10 ways to tell if you're a noob (Official HH Video)

[JamesTheWho]

amazing still :3

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

and the added ability to make smoothies

[cameron1898]

"ya thats right i wear... wait what" lol that funny stuff right there

[95mewmew]

hahaha dat music :DDD me likey dat stuff ya did!!

[supershooper9000]

but....i like the sword...

[TonyTDony]

Hollywood halo: always loved it, alwats will

[Scorch1494]

Nostaligaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a :D

[FBproductions7]

i really miss the original xbox days

[NuggetBlubber]

lol the voice masking one is hilarous I remeber everyone used to use that when I first got xbl

[laggyteabag]

Oh the nostalgia

[happyhellday3]

goodbye imsuck

[blingblingize]

I just sat here and read CaptainMalloy and Starlessmarios "fight"… three months after. I wasted 5 minutes reading repetitive statements and all I learned was that some people sit at their computers and wait for the other person to reply to their comments. Sadface :( but I like the video. I watched this first like 4 years ago.

[ht448]

hey i have more than 5 numbers!!! but its becouse i wanted my name lol

[Sonnybear7]

thumbs up if you know what the guy was saying

[IAlmostEnjoiSkating]

Fucking nostalgia.

[FBproductions7]

i want oringinal xbox back!

[ForgersProduction]

@postaboii204 You got the first comment on the first ImSuck vid ever. Lucky man

[MaliciousWeasl]

I own at territories...

[aCroatianSensation]

"I can't crack the code." hahaha

[MrRobbiii3]

you know when your a noob if you make 10 ways to tell if your a noob

[ForgersProduction]

@MrRobbiii3 This is possibly the best video in Halo of all time. HOW DARE YOU

[Kawiman04]

I agree with Wolfking (even if I can't reply somehow). The definition for "noob" is a new player to the game. Technically, we ARE all noobs at one point.

[peanutbuttajelly96]

@Kawiman04 No no... that's "newb". Noob is completely different.

[EvmanX]

the sword isnt my balanced weapon, but it is awsome

[PIKACHU49386]

Halo 2 needs to come to the market... But make it a port to the 360 so we can play on XBL. I'm sick of using XBConnect.

[Gligar13Vids]

@PIKACHU49386 Use xlink kai.

[RaYxRaY559]

Every time i watch these videos from hollywood halo i remember the old good and fun times halo 2 was!

[Inikalord]

@RaYxRaY559 True dat! Halo 2 will always remain one of the greatest in the franchise.

[MrMacSpiffy]

"Pistol... four shot... scope... silencer... you're a noob." *fast forward four years later*

"Now, a great addition to Halo 3: ODST!"

My god... it all makes sense now.

[JackN1mble]

I stilll love this video. It's been around 5 years since i've seen this. Reminds me how fun halo 2 is.

[MegaSonicNinja]

How old-are you

[oh7mak]

I want a scoped smoothie maker

[Amanwithnoidentity]

First machinima video I ever watched way back when on gamespot. Good times man, good times.

[Decamator11]

wtf i love using the sword as my balance weapon though! (NOOB)

[gokuandvegetass2]

GUYS STOP IT!!!!

[gwynnelol]

That smoothies idea does seem preety good

[BackupDeath]

try 1234

[777Revolutionary]

Whats the song at the end?

[starlessmario]

the guy who owns at territories sounds like the scout from team fortress 2 XD

[xmikerinehartx]

what happened to these guys?

[CaptainMaloy1001]

You are a noob in halo, if you play halo at all.

[starlessmario]

@CaptainMaloy1001 if you dont like the game why do you watch a video on it retard

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@starlessmario You really want to know? Because this is America. Halo sucks dick, and you all should know. let the hate begin. Liston, i can give you PLENTY of reasons on how this game is just some half-ass, back-way, shooter.

[starlessmario]

@CaptainMaloy1001 um if you have not noticed halo is played by millions around the world and i was just saying if you hate the damn game dont watch a video on it

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 Because this is America.... No, in fact, it's the internet.

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@starlessmario I wanted to see if the game had improved any. Clearly not, as its still filled with tiny kids, complete faggots, and lifeless asswipes. its just a back-ass shooter.

