I've NEVER been to a Strip Club, period. 1 Niece, 4 Nephews. I Don't Get Any Magazines. And I'm Not Reading any books. I Don't Run. I Don't have Jordan Sparks's CD. "Trifflin good for nothing type of brotha" is a quote from Destiny's Child song "Bills, Bills, Bills". That's Pretty Old, Suprised U Caught That.
lmaoo love the fact that "triffillin' good for nothin' type of brotha" is from Bills Bills Bills, which the warblers covered on glee.. which was sung by Darren Criss.. who you are now kinda obsessed with (who can blame you :)
Watch out for the transmission on your car. I heard Ford is notorious for building crappy transmissions. I found out the hard way when the transmission on my 2003 Ford Taurus suddenly died while I was driving.
Ahh I love John Green!! =D Yeah, I thought that An Abundance of Katherines was a little hard to get through, but once I read through the point and moral of the book at the end, I found myself liking it =) I think my favroite Green book is Looking for Alaska, but I still have to read Will Grayson, Will Grayson.
one time i had like made my own t-shirt at this one thing with my cousins, and this random southern guy was like like oh its beautiful. and i said oh thank you and he interrupts saying KIND OF LIKE YOUR EYES.
sooooooooooooooooooooooo i think that you should make a video about what you do when your all by yourself, cus honestly it seems like no matter what you do, your always having a good time doing it...
You have nice lips dude.....don't change... I love your style :) I watched your videos and you are so funny. Favorite one "how to be a bad bitche".....now Jou can look me up. Do you have a Facebook¿?. Look me up......ASIA LOVE.....Bye hun, keep making them videos:)
i was in the Johannesburg airport a coupla months before FIFA, in this little shop. i had bought my stuff and he'd looked at my boarding pass. i was with my friend.
the guy behind the counter's like, "hey girl, what's your name?" to my friend.
she says "my name is violet".
and he's like "what kinda name is that?".
and i said, "it's a cute one."
and he said "you wanna know what IS a cute name? yours, baby girl."
and i was like :/
not the worst pick up line ever, but an awkward one.
worst pick up line that had ever been said to me had to be one time when i was walking to go see my cousin and this dude comes up to me randomly witha flower. im like ok uh thanks?? then he's like "your like my homework,i dont like to do you but i have to" im freaked out like whaaa ew lmfao. umm i have too many nephews and neices to count lol. and whats imperfect about me is my eyebrows and weight :] but hey im happy so whatever.
The worst pick up line I've ever heard that made me die laughing happened when I was with my besties at a random party. He looked at me I accidentally looked at him, he walks over and says "Your name must be Mickey. Cause your so fine"
Really! Come on now! Any ways it was hilarious. Needles to say he got nothing about me. That was my funny story =]
I have a scar by my nose from a bike accident when I was little
I run sometimes :) only at one-hour intervals though, with water breaks. probably about a mile or two. no, I love it! the adrenaline is awesome and makes me feel alive.
Too young for stripper nigqht :x Uhm, the kid fell, he was like 'look i fell for you" -__- i Have a 2 year old nephew :D i Get Sports Illustrated :) Im currently reading
The Catcher In The Rye O_o My ears are a little bent over, im Scottish :x i Run, 4 miles a day, i HATE it but its healthy :/ i Dont have the CD but im gonna get it! :) & i Have NO CLUE where thats from :) Kay i LOVE you ! (:
I'm having a huge issue with the "you'll rate if you're cute" thingy. I mean, I can rate it and feel cute, or say, "Hey, I don't need to rate this [amazing] video to feel cute," or I can be like, "Wtf dude, I'm not a narcissist!" So, now I'm stuck. -silently goes to rate video anyway-
your lips are ADORABLE!!!! i love them...whoever messaged u was just being a doucher because he's jealous...i think they are one of your best features in my opinion. :D
LOVE Your Red Lips, They're So Sexy. They are PERFECT!
