Baby Steps

[Dragoniesse]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY

[MrSuperjoe13]

Grif: I bet the blues don't have to put up with anything this annoying.

Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

Lmfao haha

[blueshadowlectric]

5-5-5 DICK!

[stellabella841]

It's so funny watching church get upset.

[ObscureMuffin1]

Caboose: My body is getting colder... Man I love caboose

[TheYoungMoose]

two top comments are the same thing....just goes to show literally anybody can get a top comment on youtube.....

[25066j]

Ikr? That's how I feel every time I want to leave a message. I've actually yelled at the phone " I know how to leave a fucking message!"

[xXBlackop48Xx]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO

[luck6713]

like if you heard something other than vick XD during the jingle

[Ethan44GB]

@tatertots3231 Thanks so much.

[CrossingAbbyRoad]

If you want to talk, don't email. And don't you click clickclickclickclick just call me up, at 555-V-I-C-K

[GARETAWESOME]

Did I say ELECEN? Hmm close enough XD

[GARETAWESOME]

THERE IS NO ELECEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!

LMAO

[gannondorf14]

I love DOC XDDD

[BegotteNuke]

im thincking that tucker baby is gona hate church

[2joerey96]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!

[Brandonator1999]

poor caboose no 1 cares bout him. :(

[Ethan44GB]

If I see that galaxy news phone commercial one more time, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Anyone else watching a rvb marathon and see this fucking advertisement pop up every goddamn time with no way to skip it.

[tatertots3231]

@Ethan44GB Download Google Chrome (best browser anyway) and search the Chrome App Store for Adblocker.

Haven't seen a single ad since.

[grifballa]

0:26 how did they pull off that shot?

[deadpoolincorporated]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

[ItchyCrackable]

Seriously, why do most RvB episodes i watch have porn thumbnails on the right side of the youtube page

[werewolf1020]

Shut up your disgusting

[nickbooth1000]

I will fucking stab u computer phone lady!!!!! Lol

[chologatooo]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!

[Darkraizenri]

@chologatooo Really? This is already the top comment. Why in the world would you repeat it?

[awesomeassassindude]

plz dont leave me here with the horrible doctor

[charmdra]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[danielletalley98]

Activation code is just Activation code! Ahahaha Sargeisms

[MisterWolfy1]

"There is no 11 You FUCKING WHORE!" Omg I love Church <3

[MrSnappyXD]

THIE IS NO 11 YOU F*@#&?G W&#@E

[sverredennye]

@MrSnappyXD oooo, language :)

[BossMachineGunJohnny]

This was uploaded on my birthday 

[mirkthirteen]

@BossMachineGunJohnny no way.... get out of here! thats amazing :P nah i kid

[MoofieFoof]

sounded like it was 555-DICK

[IMAPRETTYGIRL24]

thumbs up if ur favorite character is caboose

[IMAPRETTYGIRL24]

sweet i have 2 top comments and i just posted them

[IMAPRETTYGIRL24]

45 peoples match is the same as sarge. the tapping

[IMAPRETTYGIRL24]

who plays all the characters? and especially creepy alien and caboose

[atlantbravesforever]

Grif: didnt u once tell me u built self destruction in all our armor

Sarge: No sadly thats just you Grif although i could activate it

Grif: how would that help

Sarge: it would make the situation less annoying

[MyGodfathersNamedAl]

This episode or the one where the Reds see Grif's sister on the monitor are my favorite.

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!"

[someguythatplaysbass]

Weird alein baby:Blaarrgg!

Church: Shut up your Disgusting

[doglover2711]

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE" aside from Caboose I think Church is the best part of this series <3 XD

[kennybobo169]

There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!!!!

[Aeros96x]

Long live Stalin

[supermeep2d]

THERE IS NO 11 U FUCKEN WHORE!

[gokuandvegetass2]

i dont give a FUCK about battlefield 3! i just want to watch red vs. blue!

[uberrandomness4]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

[KelseyHackler]

I called the number 555-DICK. You don't even wanna know who picked up....

[ninjamaster2772]

@KelseyHackler tell us

[MisterGier]

My favorite part:

Phone Lady: "To mark this message as urgent press eleven."

Church: "There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!"

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

LOL shut up your disgusting.

[MrTurtlelove7]

45 people got Sarged . . . wait wrong episode!

[TheDeathFrost]

3:10 best momment

[benanderson95]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING HORE!!!!!!!!!

[FredrikTorstensson]

Alien:blaargh Church:Shut up you're discusting

[NPresiados]

Sounded like 555-dick

[TFRAZER666]

to like this comment press like

[Deoxor]

To repeat this message, press 9.