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 This is Halo 2....

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Carnageloser7 My point is, That Halo in general, is a VERY, Half-ass, Back way, shooter.

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 Your obviously fucking stupid

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Carnageloser7 Your Fucking stupid to be suckered in by bungee's failed attempt at making games. it's all the same shit every new game.

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 Did I ever say I bought every new game?

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Carnageloser7 uhh, kid? when did i EVER ask you, wherever i cared or not?

[starlessmario]

@CaptainMaloy1001 dude i dont give a flying crap if you like or hate halo all i said was why the fuck do you watch a video on something you think is gay

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 If you noticed this is a video from 2006 about Halo 2. Your seeing if its improved any? Then go check out the newest halo game. Damn.

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Carnageloser7 Yeah, they added a class system, and it still sucks, if not it's ever worse.

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 Its not supposed to be realistic or like CoD or anything. It just depends on what your into.

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@Carnageloser7 COD is even worse! id play halo over COD. and they both still suck. you want to know what i play? either battle field, or TFC.

[Carnageloser7]

@CaptainMaloy1001 Oh man I love battlefield best game imo

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@starlessmario I don't give a crap on what you ask. don't get all butt-hurt over something i say over the internet. if your losing that much sleep over it, get a life! because nobody cares. i have my own reasons for watching "Gaylo" videos.

[starlessmario]

@CaptainMaloy1001 woah dude dont crap yourself trying to insult me lets just end this here

[CaptainMaloy1001]

@starlessmario Hey, step by step. you started it. but, your right. enjoy Gaylo.

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

thanks for making a monsters video

[butkiicker]

I miss all the good times on Halo....... most of you know what I mean

[Kano7713]

pffff whatever..... smoothies are badass

[lilg840]

free replay button 0:00

[alexander3473]

If you think the pistol should have added the ability to make smoothies.....You are a noob :)))))) That's the best one!

[Wolfking210]

Y do people take the piss out of newbs we r all newbs at one point

[MrGhostly12321]

@Wolfking210 not newbs, noobs. A Newb is when you are new the game, noob is when you just naturrally suck.

[xXkritozXx]

@Wolfking210 your talking about newbies, we were not all once noobs

[dragon2060]

@Wolfking210 being a newb and being a new player are not the same like to players one like a captain or somthing higher like that and you are a bad okay then noob bitch is bitching but if your like just got the game your a new player cus you dont know how to play but if your not new and still suck your noob also team killing for no reason

shit like that

[SgtEaglefort]

@Wolfking210 - Not newbs. Noobs. Difference!

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@Wolfking210 Because sadly, some people stay noobs (half of MW3 players...)

[ShilohProductionsUSA]

@Wolfking210 Not newb, noob.

[Hitman47ful]

sims 1 song

[f0ngtasticXD]

1:00 I did that today but with a DMR x)

[towler900]

hay imsuck you suck

u homo

lol

k

[RoNYo1324]

go get a lifeee -____- halo kids 

[EndoNGB]

@RoNYo1324 Obvious FailTroll is Obvious

[petethethirdboo]

3:20 You mean like the ODST pistol? LOL

[Proudrebel7]

I think the smoothie attachment would be pretty epic xD

[crazykiller343]

Lol odst has scope and silencer on 

[Anthony13USA]

the pistol has a scope in reach again, i guess bungie are noobs now XD

[JetFire2012]

lmao pink ribbon XD

[SPARTAN117129]

crap i like pink ribbons and smoothies

[halo3fan101]

call me a noob but i want a magnum that can make smoothies:)

[KingJords360]

LOL sims music in Background

[CombatArmsBeast2727]

hahahaha

[rec0nflamer223]

well then im a noob because who wouldnt want a pistol that can 4-shot, has a scope, and a silencer, and make smoothies! i mean really, count me as a noob because its smoothie time!

[slater768]

good my gt is the same name as my youtube name

[metalupyourass666]

the goooood old days

[rockmanmikey]

lol... why can't my magnum make smoothies?

