John Pinette at his finest

[affluentmel]

You're great!

[Damoria888]

Wow, he has lost a lot of weight. Good for you John!

[mattbmattb]

meh

[kiraman16]

What the fuck? whats with everyone tro9lling him on his weight??? he makes jokes about it for chrisake! he is THE funniest guy EVER.

[higoshimaru]

HA Mont-Gabriel. Right near my country house

[taniacorbeil]

u fukin fat ass

[anotherrandomnobody]

@taniacorbeil Nice spelling you got there

[doomie316]

@taniacorbeil You fucking imbecile

[MLadyKlee]

Oh wow! I do see he lost a lot of weight, and god, yes I see it in your face.

[turboboy0]

Funny guy

[14ByTheSword]

This guy is soo funny. One of those guys you wish you knew in person.

[TonoFonseca]

What year was this?

[speeddammit]

One of the best in the business!

[Dionysos37]

John you're the greatest! Courage and real wit----wow.

[TradeMartin]

Enjoyed it.....!!!

[mocus1]

Eat Broccorri !!

[Mickr4]

yooohhh biguboy ! XD

[Frogtalkin]

If you still like dane cook, go watch Simon Sez! Dennis Rodman mo fo

[pettaw]

we have beenlaughing at this guy for years.. "eat brocolli"!

[randallschecter]

@pettaw brocorri

[whitemoonwolf13]

he's gotten thinner.

[specialks1953]

He is rally good, that's for sure! Never heard of him till a friend posted this link.I hope he is still going! Too lazy to look, too many other things going on. Great Guy!

[OjaiRoy]

"Oh my God I can't believe I ate all that chow may hey look they brought egg rolls!"

[Bultaco15]

35 people have no sense of humour

[TheAmazingRace2012]

@Angerfist2 Yeah white is a color, scientifically. This is because light is white and contains all the colors. You ever see a prism? Or a Pink Floyd shirt? But artistically, people call white the absence of color because black is all the colors mixed together on paper. Really in physics, red, yellow and blue aren't even the primary colors.

[TheAmazingRace2012]

@AkiAMV Heck yeah learnt is a word. It's not "learn't" because it's not a contraction. It's a past participle of learn, but we usually just use learned now because we're American. And it's easier to say, I think.

[MrHotwheelz7]

Just for Laughs- wherre americans get famous in canada!

[Taranis2734]

So good..

[whynotbig]

maybe he should voic petter griffon

[NeverDoinNuthin]

"Eat brakree...you scare my wife (shakes fist)" LMFAO!!! XD

[wallsk8r]

he is probably my new favorite comedian XD

[AkiAMV]

@Angerfist2

They must be, because you don't know proper English. "learn't" is not a word.

[Angerfist2]

white isn't a color

[nailertn82]

@Angerfist2 Yes it is, you should pay attention in class.

[Angerfist2]

@nailertn82

Then why are there Black&White televisions in the past, and COLOUR televisions.

Just a simple example

[nailertn82]

@Angerfist2 Because calling them "television capable of displaying colours other than shades of grey" would be cumbersome. By your logic grey isn't a colour either. I suggest you don't use product names to argue estabilished laws of physics. Read any article on light dispersion if you want to understand how it works.

[Angerfist2]

@nailertn82

Damn! In that case they do some horrible teaching at my former high school. Because that is the place where I learnt this shit.

[SolidGold1980]

you here 4 owahhh!

[FattyZee]

SHHHH AHHH!!!!

[ultimateproton]

the ffirst time i saw him was on comics unleashed. i wrote his name down on a piece of paper so i could never forget

[TheCobra172]

I was laughing so hard I farted, o wait are farts supposed to be lumpy

[diditanddone]

@Martyeffinmar Go back to your Dane Cook, asshole.

[Ryuukazi]

@diditanddone Who? lmao

[buffpants22]

@Martyeffinmar You must be dead, i morn your passing

[Mynxor]

@Martyeffinmar poor soul...

[lawdog43494]

He reminds me of Buddy Hackett only with a cleaner vocabulary.

[ryanellis000]

I love that this guy is not dirty. It's so refreshing!!

[Ryoushadow]

YOU EAT RIKE FREE WIRRY

[davehn1]

John is awesome

[phillippepe]

" I don't even see the speedo"  XD i rofl'd myself then.

[littlemissy251]

Love it so funny. :):)

[Sticky122333]

I wish I read the description first!!!:(

[UrSoMeanBoss]

@Sticky122333 looolll

[Ladder1]

He is awesome if you can go to his show. One of my top fav comedians

[mrItaly5544]

toooooo funny

[mrItaly5544]

toooooo funny

[stevenp25100]

really can see it in his face lol



[labranche18]

he said theyre starving in africa. I said listen pal ive been here all day hahaha classic pinette

[jasonlammons]

"I looked like an avalanche"!!lol

[blordblord623]

He has the best delivery I've ever heard for a comedian, and a good actor. The way he acts mad about the salad makes it so much more funnier

[lamnad]

MSG removes the brains ablity to say your full, so, yes, they do put something in it.

