The Jet Jaguar song

[UndeadSniper71]

you know he was created by a 10 year old

[toontownman8]

Got Them Moves Like Jaguar

[MyIceman12345]

He is a cool robot lol

[Leatherbubba]

Jet Jaguar, you fascinate me.

[Zekrombest]

Also Jet Jaguar was made up of a student in a school,It was a contest that whoever did the coolest or best robot hero,won and would be put in the latest Godzilla movie!

[Zekrombest]

Not People saw this movie,And everyone thinks the 1998 USA version Gozilla dies and sucks dick.

The 1998 version of Godzilla didn't even have Godzilla.What I am trying to say is the real Godzilla in Japan killed of "Zilla" aka 1998 Usa version of Godzilla in a movie called I think Godzilla,Mothra and Ghidorah Giant Monsters all out attack or whatever.

So If you think you people are proud and all that you have seen a Godzilla movie,Wrong,you haven't seen the real Godzilla!

He cant be killed!!!!

[supergogeta82]

lol

[xxxmastaicexxx]

jet jagah

[Velocity9s]

@BiggWill1988 Yes, but played in a more realistic manner. If I were to revive Jet Jaguar, he would be made from left over tech' from the Future Men's left over debris from Godzilla destroying the 'Mother' Timeship(it possible one of the lesser[non M-11 type] robots might have survived the blast). He would be a government sponcered project that ends up being used against the NEW Godzilla(his son, reborn after the events of 'G Vs Destroyer which should NOT have been the last Hesie movie!). MORE-->

[Velocity9s]

@Velocity9s CONTINUED-->I think Toho should have continued the Hesie Era with Godzilla's son! Jet-J would end up being used against Godzilla or another monster threat. Force fields inhance J-J's structure giving super-strength. He would fly but be controlled via mental interface(a derivative of 'Project-t'?) or some such muanual control. NO reprogramming himself to grow(DUMB!!) & at normal size would fly right up to Godzilla with a double-fisted upper-cut & POW!! Knock Godzilla off his feet!

[marchofgodzilla]

A true classic!

[lurkerrekrul]

Call crazy if you want, but ever since I first saw this when I was about 10, the one thing that always bugged me is that after they put the boy on Jet Jaguar's shoulders, he grabs the boy's legs to steady him. It was out of place because throughout the rest of the film, when he was under their control, he wouldn't so much as move without direct orders.

I just thought it ruined the ending image of him as a non-sentient machine.

[pumpkinman4ever]

he's like a mix of the Green Goblin and a VR Trooper

[pacman5698]

This could be, the best thing ever in existence.

[smenkinsa]

rewind!

[ricarleite]

This version is sped up to compensate the editing error (the actors waiting for the director to yell action) that can be seen on MST3K, which is the original version.

[1ZombieRob]

He eats giant monsters and shits lazer beans

[ChrisJKool8]

Of life

[REALAlberto116]

@ChrisJKool8 well done for copying cinemassacre

[ChrisJKool8]

That's the meaning

[grextchen7grenxade]

fugupop373. ultarman did fight godzilla under a different name(JIRAS) or (KITA in american version) in episode 19

[themass109]

why hasnt he had a remake yet am i the only one who wants to see a gudamesc jet jaguar

[zajac1661]

hehe who ever came up with this character idea, must have smoked his joints troughouth time

[Makool]

@zajac1661 That's one badass kid then. Because it was an elementary grade student who won a contest that made him :p

[MazdaArai]

Loved watching Godzilla when I was little in japan and in Hawaii

[1legomaster]

And this kids, is the real true meaning of life.

[zackpac101]

AWESOME!!

[SkullandBones77]

That's the meaning of life right there

[tball464]

Dope song right up there with the king caesar song. When is Godzilla vs.Megalon going to get a proper dvd release?This is one of my favorite Godzilla movies.

[Ryan40291]

Lol someone should start you just got jet jaguared instead of rick roll ITS TIME FOR CHANGE!

[THECOSMONAUT100]

@Ryan40291 He's the Jappenese version of the Trololol guy.

[1darkwingotaku]

Oh Japan... Why are you so epic?