[719cupcake]

"Shut up, you're disgusting" THAT MADE ME JIZZ MYSELF

[UserBombara]

did anybody know that the person doing the voice for the voice mail was Griffon Ramsey

[kamberlin22]

@UserBombara I heard Burnie mention that on a podcast....also she did distress call in season 3 or 4

[mynamesjiimmy69]

heyyyy its crunchbite jr

[OoTheInfamousoO]

Everyone's hatin the computer...xD

[MeLoveCookieChan]

*recently acquired mp3 of Church talking to the computer phone lady*

Helloooo new ringtone. :D

[OoTheInfamousoO]

The computer is the top comment...:[ ...Why no Blarg blarg top comment D: HES SO FLUFFY!!!!!!

[SuperRad801]

Doc: Come on Church everybody remembers Vic's number, didn't he every teach you the song.

Church: Oh, right Vic's jingle.

Doc: If you want to talk don't e-mail and don't you click click click click just call me up at 555-VICK

[02mustang38v6]

I thought the alien baby would be a grunt... oh well.lol

[YOYOgutair]

i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

Lmao

[Perscenthe]

I can't deal with this right now- shut up you're disgusting.

[p0rcu1p1n3]

Hey who is that guy.. Lets shoot him

[latinoburn]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY..

[DemonicPride666]

@latinoburn have that as a ringtone

[alkapwnz1]

@latinoburn bow chicka bow wow

[SaLVAstioNiST]

Church: THERES IS NO FUCKING ELEVEN YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClownAssasinator14]

MOVE FASTER YOU FUCKING GRAY BAR!

[myaw3somerand0mness]

44 people didn't press 11

[27craneman]

lololololololololol

[ingram450g]

how did u get the mini elite

[TheTylerKauffmanShow]

@ingram450g editing

[XmetallicaaaaX]

@ingram450g go to mylazysundays(dot)com. It gives u step by step details

[Linkemelee1993]

This may be the most quotable episode for Church.

[Obsidiam]

I did hit the like button you FUCKING WHORE!!!!

[maximumride36]

Church:THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!

I cried i was laughing so hard XD

[furryapolgetics]

@ 30 Forced perspective FTW!

[mrbones521]

do me a favor and kill that fucking thing

[Sweetdudets14]

Blarg honk!!

[DragonfameDracas]

YEAH!!! T.J.!!! I love him so much.

[sporecreatorperson]

Blarg!

HUUNK!

"Shut up, you're disgusting."

[ThunderCavalier]

xD

Must... quote... Church...

[JarheadHME]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!!!

[Neganazo3000]

(at messhall)me:I WILL STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!!!

church:THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

me:you too?

church:yessssssssss

me:DAMN IT!!!! SHUT UP PHONE LADY!!!!!! YOU SOUNDS LIKE SHILA'S MOM!!!!!!!

[TimedSell]

I fucking hate when the 2 top comments say the same thing... this is gonna be awkward if this ends up being the next top comment &_&

[Darkclaw51]

3:11

Whatch your language Church! Theres a baby covenant elite standing right next to you.!

[Darkclaw51]

@Darkclaw51

It would actually be a covartan. A covenant spartan. XD

[anigodess]

why didn't they juts radio vick? it's not like they ever had to cal him up before.

[steelerfanx787]

give me the beep or I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU TELEPHONE LADY!!

[kymon117]

Is that 555-DICK, or 555-VICK?

Man, I haven't watched this season in like three years. The memories.

[TheInvincibleEDawg]

Lol at computer phone lady :-)

[slyspartan700]

3:09 Very funny XD

[WatchMeSpore]

This series needs talking heads with the characters. So like, in awkward moments, it goes to an interview-style with one of the characters :D

[Amyo3o]

WOAH CUTE ELITE :>

[Schadenfreude47]

THERE ARE NO TOP COMMENTS THAT ARE DIFFERENT YOU F***ING WHORE

[D7HALE]

thats how i feel every time i get the answering machine

[oFlamesz]

here lets try being a fucking retard and get top comment... well, here we go... (comment from the video)

[DirtyVannilaKids]

I GET THE SAME THING ON VOICEMAIL! XD

[DirtyVannilaKids]

where the hell did they get all these mods

[Oskarmandude1]

@DirtyVannilaKids

What fucking mods?

They don't mod!

[Brotherhood285]

where is the evil ai?

[thelonelyanime]

NO 11!! FU** IT!!

[thelonelyanime]

shut up your discusting

[tatertots3231]

I WILL STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY

[justinbankers]

There is no 11 you fucking whore!!!!

[j123yay88]

43 people are elite babies

[xConman21x]

@Shadeslayer716 how could you forget Lopez!?!?!?

[Deadmeat703]

@xConman21x yea wat happened to lopez????

