Afghan Lil' John

[Gheran777]

ahahah I love it..

[animuspictor]

Oh ya know just hanging out by the poo pit.

[MMBeatzTV]

that us soldier sounds gay as fuck! lmao

[mssami1231]

i hate u american u destryd us

[icanmyshoetie]

@mssami1231 keep on hating we dont care lol

[TheDevenrocks]

@mssami123 learn to spell first lmaooo

[Axmedkoole]

Three days later the Afghan soldier is hired by the Tali-BAND. 

[bebegim94872821]

Uhhh, the afghan soldier is handsome :D

[airsoftmeister94]

Talking with the afghan guys must be like talking to a 4 year old.. They say funny things when everyone laughs...

[SiRFaTsAloT4]

@ziabangash1 u mad cuz Ali died ?

[ziabangash1]

i fuck u american solder

[ScrubVids]

@ziabangash1 nice spelling

[havesomedeathsticks]

@ziabangash1 got to work on the English a bit more:/ keep trying though

[grappler555]

@Steelerguy6178

First of all wifi has nothing to do with the situation, second of all it was joke, have a laugh man. Don't take everything as serious as your stocks in GM.

[grappler555]

There...

[grappler555]

Obviously no one here is afghan; they're economy isn't adequate enough to support YouTube.

[Bonethugz4lyfe]

I like how he said mike jones when he was doing a lil john impression. Gotta lvoe afghan though. these videos are rare

[HuskerSeaofRed]

Funny!

[miamichick305ify]

both dem niggas fine

[AFGkillamuzik]

lol man wdf, dats funiii

[3m0int0xicat3d1]

ahaha the american is sexy ^.^

[Leo8erteza]

ur moakana name is silly dum ass afghan

[ScottishPEACEguy]

@Leo8erteza tut tut, hope you not an american calling an afghan dumb, that would meen you are now a hypocrite.

[Leo8erteza]

i am afghan ;)

[ScottishPEACEguy]

@Leo8erteza COOL. your country is beutyfull. peace freind

[Leo8erteza]

@ScottishPEACEguy thnx man...same to you!!!

[AfGhAnPrIdEJR]

@Leo8erteza no ur a dumb ass...get the hell outta here...AFG4LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leo8erteza]

@AfGhAnPrIdEJR lol i am afghan to u dum kharkuss.....naneta kho daw nazadom ke khaar shoody ;)

[AfGhAnPrIdEJR]

@Leo8erteza omg...is that what ur parents thought u??? :/ i bet if ur mother heard what ur saying she would be really dissapointed right now...and obviously u dont sound afghan at all...i mean look at ur comments and im not alone that thinks ur an american...dude get a life...and i forgive u for cussing at me...im afghan after all=)

[Leo8erteza]

@AfGhAnPrIdEJR lol i dont live in the USA.........u funny ting ....and bale i am afg.....sooo tut back at ya....

[Leo8erteza]

lol funny...

[anwar942]

@559x831 shut ur ass mother fucker son of osamabinladan am gona fuck ur whole nations bachi kosi kerem da aslo nasabet get hell out of here pig

[559x831]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[aperson882]

ok whoever doesnt think the afghanis dont do this shit to us are fucking retards, its all for funn

[559x831]

@aperson882 damn str8 gotta keep everybody entertained some how with the damn

2 million degree heat with nothing to do

[GreenHouseM13]

hahahahha

[pussycatdollsfan1995]

kaleh mordagaw

[anwar942]

fuckin british and amarican are idiot motherr fuck

[559x831]

@anwar942 no sir you are an idiot motherr fuck...

XD

[pounder2day]

man. this just proves regular people.... if it werent for our power hungry, money grubbing, evil leaders, would all get along. people are so racist, yet this marine is hanging out with an afghan guy no animosity whatso ever. man i fucking hate war, we could have ended it by sending special ops to sniper Osama, not bomb cities. =(

[wattanparrast]

Only real men in the Army of ONE. At least they are not Bacha Baz ha and dont sit around watching little boys dance. Real men just keepin it Real! Rock on and keep ya heads up :-)

[puranger52]

keep clicking 0:03 he is gona say gay

[TrueIthaka]

Only kids in US army?