[KarmaCharged]

@1darkwingotaku Japan has all the porn,fun and epicness there is

[SylenceNight]

hah I still got this on Vhs now I have to find a vhs/ blu ray burner to keep watching it :p Jet J is the best Gaint robot ever ( Eat That Tranformer lovers)

I wish they update a new Godzilla flick and read J.J without destyroying him (trying to appease the masses). I want to see a Robot chicken epi. Ft JJ and the Noob Bots from the Power rangers serious.

[TheSuperfly65]

You don't fuck with Jet Jaguar

[Frankenstein61]

@TheSuperfly65 or godzilla which is why theyre a good team

[doberfag]

you should hear a hardcore punk version of godzilla related songs. all toho monster songs band name" the beginning of the end" , 7" title:" sci fi monster violence"

google it ,youtube it.

[godzilla1077]

This is so horrible it's awesome.

[slopoke2112]

I love Godzilla VS Megalon!!! I saw this as a child in the 70's when it came out at the Aztec Three in San Antonio!!! These are what memories are made of.

[jetfighter457]

Jet Jaguar thinking I'm too tired to carry this brat. I have just finished fighting.

[LordCHull]

I remember watching this Godzilla movie on tv and laughing my ass off when I heard this song

I dont care what anyone thinks Jet Jaguar is still one of my favorite Godzilla monsters!

[mrkoolman23]

if you translate this song it goes "trololololololol" lol

[MrDevilsbrood1012]

who the hell is jet jaguar

[316fuckingrules]

@MrDevilsbrood1012 Double J is fucking god !!!

[fjccommish]

I remember how hip this was back in the day. Everyone was wild for Jet Jaguar. All the kids were singing this song and dressing like JJ for Halloween. The whole world was taken with the Jet Jaguar craze.

[kaijuwarrior]

gay

[sniperquasi]

:')

[mrceebees14]

Jet Jaguar is a pedophile.

[sultaa86]

0:27 at the guy whos in the jet jaguar costume soooo did not know they were gonna lift the boy on his shoulders

[007whitespy]

@sultaa86 acutaly, a first grader desinged him in a contest, NO JOKE!!!

[sultaa86]

@007whitespy ye...so? i like the costume...never said anything else;)

[SumoReview]

Love this movie :D

[hoptop77]

I now know a person whos last name is jaggers. he now has a theme song

[SpidermanPro]

that's the meaning of life

[sanjino1]

9 people got knocked the fuck out by Jet Jaguar and Godzilla!

Got this movie is awsome.

[Leatherbubba]

I taped this movie off the Sci Fi channel a long time ago. Back when Sci Fi was a great channel that played movies I wanted to watch. All we have now is Sy Fy and their fuckass original movies.

[HinchyFilms]

Forget about the Power Rangers, For Jet Jaguar is here!!!!!!

[unclejohnthezef]

@AwesomeOgre strong work, ogre!

[HinchyFilms]

How Can anyone thumbs down this? Punch Punch Punch. Freeze Frame. The End. Epic

[TheInflicted]

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR ! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK ! WHO'S THERE ? HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH ! (DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MAN)

[artdamaged]

@TheInflicted I think that was funnier when they did it on MST3K.

[UndeadSniper71]

@TheInflicted You're a robot made by humans, but

Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar,

You did it, Jet Jaguar

Go, go to protect peace

We are all surprised at the courage you show

Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch

Don't cry, let's do our best

[doctorw2]

YES JET JAGUAR KICKS ALL ASS!

[123agumon]

Jet Jagga!

[megaawsomeaustin]

thats the meaning of life

[FuguPop373]

I worshiped Jet Jaguar before I even heard of Ultraman. But Ultraman never got to fight with Godzilla. Toho ftw

[Assassins616]

Lucky kid. Got HIS character chosen for a movie & they also gave it a theme song

[NerdyHippy]

That's the meaning of life. :3

[HarleyLocal605]

I love how Toho held the design a character contest, and thus resulted in Jet Jaguar, which was obviously the product of a kid who loved Ultraman. Thus Toho has their own Ultraman essentially.

[Phantomjudg3]

@HarleyLocal605 I never knew that..Thanks

[HarleyLocal605]

@Phantomjudg3 You're welcome. I'll admit i was kinda surprised when i first found out, but it actually made a lot of sense to me in hindsight.

[seploud]

This song is idiotic and ridiculous. I can't stop laughing and singing  it . This is what happens when something that is supposed to be scary is toned down because kids like it too. Damn it, kids don't want this shit, when I was a kid I liked scary godzilla movies not the ones with the funny godzilla.