[TheZombifiedworld]

that elite child is going to be so messed up when he gets older

[volcanicthehedgehog]

I like Tucker's son

[Twilight4318]

the baby alien is so funny

[araeLSnoble7]

Asses was a typo.... I started saying awww, that's a cute little elite.. I mean tickers son....

[dravenroughnecks]

@araeLSnoble7 You mean Tucker's son?

[araeLSnoble7]

Shut up! Your disgusting! Asses..

[trixytrix98]

press 2 then he tells you the number you pressed

[shadeslayer716]

Caboose fans,like this

church fans,llike this

tucker fans,like this

Tex fans,like this

Sarge fans,like this

griff fans,like this

simmens fans,like this

Donut fans,like this =D

[partyxday]

@shadeslayer716 No. Thumb's up whore.

[ivangorordo1155]

@shadeslayer716 fail

[sprchr7]

"Hey, who's that guy? Let's shoot him." - Sergeant S. Sarge

[Florp2000]

BLARGH... Shut up your disgusting

[ZOMBIEBYRD1]

OMG THIS IS RIDICULAS I DON"T MIND ADS BUT WHEN THEY INTERRUPT RVB THAT"S DIFFERENT ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODE!!!!!!!! CLOUD GAMING BLOWS!

[962acgqz68]

@ZOMBIEBYRD1 OMG ONLIVE IS COOL TRY IT BEFORE BLOWING IT. BETTER YET QUIT YOUR BITCHING ABOUT IT

[ZOMBIEBYRD1]

Press 1 for honk.

[ark87100]

Thought vick's number was 555 d-i-c-k at first

[800Frozone]

Grif: I bet the blues don't have to deal with anything this annoying.

Church: THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

(Rolls on floor laughing)

[TheSecondOne]

@800Frozone I lol'ed

[GENERALSHPHERD]

blarg? BLAARRG!

[reptilelover56]

i just noticed if sheela fll in love with lopez and hes a robot and since church is in a robot body why doesnt sheela love church???

[sickpuppiesfan97]

Haha I watches this a long time ago. And your right it's on Halo Waypoint right now.

[commoncrater]

i watched this on halo waypoint

[mskibbewar]

do me a favor kill tha fuckin' thing

[BlackStallion351]

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!"... hahahahaha... omg

[DarkArceus238]

"To mark this message as urgent, press 11"

"There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!!!"

"Language."

[Commentaccount101]

Im fucking amazed.... (Lol what church said: Caboose, if me survive the next five minutes, ill be fuckin' amazed)

[farmerboy245]

"I bet the Blues don't have to put up with anything this annoying"

"To mark this message as urgent, press 11"

"There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[HiggJo12]

It's fun to read comments from people who are still discovering this series.

[mewfour12341]

haa how i hate you doc

[Overwatch1337]

"Another victory for the glorious red army" ......... um did they know that the russian army is reffered to as the Red Army?

[echopichu123]

mcat? only heard of fcat....

[stanl3yx213]

I am in love with this series. IT IS AWESOME

[jamierob1992]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[hrook16]

@YourMomzSaviour I think he infected Sheila

[mrbyrne96]

Really I was just gonna keep talking till he decided to check his voicemail...

[jaccost223]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[aDisabledRabbit]

@jaccost223 Best. Quote. Ever. ;D

[avatarguy5]

@jaccost223 ooo language!

[AdamTensei]

@jaccost223 Dude.... Language.

[lolololololololol599]

I don't.. I can't. I don't I can't I can't.. this is.. I can't deal with this right now.

[YourMomzSaviour]

wat happened to omailey

[Denjy123]

Church. Is. The. BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[geglespheler]

I could spend all day pressing 3:11

[MrKFSanders]

Wouldnt it be crazy if Carolina in Season nine was grifs sister?

[merlin00104]

555-DICK

[njynks5]

JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN BEEP!!!

[MadManWithABox2010]

Sheila remind's me of GLaDOS from Portal

[816BENNY]

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN U FUCKING WHORE!!!"

[rahl163]

I for one think that doc has had some specialized combat training. His training allows him to run and cowar when ever combat occurs, he has also had some training in painicing and getting himself in tough spots... like when the meta punched him into a wall

[wago51]

Tex is going to ask alot of questions when she gets back.

[Scr3wstonian]

If you wanna talk dont email and dont clik clik clik just pick up the phone and dial 555-VICK

[SuperJDawg08]

im going to cheese burger,so when i come back this comment better be at the top.

[pyromainiac1]

I WILL FRICKING STAB YOU COMPUTER PHONE LADY!

[AnonomousJohn]

shut up your disgusting. lol

[DarkDOOOOOOM123]

Church: There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE!!!

[TheMomoxmox]

Wasn't Doc infected by O'Malley? I mean, at the end of the fourth season, he was, and now, he's not. What the hell!?