[msadministerable1]

fucked all american with this stupid videos fuck all america by afghans u understand america

[Spankydaham924]

@msadministerable1 its only a bit of fun. Im sure Afgans do the same things to americans too. Its called cultural exchange and no harm comes from it

[BacheQawma]

lol wha da faak? needless to say there is a fucking humvee burning in the background and this buck private dont seem to give a fuck while he is fucking with afghan tryin to make the best of this fucking situation... and yeah i say fuck after every sentence.

[iAREanthonyyy]

haha "whats my muckinah nameee"

stay safe men!

[saadamiens]

Realy cool to see that finaly we all like to have fun inspite when we don't understand each others

[112cla]

soldier: whats my motherfucking name

afghan: whats my mokana name

[Bmwood121]

no guys this isnt funny oh no no. it cant be funny over there...nope just cant be. why would you want to have fun when you can, when you could be dead the very next hour??? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIBERAL, TREE HUGGING, GRASS EATING, COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNTS! if you dont like these videos then why do you look them up? i know why just to bitch and complain, because if you did this in person someone might knock your dick in the dirt. have a nice day.

[maro767]

FUCK STUPID USA FROM THE WORLD DO STUPID USA IN YOUTUB AND WATCHING HHHHHHHHHHHH

[sonia6082]

WTF??? Lmao afghan soldier is hot!

[acemishka]

@sonia6082 u mexican.. how dare you say that..

[sonia6082]

@acemishka im not mexican. im AFGHAN !!! oO

[ipc353]

Hurry guys get that bitch bin ladin and kill him 10000 times :)

[carveriscool]

"wuts mah muck uh na name?"XD

[seximami116]

hahahah thats funny! and the guy in the army is sexy lol

[XoAsma4Xo]

fuck u americansssssss

this not even close to being hilarious... tht why u guys r loosing looooooooooooool

[iStalkApple]

@XoAsma4Xo lmao

[XoAsma4Xo]

@iStalkApple yeah keep laughing ima be laughing wen afghanz kick ya ass outa afghanistann... LOSERSSSSSSs

[iStalkApple]

@XoAsma4Xo Im not even in afghanistan fucker.

[XoAsma4Xo]

@iStalkApple im talking about your people you fuckinbg bitch

[iStalkApple]

@XoAsma4Xo How the hell are you talking about people when you say "kick ya ass outta afghanistan" learn english bitch oh wait go back to your country nvmm

[XoAsma4Xo]

@iStalkApple im TALKING ABOUT YOU GAY AMERICANSSS... LOSERRRR...

YOU MITE TALK TO YOU RMOM LIK THT BUT U CNT TALK LIK THT TO ME... SOO FUCK U NIGGA... AND FUCK YEAH MY COUNTRY IS HELLA BETTER THEN FUCKING AMERICA. OK...

[iStalkApple]

@XoAsma4Xo Bitch IM NOT FROM AMERICA AND I DONT TALK TO MY MOM LIKE THAT U DO BECAUSE U GET IGNITED BY EVERY SINGLE SHIT AND WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS HELLA BETTER OR NOT JUS KEEP WIPING YOUR ASS ON YOUR SANDS CUZ ITS GETTING SHITTIER

[XoAsma4Xo]

@iStalkApple still mann... it's stil the best country ever.. and soo much better then fcking ameica. soo fuck off and watch ya niggaz get kickd out lik fucking loosers.... hahahah lmaooooo u gus are hella LOOSING!!!! mann that's why hella ppl are dieinggg.. hahahahahahahahahahah and lives are being killd... and it hella funny coz u guys think ur wining wen, we are... :) AFGHANISTAN ZINDABADD... INSHALLAH!!!!!! WE WILL WINNNNNN!

[iStalkApple]

@XoAsma4Xo Me losing? You got floods, your own taliban is turning against you and you tell me we r losing rofllL!

[XoAsma4Xo]

@iStalkApple

in AFGHANSTAN??? how gay can you get ... get a fucking life you stupid bitchh....

yes you guys are loosing... go suck on cockkk u stupid bitchhhh

[ipc353]

@XoAsma4Xo Your name telling me that you are from Afghanstan. Hey look i'm an Iraqi muslim and I say FUCK TALIBAN AND YOUR MASTER BIN LADIN BITCHHHHHH!!!