[rocklobsta1415]

PODGE PODGE PODGE! lol wtf

[undeem]

Ikoga tsuguta Roboto dake do Dzhet Dzhaga, Dzhet Dzhaga Jap pak Dzhaga-a Iki iki jej Vao mabu-uptabje Min-namo-odoroko-juki o miseje Gozila Gozhaga a de panch panch panch (panch panch panch) Nakuna bokuravo Ga m-m Ba o-o

[3josh18]

this is what you get when you make a human shaped monster...this is why they went with a lizard/dragon monster as the main character,,,

[10MIRIAM10]

Es hermano del duende verde de Spiderman :')



[ithinkRAICHUiscool]

jet jaguar looks like mickey mouse but mickey mouse sucks huge dick

[MrMegaHans]

i love jet jaguar, hes so stupid its awesome

[TheToaprimezilla]

jet jaguar is number 10 in my top 12 godzilla monsters list.

[TemplarRican]

Jet Jaguar moonlights with Spiderman as The Green Goblin!

Youtube Video: watch?v=AsS5KzCot1M

Only Boba Fett is Baddeer Arse!

[videogamehunter820]

One last thing: I have an old VHS copy of this movie with american dub (not in the song part, though) and at the part 0:06, for a split second, you see the actors just standing there waiting for their cue. I guess whoever edited this in the U.S. failed at that part. But I'm kind of glad that it was edited badly at that part because it was so funny. LOL

[videogamehunter820]

As the Angry Video Game Nerd commented: "That the meaning of life." LOL

[hannibalbrown]

what is the actual translation? no MST3

[CTHimes]

@hannibalbrown Here's a translation from Satellite News (an MST site, but the real translation). He's a robot made by humans, but Jet Jaguar! Jet Jaguar! You did it, Jet Jaguar! Go, go to protect peace. We are all surprised at the courage you show. Godzilla and Jaguar, punch! Punch! Punch! Don't cry. Let's do our best!

[bishop2553]

JET JAGA IS DA SHITGA!!

[spookiedolly69]

Down theme song! :D

[CapoStatuz]

where's the t-pain remix?

[toveraap]

I wish I was that kid...

[gingamaster134]

@toveraap me too

[Dyli]

The movie cut off right before he self destructed.

[gingamaster134]

@Dyli lol

[XxComablackxX1937]

LOL I hate Jet Jaguar haha.. Not in a horrible way but he is just so awful.. If Toho ever put's him in another Godzilla movie i think i might flip...

As you can see besides the flying drop kick by Godzilla i didn't really like ''Godzilla vs Megalon'' at all

[CoolerKing37]

Jet Jagaaaah! Jet jagaaaah!

[KombatMortal]

"MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST! DESTROY! HUMANS! MUST!"

[BooJoMan]

Love the way he is just ignoring the family.

[legendarywerewolf206]

i loved this song ever since i watch Godzilla vs Megalon when i was 2.

[Renma2010]

Listening to this hurt's me both physically and mentally.

[sanjino1]

Thats the meaning of life

[mastaODI56]

PATCH PATCH PATCH

[Riotz96]

Only one word can describe this...EPIC!!!

[Bestbuds4life1999]

he has no eyes O_o

[DrDork51]

. . . lol

[mouse264]

His mother never really love him.

Eats sushi from a pail.

[Lufttygger306]

JHET JAGAR

[JapaneseMonsters14]

"Jet Jaguar reprogrammed himself to increase in size" - quite possibly the most epic quote of all time.

[TheNightcrawler125]

Jet Jaguar is one of my favorite characters, i wish he appeared in more Godzilla movies. Thanks for posting this video up, i still remembered that song from when was about 9 years old. its good to hear it again.

This video doesn't deserve a 5/5 Rating, it deserves 1000/5!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Treepelt]

Jet Jaguar is the best :)

[disgustika]

@DreamTheater4ever101 So do I - I wonder if I could ever find it, or if the film just disintegrated.

[TBustah]

Everybody needs to watch the MST3K version of this, it's a scream. XD

0:26

HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED, BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK

[JMfanboy]

Thumbs up if AVGN brought you here!

