states. im excited :]

:O SURPRISE IM VERY CLOSE.

ps. eugene mirman cracks me uuuup

[littlelotr]

CANADA FTMFW!

[Nikkiperson2]

1:15, I couldn't stop laughing, it's just so random!

[whuaaaa]

1:19 lol

[mcboltron]

happy canada day!

[shindak666]

They basically don't investigate murder! Lol Eugene... Baahahahahahahha

[xmedical420Marijuana]

Canada , Eugene and marijuana = smile...lol

[tjd92295]

ur just wrong (and im american)

[Nekronn]

surprise! i'm very close!! =)))))

[hotpocketstastgood66]

Canada is hilarious

[warriorofwrestling]

What money? You paid youtube for the privelege of watching this video? Because the rest of us didn't have to, dude. Who told you you had to pay?

[koz233]

Is the similarity with Jon Lajoie's short-clip-montage-videos a coincidence?

[JuanT42]

There seems to be a lot of that around the YT and the web. I think it's just a consequence of editing and performing for a web cam. I couldn't imagine memorizing those lines and delivering them in one take. Even people who read off the screen while recording have to make their videos in clips sometimes.

[ohughes3]

fuking hilarious!!! LOL

[soxpatsicecream7]

Canada is pretty badass

[maloufy]

One of the things I love about Canada is.....they basically don't investigate murder

[sidimoloud]

hh looooool just joking , fuck me , i am famous looooool

[bcjr2]

Your from the us you dumb ass American!

Stop spouting shit about my country!

If I lived in Vancouver I'd come over and kick your ass...

but I live like 9000km away so no worries man.

Peace

[CWOLF28]

oh damn you canadians are so scary

look at your flag, ITS A FUCKING LEAF

WHAT ARE YOU GUNA DO? DRY UP AND BLOW AWAY?

[theblackparadeismyal]

hmm... Americans are way too full of themselves. Here's a useful tip: There are thriving countries other than America!

[CWOLF28]

yeah, but there not as kick ass as America

lets look at the facts:

Chuck Norris is from America

John Wayne is from America

Clint Eastwood is from America

and Duke Nuken is from America

America wins :D

[soxpatsicecream7]

you are a dumbass

[PeeteyP]

SO...?

Some people are from America.

[theblackparadeismyal]

ok.... Neil Young and Pamela Anderson and Russel Peters are from Canada

There are obviously others, but just to show that there are famous people not from America

Who else is from America? Miley Cyrus! Good job, America *sarcastic*

[theblackparadeismyal]

you're still on that? I totally forgot about it until just now. I really don't care anymore. later.

[warriorofwrestling]

Actually, Hitler was Austrian. Shitty example

[Vailence136]

u forgot Bruce Lee and Metallica and i dont think Pamela Anderson is such a good example of people from Canada besides her animal rights activism

[unsureandunaware]

Pamela Anderson is Canadas greatest export.

[rt16]

William Shatner is from Canada.

Fail sandwich for you, my friend.

[BIGJOHNSONxPWNS]

i like cheese.

[cem2k8]

1:14

LOOL

[happygolucky002]

canada sucks

[xoTossTossxo]

SURPRISE IM VERY CLOSE!! LOL

[Sandwichesaregood418]

Eugene Mirman is a very sick man. and also very entertaining.

[KurtsABCs]

Wow guys come Eugene Mirman is HILARIOUS!!

[punkre435]

RANGER TIME

[justinseiko]

lets go paint the town red, lets go paint the town red

[splittingheads]

brilliant.

[ariathemagnificent]

shut the fuck up anyone who doesnt think this is funny

OMFG THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

0:57-1:02 of the video = BAHAHHAHAHAHA

and 1:14-1:17 = OH MY GOD AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

"they basically dont investigate murder..."

"what you call doggy style in canada its called RANGER TIME"

OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO IS PRICELESS.

[skulleton]

what? you saying its funny doesnt make it funny

[animeluver1134]

Surprise! I'm very close! lololololol

[slizzler1]

200 million Canadians he says??? lol

[Prestone91188]

i saw this guys stand up on comedy central and he is very funny

[JayRebel]

Don't forget we don't say camel toe, we say moose knuckle. LOL

[bradleymac92]

Eugene your a great person for loving Canada...and because you are hilarious.

[KevinBrault]

thank you

[phishyjo]

"surprise i'm very close now" funny shit

[immortalizer08]

Eugene mirman is the shit! i will fight every one of you dane cook loving faggots under me!!!

[Ppascoe]

tsk tsk

you couldnt be more wrong

if i were you id probably kill myself now...

you know.. save yourself some time