[XoAsma4Xo]

@ipc353

did i say who tha fuck u was or wtava. NOPE

so go suck a dick.

and fuck no WE AFGHANz HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STUPID BIN LADEN nigga

[armandogirl]

hey what is this

man wieso tun die sowas rein das doch peinlich für die afgahnen so machen die alle runter

[puranger52]

lol OKAY!!!! HAHAHAHAQ LMAO

[kinghades512]

atleast this marine isnt being an asshole 

[DubWubz]

What's my mudu nuckin name?

[Keggan420]

my motherfuckin nn name LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[superwoofer21]

haha funny how there is a war behind them..

[superwoofer21]

haha funny how there is a war in the background

[camomilleable11]

Afganians/Tadjik are very smart people, if they will have some schools for English Languages, they will learn in short time and aint no akcent. In USA lives a lot of immigrants, they have been living for 10 years and still they do have an akcent. Not everyone can learn english by saying and writing right and correct words without any mistakes, especially the grammar.. 

[thatparkourdude]

I lol'd at tholw the afghan couldn't say mother fucking.

WHAT'S MY MUFFAFAFUKIN NAME!?

[beatlesfan4eva456]

Does anybody else notice the fire in the background?

Man, if this is what they're doing all day over there, I'm gonna join the marines.

[ElCoL0mBiaN0]

Thats hilarious how thats the soldiers high voice but that the iraqis regular voice

[THANKGOD009]

How funny ...........

[Austrianking23]

Great! First kill their families and then make fun of them. Great.

[acewing29]

Lol he jibbers in the middle

[crooklynsince1983]

@Thawooz beat it smartass

[haloaka123]

wiht my mothkukakuna name lol

[crooklynsince1983]

@Thawooz ahhh so your a troll? feeding off my my misspelled letters ayy?....i will not give you that pleasure bugger off

[crooklynsince1983]

@Thawooz hahahaha copy and paste that scene in family guy when the doctors say IRONY! do it lmao

[liltrixes]

lol

[junai54]

lmfao 'whats munanukka name lmfao"

[Jennyyx3Lovee]

hahas hilarious!

[Broommaster2000]

WTFRESH

[USNAVYGirl144]

haha awesome

[flanikki07]

you poor illiterate retards... may God bless your souls when you die bitter and alone :/ I LOVE MY ARMY MAN AND OUR AMAZING TROOPS!! <3

[tmkt4u]

@flanikki07 If you love em .. call them back.. they dont deserve to die .. your politicians have ruined America's image!! ..

[redpitbull01]

@tmkt4u but they want to rob Afghans of their minerals and oil

[flanikki07]

@tmkt4u

ok, mr. sassy pants. thx for the sweet msg. just saw it 11 months laterrrrr. whooops!

[maclarn91]

l0l

[31193JaH]

this is such a funny video! great job. =P

[Dncpeter]

lol!!!

[AJSwisgirl]

WTF?

[LuisPerez199]

he dont kwon what go to kill he jaja

[Afgh4nG1rl]

lolzz damn wtf is wrong wid u guyz..u guyz arguing over nuthin....jus like da soldiers r mocking fun at da afghan soldiers, in da same way im sure they r making fun of us soldiers..except da diff is 1 of em is posting it here on youtube..etc....jus watch da vid & enjoy...don't b haters..lolz

[5687678]

Sounds like two parrots.

[sonia6082]

youre stupid

[crooklynsince1983]

ther jus having fuckin fun! dammit thats annoying that people agrue over this shit..especially foreigners who cant spell english for shit or have a sorry and bad sense of humor!...fuck your HAJI im gunna say godbless american and loyal afgahn troops!

[SuperFatStar]

defo having fun blowing up people's house.

am sure it b fun when your wife gets raped in front of you mr not foreigner

people argue for a reason aight get that in to your 45 year old head :)

[crooklynsince1983]

? your english is not understandable and i laugh at little sensitive ass bitches like you criticizing soldiers because they are having fun!

[jjwhipey]

stfu american soldiers dont rape women the women ask us to fuk them when they see how rediculously big are diks are

[SuperFatStar]

dudeee yu r making a mistake thats ur mum or maybe ur Sister askin u aright get it in ur thick head (since they lov big dicks sooo much)

all u iddiots r good 4 is eating burgers yuu fat

sorry 4 hurting ur feelings

[jjwhipey]

what?? i dont understand your english

[TheJarhead22]

.......HA.......