[ultraplatnumman]

awwwwww my gt is ultraplatnumman578784865735828­3836654799943039 lol

[mrkilluminatix]

Yall r hollarius, this makes me tear up remembering the good days of life when they were halo 2 and we were ignorant to all the complicated better stuff now. I miss the simple times... sigh...

[507supercross]

i think you guys are the noobs

[VuRTgaming]

Those were the days...

[OmegaTrooper1]

Noob combo is an overcharged plasma shot then a melee

[Casandraelf]

...what exactly is a noob combo?

[megamuffin15]

@Casandraelf Plasma Pistol overcharge, then quick BR headshot.

In Halo 2, that could kill in about 1/8 of a second.

[Mammoth122]

thats right!! Lil pink ribb- HEY WHAT?

[katanamaster996969]

btw im jk

[katanamaster996969]

wtf isa noob combo

[wackylazyboy]

first noob sound like he/shes been playing to mutch worms

[facupay123]

That song was in the first Sims!

[spikessis]

what does HBO and Pink ribbons your hair have to do wit halo 2 and being a noob?i dunno but its hilarious.i know im not a noob though.and i play halo 2 on the pc.i dont do any of those things.we dont even have HBO so what do i care. :D

[ww2gunfight]

does anyone else think its weird that "your a noob if the pistiol needs to four shot and needs a silencer and a scope" when in odst it was really powerful and had a scope and silencer. Still waiting for smoothie attachment ;D

[Maxcom12]

woo! Hollywood Halo you guys are like legendary!

[PURDYjr]

bungie needs to put battle creek in halo reach

[mndeer29]

U a level 40, but you suck

Franksixer: OMG GUYS STOP IT MY COMPUTER FROZE. OH THANK YOU, OK I'LL JUST op- NO OH MY GOOOOD. LOL cant get enough of Frank

[Pwnage2211]

i own at terratories... lol

[bonkuraysan]

wait who wouldnt want a pistol that can make smoothies. tht wud b awsome

[SuperflyPownzYou]

kinda funny because they gave the pistol a silencer in odst...and a scope in reach lol

[MrJustmeinspace]

9 and thats why they made odst XD

[SGTCloudrunner]

Wow, this video makes me nostalgic.

[butcherkid9000]

sooooo being GOOD at a gametype (territories) means your a noob...you are a dumbass...

[PURDYjr]

@butcherkid9000 wow.......

[TheStarWarsGuru]

Looks like 213 people have more than 5 numbers in there gamer tag.

[Kawiman04]

@TheStarWarsGuru looks like 218 people have pink ribbons in their hare.

[crazytaco23]

WHAT!? But I WANT the silenced 4-shot, scoped, smoothie making plasma pistol...

[FactnFict]

You know you fail at making a name when you have more than 2 numbers in your Gamertag...

[MrSplitLickety]

@FactnFict Most names are taken.....

[Buzzwick250]

@MrSplitLickety Not unless your name is utter gibberish or is something you came up with on your own....

[aboodmassad]

man i hate halo

[skykid720]

"dude. you sound like my 100 year old grandma, and she's dead."

"NOOH IH DONT"

[redbeansandrice223]

ahh i member this, i subd to this haha

[rickhxc]

213 noobs missed the like button

[orkkilla5589]

whats the noob combo

[ma1ikb]

@orkkilla5589 i think its the plasma pistol and any machine gun

[NightmareLink561]

@orkkilla5589 You charge up a plasma pistol, Then once they have no shields left, you use a Battle Rifle, or a Magnum for a headshot.

[taccobell9]

i am a noob in all ten was

[ScrotumlessMonkey]

but seriously what is hbo?

[mctonyger]

jimmy eat world yay

[Emcmillin09]

I want pistol smoothies :(

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

Is this Sims Music in the background?! xD

[nunabody]

god i love this video haha. good times

[guycoolSpore]

your a noob if you wear pink ribbons in your hair,like Fred over there.

Fred:thats right,your a noob if-wait WHAT??

