Two And A Half Men - Alan beats rejection

[TheUploader1]

LOOOOL! I am SO trying it! >=D

[MrHeslopian]

Jon Cryer is sex on legs. Quite literally. Sex personified. Sex plucked from the ether and made into a man with a personality and arms and a body and a face to die for. I feel all giggly just thinking about him...

[duellegend71]

thats me im 1 of thoes jokes lmao

u no were nice guysfniish

ya last

no they finish in the shower roflmao

[Sk8terBoibabe]

Haha, I just saw this episode!

[duellegend71]

same here

[MrThenFamous]

lol

[clipobserver]

Isn't she a lebsian in real life? No wonder why she wasn't attracted to Alan.

[noojx666]

im 95% sure she isnt a lesbian but she has that attitude where you think she is

[bagrym]

what was her name again ?

[ShortShit132]

sharon?

[bboyStuntZ]

"You'll sleep with me now and be attracted to me later". LOL. I would give a guy 50 bucks if I actually witnessed that line actually working on a woman

[kaljam]

Next time I'm wasted I'll give it ago B)

[zapkvr]

I really like Janeane. They should put her in something.

[AshStar3000]

Allen: Sharon have been rejected by 32 different women in my live and it's never been me.

Sharon: OK, its you feel better?

Allen: actually no.

[killedkenny07]

wow I gotta use that

[neoman289151]

is that all it takes? *tests it out* XD

[hotwhiteNicky]

hahaha.. He's so pathetic with women.. hahaha

[killedkenny07]

he is better than me :(

[hotwhiteNicky]

it can't be true.. he's funny and misunderstood but still.. I'd be with a man like him..

[Hagalazii]

yes Alan is the best ^^

[Milfuelle100]

Aw, poor Alan. :( :( :(

[06andros]

"youll have sex with me now but be attrackted to me later" XD

i think its spellt wrong

[Lunaspice]

haha "They finish in the shower..."

[Thorncloak]

wow, got to try that one...

[Tashimaru987]

looooooooool

[arskaZ9]

i have been rejected by 32 different women in my life ! classic

[Disturbed684]

holy shit he did it

[sifs4]

yea but then after they get in bed, and he's akward and she gets disturbed and leaves mortified.

[8shotbarrel]

GUYS!!!!!! alan IS a loser thats why he lives with charlie and can never get laid.

[jingeshan24]

but he just got laid right now stupid....

-_-'

[8shotbarrel]

actually if you watched the rest of the episode youd see she left because allan was being awkward

[0oLimpBizkito0]

he just get laid, stupid ?

[Surfer041]

Alan gets Kandi!

[8shotbarrel]

ya but shes a dumbass and doesnt know better and allan got fucking lucky =P

[Surfer041]

IF Kandi comes up to you and says im horny, your response would be?

[8shotbarrel]

id do what any guy would do. shes a babe. obviously id fuck her

[Surfer041]

Kandi, or Prudence?

[twieneke76]

She's 18 now. Both.

[FollowTheReaper45]

prudence hell ye

[neoman289151]

Kandi,BIG time

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

Id Say, IM Taken, go away

[VboyStuntZ]

What are you talkin about? He gets laid all the time. Every girl Alan is with is pretty hot. Except this one. I mean look at Jake's mom. And there was another one he was with who was extremely dumb. She was hot too. Plus he paid another girl 500 bucks to sleep with him. She was hot too. lol

[Dig4111]

why do they always make alan look so weak? where's his justice?????lol

[Firewallz3]

hes weak thts where the humor kicks in

[hellon9]

Oh, what the hell...

[Glowfreak]

thats actually genius! so trying it.

[Surfer041]

GO ALAn!

[TheEandLshow]

000

[dreadlocks42]

this comment is very good

[GWiifanboy]

Woah, that was so cool. I should try that sometime!

[badass147]

this is so funny!!

[pdp110]

I used this on a woman, and she laughed so hard she thought i was funny and shit...so it works...i guess

[Kailaner]

seriously? awesome ^^

[LtSurge659]

lol internets

[crazybaseballplaya]

lameeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh

[movielass333]

I wish I could say it to him. He is so cute when he says those things.

[Poonia7]

lol

[movielass333]

Oh,Alan!!!!! I am here waiting foryou. Take me in your sexy arms and kiss me hard!!!I am so in love with you!! Alan,you really send me!!!

[wafflecakepans]

im sure he'll love to hear that

[elliebean97]

O.O i am v. scared of u

[lupa186]

plz give me a chance

ah what the hell

[tealish]

That's Jerry Seinfeld's identical wife!

[ntherewas1]

the bit after, when they wake up is the funniest part...you cut it out!

[crazybaseballplaya]

this comment is not good

[pandaBEARRR]

ahhhhh still acts like duckie (=

[MUDRUNNINGCUTIE]

Like Charley says,I am going to hell any way!

[uch00b1inabox]

rolmfao

[zack5694]

Alan persuades his date to give him a chance

[princesssofia0]

You'll sleep with me now, and be attracted to me later...

lol

[rockzhang]

when Alan said "I have been rejected by xxx women, " he was still counting , lol, poor guy.

[SportLoverAlex]

I feel bad for Alan. He's had a lot of bad breaks in his life and nothing seems to go his way. I'm not gonna end up like him, hahahahahahahahaha!

[vkmahi]

in the interview given by the actor,,,he said..dont worry about alan..he can take care of himself"...this character makes other characters (especially charlie) more funny.

i love the entire show ...

[semp223]

Don't worry, Alan gets his often too.

[shellykeli]

Janeane Garofalo looks fantastic in this clip!

[mimomireille]

hahah

its soo funny!!

[imwhy]

huhu