JRCoolDude412 4 days ago
I've NEVER been to a Strip Club, period. 1 Niece, 4 Nephews. I Don't Get Any Magazines. And I'm Not Reading any books. I Don't Run. I Don't have Jordan Sparks's CD. "Trifflin good for nothing type of brotha" is a quote from Destiny's Child song "Bills, Bills, Bills". That's Pretty Old, Suprised U Caught That.
JRCoolDude412 4 days ago
lmaoo love the fact that "triffillin' good for nothin' type of brotha" is from Bills Bills Bills, which the warblers covered on glee.. which was sung by Darren Criss.. who you are now kinda obsessed with (who can blame you :)
1122me0x 5 days ago
Favourite bit:
" I BOUGHT IT!"
TheMrClellon 2 weeks ago
you're no-top lip is cute
JesseRJL 1 month ago
OH MY GOD i never knew you read john green books xD
robotFujo 1 month ago
Never experienced stripper anything.
"Did you just fart, because you blew me away" ....................
No nieces or nephews. Not for a long time.
My mom gets me Pottery Barn and Anthropologie magazines.
Currently reading like 4 different books. HPDH, The Help, Do You Think I'm Beautiful?, and some book by C.S. Lewis.
I have no ass. It's nonexistent.
I don't run. I hate it. I'm not athletic.
I don't listen to Jordin Sparks.
Bills Bills Bills. My preference is now the Warbler version of it. :D
brochellelamb 2 months ago in playlist Must Watch Videos 2
Oh my god, Bills 3x. Destiny's Child. Lawl.
iTiltToLive 2 months ago
Only a fag would buy a ford focus
MannyWatchedThis420 2 months ago
@MannyWatchedThis420 I think he's gay... dumb ass...
9superkid9 2 months ago
Ahh! I love you, Tyler!! Haha and you're perfectly fine the way you are! You're adorable!!! XD
eggansmile 2 months ago
People make fun of my lips for being too big. I swear, people...
SecondistheBest 3 months ago
It's okay. I don't have an upper lip either.
Kiewis 3 months ago
Destiny's Child! WHOOP!
RaynaOfSunshine 3 months ago
I run... to the ice cream truck.
RaynaOfSunshine 3 months ago
you dont need Lip Implants. what the hell is wrong with these people !!!!
roodeyx 3 months ago
you talk too fast wtf r u sayin? xD
puertoricanlovell 4 months ago
I have no nephews, nieces, cousins, aunts, uncles or grandparents but I do have one great grandmother. She's awesome!
LadyVoodoo1 4 months ago
this video goes well with your most recent vid, just sayin...
Dying2Live1988 5 months ago 9
An abundance of katherines was my least favorite John green book as well. And its his (johns) least favorite too. ;)
tinabeaner004 5 months ago
omgz! you talk fast lol x3
kisa154 6 months ago
B-b-b-biiiiiilllllllls
vickzter 6 months ago
OMG I am reading How I Paid For College right now and I absolutely love it! That is awesome.
swimrgrl28 6 months ago in playlist More videos from tyleroakley
thumbs up if your comment never gets to the top comments!
ShuffleMonsta 6 months ago
BILLS, BILLS, BILLS... i pay attention to these things :)
123longlive 6 months ago
i have a ford focus too!
CassiDegrassi 6 months ago
I love you. Marry me?
1234ovk 6 months ago
Bills Bills Bills reference. I just fell in love with you. New favorite youtuber right hurr! <3
MsDorkwithaspork 6 months ago
I envy your energy! way to go!
rebirthbyvianale 6 months ago
aww be my bf now
MierAntonio 6 months ago
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FUCK U FAGG
xoxCatGurLxox 7 months ago
my friends say Abundance of Katherine's is his worst book :/
welovenatnalex 7 months ago
wanna be best friends? :DD i'd love that so muchh
wannapoptart1127 7 months ago
i tried reading "An Abundance of Katherine's" too...got to about half way and had to stop
amurderofcrowz 7 months ago
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I have that same book: How I Paid For College :D
skylarhuhnholz 7 months ago
I have that some book: How I Paid For College :D
skylarhuhnholz 7 months ago
I love how you said northern michigan......which is actually a college in the U.P......aka the top half after the bridge
mryggable 7 months ago
59 seconds into it, and you're just too annoying. bye
boyrzr 8 months ago
I LOVE YOU <3
wajan99 8 months ago
Watch out for the transmission on your car. I heard Ford is notorious for building crappy transmissions. I found out the hard way when the transmission on my 2003 Ford Taurus suddenly died while I was driving.