[afghanomar1]

@jjwhipey who U SMALL ASS WHITE BOYS WITH UR RED LITTLE DICKS..........HAHAHA......NIC­E JOKE

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 fuck u n ur pussy soldiers...ur army is pissin their pants off in Afghanistan...call em back or else each n every one of them will die there! ....Mark my words sonny..its goona be a grave yard for ur sissy soldiers!!!

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u sonny? haha u fuckin punk! i see that your from sweden land of the pussys? fuck off kid i was killing hajis while your were in your diapers lol please your threats threats are empty lmao pussys like you would cry and shrivel if you where here in afgahnistan ! the taliban fears us so dont fuck wit us 6 years of war made us crazy so dont call us sissy you pussy! ...we army and marines are the most toughest bastards on earth so fuck off kid you dont kno shit PUSSY

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 il agree with you on one thing from ur comment.. u sure are all Bastard sons of bitches. no doubt about that :D .. secondly, talibans are fucking u like they fuck their goats . ha ha ha . doggy style baby...you god damn mother fukers are getting bullets in ur shit holes for over a decade now, n u say ur winning the war ,now dnt get me started posting videos abt ur pussy crying soldiers :P.. ha ha ha.. that made me laugh i swear.. American soldier crying in the battle field :P

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u raped by goat fuckers only 1067 soldiers died in 9 years of war...tho alot for me because they are comrades their deaths are miniscule comapred to 100000 taliban dead...a couple of deaths from roadside bombs dont mean shit ...taliban dont got balls to attack us in the open and in reality raliban just hit and run..ive been to afgahnistan and iraq so i KNOW the fuckin situation and we aint losing.....so fuck off pussy you dont kno shit

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 hahaha.. wot a desperate comment.. who are you fooling mother fuker? everyone knowz ur loosing the war...its time u accept the truth! your soldiers are committing suicide in Afghanistan, they cant stand the tough conditions over there. their butts start blood sweating when they see the tough terrains, Admit it u bozos... your loosing ur men.. n loosing the war even worse than the Russians...

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u ...fuckers like you sit in front of t.v watch cnn and fox and think thats whats going on...fuckers like you sit down in air conditioned homes and talk shit to veterens.....people like you make me laugh but i can sleep well since i have done my part and im not a fuckin swedish pussy who sits in his home masturbating and trolling people .....you acually are a embarresment to your fellow swedes since your countrymen are more courteous to veterens.

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u and by the way fagget keep on commenting its of COMEDIC value to this page

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 yeah as if your comments are of high priority to the public :P ... wot a looser, go play hide n seek with ur gf, this aint a place for u..

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u yes i will play hide and go seek with my gf and fuck her tonight unlike you you little fagget swedish kid ...also i cant believe its come to this but check your spelling you fuckin foreigner its people like you that kill the english language...so have fun this friday night in your living room masurbating

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 ghetto style.. fuck face..u cant even spell masturbating :P .. ha ha ha .. go fuck ur self, i can speak English better than u, am not here to take lessons from a fagget ...n unlike you son of an african bastard.. do a DNA test n find ur baboon papa somewhere in the jungle mother fuker...

[crooklynsince1983]

@tmkt4u ohhh wow now your racist HILARIOUS!! you even spelled u wrong its YOU dumbass please comment back i want to show my friends your hilarious writing style and also im not black im hispanic but i guess your ignorance would want to attack that too lol fuck off kid youtube is for grownups

[tmkt4u]

@crooklynsince1983 ha ha ha ... :D fuck face u spelled dumb ass wrong :P ..damn u cant even speak ur own fuckin language ..now am gonna tell my friends how illiterate you are :D ... youtube would ban u for life if they get to see ur comments :P.. ur disgrace to ur people

[flanikki07]

@tmkt4u

first off, for both of you, its faggot, with an O. and tmk, maybe crooklyn doesn't know how to spell masturbate because unlike you he doesn't need to jack himself off every night. this world will never know peace. your dumb ass would be crying from sunburn after the first day in the middle east, not to mention trying to sleep while bombs are going off around you, or having to carry your dead, bloody friend who was shot up by some psychopathic jihadist. HOOAH, BITCH.

[tmkt4u]

@flanikki07 A real faggOt would know how to spell it, didnt know that :P ..n yeah he can fuck sluts like u y wud he need to jack off ... n dont tell me how would it feel like being in middle east.. bitches like you havent seen the world out of their brothels, wot do u know about the world..bitch...now fuck off n stop interfering..

