The Assuming Song

[Emmajen]

xD oh dear.

[istevie14]

i like it but my dad dosent

[MachiniMovie]

Tits Or GTFO

[jOKeonthat1]

this is not an inappropriate it is awesome

[StreakyTheFurry]

cock, dicks, whore, ass, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, cunt, tit, dick, crotch.

All the bad words. Insert as necessary.

[saventhekidsavintime]

if you dont like this song you are bisexual

[kingofswag79]

haha

[deyna867]

Hey, dumbass. It's the ASSUMPTION song. NOT assuming song...

[CupcakeDreamz1]

hahahahahahahaha every time at i think he gunna say sumthing dirty at the end b4 he starts a new verse lllooool lmfao

[thesk8punk1]

It's called the assumption song dummy

[fantasyboy20]

laughed my ass off i think i might have to go to the hospital my sides are hurting really bad now from laughing

[Abramighty]

240p We meet again...

[Urgoth40]

@Abramighty Guy saying 240p we meet again... .we meet again. And seriously, stfu about the quality

[rosiemartinez99]

this iz totally loil city...holla

[brokenblade45]

Brb, I have to go f**k myself.

[mattwins18]

dude im fucking dying on my desktop!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[LeahRox98]

its the Assumption Song, not the Assuming Song.

[Daegon120]

Lol this is awesome

[TheAandPProductions]

@ghostkrashers there is if yout italian. Lol

[utuber2500]

this is actually called the assumption song

[Cha0s7777]

i thought it was crick to rhyme with prick O_o

[DrUNk00FoX]

you cant spell for shit

[laughOffYOURass]

Lolol

[ll29794035974]

wat rhymes with front?

[AnimeGirl5445]

@ll29794035974 cunt its slang for vagina

[themidnightblue18]

If you make assumptions, you'll only make a dork of yourself.

[alborghetti123]

thats the dirtiest song ever

[webmastertool]

@alborghetti123 go fuck yourself.

[AnimeGirl5445]

ok the first time i watched this i was with my mom and got scared at "bent down and sucked on his..." >.< XD

[OhThisInsanity]

Why was there a white fluffly duck under her dress?Humm,i'm suspicious. >.>

[breeaxtondance]

lolage



[mastercheif841]

this is so funny

[shadowtiger121]

its funny how at the end t just says if you thikn this is dirty then u can go fuck your self pmsl XD

[MultiMusicMeister]

It's Preacher not Creature the original song has Preacher in the description.

[paramoreee3]

If you think this is dirty you can go fuck yourself. love that part.

[canadianelite42]

@paramoreee3 Some jackass decided that was too profane. What an amazing person.

[NightTrance21]

i dumpe my gurl for this songzzz

[jordanme700]

lol



[joshlim2nddegree]

Ha ha cookies

[LinndyJonas3]

i love the cookies part xD

[RebeliousUkit]

I am inlove with this song.

hahahahahahahahahahaXD

[Icegirl707]

This is so fucking funny and u should do more videos like it

[livingwithbipolar]

@Liv4Brown This is spam dumb ass

[Liv4Brown]

@livingwithbipolar  I know i just posted it 4 the heck of it. srry

[livingwithbipolar]

its the assumption song

[edward77aimee]

hahahah i likee dis song...:))

[usercemal]

I love how he says butterscotch

[COIVIBATS1CK]

looks like i have to F@#$ myself now..

[WazzaGoat]

Idiot its not crick its creek

[Airforce071]

@WazzaGoat

Does Creek rhyme with Dick?

You sire need to think before you comment.

[tylah107]

@Airforce071 its said with an accent dip shit

[Airforce071]

@tylah107

Yay more people joining in on the argument :D

[xemodollsx]

@Airforce071 i agree with airforce so all u haters that have to find somethin to say abut someone u probally have no life just sitting down looking for somethin to argue about and try to look cool so SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE SONG! thank u have a great day :Dlol

[Kumajirou13]

@Airforce071 Yeah, your right, it's a crick, a Crick is a small creek, usually less than a foot wide.

[TralalFace]

@Airforce071 lol



[Ashirette]

@Airforce071

And it ended when you said that, lol.

[cynthiabunbuns]

@Airforce071 lol

[Slyveblub]

@Airforce071 is it too late to get in on the fun? i want to be a part of something important! teehee!