sparrowbailey 8 months ago
your beautiful
mayfulgal 8 months ago
you are perfect and beautiful
you have a beautiful loveable pesronality
and i love your videoes
and your lips are perfect everything about you is gorgoues
dont change anything ;)
Hanoof23 8 months ago
Ahh I love John Green!! =D Yeah, I thought that An Abundance of Katherines was a little hard to get through, but once I read through the point and moral of the book at the end, I found myself liking it =) I think my favroite Green book is Looking for Alaska, but I still have to read Will Grayson, Will Grayson.
20flowerchild09 8 months ago
Trifling, good for nothing type of brother - bills bills bills
waterlio 8 months ago
@420cackaroach Noob.... lol
MrXenitha 8 months ago
now that you mentioned your lip, i can't stop looking at it!
MrXenitha 8 months ago
queer
420cackaroach 8 months ago
Your adorable!!.. You have no upper lip though, but like you said nobody is perfect!
123shawntae 9 months ago
You are beautiful.
I don't know that I've ever heard a pickup line directed at me
I don't get magazines.
Just finished Paper Towns. Reading Pelerandra by CS Lewis
My skin is dreadfull. But whatever.
My friend is trying to get me to run.
pienkunicorn 9 months ago
I have a niece
completeidiot19 9 months ago
a trifflin' good for nothin' type of brotha...
it's from bills bills bills by destiny's child! :D
ams094 9 months ago
mien mert a kedvencem lett geci yutub
mixerke10 9 months ago
man i love you!!!
ilovemusice1 10 months ago
i ment comments
ilovemusice1 10 months ago
I don't have an upper lip either......:/ it really bugs me. good to know someone else has this problem...
Nimaway12 10 months ago
omg it just were 1337 questions!!! now its 1338! ELITE. damn damn.
ilovemusice1 10 months ago
FUCK THAT SHIT. Your beautiful. So are you coming home with me tonight?
TheFreckledBoyWonder 11 months ago
you are so cute! n i love your smile!
s0kontagi0us 11 months ago
You are so funny and cute!
VooDooLynx 11 months ago
Worst pick up line i've ever heard: "Are you from Nashville because you're the only Ten-I-See" smh
Sprout2kxmaximum 11 months ago
I am currently reading the book "Mockingjay" Dude, the series is AWESOME!
dogluver1012 11 months ago 2
@dogluver1012 yes it is i just got done with catching fire good book
TheFoodlover20 11 months ago
omg, my brain herts when i wach ur video lol. if is like nriniucnveiufncienfrcinfreicnefincfnrvciunfivcnifenvcinbvcinbfvc!!!!!!!! lol
korry1991 11 months ago
where do you work dude?!? <3
MakaylaBuchan 1 year ago
a rolled up tissue! I saw that episode - for the twentieth time - a few days ago! but, boy, your lips are kissable!
andalora91 1 year ago
Gonna have a niece in a month! My first! so excited!
andalora91 1 year ago
shoooo.... them lips is sexayyyy <3
xxnonyabidnezxx7 1 year ago
im in love with you
nudh150 1 year ago
Worst pickup line ever: Did you just break wind because you're blowing me away?
xoashleyheart 1 year ago
my eyes are kinda far apart. I mean, the ideal distance between them is the width of your eyes, I think. and mine is slightly wider than that D:
shiyun95 1 year ago
hmm, I read both newsweek and times, and I was just wondering which was a better choice to subscribe xD advice, anyone?
shiyun95 1 year ago
Dude honestly i love your lips they're so unique <3 mine are a LITTLE TOO full. LOL my mom says i look like im puckering 24/7
smileyfacediaana 1 year ago
one time i had like made my own t-shirt at this one thing with my cousins, and this random southern guy was like like oh its beautiful. and i said oh thank you and he interrupts saying KIND OF LIKE YOUR EYES.
tehpixie 1 year ago
honey im fat and drink gatorade, im sure you can too! p.s. i love the upper lip.
crazylacey1616 1 year ago
i have 5 nieces and 6 nephews. the 5 girls and 4 of the boys all belong to my sister and her husband, i have a big family
pandabear8806 1 year ago
"Trifflin good for nothin' type of brother" - Bills Bills Bills, Destiny's Child! XD
AydiManzo 1 year ago
@cbritt0n You have no social skills
Eressiz 1 year ago
You are so bizarre. And hilarious.