[bigarm4598]

i cant stop watching the level 40 one lolololoololol

[onlinegamersocomftb2]

ya these guys are nice to new players

[Saber7K]

Kneegrowhater your a faggot go hate elsewhere

[kneegrowhater1834]

@Saber7K im not your dad bitch

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 umm you said im not your dad i think u meant to say your not my dad

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb shut the fuck up bitch go play lone wolves with a shotgun bitch

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 no one plays lone wolves anymore

(shows how much you know)

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb go watch your High School Musical 4 trailer faggot

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 OOOOKKKKKKKK first of all watch it before you judge its not even high school musical its a parody of beveraly hills chuiaia(cant spell lol) high school musical and college road trip who in hell looks on pages just to bag on what i watch Go watch your damn sex dance

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb your mom likes it up the ass horchata (whore shut the fuck up)

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 you know what i am going to be the bigger man and say LEAVE ME FUCK ALONE BABY DICK

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb trust me when I say that "your mom knows im bigger" and thats a fact faggot boy.

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN I END THIS FIGHT

[kneegrowhater1834]

@Saber7K your dad takes it up the ass fagget ass bitch

[NemesisTheZombieKing]

Idk about the smoothie pistol part...that would be awesome XD

[halofreak0103]

i found out number 11, (warning troll nearby) you make this video

[InfumousSkullCream13]

ha! the four letter code is most likely NOOB

[theTicklemehellmo]

@InfumousSkullCream13 or 8, 2 0's,and another 8

[kneegrowhater1834]

All you guys suck dick just like your moms

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 are you made because you failed the test awwwww baby need a bottle XD no need to get so mad

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb its mad retard and if i was a noob how come i raped your ass?

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 DAMN DUDE YOU RAPED MY ASS first ur a noob now ur a fag man you need help XD

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb obviously if you could tell im just trying to see how far you will go for a stupid cause like calling me a "noob" I could really care less what you think of me and btw your insults fail and its not cool when you put "XD" on your own comments loser

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb im not gettin mad obviously im just trolling your ass and if i had anger management problems im pretty sure i'd be screaming at my computer not typing stupid and yes your not cool because you called someone a "noob" and getting obsessive over a stupid comment that i put retard, and dont single yourself out because obviously i put "All" and no one else bothered to reply stupid ass

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb You need to stop taking everything over the internet to heart obviously when i wrote this i didnt have you in mind retard

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 again why are you so fast to insult did it slip when you called me retarted

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb nope, i mean look at the way you spell "retarted" and its spelled "retarded" People must be called what they are

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 man you need to be quiet you at like you never messed up on a word

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb so far i haven't and whats wrong? Baby need his bottle? :p

[ma1ikb]

@kneegrowhater1834 yea ok what are the odds that your like the only person in the world who never messed up on a word

[kneegrowhater1834]

@ma1ikb All I Have To Say Is EAT A BAG OF BABY DICKS BITCH!!!!

[AlphaWolf428]

@kneegrowhater1834 wow this has been goin on for a while.

[xIsteelerIx]

@kneegrowhater1834 Well you actually didnt capitalize the "s" in "so" and you also didnt capitalize th "i" so you messed up there. Btw dont bother correcting me because I dont give a shit I just wanted to point out that you do mess up.

[kneegrowhater1834]

@xIsteelerIx steelers suck dick

[xIsteelerIx]

@kneegrowhater1834 Your just mad cause I made you feel dumb, and since you are dumb your opinion doesnt matter. I win

[kneegrowhater1834]

@xIsteelerIx Yup I'm dumb. How does that you make smarter than me if your wasting your time on a dumb person. When you learn how to insult people the correct way then try again. You suck dick for a fucking living like your fagget ass dad.

[xIsteelerIx]

@kneegrowhater1834 Sorry but I won, too late.

[kneegrowhater1834]

@xIsteelerIx steelers still suck dick

[AoStheclan]

@kneegrowhater1834 FYI The steelers is one of the best teams in the NFL... How do they suck? How many superbowl rings do we have? 3, no 4! wait... i think 5... oh yeah! 6 BABY 6! Well I'm ready for the inevidable slew of comments in my inbox so go ahead people!

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

YAY! Im not a n00b! thx imSuck.

[50bento]

hbo really 

[who8mahbacon]

1:42 did he say suck it red? RvB ftw