[DarkPegasus87]

Prime rib and pork chops and scampi...Oh My! LOL!!!

[Dragonlover1512]

Fee Weewee!! Fee weeeeweeee!!!!! Oh forget it we see die hard with the vengance !

[harmonizethelord9]

Fat comedians-3

[cavalierfan1995]

YOU GO NOW!!!!!

YOU HERE 4 HOUR!!!!

[titant75]

he did say son of a b%$^#

[BrooklynAlchemist]

@titant75 yeah but the real meaning of bitch is female dog.

[wulfiebear]

32 people marked this as a DISLIKE?? Come on, J. Pinette is FUNNY!!

[ju5sk]

"salad's not food, salad comes WITH the food! salad is a promissory note that says, 'Food will soon arrive!'" - 7:27 ahaha! he looks PISS too! wtf moments <3

[platinum2021]

22.95 all you can sushi is GREAT, Where is this place.

[BigTallRob18]

Just press 8 over and over again. Let the laughs roll.

[Stn3dRaid3r]

I get hungry when I watch his funny ass

[Darthsantana]

he has lost weight since then

[m0rningw00d2]

30 people are faggs



[themicle1]

He is unbelievably funny. ;D

[ViperSniper0081]

the funny thing about the water park story, u can actually picture all that happening 2 him which just makes it that more funny

[diez1987]

wow he has really lost a lot of weight since this act. Good for u dude! hes still funny as hell

[blkngld12]

I love Fee Wirry

[MrTommyCanada]

I saw this dude at Faniel Hall in Boston on New Years Eve a few years ago. Funny as hell, had me crying!

[seeyouinthecorners]

John Pinette is my hands down favorite standup comic. I've had the immense pleasure of seeing him on two occasions at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA. He was hilarious. My cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

One of the few comics who can be funny without being vulgar or controversial.

[pressadopressa]

love this video

[sch88]

ricolaaa!! ricolaaa!!!! XD

[sch88]

ricola!! ricola!!! XD

[Raven4hunting]

its not a sliiiiiiiiide!

[mongrelbreed81]

nay nay lol i'll leave my balls here on the platform and pick them up on the ride back... Damn this guy is funny!!!

[ApocalypticJoker]

29 people don't eat brocory and scare ma wife

[TheARCHxENEMY]

29 people are buffet owners and they had John at their buffets! LOL

[ZambakComedy]

has he ever told a joke that wasn't about being a fat guy? not trying to be a jerk or anything, i'd actually be curious to see it.

[steveo288]

Sounds like a laugh track added here and that's not cool.

[jleb310ce]

"got yelled at againnnn" lol!

[excarman]

love his take on buffet

[quomjaytuvi]

Which video is it were Pinette sings Micheal Jackson's song from Free Willy?

[caininefriend]

he is one of the funniest comics i have seen love him

[zebibey]

i wonder wat the 29 people were thinkin wen they hit the "unlike" button!

[ATeamsHannibal]

i dont know why but, this guy is hilarious

[Angerfist2]

he's fat as hell in this standup

[WFAMoFo]

@Angerfist2

So what? He's still funny as Hell.

[odmcarp]

lmao $22.95 you can throw this on the grill

[drummerman324]

29 people leaked through their diapers and got mad

[TheAlexCaldwell]

Wow hes lost ALOT of weight since then

[dlewis1773]

Have to keep replaying 7:31 over and over and i crack up every time. "Salad's not food! Salad comes with the food!!!"

[PaulW98Z]

just my opinion, but I think the top 3 comedians out right now are john Pinette, Frank Caliendo and Jeff Dunham. They are all just HILARIOUS!!!

[oddmott]

One of the best acts of all time. I can't believe there are 29 morons out there who gave this a thumbs down. I've seen it a dozen times over the last decade... and every time it sucks me in and picks me right up. Amazing.

[verhappytoast]

eat veggie, you scare my wife. I almost pissed himself

[bbrian07]

a million stars

[spongebonn]

28 people =Not good??!  FAIL!!!!!

[Hockeyfam2]

One of the Funniest I have heard!

[shanoova]

am i the only one who sees a strange resemblance to this and the movie norbit i mean the jokes. John pinette should sue for gods sake, eddie murphy owes him some money in my apinion!

[RoseHathaway2]

@shanoova not eddie murphy, but the screen writers. They write everything, eddie only has input

[HamonLord]

I liked how he sung from 1:17 to 1:23 and I also liked his chinese/japanese accent impersonations.

[GIChiyo]

He has actually lost a lot of weight since then

[dima9944]

I love this guys comedy!

[gameralways1]

damn he was big

[seeget]

eat brok-ri :P

[Emperor00id]

I've got Blackjack! Its $9.95 for all you can eat,lets see who wins THIS handout! This guy is WAY too funny,no one talks about food and the experience of various restaruants like he does.

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

I like this guy and Gabriel Iglesia, Ralphie May. You can be funny without saying fu?k every 3 seconds or screaming like the joke stealing no funny Carlos Mencia who sucks so damn hard or Dane Cook who is just terrible.