TheJacobWoods 1 year ago
Your so cute :)
itzNanaxD 1 year ago
worst pickupline:
you wanna see my dig?
2gevoelens 1 year ago
OMG!! i freakin love ur smile!!!!!!!!!
DADDYSLILGURL239 1 year ago
Dont worry i dont have a top lip either :)
alalho14 1 year ago
It's from "Bills, Bills, Bills" by Destiny's Child.
coreyjazz23 1 year ago
Worst pick up line ever:
Are those Space Pants? 'Cuz you're butt it out of this world.
phantasmagoriarc 1 year ago
is this the villain from Kick Ass??
DJRAWBEATStv 1 year ago
You shouldn't reject somebody for using a "lame pickup line". Man you're f*cking annoying.... you should relish any attention you get.
VJ4rawr 1 year ago
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No, you are perfect
Bonsebastien3 1 year ago
thts a short v :/
grivera9248 1 year ago
can we best friends?
ily lol
well not really....but you're funny!
CarlineBenois 1 year ago
okay, destiny's child.
DelaneyDeformity 1 year ago
i really hate my cupcake belly
i keep getting sick when ive almost got rid of it and i have to sit on the couch and do nothing all day!!!!
tutsysisters 1 year ago
Your lips are perfect...don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
SeXySaXpLaYeR08 1 year ago 53
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cough*FAG*cough
Noahyay 1 year ago
You need to get brain implant!
Praymes 1 year ago
the fuck?! your smile is ADORABLEE
serlini 1 year ago 132
BILLS BILLS BILLSSS <333 Was my favourite destiny's child song when I was five. Yeah, I was weird. x3
Pasikul 1 year ago
attention whore
ICLAIMTHISNAME 1 year ago
whats the song at the beginning of your videoss? (:
dancexlife94 1 year ago
You dont wanna Look like a fish! loL
XtremeKurvez 1 year ago
this was posted on my birthday :)
And you're amazing :)
Aliciayahtrick09 1 year ago
billlllssssss by destinys child!
seksiqueer 1 year ago
i love the starting song on your videos
JeanetteSpaur 1 year ago
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loverlycactus 1 year ago
DESTINY'S CHILD - BILLS! lol that's where triflin good for nothin type of brotha is from
TopCityPrince 1 year ago 3
@TopCityPrince Jennifer Holiday-And I am Telling you! lol I am not going your the best man/woman/both(lmao) I'll ever know!!!!!!!!
gaylolful 1 year ago
sooooooooooooooooooooooo i think that you should make a video about what you do when your all by yourself, cus honestly it seems like no matter what you do, your always having a good time doing it...
stephenkopelcheck 1 year ago
you're weave looks fierce here! :)
taelxr 1 year ago
u don't need lip implants, you're bottom lip is gorgeous
fifthat 1 year ago
Shes like a little peanut with HUGE FEET!..lol wow
jokergirl95 1 year ago
You have nice lips dude.....don't change... I love your style :) I watched your videos and you are so funny. Favorite one "how to be a bad bitche".....now Jou can look me up. Do you have a Facebook¿?. Look me up......ASIA LOVE.....Bye hun, keep making them videos:)
jnj159 1 year ago
Girl!