[Zephaniah6101]

@Airforce071

we use both versions, crick and creek, has nothin to do with accent

[ZapZappzZ]

@Airforce071 

[IZrocks1000]

@tylah107 Even if it's an accent, there is enough difference to point it out.

[tentenmaria]

@Airforce071 it's wrote Creek and read Crick

[SuperSaad64]

@Airforce071 dick, I assumed he was going to say prick lmao

[WazzaGoat]

@Airforce071 Geez fuck off. I get it. I dont care how you say it. Im from australia and creek is just fine for me. THANKYOU

[WazzaGoat]

@Airforce071 ahahahahaha just looked back at my comments and saw this video, wow what a heated arguement

[xxdga2010xx]

@WazzaGoat its crick you idiot

[chamochalk]

@WazzaGoat crick is another way to say creek like potatoe and poetatoe

[livingwithbipolar]

@WazzaGoat it's crick

[TheTheminecraftlover]

@WazzaGoat crick is the same as creek

[BrKapp11]

@WazzaGoat your a fucking idiot

[SoMaybeImBroken]

@WazzaGoat Actually it IS crick. Its called look it up maybe.

[RockinChick254]

@WazzaGoat Crick is infact a word ... if he would have said Creek , for one it wouldnt have rymed and two not the correct word .

[xBestRapperAlive]

@WazzaGoat People in the country like farmers say crick

[aaronseese]

@WazzaGoat You fucking dumbass is prick. Don't act like you know shit, cause obviously you don't.

[ghostkrashers]

@WazzaGoat Crick is an actual word.....

You know crick - a small creek.

Which rhymes with both prick and dick....

Kinda makes sense.

No word called preek or deek...

....

....

[rydag11]

@WazzaGoat Some people pronounce it "crick" you say tomato I say tomahto

[marshal4him]

@WazzaGoat crick (krɪk) —n

(US), (Canadian) a dialect word for creek

[Silverthunder100]

@WazzaGoat It's crick, not creek. Does creek ryme with Dick? No, you dumbass.

[MrMoptop25]

@WazzaGoat yes but does creek rhyme with dick? not really dipshit

[MapleEnterprise]

@WazzaGoat crick /krik/

Noun:

1. A pain or stiffness in the neck or back.

2. Creek.

Straight from a dictionary. Crick means creek.

[Bbig1232]

i love this song

[TheJordanj1234]

I've known this song for about an hour and I've already learnt the lyrics (Y)

[imaimaamber]

I want to listen to the one with all of the words, the one with NO assuming.

>:D

[micjen9899]

That was soo fucking funny!!!!!!! hahahahahah man im still laughing.

[SexySugarSparkles]

(Y)

[madley1]

If you think this is funny, you should hear "The Candy Rapper" by The Dukes of Disgusting (Bird & Macdonald) who originated this song. I got my first copy on iTunes and I am still laughing.

[JenTheCat5]

i thought it was dirty wen i first heard it....

[Cheeselordofdeath]

I did ur mom! a favour.

We made you! some sandwhiches

Then we had Sex-tions of cake

[flippyflip6911]

he spread whipcream all over her crotch hahahaha

[crazykincardineite]

win. nuff said

[VNGM857]

what goes for "while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her___" & "if he asked her politely she'd show him her___"

help plz i wanna get diz right >x} thx

[antagonist42]

@VNGM857 "Cunt" and "tits".

[Citydude24]

@VNGM857

cunt means vagina :P

[Kristii1407]

hahaha i heard my friend singing this and i was like ??? sooo i looked it up....i cant stop laughing

[Changchey]

I actually had a friend called dexter, but i called him dext, one day he told me he wanted to have s... dinner with me! LOL!

[JKTCGMV13]

ya... my friend was singing this in science class today...

[HubbaHotelAdverts]

@JKTCGMV13 same lmao

[Broedster4]

this is awesome! :D

[MooMooCow200]

No.1 Hit?? 

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

rroffffffffffll

[MrDaniiel]

3 people thought this was dirty

[Shadow101j]

whats the assumption after 1:25 ?

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

@Shadow101j crotch

[makemepretty123]

@Shadow101j crotch

[Mropticalgreen]

what's the assumption after the 0:43 ?

