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  • 2:03 really NEEDS to be a ring-tone

  • As an extreme nerd who happens to also be of the female variety, I can tell you guys--Just. Be. Yourselves. If a girl isn't going to like you for who you are, she isn't worth it. Don't hold back the nerd- girls love it. (Also, we don't mind a good fart joke now and then, just not every five minutes)

  • i love your hair

  • Puff levels are rather high.

  • He talks fat

  • That warning system... It EXISTS!

  • three years later and still so apt

  • oh u assholes -.- . . . . sure some girls accept a relationship based on money . . . but they are only the shallow and non loveing type . . . girls like ME and ALOT of my friends go into a relationship because there is a connection . . . so dont just lable all girls as shallow and non loveing . . .

  • having a large amount of money always works well in your favor

  • In a time where the sidebar still existed...

  • why are there more girls watching this than boys? They shall not know our magic secrets from ancient public 3 year old  videos found on the internetzz!!

  • To get any girl you want, walk up to her and say " I have lots of money "

  • Its kind of ironic when he says "no I think I can tell you pretty succinctly why girls like Willy..."

    (Willy in Australian/British slang means an guy's...)

  • What's wrong with being needy ? We all need..even the girls need. The only case where there will be no need is when it is not love,..just some time pass(fuckbuddies).A long term relation will always be a give and take relation. If we stop looking for a girlfriend or a boyfriend , then the whole 'dont be needy' issue is irrelevant. At the end of the day you will get the life partner you 'need' and 'love'. If I dont need someone, why should I want to spend my life with her? LOL.

  • @Kabla21 I think it's sort of a scale. 'I could spend hours with you and not notice time passing' is sweet 'If I don't see you for one day I'll break down' is OTT needy.

    And if someone is too needy it's scary for their partner, because it's putting them in a position where someone elses happiness relies on them. It becomes stifling.

    And if you're going to spend your life with someone it should be because you don't want to live without her, not because you feel you literally can't.

  • @xEmberSHx you maybe right..but somehow I feel, in today's generation partners are too individualistic. When being not emotionally available is actually the fault, to cover it the whole needy theory is put up. I can love you but I can't put up with your emotional needs. In old times couples used to support each others..no matter what. We are scared these days. Thats why we break up more. We can't just consider and think more deeply. Everything is so light..

  • @xEmberSHx /watch?v=JFiApf_m4H0&feature=r­elmfu -- here he actually says nerd boys are little needy ..hahaha..girls shud take it easy sometimes I think )))

  • John, are you wearing a PAN AM shirt? :)

  • Oh...my...God...

    THE PUFF LEVELS ARE HIGH.

  • You've been in Holland and I didn't know????wait...what, In AMSTERDAM?!?!?MORE THEN ONE TIME???? I have the feeling i'm deaf blind and ignorant now

  • @markieniemanie

    I know right! I'm Dutch like you, and it's frustrating to find out that he stayed really near my home without me knowing about that and nerdfighteria.

  • I think John had something stuck in between his two front teeth throughout this video, there's something black near his gums, maybe a shadow. Look for yourself.

  • I'm all the things he described but for me, it's hard to make that apparent to girls

  • Lol girls not named Bella

  • what kind of dog is Willy?

  • HUm... Just wish my former boyfriends had listen to his advices... XD

  • Your pronunciation of "de jaren" made me giggle lots. :)

  • Just be yourself and make good eye contact ( and maybe take up the sax)

  • I'm a Nerd girl... don't worry, we might like puppy's, but we don't date puppys. Ok I don't. There are some weird people out there.

  • youknowthatgirl Did u know that i have a insane amount of sexual partners?

  • I need to show this to the guy stalking me....

  • not offically

  • How to get a girl to like you: Be Hank or John Green...

    Either will do we're flexible.

  • I'm supposed to be getting ready 4 school rite now, but I'm still in bed watching vlogbrothers.... OK

  • wow...nerds...wow did u know einestein never got married, wonder y?

  • @necropolis12345 Too awesome for it. 

  • @necropolis12345 Einstein was married twice.

  • @necropolis12345 Did you know that Einstein had an insane amount of sexual partners?

  • I'm a nerd girl. I don't like puppies. Or kittens. Or sneezy panda bears. And I like fart jokes. Any takers? ;)

  • WESTIE!!!! <3 also: I am a nerd girl and I approve of this video.

  • Gosh I love tat twilight joke right there.

  • I doubt that this WheezyWaiter fellow's videos will ever really catch on

  • Becoming a puppy is definitely an acceptable way of getting a girls attention.