[flanikki07]

@flanikki07 p.s. who the f says "HOOAH" anymore.. really?..

[manteaca]

@crooklynsince1983 Fuck you fuckwit ass looking motherfucker...how´s that for speelling, you sorry ass dumb-witted punk!

[crooklynsince1983]

@manteaca fuck you bitch ...only lil bitch pricks check spellin..........so shutup motherfucker id kill your ass in a second

[Fr33man1988]

@crooklynsince1983 It means your educated you stupid fuck. Just because you didn't graduate from middle school doesn't make you a hardass; it makes you a loser instead.

[crooklynsince1983]

@Fr33man1988 how am i being a stupid fuck? im just making a fucking point people make a big deal outta harmless videos ..your the stupid fuck for argueing. get a fucking life you asshole

[pashav]

@crooklynsince1983 "ther jus having fuckin fun! dammit thats annoying that people agrue over this shit" now if you stopped it there i wouldnt be calling you a fucking racist moron

[crooklynsince1983]

@pashav im black you asshole...find another way to criticize me not this lame response i get..calling me a racist when im defending this afgahn dudes right to fun

[DopeBoysClan]

@crooklynsince1983 And im gonna say im gonna run another plane in your house one day

[crooklynsince1983]

@DopeBoysClan watch me run in ya house with a bomb Bitch!

[DeliciousMartini89]

@crooklynsince1983 spell afghan right shit lol

[vanPoll]

@crooklynsince1983 totally agree with you.

[MegaSHamed]

And we are no relegieus fanatic people, , still exist the blood of those soviet period rebels , if they think wiz their 50 kiloz in back they will war with us , they are wrong plus 80percent of them are already adected to heroin , so afghans already f u c k them like this and the rest dont even talk :) , white think to be a man with his lil choky toy he got in paint

[MegaSHamed]

LISTEN , he is making fun of him becous that white solger know in USA suck black cock , and in afghanistan like one afghan police shot 5 american soldiers once, he also think this might happen to him let him lough :) hill out afghans , we are all in european and americans contry if something they do wrong , they will pay with their mother skin

[mrkirkuk]

hahaahah the my da is in iraq nd he taught a local how 2 say bitch were my change

[ac1ent4ever]

lol look behind them it's just burning :D

[elyass11]

hahahaha whats my motherfucker name..its better remove the clip before got more fuck by panafghans

[bakhter1]

fuck all american people wich lough on afghan people long live afghanistan and afghan people

[xXGodOfKingzXx]

terrorist

[Justinfearless]

easy mate, just funny video man, no big deal

[StraightEdgeAlexxx31]

@bakhter1

it was all fun and games... no harm done.

[AFGunz1000]

yes and the TALIBAN fuck u Later !!! haha

[xXGodOfKingzXx]

terroritst #2

[AFGunz1000]

@xXGodOfKingzXx

Du Iidot

Dont watsch 2 much TV !!! and the therrorist is u Fahter USA ...u make in IRAK war and in AFG !!

Little TEENE NATION USA !!! haha

AFGHANA POWER

[TheCottonTop]

LOL. Good times!

[gusto1978]

come on man why hate they just having fun although the afgan dude seems a bit bigger than boldi.

[AfghanRasched]

fucking american soldier think he is funny if he film that???

fucking american go out of afghanistan!!!!

[gusto1978]

wow ease up dude they just having fun.

[siNN1337]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[1R0Nboyy]

hahahah

[trevfrank]

LOL 0:09

[SuperAlimuhammad]

your asshole teach him somthing better

but indeed it is funny

[ScottCountyGirl]

Pretty good

funny made me laugh..

thank you for your service guys

[vridisib]

haha the afghan guy was hilarious =D i miss afghani weed haha

btw fuck NATO, taliban, kHarzai !!! n every idiot who gets offended by this video !

[toxic2k7]

@vridisib NATO? they are our allies you retard

[bakerboards47]

whats my mukken muchen name! LMAO

[100Mohammad]

fuck you man,you are making fun of our police uh you are fuckedup in the head.

go fuck your self,you are a street punk bitch.

[vici0z]

LMFAOOO funny shit

[timb111111]

the war it getting to them lol

[number78ball]

Lol that dude on lelf had a annoying voice