TheGoodCasino 1 year ago
i was in the Johannesburg airport a coupla months before FIFA, in this little shop. i had bought my stuff and he'd looked at my boarding pass. i was with my friend.
the guy behind the counter's like, "hey girl, what's your name?" to my friend.
she says "my name is violet".
and he's like "what kinda name is that?".
and i said, "it's a cute one."
and he said "you wanna know what IS a cute name? yours, baby girl."
and i was like :/
not the worst pick up line ever, but an awkward one.
thecruelandunusual 1 year ago
LOL @ 2:00
LunaCatXD 1 year ago
worst pick up line that had ever been said to me had to be one time when i was walking to go see my cousin and this dude comes up to me randomly witha flower. im like ok uh thanks?? then he's like "your like my homework,i dont like to do you but i have to" im freaked out like whaaa ew lmfao. umm i have too many nephews and neices to count lol. and whats imperfect about me is my eyebrows and weight :] but hey im happy so whatever.
LOVE YA TYLER!!!! <3 <3 <3
brownbutafly 1 year ago
i want to be your friend :D
UltamitChaoBreeder 1 year ago
No and no worst pick up line if everytime you made me smile a star appeared u would light up my whole world
XxEmoBitexX 1 year ago
Keepp u lipsssss, they look good that way + I LOVE LOVE LOVE your videos, keeeep it upppp + HELLL YEAH IM GONNA SUBSCRIBE!
much love xoxo
03madrid 1 year ago
haha that lyric is from bills bills bills- destiney's child!!!
missajabebe 1 year ago
Currently reading "The Door" by Magda Szabó and "David Copperfield" by Charles Dickens. Recently finished "Eksil" (means "Exile") by Jacob Ejersbo.
Yes, that is what I read for fun.
My little toe is just weird. I blame my mother's genes.
ilovecakexD 1 year ago
u made me smile.. i was sad.. now im happy. :)
iownsora 1 year ago
and i luv destiny's child too
CoutureBabeh 1 year ago
u trifilin
GOOD FOR NUTHIN TYE OF BRUTHAAAA
WHY SILLY ME
WHY HAVENT I FOUND ANOTHAAA
A BALLLAAAA
LOLLL
I HEARD U SAY THAT I KNEW IMMEDIATLY WHERE IT WAS FROM
i love you so much i wish i knew u irl
CoutureBabeh 1 year ago
i love you
pinkgirl4140 1 year ago
The worst pick up line I've ever heard that made me die laughing happened when I was with my besties at a random party. He looked at me I accidentally looked at him, he walks over and says "Your name must be Mickey. Cause your so fine"
Really! Come on now! Any ways it was hilarious. Needles to say he got nothing about me. That was my funny story =]
musicalpassion22 1 year ago
no I have not :(
"you're ma baby mami, gurrl"
nope, none
yes, cosmo!
How Starbucks Saved My Life and The Bell Jar
I have a scar by my nose from a bike accident when I was little
I run sometimes :) only at one-hour intervals though, with water breaks. probably about a mile or two. no, I love it! the adrenaline is awesome and makes me feel alive.
don't have the cd, lol.
Undacova Brotha?
<3
ughUSERNAME 1 year ago
@OneMoreSmallTownBoy Two of my fave books! :)
spunkytatertot135 1 year ago
YESSS, BIlls Bills Bills! Destiny's Child. :) LOVE your videos, I'm subscribing as I type...
itsmereee93 1 year ago
gay uncles are the fucking besttttttt.
littlemallory 1 year ago
yeah, i run. to the fridge.
dayshonjack 1 year ago
you are so adorable.
skoti1987 1 year ago
bills,bills,bills-destiny's child,comment question
blazinlilpimp 1 year ago
Too young for stripper nigqht :x Uhm, the kid fell, he was like 'look i fell for you" -__- i Have a 2 year old nephew :D i Get Sports Illustrated :) Im currently reading
The Catcher In The Rye O_o My ears are a little bent over, im Scottish :x i Run, 4 miles a day, i HATE it but its healthy :/ i Dont have the CD but im gonna get it! :) & i Have NO CLUE where thats from :) Kay i LOVE you ! (:
JeannayFBaybee 1 year ago
An Abundance of Katherine was not my favorite either. I liked it, but it was not my favorite.
latestranger 1 year ago
"You triffin good for nothin type of brother. Oh silly me, why haven't I found another?" Destiny's Child BILLS BILLS BILLS
throwback jam =)
NeeshaBadd 1 year ago
i think you have lovely lips.