  • @TheLuluTrue well really, it would get ANYBODY's attention if you suddenly turned into a puppy. 

  • John,

    Your puff. Is defying gravity :3

  • If Willy made John fall out of his chair when he licked him in the mouth, I would've died of laughter xD (And my dog looks just about the same to your dog!)

  • I dont get all needy and need to be vunerable to gf's. Why do i not have feelings!

  • @Zaxomio That's fine, in fact as a female I really respect people like that. And unlike most other girls, I almost never cry. I wondered the same thing that you are for a long time.

  • @Zaxomio It's cool. Just don't be one of those guys who are like, "I'm too cool to have emotions so I'll be a total douche to every girl I flirt with." Doesn't work, btw.

  • My advice:

    Girls are something given, not something gotten.

    And that is the truth.

  • My boyfriend is sort of needy, but it's ok because his awesomeness balances it out. =3

  • don't be obsessed. I'm a 15 year old girl and I have about three guys that always follow me around. If you are going to insist on walking me to every class, you can at least talk! If a girl says no in ANY way, it means no. EVEN if its like, "I'm not ready for a relationship" she's just letting you down nice. Don't be a creeper!!

  • I know this one guy who totally like loved me and would not stop textung me or calling me and i was like hey dude leave me alone!!! So yeah guys no stalking it's creepy and girls HATE it!

  • You're poof looks fabulous!!! You should be stressed more often, it does wonders for your hair, John.

    And as a 14 year old girl, I'd like to add that some nerd girls enjoy fart jokes just as much as the next guy (Especially my friends and I). I think all girls do, they just don't show it, to seem more "mature".

  • @rainbowseaweed I disagree. I do like a good fart joke every now and then, but they get old relatively quickly, in the same way that knock knock jokes and sex jokes also get old relatively quickly. In fact, I think the only jokes that don't get old that fast are nerd jokes along the lines of Hank's 41 jokes for nerds.

  • it's called a hairbrush. use it.

  • Somehow I think it's a lot easier to get girls to like you if you're also a girl. I used to think it was harder being a dyke but I'm not so sure about that.

  • I had a guy stalk me for about a year and I am telling you it's not nice, Infact it was one of the most annoying things ever. So guys no stalking and have your own opinions, I may be alone in this but there is something horrible about someone agreeing with every thing you say. Oh and last of all don't be shy we are just people and are not going to bite your heads off. I hope this helps

  • shameless twlight joke, i love it

  • Thank you John for that awesome advise! ...sure it would have been helpful before my girlfriend dumped me for that same reason, but now I know what I was doing wrong!

  • To all you nerdfighting gentlemen out there, I would like you to take it from a female nerdfighter when I say that John is CORRECT when he says that when you pour out all your need, we run like you're a giant squid of anger. Let it out a little at a time, gents.

  • I appreciated the subtle Twilight joke.

  • Yeh. All women love Willie's...

  • Good Lord that's a lot of puff.

  • Except girls named Bella... Lol

  • Why do keys suck so badly? i literally bent my P.E. teachers office door key in half when i tried to open the door to get the soccer balls from his office.

    

  • @PlasticSem aha x) dude, i suck at telling whether people are trolling xPPP or when people are being sarcastic... -.-" Gladly ;O

  • ....omg he listed Wheezy as new... those were the days...

    

  • i make more fart jokes than my boyfriend............

  • yup hes right you dont a girl to live life,theres alot of guys that dont have them and you dont need sex to be a man only men and women whores do.For some of us like me its almost impossible to get a girl lol i only ask them out to get rejected to have a stronger mind on not needing anything in life.Plus overall im not even close to being good looking i just workout and thats it.

  • Disregarding my user name, I am a girl and do enjoy fart jokes xP

  • puff levels are particularly magnificent in this vid.

  • anybody else laugh at 1:18

  • his hair is amazing. reminds me of einstein. how fitting.

  • @PlasticSem Dude. -___- Do you even know what i was referring to? -_-

  • @DyingPickle no but I love trollin you because your so serious. Haha victory for me.

  • @DyingPickle dont come near me again

  • @ams080881 We really don't want people like you here in the first place. By that I mean disrespectful and hateful people. Please don't go on a vlog brothers video just to insult it, Hank and John are amazing and so is nerdfighteria so if you don't want to be completely awesome then I guess that's your loss.

  • I just noticed you have a Pan Am shirt on!!! HECK YEA!!

  • Abundance of Katherine references. *TeeHee*

  • WheezyWaiter was once a hot new Youtuber? Wow, they've been going on for a while.

  • at least not a girl called bella hahahahahahaha

  • This video is most popular with Females 13-17. Wow.