[TEKsoron]

@Mropticalgreen cunt aka pussy

[OHWISEONE1996]

@Mropticalgreen Shit :D

[DirectBideos]

@Mropticalgreen they were shoveling sh*t

[FukSLutSxD]

@Mropticalgreen Shit :D :D :D

[Gilln1nick]

@Mropticalgreen s**t

[MajorasMask00]

Shaking his FIST

[acornproductions1000]

funny and dirty

[acornproductions1000]

funny



[ybrik222]

Actually, all credits go to Arrogant Worms for creating "The Assumption Song".

[HyperShadicX]

EPIC WIN XDDDDDDDD

[harrisonguest]

funny as hell



[albet21]

while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her?

if he asked her politerly she'd show him her?

i didn't quite get this parts

[TheLieTastesLikeCake]

@albet21 It's 2x "cunt"

[albet21]

@TheLieTastesLikeCake ahh, don't know that word, ei how about the part "while the boys at the barnyard were shoveling?"

[leamer56473]

@albet21 "shit" and wat is it after "and hed spread whipped cream all over her.."

[girlord1]

@leamer56473 i think its crotch

[jackisgaylol]

@albet21 shes rubbing her cunt and she showd her breasts

[albet21]

very funny!!!

[dancexxisxxfun]

HAHAHAHA!

[zJIGSAWz666]

hahahahah yess it took me like 30 minutes to find this song hahah

i love it i always laugh soo hard when i hear it hahaha

[JenahBeRadd]

this is the best song ever made:)

[MrChessnuts]

funny fun fun

[iceballfromalabama]

i finnaly found this song

[fourthlifeproduction]

funny!!



[XxMidoriAbexX]

I'm so glad their are lyrics. Thank you! i love it!

[222lostgirl]

omg! my friend sang this to me.....its now my new ringtone!!!

[MegaJuicyQueen]

My friend sang this to me today! I was like uhh..

it's hilarious though ahahaha

[mazaisaranger]

so random XD

[lucario9797]

lol

[holyjewel]

i love this song it soo funny!! now give me thumbs up if u aggree

[hurlyyyyyyvolgirl]

such a random funny song =]

[CelticsAllDayBaby]

wow very funny i laughed the whole damn video!

[mesaysrawr]

PWAHAHA, IMA LEEARN THIS! xD

[lmaokevinxD]

xDD

[slyfan14]

vary funny

[DomElf98]

oh wow lol

[monro12]

i love this song

[totalsportsgirl]

does anyone know the words that belong? hah.

[CaelumHodges]

its called the "assumption" song not assuming, and its by the angry worms,

[SakyTenraku]

lol, it's by the Arrogant Worms not angry :)

[Mikkiaela7]

BEST song EVAR xD

[rockerpunk411]

<3 <3 <3

[MrPhillip15]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!! unvelievable!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daisuke14]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[jeremylover12]

what is the name of this song and who sang it?!? i cant find it any where

[rk2beat]

the assumption song by chris o'neil

[TheAznlove12]

HAHHAH

[danceXo1]

ahahhahahahah ! thats the funniest song everr ;)

i knew all the words xD

[xXDarllyXx]

best song out like lmao

[TheParadoxians]

BEST FREAKIN SONG ON YOUTUBE!!! xD

[falmouthsk8er]

hahahahahahahahaha

[joyjayjoy98]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[yazzy223]

ohhhhhh myyyyy gooood!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HeyDJ44]

xD This is so funny.

[skaterposum]

lol funny haha

[sammysoso136]

Awsome all the words ryhm with rude stuff XD

[fireflame713]

im so glad none of you are next to me right now, im laughing too hard

[AmyyLouuLaaaXx]

@fireflame713 Ahh samee:)! my friend showed me it who's 9 and at first i was like erm hannah?! lol but then i didnt say what i expectedd:L so funnny x

[cyry56]

llllllllloooooooooolllllllllll­lll!!!!!!!!!11

[xQCxAlexPwn1]

cock, dick, whore, ass, fuck, cunt, cock, cunt, tits, dick, this may be repetitve to miss. BUT THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY!!

[unwinsis]

You forgot "shit" between "fuck " and "cunt". BUT THIS SHIT IS STILL SO FUNNY!!

[xQCxAlexPwn1]

oh I didn't undestand this one, thanks :P

[Zodiacmaste7]

i dont get the whipped cream part...

[dajghoti25]

crotch rhymes with butterscotch.

[Zodiacmaste7]

oh i get it now lol

[HancockSCFC]

well. if ppl are havin sex then they may put food on each other and lick it off.