[DoubleOhSeven68]

@JMfanboy nope

[ROOKI3LINKX]

@JMfanboy YES!

[Limppuri]

turn on, tune in, drop out, jet jaguar

[kaijufanX123]

i like this song

[mthzb]

jet jaga

[Jokrd00d]

bet u jetjaguar is like "You see this smile? You better get the hell away from me"

XD

[mikaaka20]

Trey Songz ain't got shit on this dude!!

[MrMedic8]

??? Umm.... Thats no way NEAR Jet Jaguars theme on Godzilla Unleashed... O_O'

[jmkc67]

I actually keep that video on standby at all times, you never know when you'll need it.

[zombieoutbreakprod]

I heard i was really made by a kid in year 5 i think

[singinglawnchair]

YAHMMMAAHOAAAHOAAUGH!

[wesleyrhino10]

@GodzillaBakugan He got that version from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[ClutchFan1971]

English translation: HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL... See More JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR ! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK ! WHO'S THERE ? HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !

[boboDaKilla]

@ClutchFan1971 you fail...

[TheHypersonic55]

jet jaguar is such a legend

[LopezJgit]

jet jaguar is my hero

[CaptainWolfnuggets]

No way Japan doesn't win the World Cup with this motherfucker on the team.

[LthrnZack]

ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!!

Talk about a blast from the past.

[sarah20xoxo]

my fave! XD woke up with that crazy song in my head

[DoktorSick]

This is one my fave godzilla movies and the jet jaguar theme at the end is icing on the cake .

[sanjino1]

Thats the meaning of life!

[Tauptu]

The actual translation goes something like this:

Jet Jaguar Lyrics

You're a robot made by humans, but

Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar,

You did it, Jet Jaguar

Go, go to protect peace

We are all surprised at the courage you show

Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch

Don't cry, let's do our best!

[rifrab3]

This is the best thing to ever happen in cinema....

[paulbrown06]

PUNCH! PUNCH!! PUNCH!!! 0:26

LOL!!

[stopmotionrocks08]

This song rocks!!!!!!!!!

[gamerguyist]

it sounds like jet jagar

[TheToxicVirus]

Can he scratch his balls?

[foodonface]

I own the vhs, and on the vhs they forgot to cut out part of a take and it shows the actors standing there, in mid-walk, waiting for the director to say action. Right at 0:06 is where it happens on the vhs. Horrible. But it's great as well.

[SteveElOtaku]

And then the Ultraman guys threatened to sue. So began and ended Jet Jaguar's film career.

[uakronkid]

He jock it made of steel Eats sushi from a pail Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar! He mother never really love him He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity. He dickey covers up adam's apple the size of a Toyota He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Who's there? His head looks like Jack Nicholson Don't smile like that, It will stay that way YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

[shawnxian73]

@uakronkid MST3K Forever!!

[djfakt]

@uakronkid Witty.

[ROOKI3LINKX]

@uakronkid That's from MST3K.

[mrceebees14]

Japanese porno.

[efan64]

I love how they completely forget about Godzilla, and switch to Jet Jaguar when the movie ends.

[ElBlocko]

That's because the movie was supposed to star Jet Jaguar, but Godzilla was thrown in later to make the film more marketable. The ending must have been a leftover from the original film.

[efan64]

It still is odd though.

[Neville6000]

@efan64: Maybe this movie was the 'backdoor pilot' for a Jet Jaguar movie series.

[EEVEEdude11]

Knock Knock! Knock!

[OneNoneCares]

Who's there?

[EEVEEdude11]

Jet Jaguar! XD

[JediPrime7]

Love this song "Jit Jaga!"

But I never understood, was this little kid the guys younger brother or something?

Never heard anything in the English dub...

[DarthStewart202]

i wonder if thats the kid on jet jagaurs shoulders who created him(jet jaguar was created by an elementary school student after all)

[TheHawkdaddy]

Where the fuck is he going, hes an action figure!

[4L3xx13L]

WTF?

[johnwyatt27]

yeah that what i said

[RevolverClyde]

I can't stop laughing at his face

[sliverbullet1]

jet jaguar and ultrman are the shit :D

[ZiggyPasta]

This song is so epic. I'm totally sportin' a Jet Jaguar shirt right now. My life is complete.

[Maximumcarnage2]

Man the green goblin can really sing lol

His mother never really love him.