  • ahahahahaha x) That seems about right. x)

  • @DyingPickle fuck you

  • Does this.. HANK... even exist!!??? I'm not sure he even HAS a brother!...

  • My thoughts consist of, "That hair."

  • Sad face cause this is before the Doblydo

  • MMArtist99 you use a GUIDE to pick up girls?

    Christ, I'm going to bed and never venturing to this part of you tube again. Wtf....

  • @ams080881 You mean the cool side of Youtube?

    'Cool' depending on your perspective, of course. But by all means, leave us! Go enjoy your talking bellybuttons and Ray William Johnson, while I peacefully enjoy the intricacies of John and Hank Green.

    *And that, nerdfighters, is how to pwn someone.*

  • Girls like this guy? Lol. Some of their videos were witty or informative but this reminds me why girls like me never dated "nerds". Ugh.

  • @ams080881 Wow you're rude.

    "Nerds" are the single best kind of person ever and if you disagree, get out of nerdfighteria, yeah?

  • @BespokePsychopath I think nerdfighteria does not put one type of person over another.

  • @ams080881 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You just have a latent love for John ;)

  • Female can read if ur more into your mommy then her n thats not good luck for you

  • Hes prolly happpy as a pet rock. Listen if u dont like a girl... nothin u can do its your loss. but your harestyle is a big deal. and DONT be a follower to everyone else besides her.

  • For someone who is of the possibly most oppressed mix of stereotypes for girls (extreme tomboy and an intellectual) John's view on girls is kind of unjust. Don't get me wrong, most girls out there are the type who think sneezy panda bears are cute and hate school and think snakes and spiders are scary and gross and who hates video games and who giggle incessantly whenever the opposite sex walks by, but girls like me aren't. We're the opposite. Ps, Nerd girls are looking for cool nerd guys too.

  • The thing about girls having an internal alarm inside their head is sort of very true. I guess it's because girls think a lot, and when boys start getting "needy" we notice, and if you're a girl who is cautious with relationships like I am it's kind of scary, so sorry boys of the world. I also think that the best way to get a girl to like you is to be her best friend. (and to make her laugh, that's good too.)

  • @Uhlisahh Thats just a lame technique. And then after some months you tell the boy we are just friends..in between you have taken all the advantages and crushed his poor heart.

  • As a kind of counter-point to the not being too needy - I just want to say that boys should try and find the balance between needy and distant! Don't be clingy and panicky if they don't talk with you all the time, but then again, not talking with them can make the whole situation flip.

  • Or maybe fictional girls named bella swan. my friend bella is not like that!

  • "at least girls not named Bella" :P best part!

  • But wait... I once pulled on the chinese fingercuffs and totally ripped them in half... What's the life metaphor for that?

  • @CrunchyCrystals Sometimes people are like poorly made chinese finger traps: they need to be ripped in half in order to get the message that they need to go away.

  • @Haleyissonicelike Hmm, valid point!

  • @CrunchyCrystals If you don't relax.... you rip open your needs overflow and looks gross?

  • Im a girl and Im really immature....i love poop jokes....caca is french for poop....lol

  • WheezyWaiter a Hot New Videoblogger? GOD, I'M OLD!

  • ya, I found that the most succesful way is being John Green, OR BEING FRICKEN SMART (it's worked so far)

  • yeaaah im form holland. i can help you with your dutch ;D

  • you have no idea how to get a girl to like you.

  • @kx3clock Then why do girls like John Green so much?

    Oh yeah, because he's awesome.

  • @RaynaOfSunshine right, well i'll respond if you'd like to have an actual debate with good points.

  • @kx3clock I'd love to.

  • THE DAY I TURNED 9 :D NOW IM 12 :D

  • @bobthenerdfighter As a 14 year old FEMALE nerdfighter who is also sick to the point of having no life I would like to say; thinking of girls as something you 'get' is not the way you want to be going.

  • lick their ear, atleast not at first

  • fuck you , dont expect humans to be puppy just be liked by girls

  • What *are* peeps? I live in New Zealand and I don't think we have them here...

  • @jofasis Peeps are colorful marshmallows covered in sugar that are most often in the shape of birds but can also be shaped like other things, such as rabbits. As you probably guessed from the above statement, they are most popular around Easter.

  • Puff levels are very high! xD

  • Why does he say its march 11th when the upload date is march 10th?

  • @MMArtist99 Yeah my brother got into the Mystery Method and that's how he lost his wife and never gets to see his kid and is miserable because he's emotionally unavailable for every girl he sleeps with. Have fun with that.