drfuzzybear 1 year ago
Have you read the Pretty Little Liars series?
tealgrrl07 1 year ago
looooove jordin sparks :)
h1k2c3p 1 year ago
love the quick destiny's child reference. that made me subscribe <3
kaitebug188 1 year ago
how i paid for college was awsom..... i wrote a essay on it
Marika50 1 year ago
Destiny's Child... BILLS BILLS BILLS ... love that song !!
soccergirlll333 1 year ago
FUCK YEAH, katherines isn't my favorite either. alaskaaa <3
bredearest 1 year ago
BILLS BILLS BILLS!!!!
pajamagirl123 1 year ago
I'm having a huge issue with the "you'll rate if you're cute" thingy. I mean, I can rate it and feel cute, or say, "Hey, I don't need to rate this [amazing] video to feel cute," or I can be like, "Wtf dude, I'm not a narcissist!" So, now I'm stuck. -silently goes to rate video anyway-
ThisLastLove 1 year ago 71
@ThisLastLove Use asterisks next time fucker
TheEazyDuzIt95 1 year ago
@ThisLastLove IM CUTE
Aidan0128 1 year ago
2 neices 3 nephews =)
m3rcy911 1 year ago
You're too perfect
ClaireKal 1 year ago
your lips are ADORABLE!!!! i love them...whoever messaged u was just being a doucher because he's jealous...i think they are one of your best features in my opinion. :D
iloveplatypusses09 1 year ago
i love your personality (:
gissygutierrez94 1 year ago
AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES! :)
AbigailMcLagan 1 year ago
You don't need to work on your body. Its beautiful!
Xazened 1 year ago
triflin' good for nothin type of brother is from bills bills bills.
god i love destiny's child. :D
bball2pt10 1 year ago
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i am reading rainbow boys, rainbow high and rainbow road.
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ThePattyfly 1 year ago
lol love ur personality :D
babyinblack 1 year ago
Hey, you always tell us not to judge. Don't judge your own lips! You are perfect as you are, T.O. Thank you for being you! :)
HeartnSoulSong 1 year ago
"it says for athletes only, but if im running im athletic, so shit"
prettyoddabbie 1 year ago
yes i have 1 nephew; I am currently reading Just listen by Sarah something lol.
JeAdoreNicolex3 1 year ago
woooo ohiooooo tis where hawthorn heights are from :P x
SimpleSteffy 1 year ago
your fine the way you are!
blackestsecrets 1 year ago
the song is from bills bills bills by destiny's child.
weekendwarriorstowin 1 year ago
a tiny little peanut with huge feet ^_^ omg i paused at 0:54 it scared me i'm not kidding it really scared me
MissZalternative 1 year ago
kiwi green is like my fav. color!
wafflesrule12 1 year ago
no you should never get lip implants. big lips aren't fun my dear.
moomoomonster 1 year ago
"Sometimes there's big jugs of Gatorade and I sometimes take one, it says 'for athletes', but when I'm runnin', I feel athletic, so shit!"
ChristyCorruption 1 year ago
@ChristyCorruption WOW, that's SO MUCH FUNNIER now that I read it!!
drone713 1 year ago
Man holding a rag says "does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Behmer91 1 year ago
How I Paid for College is the best book ever! Marc Acito is a great author.
unadulterateddagger 1 year ago
Can you pay my billzzzz
DaveOf92 1 year ago
GBF2014, is he really gay?
rayning01 1 year ago
@rayning01 yep <3
JaredWahoo 1 year ago
aww boy youre gorgeouss!! wish ya werent gay...haha
GBF2014 1 year ago
overalls.
never thought i would wear 'em.
got a pair for every day of the weeek,
i even gots a purple sparkley pair for sassy saturdays.
PancakesAreDelish 1 year ago
@PancakesAreDelish ...Sassy Saturdays?
BabiesFallingOver 1 year ago
actually, almost everything is imperfect about me
OoKristyDuhoO 1 year ago
Honey u don't need lip implants, it's cute as hell!
btown123 1 year ago