[princespinkerbel]

Perfect mix of John Pinette

[ngml320]

He is soooooo funny

[Ronin765]

"salad's not food!! Salad comes WITH the food!!!" lol every time I hear that it just cracks me up!

[wanaplayrough]

this guy makes me hun

[TheLousyCafe1960]

The late comic legend Groucho Marx said if you have to be dirty to be funny, then you aren't funny. How refreshing to hear clean comedy. You can be extremely funny and NOT be dirty. Love John P. I discovered him on XM Radio while traveling for my job. He made those dreary miles extremely enjoyable.

[AdmiralLife]

@TheLousyCafe1960 He'd have problems with Gilbert Gottfried and Joan Rivers then.

[fasterkillpussycat2]

I love ihm!!

[deelovesdis]

watched with my daughter! imagine a funny guy who isnt cursing or saying gross things and you pee yourself he is sooo funny! love it!

[icyhell1]

i know, i love this guy so much

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

My sides hurt XD

Thank =SO= much for sharing this with us!

[MrTrig84]

Genius

[ZakkandtheJ]

thats you eat liek free willy LOL

[barilli71]

Funny ass stuff!!! Peed a little laughing so hard !!!

[veedubyuh82]

no cursing AND he's funny??!! a lot of todays 'comedians' can learn from j.pinette..5****

[ShadowHnt3r]

@veedubyuh82 brian regan is the same too, he doesnt swear either!

[gadigadigadigadi]

@veedubyuh82 only niggers need cursing to sound funny...

[CrimsomLeo]

@veedubyuh82 well there is some swearing but not like some today

[zannimask]

@veedubyuh82 He does swear in some routines, but it's really rare

[ryudragon7]

@veedubyuh82 he curses some

[jordano6]

@veedubyuh82

Son of a Bitch isn't a swear word? You clearly don't listen very well.

[jordano6]

@veedubyuh82

Son of a bitch isn't swearing?

[jleb310ce]

@veedubyuh82 Brian Regan is hilarious too and doesn't swear! :)

[ngdubz]

@veedubyuh82 Brian Regan can make the same claim.

[TheBulletproductions]

@veedubyuh82 idk... theres a few explitives along the way, but he keeps it mostly clean... i say 4 1/2 for the few words

[Lemonade908]

@veedubyuh82 Actually he does curse on occasion...

[Lemonade908]

@veedubyuh82 Actually he does curse on occasion...Brian Regan will too.

[SloppyManwich]

@veedubyuh82 Like what, gain 600 pounds and make fat jokes about yourself? He's not that funny, just funny looking.

[mrskatys]

@SloppyManwich , you jus dont have a sense of humor 

[SloppyManwich]

@mrskatys Sure I do. I laugh at fat people all the time.

[docrichie9]

He is one of the funniest guys I have ever seen....AND I'm glad he lost some weight....hopefully he'll be making us laugh.....nay, nay....crack up for years and years to come.

He is so talented....AND he can sing...what a voice....and his impressions/dialects are awesome....what a perfect Ewok.

Funny, funny, funny......

[gera562prmnt]

"And I hit the water! Those people shouldnt of been there" Hahahahah!!!

[TubeWall]

Saw him last night at Caroline's in NYC on Broadway. He was awesome! My abs are still hurting from laughing so hard! One of my favorite comedians for sure!

[MrDragontamer2009]

This guy is an exelent comidien. He is just hilarious, I heard a joke that was absolutely funny, he said "I couls fart in this store and break a thousand dollars worth of wine glasses" I cracked up laughing. He is a natural.

[theETOkid1]

wow he's lost a lot of wait since this.

[Nevermindstudios]

Nay nay!!

[sarakai]

LOL.... got yelled at again.

[joey606]

best ewok impression ever

[yyzllp]

Glad he lost some weight...we'll have him around awhile!

[NPC514]

I saw him last night at the Palace in Detroit. Him and Bill Engvall. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[jeffsomer]

LOL

[jhalas20]

The good news is you can have all the salad you want......"I don't want any salad. Salad is not food. Salad comes WITH the food. Salad is a promisary note -- food will arrive." hahaha

[ilikezappa]

I was going to see him tonight in England but the theatre said , NAY NAY we cancelled the show

booooooo

[Makaveli13Xroy]

ohh man that sux :( id love to see him live

haah his NaY Nay is too funny xD

[capebara]

This guy is so funny. Wish he did his comedy in New York.

[crazpla]

i dont even see the speedo

[ShadowHnt3r]

this guy is friggin hilarious!

[unscenegamers]

Here is a good joke.

Don't rob a chiness restaraunt because you will return to the scene of the crime.

[MemeSeco88]

I JUST LOVE HIM <3

[DarthYoda08]

its not a sliiiiiiiiiiide

[Hebber23]

the you eat like free willy joke is done so well like he just waits and just nails it

[formenso682]

wait, wat?

[jaitsu]

nay nay

[twcimhotep]

Your an idiot. Compare your head to a head of lettuce, you vegetable.

[AdamDiddy]

Haha, love him !

[jjj69v]

Wow he's lost a lot of weight since this vid