  • Hey, WTF- those first 2 questions were from the same f**king guy!!

  • Haha...Sidebar :)

    

  • Lol it is true what he said.

  • /watch?edit=ev&feature=menh&v=­S-O_NJwlUvU

  • omg thats my favorite kind of dog and hes so freakin shiny!

  • CUTE DOG^~^

  • OK MY SESTIR LIKES THE DOG ITS NO JOKE IT WORKS BUT HOW CAN I BECOME A PUPY YOU KNOW A DOG

  • BECOME A PUPY MAN YOUR SO STUPID I CANT BECOME A PUPY HOW CAN I DO IT

  • John was a fall 2011 TV fan...in Spring 2009

  • puffta!!!

  • I am a 14 year old male nerdfighter, and I have a problem getting girls. It's not that I'm that akward, but I have a rare stomach condition that has enabled me from being socially active for the past year. Could anyone help me? Please!please?

  • @Bobthenerdfighter OK TELL ME ABOUT YOUR STOMACH CONDITION AND ILL TRY TO FINDE A WEY TO HELP YOU

  • Thanks a lot John Green. Now my little brother is trying to be a sneezing panda bear.

    He reports that he's got the sneeze down, but the fur is taking a little while to grow.

  • loooool the related video about how to get girls in london is proper funny!

  • I'm a girl And I LOVE fart jokes(:

  • lol wheezy waiter. 

  • At a bit before minute two you made ice cream vomit come out my nose. I want to up a picture of it on the internets....

    (im a girl! we're interesting and many layered)

  • Hey, I like fart jokes!

  • Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his puff level!?

    It's... it's... IT'S very high.

    ...How hi-

    OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @PokeZelda6664 god dammit ive already made that joke on this video keep up wif the times dbz guy

  • @nintendogamerlper Well excuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • @PokeZelda6664 oh woah you want to bring a legend of zelda anime reference with this discussion because im all for it

  • @nintendogamerlper Can't tell if comeback

    Or seriously considering

    Also, it's not an anime, just saiyan.

  • @PokeZelda6664 how so? also youve used a new dbz reference i noticed

  • @nintendogamerlper That is correct.

  • Don't ever insult a girl's intelligence. Unless she says something along the lines of, "I wish LA Candy was on the summer reading list!" At this point, no self-respecting Nerdfighter should want her anyway.

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  • "atleast not at first" VERY IMPORTANT QUOTE lol

  • there is a difference between geek and nerd. nerd is a cool smart guy like glasses and braces but not awkward. geeks are smart but very crippling to your social status. they may be good for homework but not for anything else

  • @beefywarrior12898

    I wonder if you've watched any of their other videos.

  • Even with the title "How to Get Girls to Like You", it was still watched by more females than males.

  • @ScottDoingStuff thats because we want to know how guys think they should get us to like them.

  • @ScottDoingStuff 'cause we want to see if it's true :P

  • @sixyellowwalls

    *hands Most Original Person award*

  • I've noticed that nerd guys don't always like the nerd girls :( i was in physics with a bunch of guys and no one seemed interested, and I was the only girl out of 18 people in my tech class and still, no interest. I don't understand.

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  • @didusayjenn It's what you think not what others think buddy. :)

  • @didusayjenn That's really rude. While I'm sure you're an attractive young lady, you don't need to be bragging about it. And you probably did offend someone with the things you said.

  • @PunkTapGirl Don't lose faith! A lot of times guys are just too shy/self conscious to make it known that they like you, which may or may not be the case here, but is still possible. My boyfriend certainly was. I'm the one that asked him out. My suggestion for you is to befriend them, and then maybe just ask one of them if they want to hang out sometime. Maybe have lunch together or something. Good luck! :)

  • @PunkTapGirl Don't lose faith! A lot of times guys are just too shy/self conscious to make it known that they like you, which may or may not be the case here, but is still possible. My boyfriend certainly was. I'm the one that asked him out. My suggestion for you is to befriend them, and then maybe just ask one of them if they want to hang out sometime. Maybe have lunch together or something. Good luck! :)

  • Hey, girls don't always dislike fart jokes less than guys. I'm a girl. And I go fishing, play Nintendo, and don't hate bugs, even moreso than most of my guy friends. :D

  • I felt really insulted when I saw "How to Get Girls to Like You" in my recommended videos. Then I realised it was a vlogbrothers vid, now i feel better :P

  • Girls are girls... not  things :)

  • @Idreamaboutyou97 Oddly enough they do treat men like things! :D

  • @chrantheman Well I'm a girl, and I know that some girls can do that too :)